Hey Danny: Your Partner Wicked Hates You — Updated Again!

The Challenge

By B-Side | Friday, June 9, 2006 | 4:14 pm | 31 Comments

We never pass up a chance to bash Danny from Real World: Austin; so imagine my excitement when a fresh nugget of anti-Danny goodness fell into our laps? Yes, Danny’s partner Evelyn from Fresh Meat has written a long tirade against him on her MySpace page. It’s full of the bitterness and rage we’ve come to expect from scorned reality stars. The whole rant after the jump (followed by Danny’s stupid rebuttal).

(Seriously, this is awesome)

The following is directed towards my partner, Danny.  Normally I would write this in a private email, but as he's chosen to bad-mouth me on a public platform, I don't owe him that respect.

    Going into our interviews, the one thing you asked me to do, hell, begged me to do, was that we not talk badly about each other in our interviews, and I respected that, I didn't say a fucking word about you, not a single one, and believe me there was lots of venom in there that I would have loved to direct at you, but I stuck to my word and held it in.  That was because we were a team, regardless of how I felt about being partnered with you we fought and lost as a team, and it's a really scumbag move if the only thing you can think to do upon elimination is to trash your partner and attempt to make excuses for your own fuckups.  Yet, you had the nerve to turn around and spit on that pact at the first opportunity you had to try to shift the blame from yourself to me.

    You actually would try to accuse me of being the reason for us being voted in, that I somehow turned everyone against you and forced us into elimination.  From day one there, you made yourself a target, isolating yourself with your girlfriend from everyone else in the house, myself included.  If anyone in our partnership had a right to complain it would be me, I was off to a great start on the challenge, and my chances of winning were all but squandered the second that you became my partner.  Five minutes into the game, you were blowing me off, refusing to speak to me, and I was already receiving warnings from people that you'd been a real dick the entire flight over and that they wanted you gone.  What options did I have other than to try to forge alliances to save myself from an early defeat at your side?  Obviously you weren't going to help so I had to do something, I wasn't going to take it laying down.  If you'd listened to me and tried to work with me, instead of disrespecting me and ignoring me, it probably would have saved us from that first elimination.  Instead, what did you choose to do?  You completely ignored me, and pursued your brilliant fucking plan to vote off Shane.  And the worst part, you didn't even tell me about it.  I had to find out from Tonya, Derrick, and Shane, when all of them were wondering why all of a sudden I wasn't on their side anymore.  When you did tell me about it, I said what I felt was necessary, it was a totally fucking retarded plan and you dug my grave through your own rash, idiotic, decision-making.

    Hell, the only reason we even had a shot at possibly saving ourselves by sending in Tonya was because Theo voted for her instead of for us.  And why did he?  Because he said I was one of his favorite people there and couldn't do that to me.  That was the only one of my alliances that you couldn't fuck up.  The rest, Shane, Derrick, Tonya, you completely destroyed.  You want to bash me for alliances, do the fucking math bud, we had 2 to 1 odds stacked against your Austin pals.  What did you think was going to happen?  Instead of thinking ahead, you waited till the very last minute and then attempted to convince everyone to vote for Shane.  And for what?  To save you and Wes?  PLEASE.  You guys were the most disliked people in the entire house, and totally obnoxious to almost everyone, Shane, on the other hand, was an absolute sweetheart, as was Linette.  I told you I wouldn't vote for Shane, and I told you to abort it, that it would result in us going into Exile, but you didn't listen to me, and look where it got us.  Maybe if you'd given me just the tiniest bit of respect while we were there, you would've heard that part.  I wanted that challenge, I wanted it badly. I went running several times a day while I was there, and could I get you to join?  Nope, not for a single morning, once we got into the house you didn't say two words to me.  Did I complain?  No.  Before the elimination, you even pulled out a fucking bottle of Cuervo and started getting drunk, how the fuck do you think that made me feel?  I'm about to go into the exile, and I'm chained at the hip to a fucking guy who wants to get wasted before our 2 mile elimination.  It didn't end up costing us the win, but it's the mentality behind the act that counted, you and the defeatist attitude you had the entire time there. 

    Did I complain about ANY of this while we were there?  Not a single fucking time.  Meanwhile, you were busy attempting to blame anyone but yourself for the way things panned out, ultimately choosing to focus it on me.  On the trip home, I listened to you rant about how much you hated Nehemiah and Rachel from your season, saying the harshest things possible about them, things I wouldn't utter even now, simply out of respect for them.  You tried to say that Nehemiah made up all kinds of things about you just out of jealousy for you, because he wanted to be like you.  Then you bragged about being an Abercrombie model, how your relationship was the greatest and how mine was doomed to failure, and how much you hated your fans who wanted to see you at your club appearances.  And I was thinking to myself, my god, this guy's the most arrogant person I've ever met, and was wondering whether I'd find myself on your shit list the same way everyone else seems to be.  I didn't watch a moment of your season, but after the things you told me I had to tune in for your reunion.  I have to agree with Nehemiah, you have a massive ego, and a totally false sense of accomplishment.  Aside from that, you're a liar, your word is worthless and you sell out people who trust you just so you can try to get acceptance from people who don't even care about you.  That said, have a nice life post-real world, because your 15 minutes of fame are just about up.

Danny’s response on Evelyn’s blog:

it would have been nice if half of your facts were straight but u got about 2.5 sentences in that whole blog that didnt have a lie in them. and everytime i tried to talk to you in the house you started whining and being a drama queen.

And Danny’s response from his Myspace Account:

evelyn is the sorest loser ive ever seen and apparently her move of choice is to make up a bunch of lies about me "ignoring her in the house" and "not taking the challenge seriously". bunch of bull. that girl can't form two sentences in a row without at least one lie. in reality, i am a very competitive person and i took the challenge way more seriously than her. all she did was whine in the house. and always, always, was a having a huge drama crisis. thanks but no thanks!

Well-stated, Danny. Might I also suggest “I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you”?

Thanks to MellyMel for sending this our way…

Danny060906
Showing off your abs, Danny? Thanks but no thanks!

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31 Comments

  1. 1
    J Unit
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    Evelyn,

    YOU KICK ASS.

  2. 2
    mellymel
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    Where is my shout out for pointing you to this lovely tirade?

  3. 3
    B-Side
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    Mellymel — you contacted me through your cryptic Myspace name! I didn’t know it was you!

  4. 4
    hannahthehun
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 4:24 pm

    That is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

  5. 5
    mellymel
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    Its ok. I can’t believe how quick you posted the article. Evelyn is the greatest. If you check out Danny’s myspace he wrote about her nut it sucks…

  6. 6
    stacyrocks
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 5:28 pm

    *Seal Clap* Evelyn’s words were beautiful! Too bad she had to leave the show so early because she was partnered with Danny.

  7. 7
    Insider
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 5:52 pm

    That’s too perfect. Anyone notice his reponse in the comments section of her blog post? He’s still whining and trying to blame her.

    BTW, I’m new to the comments but long-time reader of the site. Keeps me entertained while at work.

  8. 8
    tikilights
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    Evelyn’s rant is amazing! It’s well-written and just burns Danny’s wicked ass.

    And is that first picture of Danny for real? I didn’t know supposed “A & F models” were supposed to look constipated in their shots.

  9. 9
    Keyser Soze
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 7:21 pm

    Awesome find on MySpace. Danny exposed for the true asshat that he is. I’m lovin’ it.

  10. 10
    eagle77
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 7:30 pm

    from Danny’s myspace:

    “Obviously Mel is the hottest woman alive, but I’ll admit am a sucker for that dark-haired look that all the hot girls are doing now.”

    Ew. Poor Mel.

    “yea it is wierd to see and it kinda freaks me out lol.. but its also kind of flattering in a way.. cause if people try to be me then hey, i must not be as much of a loser as i think i am lol ”

    NewsFlash! You ARE a loser!

    “that girl can’t form two sentences in a row …”

    Are you kidding me!? Ev’s grammar was perfect (or near-perfect) and you can’t find the “Shift” key for the letter “I”

  11. 11
    the_qwertz
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    HAHA, jesus! danny is such a DAMN DOUCHEBAG.

    he is more the definition of douchebag than tina is the definition of classless.

  12. 12
    jfazz
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    I think that Danny myspace is fake. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41831647 Someone on Tubescan posted a link to the original picture http://community.webshots.com/photo/540042241/1540046308069695618kcCrbw that was photoshopped with him holding up a sign of the web address to make it seem real.

  13. 13
    MrsPetersen
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    That’s awesome. I think I might see if she will add me.
    Also: Danny has fans? Huh?

  14. 14
    derder
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 7:49 am

    Ev was my pick to go far in this challenge. She was the most athletic of the women (from what I could tell) and was definitely cool under pressure.
    She just got stuck with the bad luck of getting Danny for a partner. Too bad, I liked her…

  15. 15
    Kathryn
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 4:46 pm

    Evelyn is now awesome in my eyes. Danny is just the quintessential example of a douche-bag and I love how she ripped into him.

    From Danny’s MySpace page about his Austin castmates:
    “They are just jealous that Mel and I are having continued success after the season, whereas their 15 minutes of fame is up.”

    Or they think you’re a tool. He thinks everyone is jealous of him… even though people who are 570394893 times cooler than him hate him — i.e Coral!

    Yes Danny. I am jealous of the way you treat your girlfriend like a piece of property.

  16. 16
    lguser
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    “this is my only myspace account, and mel does NOT have myspace so please dont ask. ”

    passive-aggressive much Danny?

  17. 17
    solost
    Posted June 10, 2006 at 7:19 pm

    As putrid as he may be, I can’t believe the support I hear for the single most annoying, full o’self fem to hit this show in a while. THANK GOD she never made it to a whole season of RW. The removal of these two was double wonderful.

  18. 18
    redhaiku
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 5:35 am

    Someone needs to tell Danny and his abs that there’s a Shift key on most keyboards.

  19. 19
    fycin
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 8:17 am

    I have no respect for straight guys who shave their pubes.

  20. 20
    MissKatrina
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 10:42 am

    Anyone know how tall Danny is? (I could have found out when he was at a local club, but I didn’t hate myself enough to go.) He seems short. Napoleon complex perhaps?

  21. 21
    anonym.
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 5:04 pm

    no way is he an abercrombie model. i refuse to believe that garbage because he’s not even moderately attractive.

  22. 22
    k37744
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 5:57 am

    missk (#20), i was about to ask the same thing.

    i’m guessing an a&f model would have be SOMEWHAT over 4’10″, unless of course they made an exception for someone as wickedly retahded hott like danny.

    fucking troll.

    (i’m just jealous).

  23. 23
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 6:59 am

    That’s too perfect. Anyone notice his reponse in the comments section of her blog post? He’s still whining and trying to blame her.

    I could barely read that semi-illiterate comment he posted. My opinion of Ev has risen quite a bit after reading her rebuttle to Danny bad-mouthing her in public (was that during one of the after shows?).

  24. 24
    ClariceStarling
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 7:38 am

    Fycin (#19), does that mean you think it’s okay for gay guys to shave their bushes? I think it’s gross if anyone does it. I mean, you can give it a trim now and then, but don’t look like an 8 year old.

    Danny sucks.

  25. 25
    mandymax
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 7:39 am

    You know . . . I read these rants and complaints by the cast members, and all I can think is, “I wish these were the only kinds of problems I had to worry about.”

  26. 26
    TimOD
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 7:47 am

    I agree with solost. Ev’s elitest,”I’m the best female on the show”, attitude falsely paralleled Danny’s.

  27. 27
    alienlips
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 8:26 am

    Ha, ha! Danny got “jackhammah-ed” by Ev!What a complete dick!

  28. 28
    Duchovnysfan
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    Evelyn surely put him in a corner b/c his counter argument is stupid. Well, I actually I never his counter b/c I knew it would be stupid anyhow. I cringe everytime Danny talks b/c I know stupidity is the result of it; in a way I feel for him b/c he has no form of logic well according to confessionals and tv footage.

    Anyway, I feel for Evelyn b/c if you notice in footages and stuff on overdrive, he completely ignores her, you never see any interaction between them and Danny just goes off with Melinda or something and giving Evelyn the shaft. How can that be, he picked her! *rolls eyes* That and he acted like a 3 year old when he lost the challenge and the exile and Evelyn was totally fine, maybe she was upset and bummed but it did not get the better of her or whatever.

    Although in Danny’s defense, maybe the one time I will defend him is when they lost the exile challenge, he did carry the bags to the finish line it was just that “initial part” that they realized they lost that he was just dejected about it. However, he should have helped her up when Evelyn fell on the bags b/c it was so heavy!

    Another thing though, I actually liked Danny until the reunion, sucks that he had to act like a total jerk, oh well life goes on…

    I think I should stop ranting b/c I really should not waste my ranting energy on someone like Danny.

  29. 29
    Clair
    Posted June 12, 2006 at 9:46 pm

    B-side, can you put the b/w picture sideways so it will look like he’s just waking up after passing out on the sidewalk?

  30. 30
    dredge
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    blah blah..and blah blah blah.and blah blah

  31. 31
    GoldCrayon
    Posted June 17, 2006 at 9:07 pm

    Nice one Clair (#29)

    They must have told him to look wasted. >:D

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