We never pass up a chance to bash Danny from Real World: Austin; so imagine my excitement when a fresh nugget of anti-Danny goodness fell into our laps? Yes, Danny’s partner Evelyn from Fresh Meat has written a long tirade against him on her MySpace page. It’s full of the bitterness and rage we’ve come to expect from scorned reality stars. The whole rant after the jump (followed by Danny’s stupid rebuttal).
(Seriously, this is awesome)
The following is directed towards my partner, Danny. Normally I would write this in a private email, but as he's chosen to bad-mouth me on a public platform, I don't owe him that respect.
Going into our interviews, the one thing you asked me to do, hell, begged me to do, was that we not talk badly about each other in our interviews, and I respected that, I didn't say a fucking word about you, not a single one, and believe me there was lots of venom in there that I would have loved to direct at you, but I stuck to my word and held it in. That was because we were a team, regardless of how I felt about being partnered with you we fought and lost as a team, and it's a really scumbag move if the only thing you can think to do upon elimination is to trash your partner and attempt to make excuses for your own fuckups. Yet, you had the nerve to turn around and spit on that pact at the first opportunity you had to try to shift the blame from yourself to me.
You actually would try to accuse me of being the reason for us being voted in, that I somehow turned everyone against you and forced us into elimination. From day one there, you made yourself a target, isolating yourself with your girlfriend from everyone else in the house, myself included. If anyone in our partnership had a right to complain it would be me, I was off to a great start on the challenge, and my chances of winning were all but squandered the second that you became my partner. Five minutes into the game, you were blowing me off, refusing to speak to me, and I was already receiving warnings from people that you'd been a real dick the entire flight over and that they wanted you gone. What options did I have other than to try to forge alliances to save myself from an early defeat at your side? Obviously you weren't going to help so I had to do something, I wasn't going to take it laying down. If you'd listened to me and tried to work with me, instead of disrespecting me and ignoring me, it probably would have saved us from that first elimination. Instead, what did you choose to do? You completely ignored me, and pursued your brilliant fucking plan to vote off Shane. And the worst part, you didn't even tell me about it. I had to find out from Tonya, Derrick, and Shane, when all of them were wondering why all of a sudden I wasn't on their side anymore. When you did tell me about it, I said what I felt was necessary, it was a totally fucking retarded plan and you dug my grave through your own rash, idiotic, decision-making.
Hell, the only reason we even had a shot at possibly saving ourselves by sending in Tonya was because Theo voted for her instead of for us. And why did he? Because he said I was one of his favorite people there and couldn't do that to me. That was the only one of my alliances that you couldn't fuck up. The rest, Shane, Derrick, Tonya, you completely destroyed. You want to bash me for alliances, do the fucking math bud, we had 2 to 1 odds stacked against your Austin pals. What did you think was going to happen? Instead of thinking ahead, you waited till the very last minute and then attempted to convince everyone to vote for Shane. And for what? To save you and Wes? PLEASE. You guys were the most disliked people in the entire house, and totally obnoxious to almost everyone, Shane, on the other hand, was an absolute sweetheart, as was Linette. I told you I wouldn't vote for Shane, and I told you to abort it, that it would result in us going into Exile, but you didn't listen to me, and look where it got us. Maybe if you'd given me just the tiniest bit of respect while we were there, you would've heard that part. I wanted that challenge, I wanted it badly. I went running several times a day while I was there, and could I get you to join? Nope, not for a single morning, once we got into the house you didn't say two words to me. Did I complain? No. Before the elimination, you even pulled out a fucking bottle of Cuervo and started getting drunk, how the fuck do you think that made me feel? I'm about to go into the exile, and I'm chained at the hip to a fucking guy who wants to get wasted before our 2 mile elimination. It didn't end up costing us the win, but it's the mentality behind the act that counted, you and the defeatist attitude you had the entire time there.
Did I complain about ANY of this while we were there? Not a single fucking time. Meanwhile, you were busy attempting to blame anyone but yourself for the way things panned out, ultimately choosing to focus it on me. On the trip home, I listened to you rant about how much you hated Nehemiah and Rachel from your season, saying the harshest things possible about them, things I wouldn't utter even now, simply out of respect for them. You tried to say that Nehemiah made up all kinds of things about you just out of jealousy for you, because he wanted to be like you. Then you bragged about being an Abercrombie model, how your relationship was the greatest and how mine was doomed to failure, and how much you hated your fans who wanted to see you at your club appearances. And I was thinking to myself, my god, this guy's the most arrogant person I've ever met, and was wondering whether I'd find myself on your shit list the same way everyone else seems to be. I didn't watch a moment of your season, but after the things you told me I had to tune in for your reunion. I have to agree with Nehemiah, you have a massive ego, and a totally false sense of accomplishment. Aside from that, you're a liar, your word is worthless and you sell out people who trust you just so you can try to get acceptance from people who don't even care about you. That said, have a nice life post-real world, because your 15 minutes of fame are just about up.
Danny’s response on Evelyn’s blog:
it would have been nice if half of your facts were straight but u got about 2.5 sentences in that whole blog that didnt have a lie in them. and everytime i tried to talk to you in the house you started whining and being a drama queen.
And Danny’s response from his Myspace Account:
evelyn is the sorest loser ive ever seen and apparently her move of choice is to make up a bunch of lies about me "ignoring her in the house" and "not taking the challenge seriously". bunch of bull. that girl can't form two sentences in a row without at least one lie. in reality, i am a very competitive person and i took the challenge way more seriously than her. all she did was whine in the house. and always, always, was a having a huge drama crisis. thanks but no thanks!
Well-stated, Danny. Might I also suggest “I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you”?
Thanks to MellyMel for sending this our way…
Showing off your abs, Danny? Thanks but no thanks!