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Friday, July 1, 2011
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Previously: 28 Challengers arrived in Costa Rica, where their only teammates were their worst enemies. Rookies won the challenge, baffling everyone. Vegas Adam “punched” Ty, therefore getting sent home and paving the way for the return of my beloved MikeRoy. Paula and Evelyn managed to eliminate Robin and a very frustrated Aneesa. Kenny does not trust CT and seems rightfully terrified.
Yay facials!
The Douche Trio + Wes (who is probably so excited he’s teammates with Kenny and therefore has an excuse to hang out with the “cool kids”) carry a giant cement swan to Mandi’s bed. It literally takes all four of them to carry it. Mandi (and Jenn) laugh helplessly when they find it and Jenn cracks that Mandi will have to sleep in CT’s bed. (By the way, Mandi may be laughing now but I bet they’ll piss her off by the end of the season. Challenge Drinking Game Rule: drink every time the Douche Trio piss someone off.)
Mandi tells us she and CT are attracted to each other. How does she know it’s mutual? And how can CT even notice Mandi with self-proclaimed “hot girl” Theresa running around? Mandi shows him the swan in her bed and he picks it up and carries it out by himself, even though it took FOUR ‘roided-up jackasses to bring it in there in the first place.
CT calls them one dimensional “meatballs.” So apparently, the definition of a meatball on the Challenge is basically the exact opposite of the definition of a meatball on Jersey Shore. CT tells us he himself is a “gas station,” but I must be slow because I’m not getting the metaphor. All Evan can say is “that went horribly wrong.” Why, because CT has nonchalantly proven that he literally has the strength of four men? Wes says CT is his biggest competition, but he also says his own body looks like a Greek god, so take everything Wes says with a grain of salt.
God I hate pool scenes.
Camp counselor and Kumbaya enthusiast Sarah tells us the best part of the challenges are when everyone is partying and having fun. Tyrie reminds us that he is attracted to Jasmine and her 8 year old boy’s body.
Next, we learn that Tyler has missing condoms and for some reason, he knows he is the only guy who brought condoms. Are there even any other gay guys on this season? Davis… I think that’s it. Anyway, Tyler is missing two magnum condoms (damn, Tyler) and they’re expensive so he wants his money back. Then we see Jasmine running away from a room that Tyrie and condoms were also in. Jasmine tells us maybe she’s using Tyrie as her “Challenge boyfriend.” I can’t wait to see what her ACTUAL boyfriend has to say about that one. Kenny, via confessional, sarcastically congratulates Jasmine for banging Tyrie, who hasn’t had sex in “about 14 years.” Wow, someone peaked early.
Did you mean Magnum PI condoms? Cuz otherwise I’m not buying it.
Mandi enters a room to announce the arrival of a clue and is promptly pelted with small snack foods. She laughs it off for now, but she’s totally gonna snap before this season is over. The clue is something about smashing, and they have to be ready the next day. I think this is another case in which the Challenge definition of a word is not the same as the Jersey Shore definition, although I can’t say I’d be completely surprised by a challenge in which they all have sex with each other.
Evan makes some crack about MikeMike being weak because he is a jerk. I used to love Evan, and still find him entertaining a lot of the time, but he’s still a dick. Roy Lee says if he could change anything about MikeMike, he’d make him more athletic, but he’s still happy to have MikeMike’s brains since he’s all muscle.
MikeMike is spouting random facts about wheat or something and the other challengers look like they’re either falling asleep in class or plotting how to properly atomize the wedgie they’re going to give him. Davis tells us MikeMike is too nice to survive in this game. Kenny says MikeMike is a nerd with a bad haircut and he’ll be looking out a plane window soon. Whatever, jackass, you’d better hope there isn’t a puzzle on any of these challenges or your head and Wes’ will simultaneously explode.
Shhhhhhhh
The challenge for this week is called Car Crusher. In case you haven’t gathered from the name, they’ll be using trackhoes to crush cars and move them from one spot to another. They can DQ by going out of bounds or knocking over the wooden crossbar if their car isn’t flat enough. One player steers and the other operates the bucket, and one must sit on the other’s lap so communication is key. Johnny makes a joke about lap-sitting since his teammate is gay, then tells us this challenge is every kid’s wet dream.
The winning guys’ team will be safe from elimination, the winning girls’ team will receive $2000, and the losing guys’ team will automatically be up for elimination. Since Jonna and Jasmine won the last challenge, they get to decide the order, and they can’t even do that without fighting so clearly they’re going to be a joy to watch.
Laurel is angry that she has to act as coach for her teammate. Laurel is always going to be angry at Cara Maria, even if it’s just for breathing. Various teams discuss strategy and Evan tells us he always hopes his “working out” and “training” (AKA steroids) will help in a challenge, but this time it’s sadly about teamwork and how fast they can learn to work a machine they’ve never worked before.
The teams go two at a time, and the first up are Brandon/Ty and Johnny/Tyler. Johnny ended up on top of Tyler, for those of you who were curious. Ty tells us he and Brandon are communicating well… until they are DQ’ed for picking up their car. Apparently I’m not the only one who missed that rule. Johnny and Tyler managed to finish.
Next up are Mandi/Jenn and Camila/Theresa. Mandi and Jenn go out of bounds and DQ, but after a slow start Camila and Theresa seem to finish well. Wes makes comments to Johnny about telling CT to grow up and get a job, which is like… well, Wes calling a vampire pale. Kenny and Johnny say they want to help Adam, but the whole house is against CT. Adam is diplomatic about it as always.
Kenny/Wes and Nehemiah/Evan are the next two teams up. Wes takes his 14th opportunity so far in this short season to tell us about how brightly the sun shines out of his ass. So brightly, in fact, that it matches his whiter-than-white complexion, his also-white hair, and his bright yellow team shirt. The Wonder Twins managed to PROMPTLY DQ and then proceed to not-quite-jokingly blame each other for it. Evan makes cracks about the confusing maneuvering of the trackhoe and says an 11-year-old who plays X-box all the time would be better at this than him. Despite this, he and Nehemiah finish, but we won’t find out any times until later.
That’s a first.
Now it’s time for Sarah/Katelynn and Jonna/Jasmine, who are apparently such dumb rookies that they don’t even know you ALWAYS put yourself last when you get to pick the order. Idiots. Sarah and Katelynn DQ by going out of bounds, and the Cancun J’s DQ by knocking over the crossbar with their car. Jonna decides she hates Camila for wanting attention, or something. I don’t know.
Davis/Tyrie and CT/Adam’s turn. CT informs us that he needs to win every challenge or he’s going in, since everyone is scared of him. Yeah, unless the team you’re going up against has any say over it, since I doubt anyone wants to go into elimination fearing for his very life. CT and Adam have a grand old time and work together like a charm to finish quickly. Davis and Tyrie also finish.
Apparently Ev will be driving since Paula’s driving record is “not pristine.” Also competing in this round are Cara Maria and Laurel. Paula is enjoying herself and feels powerful. Laurel/Skull Beads knock over their crossbar and DQ, which pisses Laurel off since it seems like it was her fault and she can’t blame Skull Beads. Paula and Ev finish, and Ev is once again very happy with Paula’s performance.
MikeRoy are up last, and Johnny mocks Mike about making calculations. MikeMike tells us he’s playing up the nerd card since his brains are the edge he has over everyone else. They complete the challenge and Leroy says everyone may have counted them out, but they shouldn’t because of how smart MikeMike is.
This is your brain on Challenge
Teej gathers everyone to announce the winners. The top two girl teams were Camila/Theresa and Paula/Ev, with Paula/Ev winning the cash prize. The top two guy teams were MikeRoy and CT/Adam, with CT/Adam winning and being safe from elimination. BTW, the elimination for this challenge is called the Jungle, for whatever reason. I guess it’s because they’re in Costa Rica. The last place guy team is Wes and Kenny, and TJ mocks them for having to go into elimination and not being able to skate by and rely on their friends. Well, except for the fact that they can get their friends to vote for whatever opponent they want.
Speaking of, we’re back at the house and it’s voting time. Wes says they want Davis/Tyrie, and Tyrie promptly says Wes and Kenny will have the majority of the vote so they might as well just go drink. Poor Davis tells us Tyrie is terrible at this game. Teej comes back to announce the matchup and asks why they picked Davis and Tyrie, to which Kenny says if he and Wes can’t beat them they should just go home now. Tyrie is pissed and wants to beat Kenny.
Kenny is pumping himself up, since he’s not used to going into elimination this early on a season when all of his friends are around. Try not to lose so miserably next time, brosky.
Big surprise: Jasmine wants Tyrie to come back. Oh, ew, she tells him he’s like a brother to her despite the fact that they’ve hooked up. Is Jasmine from the south? (JK, southerners, I know you’re not all incestuous.) Oh look, Tyrie noticed the same thing I did and tells her that was a poor choice of words. Jonna joins the conversation to say she doesn’t like Camila because apparently Camila thinks she’s better than Jonna. I’ll have to take her word for it, since we have been shown zero examples of this.
Wes invited Kenny to meditate with him in preparation for the Jungle. Nehemiah is happy that Kenny is willing to open his mind, and he wants to give them positive energy because he wants them to come back. How can Nehemiah hate Evan, but like Kenny? Isn’t that akin to liking peanut butter, but not jelly? Eggs, but not bacon? Tequila, but not Sunrise? Leroy and CT stop in to make fun of them and we learn that both Leroy and CT may not be able to read.
Camila tries to talk to Jonna, but calls her Jasmine. Since Jonna already does not like Camila, this is of course cause for a fight. Camila is mad that Jonna has been talking shit about her, and between that and the name mixup Camila and the Cancun J’s all start screaming. Jonna then walks away and invited Camila to come talk to her, much to the delight of the other challengers looking for some free entertainment. They sass at each other a little and decide to continue the conversation later.
But this can’t be over, so Theresa inserts herself into the situation in defense of her partner, despite the fact that she was doing EXACTLY THE SAME THING to Camila on the last Challenge. Then Theresa and Jasmine are screaming at each other even though neither of them was part of this to begin with, and it’s rather hilarious because Theresa is not a tall person but she still positively TOWERS over tiny little Jasmine. Apparently one must not “roll up on” Jasmine, as she is from Houston. Sarah drags her away and tells her not to go out like Vegas Adam because she’s better than that. I don’t know, Sarah. I’ve yet to see any evidence that she’s better than that.
Jasmine continues screaming. Evidently bitch don’t fucking know her. She then breaks a mirror. Hopefully that seven years of bad luck will start with her losing first a challenge, and then an elimination round. Sarah sits her down and continues to try to clam her down but she’s literally shaking in anger. Tyrie cleans up some of the broken glass and joins in the effort to calm her down. He tells her to defend herself, but not to get sent home for some dumbass.
dongdingadongdongdingadong
The next morning, Camila tells a couple of people that she doesn’t know what caused the Cancun J’s to hate her, but the feeling is now mutual. Is there something terrible about Camila that gets edited out of these things? She seems to get attacked for no reason. The Cancun J’s discuss the night’s events and say they have each other’s back. Jonna reminds us that Jasmine is the only other person there who wants her to win any money. I’m sure many of the guys are indifferent to whether or not you win any money, if that’s any consolation.
Wes makes comments about Kenny being stupid, which may be a problem in the event of a puzzle. Theresa doesn’t want to see Kenny and Wes go home, because then who would fight over the gorgeous specimen that is Theresa? Ev says it will be weird to see them work together, and Cara Maria points out that they’ve already held hands and sat on each other’s lap. It must be weird for Evan to see Kenny doing those things with another man. Cara Maria goes on to say that Davis doesn’t talk, but Tyrie more than makes up for it.
Davis and Tyrie try to convince each other that they will win. Evan forlornly watches his babydaddy pack, and Kenny gives him an extra yellow “Kenny” shirt to wear. Evan tells us he will be upset if Kenny leaves, and tells Kenny he’ll go home too. Well, he’d have to, since clearly the cord has not yet been cut.
At the Jungle, the game is Blast Off. I have no idea where the name came from, but basically the teammates will be attached to each other and will have to push the other team out of the circle. The first team to knock the other team out three times wins.
Kenny tells Wes their strategy should be to work together. I don’t know why people don’t think he’s some brilliant mind. Kenny then tells us he likes wrestling bigger guys (that must be why Evan put on a few pounds- to please his beloved Kenny), so he’s happy to take on Tyrie. Also, it appears to be raining, and Kenny looks pretty good wet. Well, I’ll be honest, I find Kenny to be hot pretty much all the time. Anyway, the guys practice and get themselves psyched up. CT desperately wants Kenny and Wes to go home.
The match starts, and it looks pretty evenly matched for awhile, as Ev tells us Tyrie looks tough and Evan shouts encouragement to his lover from the sidelines. Roy Lee is rooting for Davis and Tyrie since they’re the underdogs. Kenny and Wes knock Davis and Tyrie out twice, so they only need one more point to win. Heavy metal screaming bullshit is playing, so you know it’s serious. And of course, it was all a big fakeout for dramatic suspense as Kenny and Wes win 3-0.
Hey, have you guys heard lately that Wes is a Golden God? Well, he is. In fact, he and Kenny are the “biggest, baddest team” and apparently he’s going to rape anyone who tries to stand in his way. Tyrie is not happy to have lost to loudmouth Kenny. Well, that’s the thing about Kenny. He is a loudmouth, but he can back it up with performance. Jenn shouts some encouraging parting words to her Denver season-mate Davis.
Teej sends Kenny and Wes back to the group and says adios to Davis and Tyrie, complimenting them for their effort. TJ is a big fan of effort, in case you haven’t heard. Davis is disappointed in his performance but happy he’s better friends with Tyrie. Oh, and Tyrie will miss Jasmine, but she’s glad he’s gone so she can concentrate more on the game.
Back at the house, CT talks to Mandi about the game while she makes moon eyes at him. He tells us this Challenge is him with everyone revolving around him. You might want to tell Wes that, CT. He thinks HE’S the sun in this little solar system. Actually, he thinks he’s the sun, the moon, the stars, and in fact the whole galaxy and any other galaxies that may exits. CT says everyone needs to worry about him because he’s not going anywhere.
Evan tries to say some encouraging things to Adam, who says the only reason CT is still happy is because they won. He says the minute they lose, CT will be a different guy. Adam tells us the Douche Trio wants to take care of him, but they hate CT, which is a problem since they’re a package deal. Yes, Adam, we’ve gathered how the game works.
MikeMike is apparently also there, and tells Adam he has the toughest partner in the game. Adam says he would trade CT for Leroy any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Ummm, DUH. Who wouldn’t? Leroy is awesome, has done extremely well in the challenges so far, and has one of the coolest heads ever seen on the Real World. You’d be a fool NOT to want him as a partner. Kenny jokes that he would trade ANYBODY for his partner, who is standing right there. Oh Kenny, you and your wacky hijinks.
Jazz hands!
Next week: CT yells at Wes and flirts with Mandi. For some reason, Wes thinks it’s a bad idea for Mandi to hook up with CT. I can’t imagine why. Say, has anyone heard from Diem yet? MikeMike is scared of heights. He cries and bleeds!
So, this challenge looked pretty awesome. I would love to do that. I couldn’t care less about the Cancun J’s vs. Camila, but I’m always game for some Douche Trio hijinks, and now they have an actual formidable opponent in CT? Yes, please. How do you guys feel about the RIVALries? What about the potential Mandi/CT hookup? Now that Tyrie is gone, will any more challenge hookups emerge? Any changes in who you’re rooting for/against? And finally, any suggestions for additions to the Ultimate Challenge Drinking Game? Mine for this week are:
- Any time MikeMike spouts out a random factoid.
- Any time Kenny and Evan make you think of Ace and Gary from the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
- Any time Wes starts talking about his ability to walk on water and then turn said water into wine.
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It took those 4 meatheads: K-eVan, Wes, and Johnny to move that marble swan, and CT picked it up himself?! He’s right, they are meatballs.
PS – swoon!
No wonder they’re sh*tting themselves over him being in the game.
I am so sick of the 3 pussies Kenny/Evan/Johnny being on most of the challanges. They’re all a bunch of scared little bitches when it comes to the elimination rounds. Whenever they get sent in they always pick the weakest team/person, because they know, No way in hell they can beat CT on a 1 on 1 basis. And who the fuck is Johnny canopy head calling a scumbag? He needs to take a look in the mirror in between blowing Kenny and Evan. Isn’t that asshole always picking on girls? He also needs to retire those dumb ass V-neck striped shirts. I could not disagree more on Kennys “looks” He’s looking haggard and old-like that whole concieted, d-bag, funny guy persona he’s completely played out. I hate those mother fuckers, and I hope that’s CT bashing one of those assholes into the wall that was on the preview. And one more thing, FUCK ADAM too. Talking shit on his partner, that little weakling bitch better realize if he wasn’t paired with CT he’d of been in the Jungle and eliminated by now.
Poopsicle – I like you.
I will have CT…
Here’s some info on his brother:
http://vevmo.com/f246/real-world-paris-cts-brother-murdered-2062/
Pretty savage.
Also, here’s some stuff on him being a P.T. (a little stale but source say he’s still there)
http://vevmo.com/f187/chris-ct-tamburello-3852/index85.html
I think I am sick in the head but, he’s on my Bucket List.
Adam is an idiot. Talking badly about CT, especially to JEK, is only going to create conflict between CT and Adam. JEK would not want Adam there even if he wasn’t paired with CT. There are three spots in the final. One spot for each member of JEK, at least their minds.
*at least in their minds.
Between carrying the swan ALONE (and at one point with one arm) and the glasses …. my love the Beast just grows and grows. Why can’t Adam just do like Paula? Realize he is the luckiest Greg Gumbel looking bastard on the challenge to have the most domineering partner, work with CT, win the money then go back to hating him later? What a little beeyotch.
I’m sending Evan a care package with some Midol; it may help him relieve the bloating
Once again, what IS this magic spell that CT has over everybody!? Please tell me he’s more attractive due to the swan thing because he made the other guys look like fools (trust me, they do that on their own) and not because he just…….carried a heavy object. Man oh man, did I ever miss out on reading the manual on the rules of attraction.
Also, I’m wondering the same thing about Camila. I painted her as the victim during Cutthroat because I hate Theresa and Tori, but….it’s happening again? There must be something there that we’re not seeing (even though I could easily again write it off because I find Jasmine f-ing obnoxious).
@ JudgyWudgy: I live in MA and I love MASSHOLES.
I need a 12 step program.
Hahaha. Fair enough.
I love Poopsicle also, and Faye you too. It was kind of hilarious that CT picked up the swan singlehandedly while the Greek God know as Wes plus the dumb-minions struggled to carry it. Im just wondering how long CT can keep a cool head-he may be a psychotic cyborg, but he’s tough as nails.
I did want Kenny to go home, because it would send the pregnant Evan as a freebie…btw, when is he due? Should he be competing in that condition?
Drink every time during a duel someone yells WHO WANTS IT MORE
Love you too @ dazzyfresh
I cannot explain my attraction to CT … the face the accent the caveman ways how he hates Evan and all his potential baby daddies … Besides for all his bad ways he endeared his self to me when the DT wanted to leave a dying big easy on the side of the road and CT wanted to help him .. remember how he dragged that whale across the sea?!?! He also fell in love with cancer Barbie back when she was bald and more likable
Btw I think the baby is a boy he is carrying low
Judgy – there’s just sth sessy about a hot, brawny beast with a wicked Bawston accent, who can lug heavy objects. It makes me think he *might* be able to pick my ass up, Officer & a Gentleman-style. Plus, he’s not intimidated by the DT.
“Remember when he dragged that whale across the sea…”, Faye, you need to write for the ‘gasm.
I have yet to read the recap but have to comment on what a letdown this episode was. I do not care for the challenges that emphasize teamwork/brains over brawn. Part of what I love about this show is the extreme crazy challenges. Plus I got my boy to watch it with me on the premise that it is action packed with great athletic feats and drunken stupid brawls, of which we got none this episode! the “fight” was stupid, Jasmie broke a mirror for no apparent reason, lame…ok, now I will read!
I think people have problems with Camila because she has an accent and is kind of loud, which brings her attention. They’re just jealous.
If Kenny and Wes were smart, they would have used this as an opportunity to pick off RoyLee and MikeMike. Unless MikeMike breaks his leg or something in the next episode, I think RoyLee is capable of pushing him through the physical elements and they will be consistent winners.
I too love CT. For me, I think it was his relationship with Diem and when he wore Johnny like a backpack. And a lack of Landon.
Before I dive into this wonderful recap, I would like to point out that Wes is completely delusional. He compared his body to a greek god’s body and said he could take on most college football players that he knows. D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L.
Hahaha, wow, Flowers in the Attic reference! <3 I read all those books when I was a teenager.
I am not going to try to understand the love for CT anymore. I do however LOVE your DT jokes, as they have me laughing out loud quite often, keep it coming!
I am confused about Camilla too, same as last challenge. I truly think its because she has the whole brailian exotic accent thing going, she is tall, athletic and performs well, so this intimidates all the tiny catty girls. But yeah, maybe they arent showing us something…Hilarious recap, thank you!
I was cracking up when Jasmine kept screaming, “I’M FROM HOUSTON!” Houston, TX is not in the least bit intimidating. And she weight 95 lbs soaking wet.
There was like a 5 second clip, right after Jasmine and Jonna competed in the car crushing game, that showed Camilia “making fun” of one of the Cancun girls. It was really petty, but I guess it pissed Jonna off (or J thought that C was talking about her a la the last Vegas RW where Nani and Teacup thought Cooke was talking shit about them in the club, when she was in fact talking about something that had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do w/ Tea or Nani). The producers didn’t really connect the dots that great w/ Camilia/Jonna/Jasmine.
I felt so bad for MikeMike. When he was showing off his smarts, everyone sitting around the table looked like assholes. Esp. Laurel. MikeMike had to have known that Laurel didn’t care what he was saying, just that she was there to join in on making fun of him. I think I hate Laurel.
UGH. I hate when a group of people turn against one person, and for that simple reason, I felt bad for CT. Good thing he can hold his own.
Even has some serious moob-age going on. It totally sicks me out.
@ Plockeness, wait until Little J has tequila in her system, she’ll fuck up any person there!
The strength problem for the Douche Quartet (I think Johnnynanas been left out of the trio) stems from them only working out their glamour muscles.
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“Stride, stride, stride, execute.”
Great recap!! “I can’t say I’d be completely surprised by a challenge in which they all have sex with each other.” Hahahahahahaha!!!
Pretty sure the Douche Trio refers to Kenny, Evan and Johnny nanners, Wes is only part of things bc he and Kenny are partners, which means for once they arent trying to get rid of him.
While Houston is most def pretty ghetto, anytime anyone shouts about where they are from and why that is a reason not to fuck with them, it makes my stomach turn. “At the end of the day, Im from _____, and we dont play that!” Ugh…
Evan definitely needs to cool it on the protein supplements, or work out more, his Moobs really are gross!
@ Plockeness, did you miss the scene where Camila (drunkily)goes up to Jonna and asks her, “JASMINE, what’s your problem with me?” or something to that effect? Jonna, who disliked her anyway, says that I’m JONNA and the little black girl is JASMINE. I thought Jonna assumed Camila was trying to insult her by calling her someone else’s name, as a way to dismiss her.
By the way, I LOVE Jasmine and was so glad that she realized her showmance ending was a good thing for her to concentrate on getting to the end of the game.
Does anyone know if Adam R gets the $1,000 from winning the competition last week with Leroy, or does that money automatically transfer to MikeMike, since it was a team victory? Just curious…..
I’m from Houston and as the 4th largest city in America we have some bad neighborhoods but we are not exactly known for people respecting our gangsta … for Christs sake Barbara Bush lives here not really that intimidating. Normally people will yell a specific area to make it scarier (I.e. third Ward). The only way anyone should be scared of Jasmine is if you get her wet and feed her after midnight.
@Faye, LMAO “The only way anyone should be scared of Jasmine is if you get her wet and feed her after midnight.” She totally looks like a gremlin. I unfortunately have yet to see this episode, I’d love to see CT carrying heavy objects other than the Bananas backpack, which was hilarious BTW. Ohhh CT!
Your recaps are sooooo funny!! I died laughing. Anyway everbody is saying Evan looks junky, but Johnny is looking a bit heavy. They showed him from the side and I was like, “who’s the fat guy….?”
I’m also totally rooting for CT. Not only because he seems like he really wants to change, and is super fine, but because everybody hates him. I’m like Roy Lee, I root for the underdogs.
I felt bad for Camila in Cutthroat too because I despised “I’m so perfect w/ my husband” Tori. But it seems like everybody dislikes her. So I think they edit stuff out too. Joanna doesn’t seem like the type to say somebody is obnoxious if they haven’t acted like it. And despite everybody who hates Jasmine/Joanna, I actually like them. Jasmine is obviously tough even though she’s so tiny and Joanna is a smartass.
I can’t stand the douche trio. They are the stereotypical jerks who have amazing bodies but think that everybody else who doesn’t look or act like them are terrible. And I totally liked Adam until he decided to talk crap about CT.
I can’t wait for next week and to read your recap. Did you see CT screaming at Wes?!?!?! Wes had his wimpy head down and agreed when CT said he could fucking crush him. I was dying when I saw that clip
chunky not junky, my bad haha
Haven’t listened to the podcast yet but there’s an adorable picture of MikeRoy, love it and thought ya’ll might get a kick out of it.
http://talentnetworkinc.blogspot.com/2011/07/derrick-kosinski-podcast-w-leroy-mike.html
So I saw a rerun of this week’s episode, CT wearing glasses? YES PLEASE! I don’t even care that he can’t read, I’m gonna just pretend he needs a different prescription for his eyeglasses, or what the heck, I’ll read to him. As for the girls’ argument, it’s definitely a case of jealousy because Jonna is not the pretty girl here as she was on her season in Cancun or whatever, she actually looks beat and hideous imo and Jasmine looks cheap and just annoying. In this case I’m definitely team Camila unless, like you’ve said, there’s something they’re not showing us that would make her unlikeable. Jasmine is just a drunk ass, ridiculous person.
Wes definitely has a nice body, pasty or not.
Ewww Evan, yellow is not your color.
I feel bad for Davis, he is so freakin cute, but I’m sorry, I’d rather keep looking at Kenny for the rest of the season. There are some cute guys on this season, even Bananas is looking better.
The four guys carried the swan from the outside of the house to the bedroom. CT moved it from the bed to just outside the door. I wouldn’t consider that an accurate comparison of strength. It’s ok though, because CT still kicks ass.
I remember hearing or reading something about Camila getting drunk and always mouthing off to people on Cutthroat, so maybe she’s doing that again on this challenge. She seems like the type who would do that.
Which skank fest did Camilla make her debut?
Camilla was on the “Spring Break Challenge”
Sorry, I can’t stand Camilla, just seems cocky and yeah, attention-whorey to me. Not saying either of the J’s are much better, so i’m kinda meh on the fight.
i LOVE CT! I know it won’t last, but for now I do…Wes backpack?! Please!
I’m kinda hoping Ev and Walnuts hook up–no? I can see it, they’re both happy as shit with each other as partners so far. And it would just be cute.
Wes looks at himself & sees a greek god. I look at him and think, “he looks like a pink nightmare!” (h/t Mr. Parker, a Christmas Story)
The problem with Camilla is that she doesn’t belong there! She wasn’t on Real World or Road Rules. She acted like an idiot on some spring break show and somehow got invited to the Challenge. I have no problem with her being the target of anyone’s abuse on the show.
Ack! Flowers in the Attic totally scarred me when I was a kid. If I’m not mistaken, it wasn’t even just incest, it was rape incest. Why in the world is that a children’s (or pre-teen, teen, something like that) book? Yikes.
@ Liz, methinks VC Andrews paid a therapist a shitload of money from her book sales….
@Derek – Hahaha. I’d say many therapists! My parents didn’t believe in that back then though. And I certainly didn’t tell them what the book was about.
I still don’t get the CT love, though I will admit he is not hard on the eyes. Though I wouldn’t call him an underdog. Everyone dislikes him mostly because he’s the most un-underdog in the Challenge’s history, and they are all afraid of his prowess.
Also, I didn’t even think Adam was “talking shit” about CT – he just said he’d prefer to have a different teammate, and that everyone in the Challenge is gunning for him, which I’d say is an accurate statement. Given the fact that CT kind of tried to murder him, I think that his desire to have a different teammate, and to fear that CT might turn on him if they lose, is pretty warranted.
Also, seriously, why does Evan look like that? When he had on that yellow Kenny shirt, he looked especially bad. I don’t understand how he seems to think he’s still so badass when he’s clearly not in the same shape he used to be in.
I really dislike Adam and do feel like he was talking shit about CT. The fact that he thinks that the douche quartet actually gives a shit about him is laughable. I honestly don’t know why they keep telling him that they have his back, why would they? The person that would be most evenly matched physically with Adam would be Jasmine. Ugh, I dislike them both.
@ Derek – I did see the Camila/Jasmine/Jonna name melt down but BEFORE that Camila was talking shit (alledgedly) about J & J during the car crushing game. I think that is what got the bitch fight going…
@ Mitchy – There is one Jonna improvement from Cancun – she got rid of that busted clip-in weave and decided to splurge on one that is a little more permenant. Now, that bitch stays in for 3 months!! Obviously, that was money well spent.
I think Camila was chosen by MTV viewers via the internet. It was the Challenge season where an old cast member was paired w/ someone that had never been on the RR or RW…but it wasn’t the Fresh Meat Challenge. I guess I could Wikipedia it but I am not.
@plockness – I also absolutely HATE Laurel! She is such a bitch and has no redeeming qualitites. Ever since the last challenge where she was so evil to Big Easy, I have jsut wanted to see her head on a platter. I would LOVE to see Ev take her down. In all fairness to Laurel, I do think that Ev is likely the only girl that could take her down- and in a partner situation with Laurel and Cara Maria against Ev and Paula, I don’t think Laurel would stand a chance.
I personally like Laurel/Hulkel. I mean, what she did to Big Easy and to MikeMike wasn’t right but I do tend to like bitchy chicks though. It is a big weakness of mine.
I cannot stand Ev though. I think it is more along the lines of what she did on the Island and on FMII. I know it sounds hypocritical but what she did on FM II with Wes was disgusting. It is about the only thing I can say about Laurel. At least with Laurel, she says it to your face instead of behind your back like Ev did. You know how Laurel is going to play and while being ruthless, at least she is honest about going against you and you can read what she is going to do. Ev is still trying to play the innocent card like she did on the original FM and it doesn’t work anymore. (I did see an old episode of FM and saw when Coral made fun of Ev probably being on Girls Gone Wild. HAHA. I miss Coral.) What she did to Coral on G3 really pissed me off. Ev isn’t all that.
I am indifferent towards Camilla. I mean, I don’t necessarily see the attention-whoring but she does seem to be a tad bit desperate. I thought she got screwed on Cutthroat (I never saw SBC, it looked stupid) and thought she got a bad rap. I cannot stand her partner.
As for the Douche Trio, I liked Evan only because he was paired with Coral originally. Ever since then, he has been a jackass. I only liked Kenny during FMII because I thought he and Laurel were a really great pair. I never liked Johnny Bananas and never will.
I think Ev and Walnuts will wind up beating Hulkel and Skull Beads because Walnuts is desperate to win and Hulkel and SB have plenty of time. I think Hulkel and SB are desperate but Walnuts might not be able to do many more Challenges and Ev is always desperate to prove she is the top woman. Sorry, the top 5 women ever in the Challenges are Coral, Rachel, Laurel, Ruthie, and maybe Veronica/Tina.
As for CT, I do not necessarily like him but what he did to JB during Cutthroat was amazing and gave me some respect. I want him to beat the Douche Trio.
I think the other reason I like Hulkel too that I didn’t mention before is that she is hot as hell. I am such a sucker for women with pretty eyes.
Oh, Adam is definitely stupid for thinking the douche trio care about him one iota. I totally miss Coral too! And also the Miz, though I might be alone on that…
FlippyFloppy: I H-A-T-E Whaurel, too. I hated her before she took a dump on Big Easy, but it became more enjoyable afterwards. Didn’t you LURVE Ty telling her she was “hella tall with cellulite on her legs”?! As much as I think he sucks, he gets points from me for that comment. If only he had made her cry…
I LOVE the Miz! And Coral, obviously, but I’m pretty sure every Challenge fan loves her. I wish I had more time to respond to everyone, but it’s my first day back at work after 2 weeks off so I can’t get caught on the internet. Loved reading everything you all had to say about the first two eps though!
@Enrique’s Mole – I would love if Ty systematically removed all his competitors by goading them in to punching him and getting kicked out. Especially Laurel! The cellulite comment was the best. A lot of people can’t stand Ty, but I say, pound for pound, he is the best entertainment on this show. And it doesn’t hurt at all to see him get punched.