Minicap: The Bachelor

The Bachelor

By PopePhilly | Monday, January 21, 2013 | 11:15 pm | 7 Comments
Posted in: Recaps, The Bachelor

Well, it’s finally the episode where we see Tierra fall down the stairs. It was the most disappointing moment on any reality show ever. 

Why can’t you have a concussion?

This episode follows the same formula they all do: one solo date, one group date, and then another solo date. It really was the most uneventful “Bachelor” episode I’ve ever seen. However, we do get to see Kacie emerge as one of the clingiest women in the house. Honestly, that’s pretty much all I can say about it because I’m still angry that Tierra’s fall wasn’t the big deal all the previews made it out to be.

Check back soon for the full recap. In the mean time, catch up with last week’s recap if you haven’t already.

PopePhilly

Aside from making fun of reality television on a weekly basis, PopePhilly is a legal assistant by day and avid kickball player by night (well, at least on Thursdays). On the nerd front, she is an active member of the forensic speech and debate community. She spends her time judging at tournaments throughout the country and serving on the board of directors for the West Chester University alumni chapter of Pi Kappa Delta (yes, speech nerds get to pretend to be cool by having Greek letters).

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Considerthis
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:59 am

    Did K.C. (and the Sunshine Band) have a stroke between Ben’s season and this one? The whole one side of her face looks like it is melting?

    Impairment (be it medical or alcohol) is the only explanantion for her babbling to Sean about 2 other people having drama and WOW did she fuck that up. Impairment must also explain why she chose to wear a scuba dress to the cocktail party as well.

    My advice to K.C. is book a flight to South Bend, Indiana as they are in need a girlfriends there and desparation rules the day. Tell Manti, considerthis sent ya.

  2. 2
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 10:42 am

    @Considerthis: Kacie, of all people, should have known that you stay out of drama that doesn’t involve you on shows like this. Sean calling her out on her BS gives me a little hope for him.

    Also, t hank you for pointing out Kacie’s dress. The girl is really pretty and is not fat by any stretch of the imagination. However, she does not have the body to pull of a dress like that. It just looked too short and too tight and just didn’t flatter her at all.

  3. 3
    Polk8dot
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    @ PopePhilly ‘It just looked too short and too tight and just didn’t flatter her at all.’

    And that’s the only thing that can be said about EVERY SINGLE ONE of Kacie’s dresses and skirts this season, and this week in particular. I swear I was seriously considering whether she had them double-stick-taped to her thighs. There is no other explanation as to how they stayed that high up, yet never rode up for a pickaboo.

  4. 4
    itchy itchy
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    Kacie also has this weird ungainly way of walking, like she’s clenching a bowling ball between her thighs. Or a huge chastity belt. Or a combination of both.

  5. 5
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    I have disliked AshLee since the first episode, and I finally figured out why. Like many past and current bachelorettes, she’s generically pretty and lacking in personality. But what truly sets her apart from scores of others like her is that I feel like if I was friends with her on Facebook, she would be the one constantly hitting “share” to show her support for every inspirational quote or posting about a sad childhood disease. I would have to block her from my newsfeed.
    Plus, she spells her name wrong.

  6. 6
    germgurl
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    Jeez, most of these broads are full on buttas.

  7. 7
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    Hey, Gasmii. I’m sorry to do this to you, but this week’s recap will be a bit late. No sooner did I get over the cold I had last week then I caught the flu that has been going around my office. I had hoped I’d be better by now, but that isn’t the case. I just wrote to Flipit to see if someone could cover. If not, I hope to be well enough by this weekend to pound it out.

    I’m so sorry guys. Right now, I can barely sit up and I’m shivering like mad. :(

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