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The Challenge

By B-Side | Monday, July 31, 2006 | 9:46 pm | 35 Comments

group073106More fun times on Fresh Meat this week. Tempers escalated from mild simmer to, uh, less mild simmer, and one team even got the boot. That’s right. The producers kicked off one unlucky duo, surely shocking everyone who hadn’t already been watching ALL SEASON LONG. But I won’t spoil the surprise. What do you think I am? An MTV promo? But aside from all the controversy, this was a generally ho-hum episode (as the non-Exile episodes usually are). On the plus side, however, we saw the beginnings of a new rivalry and discovered that Linette can be a very, very, VERY sore loser. And let’s face it — it’s about time we had a sore loser around again (cough, Veronica, cough).This week’s episode began with placid images of Australia. Ah, the impossibly inviting surf! The luscious green countryside! The errant wallabies dancing to the tunes of didjeridoos and Kylie Minogue. Okay, maybe not so much that last thing. Either way, the continent Down Under was looking its very best, and our nimble young cast members should have been passing the time frolicking in the sunshine, but instead, all was saw was strife. Not major strife, but definitely pain. Yes, Evan and Coral, returning from their little visit to the Kangaroo State Hospital (I’m assuming that’s what it was called. They name everything after kangaroos down there, right? No?) seemed barely able to walk. For those who don’t remember, Coral had managed to knock her kneecap up to her groin or something like that, and Evan was still suffering from the joy that is the sports hernia. He showed up at the compound first, and unsuccessfully attempted to hide his injury.

“There’s a 99% possibility that it will cause that permanent damage, but I’m of the mind that if I just ignore it, it doesn’t exist,” he told us. And if there’s anything a man can forget about, it’s when his intestines spill into his ball sack. Sorry, that sounds gross, but it’s just the nature of the beast. I know. I endured such an ailment. It wasn’t pleasant.

Anyway, as everyone noshed on random sushi, Evan did a little damage control, telling the other cast members that Coral’s knee wasn’t that bad, but people were doubtful. Derrick had even heard rumors that Evan may have been suffering from a hernia. Well, this ship of lies sprung its first big leaks when Coral returned on crutches. Even though her kneecap was back where it was supposed to be, the girl could hardly walk and only had one day to recover. But yeah, she should be fine!

Aviv then came on screen and acted all concerned for Coral, saying how she was worried how this would impact her game. Of course, we don’t know why Aviv was concerned. In case she’d forgotten, Coral was her, you know, OPPONENT. Meanwhile, Coral did her best to play down the whole injury. “I don’t want everyone to think that I’m this crippled person,” she said. Now, if there were a spider bite involved, it’d be a whole ‘nother issue.

Now, just in case you were wondering why these two were hiding their injuries, Wes came on screen to happily explain the reasoning. He noted that if Evan and Coral were considered a weak team, they’d be thrown into Exile in a heartbeat, which made sense, I guess, but then again, they’d probably be thrown into Exile if they were too strong a team. Point is, Wes is an idiot and no matter what comes out of his mouth, I’ll always find a way to make him seem like a dolt. It’s unfair, I know, but that’s the joy of being a blogger.

The next day, Linette, Diem, and Aviv all sat and talked with each other, telling us how they’ve become such wonderful friends. Friends for life even! Of course, this meant that clearly they’d be pitted against each other in the next twenty minutes, which really is the beauty of a good reality show: tearing apart the bond of friendship just as it so happily forms.

Still, the girls seemed prepared for such a situation. Aviv told us, “The game is getting personal. There’s a lot of social politics.” A lot of social politics — as opposed to a time when there weren’t a lot of social politics? Sorry, Aviv, but these challenges are all about the backstabbing and lying. If you think it’s just starting to turn ugly, then you truly are fresh meat.

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“Why yes, I do enjoy looking like a little boy with an oversized head!”

Anyway, Evan came on screen again to remind us that he wasn’t allowed to do any lifting, and then we zoomed off to the day’s challenge where we saw two long rope ladders hanging from a suspended boat. Yup, this was bad news for Evan. Rope ladders + gravity = bad news for happy hernias.

Sure enough, as the gang all assembled to learn the rules, TJ announced that because of their injuries, Coral and Evan could no longer participate in the Challenge. I don’t know why they were so shocked. They should have seen this coming. Nevertheless, everyone’s jaws dropped, especially Diem’s which hung wide open as if to say, “Damn! I have cancer, and they let me play!”

Well, Coral, who’d never been cut from a challenge, was not happy about this. “That’s such bullshit!” she scowled as she limped away. Yes, total bullshit. Don’t let that limp fool you into believing she can’t walk normally! Evan was also furious with the decision. His rectum may have been in his scrotum, but dammit, he wanted to play!!! The two both appealed their case to the producer, Justin Booth, reality stars are no match for the potential lawsuits and liabilities a production company could face. Smell ya later, Crippletons!

As Evan came to accept his fate, he told us, “A hernia could kill you. It could strangle your intestine, and you die. BUT–” There’s a “but”? Isn’t it sort of like case closed after the whole “you die” part? Nevertheless, Evan believed that there was a better probability that they’d win the Challenge over him sustaining permanent damage. And let’s face it — a lifetime with a colostomy bag would be worth it for a few extra dollars.

Tina went up to Coral and tried to console her, saying, “Do you know how weird this is for the game now?” Yeah, I don’t think Coral wanted to hear that. She looked like she wanted to shove Tina’s face into a wood chipper. Then again, who doesn’t? (By the way, is it completely reprehensible for me to say that Tina is actually tolerable and mildly likable this season? Oh, I feel a part of me dying even typing this.)

Anyway, the lame-o’s eventually left, and we returned to the challenge. TJ informed us that there’d still be the same number of Exiles and challenges. The only difference was that three teams would compete for the final prize, not four. And now this week’s competition. It was called “Batten Down the Hatches.” Basically, teams would start in that boat that was suspended high above a lake or river. Each person would have to climb down the rope ladders, and then at the bottom, they’d have to somehow figure out how to swing the ladders toward each other so that each team member could switch ladders. Once this was accomplished, they’d then climb back up to the boat. Team with the fastest time would win. Got it?

Well, first up were Wes and Casey. She said she wanted to step it up a notch before she vomits, but I say vomit away, especially if you can somehow do it on Wes’s head. Unfortunately, Casey may have wanted to step it up a notch (no pun intended, what with the rope ladders and all), but the two once again clocked in a pathetic performance. They simply could not swing their ladders towards each other, no matter how hard they tried. Casey even tried to move her arms through the air as if she were doing the breast stroke, but as anyone who’s tried to do the breast stroke can tell you — it kind of doesn’t work NOT IN THE WATER. I was really hoping the simple idea of body motion would cross their minds, but no such luck. As he’s done in many challenges, Wes simply hopped off the ladder, disqualifying his team in the process. Don’t worry, Casey, he’ll blame you for the loss later.

Next up were Tina and Kenny who seemed to be facing the same dilemma with their ladders, but at least Tina was more inventive with her strategies. Granted, she wasn’t always successful, and her first few attempts left her looking like she was having a religious rapture on the ladder. But eventually, she figured out that she could climb up the ladder and swing the slack over to Kenny, and thus the official strategy was born.

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There’s probably some gynecological joke to be made here, but do we really want to go there with Tina? No. No, we don’t.

All the other teams followed suit with nary an incident. The only one who had any problems was Darrell, who accidentally slipped and fell off, taking his team out of the running (and yes, again Diem was SHOCKED!). As everyone went up and down, Wes and Tina realized that they were going to be the Exile targets once again. Their only hope was to ally together and rope in a few other teams to maybe take out the power players. Sounds good in theory. Let’s see. I wonder if Wes can screw it up.

Anyway, once everyone was done, TJ gathered everyone around and read the results. Coming in fourth were Tina and Kenny, followed by Shane and Linette in third, and Theo and Chanda in second. That meant that Derrick and Diem took first place, winning their first competition. It was all happy happy joy joy until Diem realized she had to pick someone to go into Exile. What a buzz kill!

Well, Diem and Derrick had a little powwow, and the bad news for her was that he wanted to vote Shane and Linette into Exile. This was bad news for Diem who had earlier crowed about her BFF status with Linette, but oh well. That’s the way the cookie crumbles! With Diem already hanging her head low and crying, Derrick announced their decision, and it could not have been received any worse. Linette had such a sour face on it was like she had just found a mighty pubic hair in her salad. She threw down her bag like a spoiled brat and huffed off in anger with Aviv following just a few steps behind. Hey, what happened to all that understanding about how the game was getting personal now? She had to know something like this was coming. Dumbass.

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Meanwhile, Diem stood off to the side crying. Tina consoled her, saying that it’s part of the game and everyone has to realize it. She then added, “Come to the dark side! Join me and Veronica! Join us!!!”

Well, with Shane and Linette on the chopping block, Tina was absolutely excited about her prospects. “The game’s all flipped around now!” she said. I didn’t really know what she was talking about. It’s not like there’s been any sort of discernible “game” regarding alliances and voting patterns. It’s just been a hunky dory parade of teams winding up in Exile based on crappy performances. It didn’t really seem like any sort of power structures had been upended. Nevertheless, Wes and Casey then happily noted that they were gonna gun after Theo and Chanda, which pissed Darrell off because I guess they were allies or something.

“Be smart about it, Bro,” Darrell told us, regarding Wes’s scheming. “You think I’m stupid like I was born yesterday? I’m not from Kansas. I’m from the town, baby. I recognize shit!” It was actually pretty funny, most likely because he was just reiterating that Wes is an idiot.

Well, Darrell went into the delibs gunning for Wes, and everyone pretty much followed suit. Oh, but first Shane and Linette had to leave the room, and of course, this was the perfect opportunity for Linette to roll her eyes and act like her mom just ordered her to go upstairs and do her homework. Anyway, Darrell and Aviv voted to send Wes and Casey into Exile, but who did Wes and Casey vote for? Theo and Chanda? Nope. They voted for Tina and Kenny. Wait, what? Weren’t they supposed to be allies? Just when I thought Wes couldn’t be more idiotic, he does something like that. He later explained that he saw the way the tide was going and didn’t want to ruffle more feathers than necessary, but c’mon, you don’t burn the one bridge you’re lucky to have!

Nevertheless, Wes and Casey were voted back into Exile. Everyone was hoping they’d lose, especially Theo who, if you remember, has a little thing with Linette. Forgot about Theonette, didn’t you? Still, Wes wasn’t concerned about his opposition. “I am not scared whatsoever to go up against a gay guy and a skinny girl,” he said, becoming even more of a douchebag than we ever thought he could be. Yay!

The episode then drew to a close with Linette and Aviv talking about the massive betrayal of Diem. With any luck, this will surely turn into a massive cat fight. If only Coral were still around to show them how it’s done. What did you think about this episode?

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35 Comments

  1. 1
    Firecat
    Posted July 31, 2006 at 10:34 pm

    I really didn’t think Wes could become more of a douchebag. I guess I shouldn’t underestimate him, or anyone else from the Austin cast.

    So when is this Kangaroo supposed to punch Wes?!?

  2. 2
    mizta
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 2:51 am

    I found it very funny during the first episode when Wes pegged Shane and Linette to be the weakest team even though they beat him on that challenge, and every challenge after that. And he still sees them as a weak team.

    I just hope Shane and Linette beat Wes and Casey because I really like Shane and Linette.

  3. 3
    Ubiquitous
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 3:56 am

    Wow, you got this recap out fast! :-)

    Once again, Wes loses one for his team and then has the nerve to claim he isn’t going to lose to a “gay guy and skinny girl”.

    So when is this Kangaroo supposed to punch Wes?!?

    Alas, that was just a rumour, but wouldn’t that be fabulous if it were real?

  4. 4
    TheEmancipationofGigi
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 5:14 am

    I really hope they do something with Evan again on another show, after he recovers from the injury. He’s so freaking hot.

  5. 5
    Roney12
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 6:52 am


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    Roney12
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 6:58 am

    There is a new challenge called “The Duel”. In the picture that I found it has: looks like CJ, Brad, Beth S, Derrick, Jody, Eric (Fresh Meat), Kina, Evan (FM), Anessa and two other girls that I can not place the face. I wonder when that will air?

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    mo_knows
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 8:51 am

    Yes, there is a new Challenge with Evan, you can read about it here.
    http://realworldroadrules.blogspot.com/
    And sadly, that is a rumor that Wes was punched by a kangaroo. REALLY hope he finally loses this exile!!
    How hypocritical on Derrick’s part when he and Diem are deciding who to send into exile the first thing he says is that he’s not sending Darrell in b/c that is his boy but when he suggests Shane/Lynette Diem gets upset because of her friendship with Lynette and Derrick says something about it not being aout friendships. The freshmeat really get dominated by the alumni, they pretty much always go along with what they want.

  8. 8
    jenhen
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 9:05 am

    linette BLOWS and wes needs to quit it with his “strategies”. news flash wes – they never work!

  9. 9
    derder
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 9:12 am

    My husband HATES this show. However, it has been on in our house every Monday night since we have been together (that’s a lot of years). He now knows the faces, some of the names, and he HATES all of them. But I still frequently catch him glimpsing at the TV and subtly asking me things like “now, what’s her name again”? Anyway, my point of this rambling is that if Wes doesn’t get his ass kicked by a kangaroo this season, then I don’t think he will ever allow this show to be on in his presense again. It is the only thing he is looking forward to and the only reason he keeps an eye on the tube when it’s on.

  10. 10
    The Svan
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 9:21 am

    Is The Svan wrong or was it going to be an even vote if Wes, Casey, Tina and Kenny all voted for Theo? What a fucking idiot.

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    MrsC
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 9:38 am

    Thanks for the quick recap B-Side!

    I think Shane and Linette can whip Wes and Casey in Exile. Hopefully they packed light.

    Sure surprised me the Wes/Casey-Tina/Kenny alliance. Sure didn’t surprise me that it didn’t even last one voting session.

    And I really don’t think Coral and Evan were surprised by the announcement that they were being asked to leave on doctor’s orders. The Hills ain’t the only place for reinactments.

  12. 12
    k37744
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 9:49 am

    IT’S ABOUT TIME.

    if i had to watch one more cringe-worthy episode while curled up in a ball grabbing my abdomen i was gonna lose it.

    take a drink every time you see shane draping himself over his teammate. it’s called personal space, dude. you’re not a coat.

  13. 13
    MrsC
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 9:59 am

    “it’s called personal space, dude. you’re not a coat.”

    Posted by: k37744

    Hil-ar-i-ous!

    I thought I was the only one tired of seeing Linette molested.

    If it’ll get Wes and Casey out, I’ll put up with it. Why Linette does is a puzzle to me.

  14. 14
    gasmgrrl
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 10:09 am

    I am really going to miss Coral and Evan who were by far the most entertaining and deserving pair on this show. And its true, Evan is really freakin hot. Now we’ll be stuck looking at Wes’ pasty/sunburned/ douchebag visage for at least another week.

    I could not believe that Diem didn’t say ONE word to Derrick about how hypocritical it was to save darrel b/c they are “boys” but she would have to sacrifise her friend to Exile. BTW anyone else surprised that Derrick (usually the dimmest of light bulbs) actually seemed to have a strategy for final 3?

    While I am psyched we’ll get more Evan on the next challenge, I was really hoping that we could be done with bitch monster Kina forever and always. Sigh…

  15. 15
    Skee-lo
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Yeah, I’m no math whiz, but I thought that if Wes had stuck to his “plan” to vote for Theo and Shanda, it would have been a tie vote. I guess since they don’t teach 2 + 2 until, what, like first grade, it was obviously beyond Wes’s mental capacity to figure that out for himself. He is absolutely without a doubt The Biggest Choad to ever grace the Real World with his presense (and there’s some really stiff competition in that pool…his BFF Danny, Judd the copic book penis who made a career out of marketing his friendship with someone who died of AIDS, and that black guy who slapped the crazy girl with Lyme desease because called him out on being gay). Yes, Wes, you are a bigger choad than someone named “Judd.” Be proud.

  16. 16
    hollabackboy
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 10:57 am

    What they meant by the game being “turned around” is that Coral & Evan are out. They were definitely in the Top 3 most powerful teams. They hadn’t been winning like they used to, but Coral is probably the most powerful woman of the Challenges (yes, even greater than Veronica, who is quite the master herself). She has never been eliminated from the four previous challenges she has done, and whenever a voting strategy or whatever else is going to be done, people automatically go to her. Now that they are gone, the game is going to be different.

    Speaking of alliances, Wes should really stop with the voting strategies. It failed miserably ther first time, and the same thing happened in this episode. He always makes it so obvious to everyone else, and when it fails, he just backs out. Besides, he’s given up on the past 3 missions now. Casey’s starting to grow more balls than him. What a loser. (He’s on the After Show next week, so I’m praying that he loses the exile.)

    And Linette needs to get used to the game. Unless you have a very solid friendship with someone prior to a challenge, you shouldn’t really put too much trust in them to not vote you in. She’s friends with Diem for a week or two and expects her to be so loyal. Like she said, they’d eventually have to turn on one another. You can’t take things so personally in this game. I’m a viewer, and I know that by now.

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 11:21 am

    I think Shane and Linette can whip Wes and Casey in Exile. Hopefully they packed light.

    It’d be even better if they won because they attempted (and were able to solve) the puzzles. OTOH, they’ll probably lose because they forget to take at least one of the flags with them (how many times has this happened now?).

    it’s called personal space, dude. you’re not a coat

    Bwah! What is up with that anyway?

  18. 18
    MissKatrina
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 11:23 am

    I think people really underestimate Wes…specifically, they underestimate how much of a blithering idiot he really is.

    Hooray for targeting the stronger teams, but in order for Wes/Casey or Tina/Kenny to win it all, they’d have to get rid of everyone else. Those two teams are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

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    bridgeguy
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    I thought I remembered Derrick saying something to Diem about her friendship with Linette being very new and “is she really your friend” yet. Or something along those lines. Thus drawing a dintinction between his friendship with Darrell and hers with Linette.

    How old is Linette anyway? Like 19? She’s probably still stuck in that somewhat clique-tastic mode of thinking. I think Diem is 25. Her body language conveyed plenty of protest against voting for Linette. However, she probably simply processed the fact that Derrick was more or less right.

    Voting for Darrell would have meant voting for Aviv anyway. Did Derrick mention Theo as his boy too?

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    Lisa
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 1:40 pm

    Anybody know what would happen if there had been a tie vote for exile? It’s funny that Wes thought his strategy went down the tubes only after Darrell voted. Um, obviously he’s gonna vote you in, since you don’t have an alliance with him and you’re just generally a douchebag.

    Evan and Coral were both being ridiculous. Their injuries were super-serious and I can’t believe they were willing to put their health at such a risk just to maybe win some money. Greed will make you crazy, apparently.

    And finally, Linette/Diem. I think if Derrick or Diem had explained to Linette that they chose them because they thought they were their biggest threat, that might have worked. It’s a compliment. Obviously your BFF wouldn’t want you off the challenge, but she wants to win. I just don’t get how it was such a big deal when there were so few voting possibilites that made sense.

  21. 21
    Terence
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    Poor Coral…Wes is an idiot if Casey Tina and Kenny also all voted for theo it would’ve been tied!

  22. 22
    Ms. Fred
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 6:25 pm

    Sad as it may be, I signed up for the express purpose of saying: OMG!! FINALLY other people have noticed Shane wrapping around Linette like Paris Hilton on…well, anyone. SO WANT TO BARF!!!!

  23. 23
    Mathematics
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 7:13 pm

    Finally, someone figured out that the smartest thing to do is send the strong teams into exile and not the weakest. I guess Derrick should be in the real world equivalent of mensa. Also, what I don’t like about this challenge is that the game seems flawed. Second place and last place have equal value. So, in the ladder race, after you have clearly taken longer than a different team you can just give up with no penalty.

  24. 24
    mouth
    Posted August 2, 2006 at 10:49 am

    Although shane and linette has beat Wes and casey in the challenges, I’ve seen Wes and Casey send home stronger opponents. With the light amount of weight that Wes and casey have I think that they’ll win for sure. I have a feeling that Shane and linette will have a large amount of luggage and shane doesn’t look like a guy who can drag over 150 lbs on a hike. If they don’t win the next challenge its over for them. I really do feel that Wes will knock them out one by one. If you were on the show would you want your opponent to be wes and casey? They already knocked out like 4 teams.

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    MrsC
    Posted August 2, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    mouth- sorry, but who do you mean by stronger opponents?

    Danny and Ev? You know, she had enough balls for both of them, but it wasn’t enough.

    Melinda and what’s his face? C’mon… no contest there.

    Johanna and another what’s his face? Definately no contest there!

    Tonya and Johnnie? She’s all talk and apparently, he was too.

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    mouth
    Posted August 3, 2006 at 7:17 am

    I would have to say that those teams are stronger than shane and linette. Shane looks really weak, and linette gave up right when she got voted into exile. Who starts crying when you get voted in? Not much confidence there. Wes and Casey have what, less than 150 lbs combined. I can almost guarantee that they have the least weight of any other team. I will be really surprised if Wes and Casey lose to shane and linette.

  27. 27
    antebellum
    Posted August 3, 2006 at 11:54 am

    Just a thought–maybe Wes still thinks Shane’s team is weak because Shane is gay? Seriously, Wes is such a douchebag I wouldn’t put it past him to have that kind of mentality. He pretty much said so when he referred to Shane and Linette as “the gay guy and skinny girl”.

    Sad to see Coral and Evan go, but they’re both fools (Evan moreso) if they really wanted to and thought they could continue competing. Only problem is, I have no one to root for now.

  28. 28
    mouth
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 6:53 am

    I told you guys that there was no way that Shane and Linette would beat Wes and Casey. One by one they will knock everyone out. I don’t see one team left that would be able to beat them in an exile. I bet the final challenge is a long exile too. If I was to bet on this I would take Wes and Casey for sure to win it all.

  29. 29
    raggedy_andy
    Posted August 8, 2006 at 7:27 pm

    I don’t know if we’re allowed to talk about it here at this time, but…

    mouth (#28):

    I told you guys that there was no way that Shane and Linette would beat Wes and Casey.

    I wouldn’t get too cocky if I were you. You also said “Shane looks really weak” when I believe he was carrying more weight than Wes and he was still ahead of everyone else there. I wouldn’t be surprised if Shane could beat Wes if it were just the two of them in the Exile or if both teams had to carry the same weight.

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    mouth
    Posted August 9, 2006 at 8:06 am

    I don’t know what you were watching but I thought I saw wes carry all of the bags for a good portion of the race and let casey pass them up without her carrying any bags. Shane is weak, that’s why he is at home.

  31. 31
    raggedy_andy
    Posted August 10, 2006 at 4:32 pm

    As much as I hate pissing contests and making myself look like a fanboy for anyone…

    I just rewatched the Exile part on MTV Overdrive. Shanette had 171 lbs. and Wesey had 113 lbs. Casey and Linette looked like they were carrying about the same weight, which would mean that Shane was carrying more weight than Wes from the beginning of the race and he was still able to be a good distance ahead of everyone. Wes only started carrying all the weight as they got close to the second puzzle and he eventually gave some weight back to Casey. In addition to that, TJ said that it was the closest Exile so far (though he really could’ve just been saying that and it doesn’t tell how close it actually was), so they might not have gotten “smoked” as you said in another post and Shane probably kept up a good pace despite carrying more weight and going back to help Linette. Sorry, but all that makes it difficult for me to believe that Shane is weak or that Wes is all that as you seem think. You can’t always see the whole picture from just the end results.

  32. 32
    mouth
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 8:46 am

    Well, the only thing that matters is the end result. Right?

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    raggedy_andy
    Posted August 15, 2006 at 11:26 am

    lol Reminds me of a scene from an episode (BABF17) of The Simpsons:

    % With the firework crammed in the drawer, Homer is about to light the fuse when Marge interrupts him.

    Marge: Homer, what are you doing?
    Homer: Listen, do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?
    Marge: Well, like all Americans, fast, but–
    Bart: [lights the fuse] Clear!
    [The exploding firework knocks the drawer out and leaves ugly blast marks on the drawer and stand]
    Marge: [marvels at how easily the drawer slides now] You can’t argue with results!
    – “Insane Clown Poppy”

    Courtesy of snpp.com and The Simpsons. :-P

  34. 34
    Monique
    Posted August 23, 2006 at 9:22 am

    I wish they would stop puting Wes and Casey in the exile. I guess once the won the exile the fourth time. Everyone in the cast’s brain wasn’t working.

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    Monique
    Posted August 23, 2006 at 9:25 am

    I can’t wait to see next weeks epsiodes. When Tina gets in the other girl face I think her name was Deem or something like that. I think the two teams that will win is Tina and Kenny and Wes and Casey.

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