Wicked Splitsville?

The Challenge

By B-Side | Tuesday, June 27, 2006 | 3:36 pm | 23 Comments

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Is it curtains for MTV’s beloved couple, Melinda and Danny? According to E! Online’s gossip maven, Kristin, the duo have parted ways:

I'm unhappy to report that Johanna and Wes are still together and going strong. However, I do have some big breakup news for you: The gossip train tells me Melinda has dumped Danny! I don't know if it's a temporary thing, but a reliable source says, as of now, they're no longer engaged.

We’re still waiting for verification of this story, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Danny expressed interest in dating other short brimmed hats. No word on whether or not he will now have to return the diamond ring donated to him by Sharpie. I’m sure Zales will gladly take it back, no questions asked.

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23 Comments

  1. 1
    antebellum
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    Oh, wow. Just waiting for the page to load, reading the titled “Wicked Splitsville” and seeing the image name “dannymel” brought a smile to my face. If it’s true, Johanna should take a cue and dump Wes’ sorry ass too.

  2. 2
    Leah3t
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    This and Star is leaving the view?!?!? what a gasm!!! television is safe again!

  3. 3
    g3
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 4:12 pm

    Great news! Hope it’s true and hope it lasts.

  4. 4
    Belinda
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    A glimmer of hope!!?!! Could it be??? Ahhh – tvgasm at its finest!

  5. 5
    juxtapoeser
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    I hope its true!! But, you know they will make up and break up so they can still get the headlines.

    Sadly, I admit to adding Danny on myspace just to see the poorly written, wicked angry rebuttals he posts once the news gets around. (his profile is currently private)

  6. 6
    TakingBackSunday
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    he looks like a caveman.

  7. 7
    Sir Jiggabins
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 4:43 pm

    Thankfully, we still have the relationship between Paula and Keith from Real World: Key West to help inspire and maintain our faith in the world.

  8. 8
    Firecat
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 4:51 pm

    100 bucks says TVgasm is responsible for this. First you broke the chenbot, and now you broke up Danny and Melinda…Damn you TVgasm!

  9. 9
    MissKatrina
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 4:58 pm

    Maybe Melinda finally realized what a controlling, fame-hungry, elbow-modeling, delusions-of-grandeur-having, short-brimmed-hat-wearing, free-ring-scheming LOSER Danny is.

  10. 10
    Leah3t
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 5:13 pm

    lets not get our hopes up too high my kittens. remember they have teased us with this breakups before. (ie- their whole SEASON)

  11. 11
    jfazz
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 5:36 pm

    Has Kristin ever been right? Melinda updated her myspace and it seems her, Danny, Wes and Johanna will all be together this week.
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=72726318

  12. 12
    slutty_whore
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 6:19 pm

    Nehemiah (aka Austin angry black guy) would be SO proud!

  13. 13
    mizta
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 9:03 pm

    Yeah.. the story’s false. Melinda posted something on her myspace life jfazz said.

  14. 14
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 10:48 pm

    If we are to read the Myspace tea leaves, then let it not go unnoticed she removed him from her top8. I will now go back to caring about something else.

    MYL

  15. 15
    B-Side
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 10:54 pm

    I thought I read somewhere that Melinda didn’t even have a myspace.

    btw, I LOVE myspace tea leaves!

  16. 16
    jfazz
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 1:37 am

    Danny was never in her top eight, when someone asked her if Danny had a myspace, she said not one that he uses and never gave out an address.

  17. 17
    tikilights
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 7:11 am

    Must have been that sudoku puzzle.

  18. 18
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 7:43 am

    Sadly, I admit to adding Danny on myspace just to see the poorly written, wicked angry rebuttals he posts once the news gets around. (his profile is currently private)

    Isn’t Danny’s MySpace page a fake?

  19. 19
    Lisa
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 8:20 am

    Maybe she watched herself on the challenge and realized he was a controlling douchebag and that she could do much better.

  20. 20
    hollabackboy
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 8:47 am

    If it is true, it’d be the first sign of intelligence Melinda has shown in a very, very long time. Who wants an insecure, jealous, possessive asshole who wears ugly hats to cover up his gigantic, alienlike head? No one.

  21. 21
    hannahthehun
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 11:44 am

    It’s a great day for woman-kind.

  22. 22
    akmusic5
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 8:48 pm

    YAY. Really? Danny and Melinda are just a weird couple. They just ham it up for the cameras. Danny is a douche.

  23. 23
    c
    Posted February 14, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    YOU GUYS ARE ALL HATERZ. I LOVE DANNY AND MELINDA. THEY LOOK VERY CUTE TOGETHER AAND THEY’LL HAVE GORGEOUS BABIES. OO AND BY THE WAY. I’M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TOO. IF YOU WANT SOMEONE IN LIFE AS WELL. EMAIL ME AT fayelock@yahoo.com MAYBE WE CAN SWAP NUMBERS. KISSES

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