The Challenge Recap: Rookie Revolution

The Challenge

By VirginiaApple | Tuesday, October 2, 2012 | 10:10 am | 27 Comments
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Fresh Meat has finally decided to discuss who will go into the ARENA, and it’s not going well.  Cara Maria doesn’t want to volunteer every time, and tells us that she doesn’t want to go into an endurance arena with Big Easy.

ARENA time.  Cara Maria sees the setup, which involves balls, and says she’s “not really good with balls.”  Poor Abe.  Fresh Meat still hasn’t made a decision, thus giving All Powerful San Diego EVEN MORE POWER.

I like to think it’s coming from their fancy accessories, like Frank’s bangin’ headband or Zach’s fabulous scarf.

For some inexplicable reason, Ashley is the spokeswoman who announces that Camila and Big Easy will be heading in.  Good to know she still has a working voice box.  Stupid decision, though.  Big Easy has a better chance to fuck up a challenge (especially the final one) than Brandon.  I feel bad saying that, because I like both of them, but we all know it’s true.  The girls are more or less equal, but Frank is all pissy at Camila so they pick her.

Teej asks Easy what happened, but he “don’t give a fuck.”  The challenge is Balls Out, and this grand endurance challenge will last… five minutes.  Guess Teej can only be bothered to stand around watching this for a certain amount of time.  They have to slide 25 large balls on wires above their heads into the other team’s side.  Whoever has the most on the other side at the end of five minutes wins.

“Well, our marriage did endure slightly longer than five minutes, so… we’ve totally got this.  Can’t you see the confidence in our eyes?”

So, a whole bunch of ball-sliding.  I can’t even tell if that sounds dirty, despite the fact that almost everything with the word “ball” should instantly sound dirty.  Camila and Big Easy win, 15-10.  Danny makes a comment about “having your balls in the right spot.”  There we go, that’s dirty enough.

Teej congratulates Fresh Meat and sends Austin on their way.  Melinda is proud of herself and Danny for their ability to communicate and handle the situation.  Danny wishes Melinda nothing but the best.  Well, that was certainly anti-climactic.

Teej informs the remaining players that there are only seven teams left, and no weak ones.  Yay for math and subjectivity!  He also reminds them that there are two ARENA games left, mental and strategy, and encourages them to “Think about it.”

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Trey tells Laura that if she wasn’t there, he would go home.  Oh good, we haven’t heard that since… St. Thomas.  Apparently nobody likes him, everyone hates him, he’s gonna eat some worms.  He cries that everyone is just looking for reasons to hate him, and he thinks he’ll be on the chopping block soon.  Laura, as always, relishes her chance to play mommy/supportive girlfriend at the same creepy time.

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27 Comments

  1. 1
    Sloth
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:32 am

    I’m sick of St. Thomas, I hope they leave next even though they’re the only voting “wildcards”. Actually Laura and Robb can stay, Marie and especially Trey are the two that annoy me the most. I’m glad Austin is gone, may they never return.

    Frank is still a wackjob.

  2. 2
    Moli Moli
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 10:55 am

    I rooting for St Thomas because they are the new kids on the block and the first season of RW that I watched every single episode of their season since Chicago.

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 11:29 am

    A little off topic but does anyone think Zach is trying to parlay this gig into some Harlequin Romance Cover deal or WWE gig? WTH is up with that man bun? Just say no Zach and cut that hair!

    Also, Chet, MTV already has a news reporter who has done a great job over the years. his name is Kurt Loder. Get a new schtick.

    Trey, you need to go solely on the basis of those bitch tears.

  4. 4
    jerseyj
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 11:43 am

    @VA, I can’t believe you left out the best part of the challenge. TJ HATES when the challenge competitors don’t try their hardest…so I kept waiting for him to freak out when the alliances started throwing matches. And, he didn’t dissapoint! He shouted out a bleep-filled rant in the middle of the montage of thrown matches that vividly expressed his disappointment at the competitors violating the “integrity” of the game :p

  5. 5
    considerthis
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Trey’s pussy tears speak volumes. Whaa – I refuse to go along to get along and I can’t figure out why people hate me. I’m not even sure the other cast members even know his name let alone have formed an angry mob asking for his head on a stick. No worries ROM COM will stroke his ego so that later he will “allow” her to stroke other things. Those 2 are awful but yet so deserving of each other.

    Agree the Melinda-Danny hype fizzeled miserably – Yawn Zzzzzz

    Are any of the current cast members married or have kids at home – just curious?

  6. 6
    plockeness monster
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Gyp – Completely agree w/ you about Trey. “Wahhhhhhhh, no one likes me and no one will talk to me. I am a pariah.” Get the fuck over it, dude. No one liked you on St. Thomas except Laura (who likes EVERYONE, even Chelsea) and Swift (who we found out was pretty weird).

    CRY ME A RIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 7
    caligal
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    UGH, how the hell did Frank end up in charge? WTF is up with Zach? The hair? The scarf? The kissing Frank????!!!!!

    It’s a shame Capt. Needy is busy taking the White Lines around town, and Swift is still probably chasing chickens in St. Thomas. Either of those two would be better than whiney-ass Trey.

  8. 8
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Cara Maria is becoming the next Evan in her too-big-for-her-britches-ness. Who caaaaares if you are a veteran? That means your politics should be better, not necessarily your athletic prowess and you can still lose to rookies. I hate Frank (although I always have) for the exact opposite reason and his “THE ROOKIES SHALL RISE AND RULE!” nonsense. Oh shut up you big, big drama queen.

  9. 9
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Haha. I wrote that comment before even reading the ROOKIES OR DIE part. It’s like one mind.

  10. 10
    plockeness monster
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    So, Zach and Jonna are in love after 2 episodes??? That’s so fucking lame. Also, is it me or is Ashley looking waaaaaaay hotter since her season of the RW?? He body looks fantastic.

    I hate Frank. I am also sad that he is still on his head/bandana kick.

    Can I just cheer for one person? Because I choose Big Easy. I would love for him to wipe the floor with these fools.

    Robb has said like, 2 sentences so far.

  11. 11
    plockeness monster
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Judgy – Glad you’re on the “I hate Frank” train as well. CHOO CHOO!

  12. 12
    jerseyj
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    @plock, Ashley has always had a fantastic figure, all she and Zach did during the San Diego season was go to the gym (part of why they were so boring). But, she was never quite right in the face…without makeup she looked like a topographical map. I think some of that cleared up, that’s why she’s looking so much better this season.

    Also, I love Big Easy but I can’t bring myself to root for him..because that means either CM or Camilla (or both) would win. I just can’t stomach that. So, I’m rooting for Alton, his delicious body (oh yeah and the rest of the Vegas team) to win :p

  13. 13
    PinkTop
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    All these shows are a blur and kind of run together (& it’s probably best kept that way), but I must have missed something… Frank, the biggest trainwreck in the history of trainwreck-dom, is running shit. Really? I like the rookie revolution, but Frank?

    Epically moronic he may be, but I always thought Trey would do ok at the challenges. Didn’t he go on RW expressly of this purpose? That would lead one to assume he is familiar with at least basic ins and outs of the game…. but… just wow. Trey makes Wes look like the brilliant mastermind only he believes himself to be.

    Chet seems pervier on this challenge than ever before. Ew. Is he still a virgin btw?

    Danny and Melinda giving relationship advice – hahahahahahaha!

  14. 14
    Andrea
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    It is a bit unfortunate that the eliminations have only involved two teams so far, but that’s how it usually is in these games. If you’re on the outside of the alliance, you’re an easy target.

    Marie knows how to play the game and Trey is ruining it for their whole team. He is such a colossal idiot; we all know you’ve watched the show, so how do you not know to keep certain things to yourself? I don’t care how “honest” you consider yourself, it isn’t that hard to pretend to be allies with people if it’s going to help you to the end. I actually think they could be a strong team (at least 3 of them are in good shape) if he wasn’t screwing it up for them all. And yes, I miss Robb’s personality too, VA.

    Fresh meat can all go. Now. Well, maybe not Brandon. I used to like Cara Maria but she came off as such a bitch in this episode, and it’s so obvious her and Camilla think they’re better than everyone else there just cause they’ve been on like 20 in a row now.

    Zach’s personality change is wonderful, he seems like so much fun now! Although that hair has got to go, and Jonna too.

  15. 15
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    @plock – oh for sure. He is the worst.

    You’d think these EXPERIENCED veterans would realize that when they start spouting off about it is exactly when the viewers start hating them. Oh well. I suppose this isn’t The Challenge: Rhodes Scholars.

  16. 16
    begonia skies
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    The Challenge: Rhodes Scholars made me laugh reallll hard. Every now and then I’ll remember that Evan went to Cornell. I’m sure that’s not exactly advertised on their brochures these days.

  17. 17
    plockeness monster plockeness monster
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    Pink – Trainwreck-dom…dying of laughter.

  18. 18
    Liz
    Posted October 3, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    Ugh I want to punch Trey in the face! He’s like a spoiled child. “I refuse to play nice but everyone should love me because I’m such a special star!” Hate.

    I can’t get on the Ashley train because wtf with that bumpit hair? I can’t.

  19. 19
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 6:38 am

    Frank-Trey-Camilla all top my list of people who suck!

    I hate to say this but big Easy is skating by. I do like him though, in general.

    WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD FROM AWESOME SAM???

  20. 20
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    EVAN WENT TO CORNELL!? Let me be sure: University, or College (in Iowa)? Make no mistake, I ADORED him when he first came into my Challenge life. But to quote Sarah, “Oh how quickly things change in this game” because now I cannot stand the kid.

    I think Ashley looks exactly the same as she did in San Diego.

    I understand why everyone wants to love Big Easy because he seems like a likable guy, but I just can’t fully commit to it because he con.tin.u.ous.ly drops the ball physically. He just SUCKS and it always causes other people to pay the price! You look great Easy, but time to throw in the towel.

  21. 21
    plockeness monster
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Easy def. drops the ball in physical challenges, no denying that, but he has always struggled with his weight and I am happy that he is doing something to get healthier. I also want him to do better so he can rub it in that bitch’s face. I can’t remember her name, but she was “fresh meat.” She has long dark hair, and at one point in challenge history was partnered w/ CT. She got drunk one night and started telling Easy that he was a fat loser, etc, etc. She made him cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It happened in a hot tub…ring any bells?

  22. 22
    Catherine
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    @plockness it was laurel. The dude that got paired w Kenny her first challenge. She was so mean to Eric.

  23. 23
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Ewww that happened Plock? I must’ve blocked it out. That is wrong.

  24. 24
    plockeness monster
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Cath – YES! Laurel! What a fucking bitch.

    Gyp – Here’s the clip. Hehe, that rhymed!
    http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2010/10/15/challenge-laurel-eric-big-easy-bullying/

  25. 25
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    You’re a poet and you didn’t even know it.

    DAYM that is some of the most horrible terrible stuff I’ve heard in the history of EVERDOM!

    Yuck what a bitch. I def missed that or blocked it out.

  26. 26
    begonia skies
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    @judgy – cornell UNIVERSITY! crazy right??

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/sioncampus/05/04/mtv.evan/

  27. 27
    jerseyj
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 6:41 am

    @judgy, yup Cornell University…I first mentioned it a couple years ago on this website. Never was I so proud of my alma mater…NOT! :)

    http://cornellsun.com/node/38317

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