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Thursday, March 16, 2006
3:13 pm
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It is with great sadness that I inform you of the death of one of my favorite sites: MikeTheMiz.com. A classic destination for fans of broken English and simplistic observations, The Miz’s website was a treasure trove of literary jewels that sadly, I have not reported on in many months. Today, I decided to return to the site to get a little Miz update, but alas, a cold message informed me that his account had been suspended. Furthermore, we should contact the bill/support department as soon as possible.
The good news, I suppose, is that maybe if Mike pays a few bills, his shrine to himself might return. The bad news is that he most likely will not pay those bills. Oh well. We’ll always have the memories:
And since I was bored, I decided to play “Let’s Distort Mike’s Face In Photoshop!”
Pictures after the jump…
The Miz: Christina Ricci style.
Barry Manilow-ized
Pregnant.
Probably the scariest image you’ll see on the internet today.
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B-Side, you twisted man
That is childish but yet so funny. I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. And for some reason, that last picture makes me think of Crazy Shane from Survivor Exile Island.
Ahhh! When I first opened the page I though that the Miz had actually kicked it!
He’s probably the first reality star since Pedro that I’d actually, strangely, disturbingly care if he died….
Say what you want, I’d still do him, hard fast and deep.
KH
That last one looks like Michael Jackson with a tan….
Not Micheal Jackson. This guy:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp
Right on, The_Svan.
I also thought the Miz had gone to that big Gauntlet in the sky and was confused when I was relieved he hadn’t. Then I had to admit to myself that I agree with KatiesHole though I’m not proud of that fact. (No offense intended KH.) And next time The_Svan warn a person. That picture was too scary for words!
The Svan apologizes to zevonia. Sorry about the warning, The Svan thought everyone had seen that by now.
None taken, Zevnoia!
Many years ago, I saw Mike the Miz on a PATH train going from 33rd Street NYC to Hoboken. It was right after his RW aired. He looks a lot smaller, and he looked quite scared. In person he had sort of a fish face, big eyes and lips, but it was still a turn on, for me anyway. Guess I have a fish fetish, lol!
KH
B-side found the connection.
-sex offender guy is from Ohio
-The Miz is from Parma, Ohio. (Where, thank you very much they do have black people little Mizzy. Way to play ‘sheltered white boy from down South.’ It’s friggin 10 minutes from Cleveland you tool).
Anyone want to help me pack?
The svan-
One of my reoccuring “nightmares” is that someone is at the foot of my bed, under the sheets chewing on my toes- usually I wake up before I see who/what it is. Somehow I think that faceless image will now be replaced by mr. peppers.
-shudder-
The Miz always has eeen, and always will be, my guilty pleasure. I was absolutely infautated with him when his season aired.
OH MY GOD .. Svan .. what is that? whats wrong with Mr. Peppers?
that last picture of Miz could definatelly be the product of a one night stand betwen Mr. Peppers and Michael Jackson
#11 – I have that same dream, too. I can never ever sleep without my feet covered. It’s kinda scary just thinking about it.
Apology accepted, The_Svan. Though to be honest, I probably would have looked even with a warning. Far too curious for my own good.
KatiesHole- I remember watching RW and not finding the Miz at all attractive but changing my mind during the various challenges. I guess we have the same fetish!
You can always catch him on WWE and WWE.com…
http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/themiz