The FederLames – NAME HER SHAME!

Recaps

By madeyoulaugh | Tuesday, April 5, 2005 | 12:30 pm | 41 Comments
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OyVey.jpgVariety reports today that trailer park power couple Britney Spears and that dancer guy will not be making their reality TV debut on COPS or Springer as previously thought. Rather UPN, the network brave enough to bring us “The Mullets,” will try “trumping” MTV in their ability show a “real world” or “surreal life” of “popstar” “contenders” by wrangling in “newlyweds” Britney and Kevin Federline.

The yet to be titled show is exacted to air mid-May just in times for sweeps, the fast tracked preem schedule along with the announcement that the show will feature courting, marriage and honeymoon of the two, indicating they pathetically had camera crews shoot their lives way before a network bought their show. As it turns out, it was a good move for the couple, but at the time….kinda desperate.

As of now the show is untitled, and TVGASM is holding a contest where you the reader can NAME HER SHAME! I happen to know one of the UPN Executives on this show and told him I would provide him a list of 3 titles provided by our readers to be considered for the show title. You can either enter your title in the comments below or email me at Madeyoulaugh@tvgasm.com. If one of your titles make the list you have instantly won a………(find out after the jump).

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41 Comments

  1. 1
    Svetlanka
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 12:36 pm

    NewlyDreads
    The Simple Minds
    Home Is Where The Heart Are

  2. 2
    Pepee
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 12:54 pm

    Riches, to Rags with Fags
    My Life as a Wigger Widow
    Desperation

  3. 3
    BigMax
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    Oops! I got married again!

  4. 4
    Brenda
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:03 pm

    Okay, so I know I won’t win, but this is waaaaay too tempting:

    1) White Trash TV, Y’all!
    2) Baby, We Got Anymore of Those Cheetos?
    3) TV Series of Truth

  5. 5
    Jess
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:08 pm

    Barefoot and Pregnant (or I’m Just Fat, Y’all)

    My Trucker-Hat Life

    Law & Order: He-Capris Unit

  6. 6
    Todd
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:09 pm

    1. 14 minutes 45 seconds

    2. The babydaddy hour!

    3. What? I want to remain relevant too.

  7. 7
    girl
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:22 pm

    NewlyFeds!

  8. 8
    Bob
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    “Pimp My Bride”
    “I Married A Rich Bitch”
    “Fit to Fat, Trash to well.. Trash”
    “Married with Children, The Federlines”

  9. 9
    jack
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:29 pm

    3) that’s why the lady is a tramp

    2) just one more reason why justin timberlake is the luckiest man alive

    1) the life a-toxic

  10. 10
    jer
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 1:53 pm

    “Lifestyles of the Trash and Trashier”

    “Made for Eachother”

    “Skanky and the Tramp”

  11. 11
    Chris
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 2:01 pm

    “Where in the world is Shar Jackson?” (previously title “Who in the world is Shar Jackson?”)

    “The gas station really did steal my shoes!”

    “Hit me, baby, one more time!”

    “The Rise and Fall of the Mickey Mouse Club!”

    “I’m not that innocent…..or smart come to think of it, or pretty, or talented, or a woman!”

  12. 12
    iturnedouttv
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 2:25 pm

    America’s Next Top Fat Ex-American Idol

    Desperate Househusbands

    Fanny 911

  13. 13
    Amanda
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 2:27 pm

    “#6 of 11 Posted by: Todd at April 5, 2005 01:09 PM.

    2. The babydaddy hour!”

    Bwahahahaha!
    That one HAS to win.

  14. 14
    B-dub
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 2:42 pm

    Dumb and Dumber

  15. 15
    B-dub
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 2:42 pm

    Dumb and Dumber

  16. 16
    lacey
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    Everythings better when its Feder

    From Top Of The Charts To Eating Pop Tarts

    National Countdown To Playboy

    Anna Nicole Season 4

  17. 17
    Maura
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 3:29 pm

    “Hitch Your Trailer to a Star”

    “Just Plain Rich Folk, Y’all”

    “Hitched, Baby, One More Time”

  18. 18
    Bob
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 3:33 pm

    “Big Bootie Call”
    “Lady (used loosly) and the Tramp”
    “Where Are They Now, Britney and Kevin”
    “Lifestyles of the Bitchy and Un-famous”
    “Who Let The Dogs Out”

  19. 19
    khaled
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 4:10 pm

    “There Goes the ‘Hood”
    “My Big Fat Oops”

    I like Bob’s post #8 “Pimp My Bride”.

  20. 20
    Betsy
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 4:23 pm

    The Beverly Hillbillies 2005

  21. 21
    smithie
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 5:01 pm

    I know the voting hasn’t begun, but my vote is:
    Oops! I got married again!
    My Trucker-Hat Life
    Married with Children, The Federlines
    and finally…
    “My Big Fat Oops”

    Too funny guys…

  22. 22
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 5:12 pm

    1. She’s A Slave 4 Him
    2. Not A Girl, Not Yet A Wife
    3. Aisle Be There For You
    4. With This Ring, I Thee Fed
    5. Something Old (his wifebeater), Something New (her spare tire), Something Borrowed (Shar’s boyfriend), Something Blue (Fred Durst’s Balls)

  23. 23
    Retroqueen
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 8:49 pm

    “Animal Planet, Trailer Park Edition”

  24. 24
    Leah3t
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 9:07 pm

    “Celebrity Fight Club”

  25. 25
    the good doctor
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 9:09 pm

    FAT CUNT AND TOY BOY
    TOXIC LOVE
    SHE AINT HEAVY SHE’S HIS LOVER
    MISS CONCEALIALITY

  26. 26
    the good doctor
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 9:10 pm

    FAT CUNT AND TOY BOY
    TOXIC LOVE
    SHE AINT HEAVY SHE’S HIS LOVER
    MISS CONCEALIALITY

  27. 27
    Lisa
    Posted April 5, 2005 at 10:39 pm

    I’m guessing that if we want our idea to be used for the show it had to be nice but I can’t think of anything nice.

    “White Trash Love”… the spin off to “Strange Love”
    “The Federline Bunch”… the spin off to “The Brady Bunch”

    I also liked whoever said “NewlyFeds”

  28. 28
    Lyzzy
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 7:54 am

    1. Pop Tarts
    2. Queer Eye for the Spears Guy
    3. “D” Cups and Prenups

  29. 29
    kepster
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 7:57 am

    American Idle
    Monster House
    Fed-eral Offense

  30. 30
    Lyzzy
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 8:02 am

    1. Queer Eye for the Spears Guy
    2. Pop Tarts
    3. D-Cups & Prenups

  31. 31
    Lyzzy
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 8:03 am

    1. Queer Eye for the Spears Guy
    2. Pop Tarts
    3. D-Cups & Prenups

  32. 32
    Cindy
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 10:56 am

    Birds of a Feder

  33. 33
    Ashley
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 11:58 am

    Divorce Court

  34. 34
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 5:17 pm

    ooh I like “Divorce Court” very funny

  35. 35
    madeyoulaugh
    Posted April 6, 2005 at 6:22 pm

    Wow! There are some good ones. Ill announce a winners monday, but it wont be easy. keep pitching thoughts until then.

    MYL

  36. 36
    Avellanas
    Posted April 7, 2005 at 9:21 am

    The title is “You’re Kiddding Me Right?”

  37. 37
    Avellanas
    Posted April 7, 2005 at 9:24 am

    “Reality Shark Jump”

  38. 38
    Genevieve
    Posted April 8, 2005 at 8:53 am

    Ok, you have to send all of those in. Seriously, we have some talented people here.

  39. 39
    dj magic
    Posted April 8, 2005 at 1:07 pm

    1. It’s their prerogative.
    2. The honeymooners 2k5
    3. Baby got back and he got it.

  40. 40
    TACOS
    Posted April 10, 2005 at 5:55 pm

    HOW ABOUT ” GARBAGE PAIL KIDS LIVE EDITION”
    OR “SMOKEY AND THE HAIR”

  41. 41
    TACOS
    Posted April 10, 2005 at 5:56 pm

    COULD BE “SMOKEY AND HER SPARE”

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