“I’m Officially An Idiot”

The Challenge

By B-Side | Tuesday, October 5, 2004 | 2:42 pm | 3 Comments

Every now and then, I like to check up on our old friend Mike The Miz at his website, uh, MikeTheMiz.com and find out what’s new in his kooky world. Well, apparently a lot of things are new. Mike has about ten new posts up since last I checked in , but unfortunately, after reading just one, I was so taken with it that I haven’t even touched the others. Here’s the synopsis: Mike + trampolines = stitches.

Basically, Mike went to a party held by Adam from RW Paris, got drunk, jumped on a trampoline, opened his head up, went to the hospital, refused to numb his head, and got his forehead stapled up. Thus prompting him to proclaim: “I’m officially an idiot.” I would think so, especially after this comment:

As [the doctor's] preparing his equipment I notice him take out a shot to numb my head. I asked if I could go without it… how many times in your life will you ever get the anticipation a sharp object getting shot into your head and actually feel it.

So true, Mike. So true. Read all about it here. Come for the typos (“jacoozi”, “trampaline”), stay for the nonsequitors (“Yeah I know don’t we have any other friends besides reality people. The Answer….Yes.”).

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    Kirby
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 7:51 am

    Kaiser’s Permanente.

  2. 2
    Caroline
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 8:43 am

    “A bunch of peps are there..”If you are going to try and use hip lingo (is “peeps” even cool anymore?) then you should at least spell it right. But this is a minor infraction when seen in the entire context of his website. Have you read drunken corner? Good lord. At least he has being drunk as an excuse for those postings.

  3. 3
    jash
    Posted October 6, 2004 at 8:57 am

    OMG CAROLINE!

    thanks (more like “i hate you”) for pointing me to the drunken corner.

    the last thing this guy needs is a forum where he is free to write drunken driven.

    i wish the first amendment were more selective times like these.

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