Hello there Gasmii! I’m here filling in for VirginiaApple, hopefully I don’t destroy the good reputation and can contribute to the systematic tearing down of this ridiculous show. Apparently there’s been 23 of these ridiculous “Challenges,” and I shake my head and wonder when I got so old.
Also, in the interest of full disclosure I have no idea who these people are because I stopped watching Real World many years ago – because I am so old and don’t like to be reminded. Also because I started to get an acute case of tinnitis from all the drunk screaming, in layman’s terms this is referred to as “idiot fatigue.”
Okay so let’s get started here, and I’ll try and familiarize myself with these dumdums.
Oh look! Trashelle is back (again) and she’s living up to her nickname, because she’s already trashed and leaning on the Latina to stay upright. Also, when did Baby Boy join the RW franchise?
Austin: Hey boring girl, stop trying to look tough, you will always look like a kindergarten teacher. And is that Wes, the angry ginger? Isn’t he like 42 now? The other two people? No clue, don’t care
Okay, a twink, a Hooters Waitress, Tarzan and a former member of Menudo. How did I miss this season?!!!
New Orleans: Where is the weird Mormon girl? Or is this a different New Orleans? And why does that girl look like Jo’s cousin who had MS from Facts of Life? Is this a “very special episode?”
Cancun: Never saw it. Although I will thank the cast for letting us know right out the gate that they are trashy asshats. Retro: You are doing it WRONG.
Ah, Brooklyn. The closeted Mormon, the drag queen, the angry lesbian, and the tattooed girl. Don’t care, moving on. Oh and by the way Chet, you’re not ironic. You look like the love child of Alton Brown and that dude from Mythbusters (either one).
I never saw a single episode of this season either. And judging from skinny ginger’s weird ass karate moves, I am kinda happy about it. And I don’t blame plaid shirt guy one bit for trying to slowly walk off the show. There ya go, slowly move to your left, slowly, slowly – SUCCESS!
Fresh Meat: a cowgirl costume and pink houndstooth pants. I just, I can’t.
Okay so the show starts with drag queen and Chet from Brooklyn hosting a stupid contest to endear themselves to the housemates.
This game show is sponsored by “Spanx!” When you want to wear a sexy outfit, but everything else you packed is now covered in booze and vomit.