Other rules: 10 minute time limit per match, after which a draw will be declared. And the winner gets to pick the next match. Chet informs us that he’s never wrestled in oil. He’s excited to do it, but he’s more excited for the women to do it.
This is essentially hardcore porn for Chet’s repressed self.
Ashley and Jasmine are up first, and Ashley wins, so she picks Zach and Dustin to go next to keep it in her team/alliance. It’s an intense match, and despite Zach’s size advantage, it ends in a draw. Zach declares it “the closest to hell” that he’ll ever get. Says the guy who lived with Frank for a few months.
Speaking of Frank, he’s busy on the sidelines getting deeply offended by Camila’s trash-talking to Zach and/or shouts of encouragement to Dustin. Anyway, in the next round, McKenzie takes a surprise victory over Nany. Knight and JD draw. Sam beats Jemmye. The allied teams (once again: Cancun, Vegas, New Orleans, and San Diego) decide to start throwing matches because at this point they’re just kicking the crap out of each other.
Frank vs. CJ: Frank is CONFIDENT that he could beat CJ in an actual oil wrestling match, but for the purpose of the game, he’ll be throwing this one. He tries to make it look good for a second, before clearly and deliberately kicking his leg out of bounds.
I am confident that I could NOT take CJ in an oil wrestling match, but I’d be willing to give it a go, just to make sure.
During Ashley vs. Jonna, Zach hilariously shouts “Let’s go babe!” As in your current teammate and former lover, or current potential bang buddy? Jonna loses so fast that Sarah catches on to what’s happening and explains to her team that the alliance will be helping each other get their four pieces. Next, Frank beats Derek (who actually does make an effort for more than half a second), giving San Diego their fourth victory and making them the power team. Jonna is relieved because her team will be safe, but won’t have to make the decision.
Vegas is the last alliance team trying to get their fourth piece, but Dustin manages to beat Robb, who sadly realizes his team is the only one without an alliance. Sarah, Big Easy, and co. go into “vet mode” and realize that they need to do the same thing and try to leave St. Thomas alone at the end.
That starts out poorly, and Marie beats Cara Maria and Trey wins simply because Chet is a dumbass and manages to stick his arm out of bounds without even being touched. Laura beats Devyn, giving St. Thomas three pieces. Brandon and Trey draw, but Camila manages to beat Marie. Then we get a wacky montage of Austin, Fresh Meat, and Brooklyn basically falling in overdramatic fashion, and/or just walking right out of the pit. Camila is happy when Fresh Meat gets their four pieces and is not in last place.
As Journey once said: Hold on to that feeling.