Recap: The Duel: Getting Off On The Wrong Foot

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By B-Side | Thursday, December 21, 2006 | 7:36 pm | 45 Comments

kina3122106 Oh glorious Duel. Sometimes you do horrible things to our favorite players and send them home entirely too early. Beth’s dubious egress comes to mind. But then, just when I’ve given up on you, you provide us with the grandest gift anyone could want for the Holiday season. I won’t say much more, lest some unfortunate viewer has yet to see tonight’s triumphant episode, but needless to say, Christmas came early this year. Or, as it would apply to me, Chanukah came, well, on time. You get the point. To the recap!Tonight’s show began on a fretful note as hoochie-mama reggaeton beats scored Kina’s accompanying hoochie-mama entrance to a club. Reggaeton + Kina could only mean one thing: dumb trouble. Turns out we weren’t then treated to a full on skank-fest. Instead, we migrated over to CT and Diem’s corner of the world where they were canoodling away and praising each other’s finer qualities. “You’ve impacted my life. Period,” Diem told her man. I’m not really sure how CT impacted her life. Maybe he taught her that sometimes having hair isn’t always a good thing. Nevertheless, the two plotted their future in the game, saying that they’d look out for each other and take themselves to the final two — a strategy I hoped would grandly fail, just because I’m a spoilsport.

Meanwhile, over at the bar, Kina was looking more Jersey-ish than she’s ever looked before. She was literally doing the prototypical Jersey Girl stance, sitting with a cigarette sticking out of her wrist and her hair all skanked up. Shockingly, Kina was not discussing the many virtues of Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi. Instead, she was bashing Svetlana to Jodi, saying that “She WANTS to go home!” And of course, this was all said with that delightful combo of Jersey accent and overdramatic intensity. Kina then informed us that “I’m just a nutcase,” a fact we’ve been well aware of for the past few years. She then added, “Oh my gawd. I totally ran out of Lee press-on nails!”

“So I says to him, I says to him, ‘What the hell is a book?’ I never heard of that!”

Later that night, the gang received its latest clue: “Are you ready for a smashing good time?” For whatever reason, Jodi piped up and suggested, “Maybe we’re driving little dune buggies.” Yes. Because that’s a completely logical extrapolation.

Meanwhile, Svetlana babbled to Aneesa and us about pride and how she’d rather leave this game with her pride than $150,000 and blah blah blah. She was basically priming us in case she decided to suddenly quit for whatever reason. Aneesa, however, would have none of it. She wanted her little Russian mistress of the night, and honestly, I think we all wanted her to stay too. I mean, I’d rather watch her than Kina or Diem.

Anyhoo, the next day, the kids headed out to the challenge where they faced several stacks of ice blocks. Hey, where are all the mini dune buggies? The clue said “smashing,” and everyone knows that’s a veiled reference to miniature dune buggies!

Well, this competition required players to smash as much ice as possible through a grate and into a large bin. Whoever had the heaviest amount of ice/slush at the end of five minutes would win. Also, players were only allowed to attack one block of ice at a time with their sledgehammers (I know you were dying to know that rule). After the five minutes were up, each player’s bins would be weighed — thus revealing what could be a significant flaw in this game: whoever was weighed last would have a mild advantage. After all, water is heavier than ice, and the last person to be weighed had the greatest chance of having their ice melt. Oh, whatever. I’m over thinking this entirely way too much.

Ice, ice baby.

After the commercial break, the guys got to work attacking the ice. Wes seemed to be the only one with any strategy as he revealed that he was keeping as much ice on the grate as possible so that it would melt into the bin. Could it be that Mr. Douchebag has shown glimmers of smarts? I hate how Wes is much more likable this season. Not as fun. Ultimately, his tactic seemed to work, but it still wasn’t enough to counter Evan’s brute force. The Candadian easily won the men’s heat, earning himself a nifty set of golf clubs in the process.

Once the guys were done and weighed, it was time for the girls to step up. It should be noted that Kina’s hair was bigger than ever. I’m not saying this to specifically rag on her (although, I welcome such opportunities). Her hair was legitimately huge.

“I get my hair done at the Lemon Tree.”

Anyway, the female heat began, and for whatever reason, almost none of the girls were really flinging their sledgehammers. Instead, they were lightly tapping the ice, as if they were making some sort of graham cracker pie crust. Of course, Jodi understood that swinging her tool at full force might just have a bigger impact, and as expected, she inched out the competition by a fraction of a point, earning herself immunity from the Duel.

Next up: the pick ‘em! Jodi chose Evan, who chose Diem, who chose CT, who chose Kina, who chose Brad. At this point, our surly biker had to decided between Aneesa and Svetlana. Who to save? Who to spurn? Well, no surprise here. Brad picked Aneesa, which meant Svetty was heading back to the Duel. And who would she be taking with her? None other than the pride of New Jersey, Ms. Kina. YES. Svetlana told us she chose the Kin-ster because they were best matched physically, but Kina announced to us that she was gonna prove that she could compete. After all, Svetlana’s been playing this whole game defensively, she observed — as if that meant anything. Last time I checked, it was Kina defensively hiding behind the tower of protection that is Jodi.

Anyway, tonight’s Duel event was none other than Push Me, the same grueling challenge that nearly felled Svetty a few weeks ago (back when a technicality sent Beth home). For those of you who missed it, basically the way Push Me worked was that two people would be pushing against a rotating log in opposite directions. First person to reach a flag set 90 degrees away would win.

Well, after the commercial break, we commenced this sweaty event. I had to admit that I had no idea who would win. Both girls were fairly even, and if anything, Kina seemed to have more of the competitive edge. However, Svetlana commented to us, “I’m on the offense. Obviously, Kina’s on the defense.” WELL! So much for Svetlana being on the defensive! Touché, Kina! Your assessment was completely wrong! Eh, not as satisfying a put down as I would have liked.

Anyway, Kina seemed to have a pretty strong and sturdy stance, but as Svetlana pushed away, Kina revealed to us, “There is an intense strain in the arch of my foot.” Oh yes. The ol’ arch excuse. Actually, I’ve had those before, and they really hurt. But that being said, Kina still sucks.

“Don’t you dare say a bad thing about Jon Bon Jovi!!!”

In an effort to make up for her arch setbacks, Kina tried to intimidate Svetlana by letting loose a torrent of grunts and strange Jersey noises. However, the effect was lost on our resilient Russian, and at long last, Svetty made a breakthrough and pushed forward to the flag, sending a helpless Kina rotating around in a circle. Just have to say that watching Kina get tossed around the Duel chamber like a dead leaf caught in some windshield wipers was nothing short of divine.

Right in the baby-maker.

“Oh my gawwwwd!”

Sure enough, Svetlana won the Duel. She went over and hugged Kina, but the gesture was not returned. No, instead Kina fell to her knees, sobbing with alleged pain and grabbing her foot. Commence the violins… now. Yes, in a total baby display, Kina put on a total “Woe is me” performance as she bawled literally in a fetal position. Get your dumb ass up and be an adult, you idiot. For a moment, Svetlana actually felt badly, but then she realized Kina was merely putting on a show. You see, Kina didn’t want to face the reality that she had been outclassed by Svetty. Instead, it was easier to simply play up the debilitating arch injury. “You’re pathetic,” Svetlana said to us (it was addressed to Kina). At that point, I would have given Svetty a standing o, but it would have looked weird; so I just did it in spirit.

And Now An Ode To Kina’s Pain…
(Feel free to play Samuel Barber’s “Adagio for Strings” in the background for full effect)

Oh, the horror!

Oh, the agony!

Oh, the idiocy!

I would like to say, however, that even though it was impressive that Svetlana beat Kina in this Duel, she better not act like she’s the queen of this event. She’s gotta remember that the only reason why she beat Beth was because of a dumb technicality. She also should remember that she put on a similarly histrionic display when she thought she was out (Kina’s was worse though).

Afterwards, TJ sent Kina packing, and sure enough, she continued to bawl like a little girl. “I WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH, BRAD!!!” she sobbed. Damn straight, woman! I will say that Brad was very sweet and tender with her, saying that by her body giving out, it proved that she gave 110%. You know, I don’t think anyone doubted Kina’s effort. I think we only take issue with her idiotic behavior afterwards (and the fact that she’s basically an immature moron in general).

Kina then told us, “My body was just like ‘You can’t do it anymore,’ and that sucks because I didn’t make that decision.” Stop trying to blame your body. You lost. Deal with it. Nevertheless, Kina was not able to face the facts. “It just sucks for me,” she continued, “because I had the power and the strength in that situation.” CLEARLY NOT.

Ultimately, Kina declared, “If it wasn’t for my stupid body, I would have won.” Yeah, well, I guess there are a lot of things that might happen IF WE DIDN’T HAVE BODIES. Oh well!

What did you think about this episode? Happy to see Kina gone? Or sad to lose our favorite punching bag?Ge

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1

JohnEDowney

Posted December 21, 2006 at 8:46 pm

Great night. I came in from walking the dog after watching an awesome episode of “The OC”, trying to get my geeking-out under control, and the first thing I see when I turn the TV back on is Kina getting her shit tossed. The night would have been perfect if my dog didn’t throw up 3 times later.

Great recap, B-Side. The screencap on the first page was priceless.
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dubbledubs

Posted December 21, 2006 at 9:09 pm

1) You put your ice on the box
2) You break that junk in the box
3) You sprain your foot with the box

And that’s the way you do it.
3

Junzilla

Posted December 21, 2006 at 9:21 pm

Great recap B-Side! When I saw the outcome, I was so excited to read your reaction B-Side.

I am really happy Svetlana won. I would like to see her or Aneesa with it all. Diem has wound up annoying the piss out of me this season, however, I would rather see her win than Jodi. Thank God the Drama Mafia is almost done for good.

I actually cheered outloud when Svetlana pushed Kina around like a rag doll and Kina’s pissing and moaning. It was classic and I feel it is kind of a vindication for all the people she screwed over this season.

I will miss bashing on her but it is so much better than hearing her whining about her friends, her competitiveness, and everything else that goes with Kina. Thank God she is gone!
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anniedawg25

Posted December 21, 2006 at 9:23 pm

Yay!!!!!!!!

Svetlana ROCKS!

Although I am happy to see Kina’s ass go back to Jersey/pussy whipped Randy, I will be sad to see the excellent Kina screencaps go as well.

PS– what is the random mystery object frozen in the block of ice at the bottom of the pile?
5

missriss

Posted December 21, 2006 at 9:31 pm

See you later, Jersey Giant Head.
I’m not sorry to see her go, and I hope to never see her funky blue eyeshadowed self on my TV again. Someone needs
to let Kina know she sucks at life.
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Steve

Posted December 21, 2006 at 11:07 pm

Well I, for one, am sick of the age old crutch of joking about New Jersey in “comedy.” So, everyone from NJ is trash and the whole state is garbage, right? Well for those of you who grew up in NY, you are probably less than 30 minutes away from NJ and half of our eco-problems are from nuclear reactors in other states, namely NY. So yes, maybe I’m being drunk and belligerent but there is a 98% chance that NJ has contributed more to the business and academic world that your shitty state has, so have fun.
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B-Side

Posted December 21, 2006 at 11:49 pm

Hey — Jersey is great. I have family there. But no matter how many awful, terrible things New York and New Yorkers have done, Jersey has still produced Kina, and there’s no denying or defeating that.
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B_ran

Posted December 22, 2006 at 12:05 am

“Myself” is very happy that Kina caught a flight home. I’m so sik of all these people on these shows talking about how good a competetor they are. It’s even better when all that talk amounts to nothing when they have to fight to keep themselves in the game.

Unfortunately, I think Svet is going to start getting a big head over the win. You’re right, B-Side, Svets has ompletely forgot the over dramatice fit she threw when Beth crushed her. Not to mention that Svetlana was completely annoying that episode over the whole Beth thing. It reeked of junior high, “they don’t like her, I don’t like her either”, mentality. This show is such a trainwreck, I love it.
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The Svan

Posted December 22, 2006 at 1:55 am

This site slays the Svan. The authors spend much of their free time thinking up ways to feel superior to the C list celebrities they profile, when in fact they wish they could attain that level of fame.

For example: “what could be a significant flaw in this game: whoever was weighed last would have a mild advantage. After all, water is heavier than ice, and the last person to be weighed had the greatest chance of having their ice melt.” Idiot. Water is denser than ice (which makes it float) but it isn’t heavier. You’re not adding water molecules to the liquid, you’re merely changing the type of material you are working with.
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Ubiquitous

Posted December 22, 2006 at 3:26 am

I laughed so hard at Kina’s “cardiac duress” after the duel it’s not even funny. So long, sucker!
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luvly_grrl

Posted December 22, 2006 at 5:04 am

“Oh my gawwwwd!” I busted out laughing when i read that!
So glad Kina is gone, but sadly there will be no more hilarious screencaps of her in all of her trashy gloriousness…
12

aloveaffairwithtivo

Posted December 22, 2006 at 5:30 am

Random comment…but the weekend before Thanksgiving I saw Randy and Kina at the Museum of Science in Boston. For the record, she had big hair that day too.
13

goobs

Posted December 22, 2006 at 7:23 am

hahahahaha the ice comment blew my mind. I am so proud that you knew that water is heavier than ice. Of course, that means the a volume of water would be heavier than that same volume of ice. When ice melts, it condenses making the liquid water created occupy a smaller volume. To reach the same volume once occupied by the ice, you would have to add more liquid water, thus having a “heavier” amount. That is why ice is “lighter” than water. Sorry – I taught this to my 9th graders but in truth density is an abstract concept.

On a geeky science note – water is one of the very few known substances in the universe to have this unique property of a less dense solid phase. Not to mention the hydrophobic/hydrophilic forces that are still not completely understood and are a major component of organic molecule binding in our bodies. If water were not so unique and wonderful, life would not be possible in our universe. You’d better recognize, water rules.

Sorry for the scientific rant, but as a former science teacher and current research scientist, it appalls me how little the average American knows about the forces that govern our universe and how our bodies work. We are the most intelligent species and 90% of us squander that intelligence watching the Duel. Oh wait, that includes me…damn.
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Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict

Posted December 22, 2006 at 7:38 am

The Svan should change his name to Pissing on Your Parade.

That is all, thank you.
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silentfire

Posted December 22, 2006 at 7:51 am

I thought the same thing when kina said “If it wasn’t for my stupid body”. I couldn’t believe she was actually trying to use these lame excuses. As for svetty, Im glad she won but I was getting pissed about how she was bragging about winning the last push me and winning this one. She lost her first push me and if it wasn’t for some lame rule she would have gone home. But I guess that would mean we would still be with Kina…hmm
16

ILUVMTV

Posted December 22, 2006 at 7:53 am

YES! YES! YES! now I cant wait to see the reunion bc you know kina’s gonna come up with some lame ass excuse and blame it on the sand texture or something.
17

cherin

Posted December 22, 2006 at 8:05 am

To everyone that decided to be pissed off in the above comments:

I don’t think any of the writers on this blog are trying to glorify themselves by making fun of C-List celebs. And I also don’t think these recaps are meant to start a coup against New Jersey.
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MalloryS

Posted December 22, 2006 at 8:20 am

dubbledubs:

I just embarassed myself horribly laughing at your post at work. Hilarious.
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hardly@work

Posted December 22, 2006 at 8:21 am

YES! Bitch went down! That was what I was bouncing on my couch shouting during the best duel ever. I was so happy to see someone put Kina in her place- on her ass rolling around in the sand bawling HaHa. This definitely lifted my holiday spirit.

cant wait for the reunion- I want to hear what Kina has to say in response to Svetty calling her out.

anniedawg25- Looks like a loaf of bread in that ice cube- other ideas?
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Jennifer

Posted December 22, 2006 at 8:34 am

I thought I was the only one who hated Kina. Kina is the biggest hypocrite-during the Gauntlet II, she went ballistic on Cara for even mentioning the world “alliance.” She also expressed disdain in the beginning of the show wen Svet picked Wes. Yet she tried creating an alliance w/Diem to get Jodi kicked off. Why would you try to create an alliance against one of your friends? Thats gross and way more despicable than what she was upset at other people doing. I think the main difference btwn Svet’s display of hurt after she “lost” to Beth was that Svetlana really was in pain, her reaction was normal for someone who was pushing 200+ pounds of weight for thirty minutes. She also did not go off on some tangent of blaming her body. Kina cried like a little bitch because she felt bad losing. If you watch the after show, Svet said that Kina wore heels when she went out that nite. I reallllllly dislike Kina, she’s so fake and disgusting.
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MalloryS

Posted December 22, 2006 at 8:34 am

um… and “myself” thinks The Svan is probably Kina trying to be stealth. Almost nobody refers to themself in the 3rd person… and not many intelligent people want to have “that kind of fame”, when that means “looking like an asswad on national television.”

And also, even if water isn’t heavier than ice, the ones at the end would have had time for more of the ice on top to melt in, yeah? So suck it.
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Jennifer

Posted December 22, 2006 at 8:35 am

I thought I was the only one who hated Kina. Kina is the biggest hypocrite-during the Gauntlet II, she went ballistic on Cara for even mentioning the world “alliance.” She also expressed disdain in the beginning of the show wen Svet picked Wes. Yet she tried creating an alliance w/Diem to get Jodi kicked off. Why would you try to create an alliance against one of your friends? Thats gross and way more despicable than what she was upset at other people doing. I think the main difference btwn Svet’s display of hurt after she “lost” to Beth was that Svetlana really was in pain, her reaction was normal for someone who was pushing 200+ pounds of weight for thirty minutes. She also did not go off on some tangent of blaming her body. Kina cried like a little bitch because she felt bad losing. If you watch the after show, Svet said that Kina wore heels when she went out that nite. I reallllllly dislike Kina, she’s so fake and disgusting.
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MalloryS

Posted December 22, 2006 at 9:00 am

um… and “myself” thinks The Svan is probably Kina trying to be stealth. Almost nobody refers to themself in the 3rd person… and not many intelligent people want to have “that kind of fame”, when that means “looking like an asswad on national television.”

And also, even if water isn’t heavier than ice, the ones at the end would have had time for more of the ice on top to melt in, yeah? So suck it.
24

ticklmetan

Posted December 22, 2006 at 9:27 am

“Tonight’s show began on a fretful note as hoochie-mama reggaeton beats scored Kina’s accompanying hoochie-mama entrance to a club.”

Hilarious!!!

B-side, I couldn’t WAIT to read today’s recap of The Duel after watching poor, poor Kina get sent home by our lovely Svetty! You didn’t disappoint! In any case, I am soooo happy Kina was sent packing. Her antics after she lost were NOT cute, and when she watched it after the season taped, I am sure she will be mortified. Go back to Jersey, BIATCH!

Next up¦someone please send that she-man Jodi home. Team Svetty all the way to the finals!!
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Hoboscooter

Posted December 22, 2006 at 9:47 am

I love the caption under Kina “I get my hair done at the lemon tree.” Fantastic!

And I’m so glad you picked up on “because I had the power and the strength in that situation.” CLEARLY NOT. I couldn’t wait to see your comments about that.

Any thoughts on Kina’s comment about how she is so deserving to be there. It’s a freaking game show, how does one decide who deserves it? “Myself?”
26

Ubiquitous

Posted December 22, 2006 at 9:59 am

The Svan should change her name to “Pissing on Your parade”.

Isn’t that what her name means in English?
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jozeyg

Posted December 22, 2006 at 10:06 am

Ding Dong the witch is gone! the witch is gone, the witch is gone!!

I am sooo happy that Svet kicked jersey’s ass! i was sooo nervous when they were going in the Duel. Seriously, my heart was beating hard. I think, i’m way to into this game. I love Svetlana! I want her to be my bestest friend ever. haha

The thing that creeped me out was when they were in the Duel pushing that thing, Kina kept staring at Svetlana. It was so weird, and I was like ‘eww stop that!’ And Svetlana was saying on the aftershow that she kept laughing at Kina, cuz the girl kept makin noises and staring at her. Svet rocks. I guess Kina was too embarassed to be on the aftershow, but I agree that she’s gonna be talkin smack to Svetlana in the reunion, like she always does.

Jennifer—you thought you were the only one that hated Kina? where have you been? I kid
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B-Side

Posted December 22, 2006 at 10:12 am

“Myself” would just like to say for the record that The Svan is right, but goobs stated essentially what I was trying to say — technically, Wes could hold more weight in the bin with water than ice due to the amount of volume they both displace. Too much science for a Friday morning…
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Svettylana

Posted December 22, 2006 at 10:12 am

I think i’m secretly in love w/u B-side,u say all the things i think in my head heh,

yay no more kina! she’s misrepresents us jersey girls, not all of us wear that dumb messed up hair and talk like retards, i live in cali now and people always expect me to be a dumbass, which i attribute to kina’s misrepresentation of my people, biatch!

and yay for Svetty for representing the rest of us svetlanas out there, i hope she wins it all!
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MissKatrina

Posted December 22, 2006 at 10:39 am

Oh my gawwwwd, B-Side, such hilarious screencaps!

What is Jodi going to do without someone more obnoxious to hide behind? Well, not that Jodi could literally hide behind anyone, even Kina’s Jersey hair couldn’t hide those linebacker shoulders.

Do they send 3 chicks and 3 dudes into the final or just 2 of each?
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chief113

Posted December 22, 2006 at 10:52 am

“My body gave out!” I think it’s hilarious that Kina blames her “body” for giving out. The night before she is smoking cigs at the bar with Jodi. I don’t think the cancer sticks help much, moron.
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CMC

Posted December 22, 2006 at 11:09 am

I hope Kina’s departure doesn’t cause “myself” to become “unsturdy” and have “cardiac duress.”
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jaliyah

Posted December 22, 2006 at 11:54 am

B-Side, I love the way you respond to criticism in an objective and fair way without lowering yourself to engage in trading insults with the commenters. Luckily, I am more than willing to lower my standards in your defense.

“The Svan,” you repeatedly insult the authors on this website, which is rude, and also insist on referring to yourself in the third person, which is annoying. If you hate this website so much, you have the option to never return. I’m sure no one would object, and there are several other sites out there where you can criticize others and use your “The Svan” moniker to make you feel better about yourself and more superior in general. Please, feel free. It is obviously painful for you to be here, and believe me, it is painful for some of us as well.

So happy Kina went home! I thought it was funny how Svet acted like a big bad ass after she won, but I’m happy all the same.
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jozeyg

Posted December 22, 2006 at 12:41 pm

Kina shouldn’t be surprised that she lost. Like Svet said on the aftershow….she chainsmokes and goes out with the others drinking alot. What do you expect?

I like it how Aneesa and Svet are knocking down the drama mafia one by one. Diem needs to be next, she annoys me too. I don’t think she’s good at all, someone please pick her for the Duel!! Svet said on the after show that she wanted Diem to win and use that money for her charity and stuff. No, she’s just gonna spend it on her new slimeball CT, in which Svet said he was hot. ewww.
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LagunaBeached

Posted December 22, 2006 at 2:42 pm

The only episode I miss Kina is kicked off. Wow! Yeah I’m from the wonderful Garden state as well, but It’s seriously not as bad as people say!! There are a lot of nice suburbs and NJ is one of the richest states. [ I think maybe only CT is wealthier]. Kina well.. as much as I admit I might find her drooling over a Louis Vuitton purse at Short Hills Mall, I think she lives in Boston with Randy now, so she’s not our problem anymore!
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LagunaBeached

Posted December 22, 2006 at 2:50 pm

Lol FYI, the Lemon Tree is based in LONG ISLAND, but there use to be one where I use to live but it was closed down. Whatta creepy flashback I just had from that image of Kina… o_o
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GiadaFan

Posted December 22, 2006 at 4:47 pm

B-Side: I actually played “Adagio for Strings” whilst viewing the Kina screencaps.

It made that much more moving and touching that she was eliminated. The horrors!

Did anyone notice how Diem’s eye makeup looks suspiciously similar to Kina’s? Do they shop at the CVS makeup counter together?

Speaking of water/ice, there are anectodes of the TSA not allowing ice (in a container) through the airport x-ray machine. As goobs told us earlier, ice actually is a solid! Go figure! I guess TSA folks don’t remember the phases of matter, something we all learned in elementary school.
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Leah3t

Posted December 22, 2006 at 6:05 pm

best episode ever! loved seeing Kina fall in a blaze of excuses.
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sg-dub

Posted December 23, 2006 at 5:34 am

The Svan never insulted sg-dub.
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mo_knows

Posted December 23, 2006 at 2:25 pm

Hoboscooter- thank you! I can’t stand all those comments about who deserves to be there and who doesn’t… “Derrick deserves to be here more than anyone” Why? Because he’s a reality TV show has-been who refuses to get a job and join the real world? “Diem deserves to win” Why? Just because she has cancer? And Kina saying she deserves to be there?? Again, why?? None of these people deserve anything.
That said- YAY Svetty!! Bye bye Kina!
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heehaw

Posted December 23, 2006 at 5:39 pm

thank god kina is gone. the only thing that would have been better than watching her defeat would have been watching BETH KICKING KINA’S FLAT ASS. and that would have happened if mtv would not stolen that precious moment from us with crappy built AND POOR DESIGNED DUEL PROPS. THANKS f$^king MTV! YOU BLOW!
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shiaobundan

Posted December 24, 2006 at 1:38 pm

Kina looks like Tommy Lee’s twin brother.
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antebellum

Posted December 24, 2006 at 5:22 pm

Oh B-Side. I love my Jews, and I’ve been wanting to use the word “extrapolate” in a sentence for weeks. It’s like you’ve read my mind. I think we’re meant to be.

The Duel this week was beyond awesome. Although, I do have to say, watching Kina lose was almost worse than watching her win, simply because she wouldn’t shut up about her stupid foot. She has to go making excuses for one thing, and then divert all of the attention back to herself after Svetlana won, so that people could pay as much stupid attention to her as possible while she was still there. GOD I HATE KINA. I almost would have rather watched her gloat for days than cry like a moron for three minutes, but I am soooo happy she’s gone and that Svetlana is still there.

I’m rooting for Svetlana and Wes to win (I hate to admit it, but he’s quite likable this season), or Aneesa and Brad. Anyone but Diem or Jodi, really, and I will be happy. I cannot wait for the next episode.
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MTVwhoreInTX

Posted December 26, 2006 at 12:08 am

Oh my gawwwwwd!
I love it! kina is a skanky jack ass who is still on a big headed power trip because she was captain of the duel/gauntlet 2 seasons ago. GET OVER IT JERSEY!
yay for Svetlana. i heart her. and im still rootin for the underdogs, Wes, Annesa, and Svets.
BTW, diem is still making me sick with her ugly wigs.
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MTVwhoreInTX

Posted December 26, 2006 at 12:16 am

Oh my gawwwwwd!
I love it! kina is a skanky jack ass who is still on a big headed power trip because she was captain of the duel/gauntlet 2 seasons ago. GET OVER IT JERSEY!
yay for Svetlana. i heart her. and im still rootin for the underdogs, Wes, Annesa, and Svets.
BTW, diem is still making me sick with her ugly wigs.