Good Lord, Heidi, Really?

The Hills

By Flipit | Tuesday, February 5, 2008 | 12:55 am | 8 Comments

Heidi

I think this is the first time I have actually prayed for an earthquake.

I am sure that being the voracious reality whores you are, you have already seen this video, but I saw it late evening and am still haunted. For once I tried to go to bed early and kept waking up in cold sweats when my mind wandered upon the crap fest it was poisoned with today. I thought I would share it with you in the middle of the night so you night owls could suffer along with me.

Remember that cheeseball footage we saw late last year of our favorite abuser training his widdle doggie to roll over on the beach? Turns out that mic he had duct taped onto a broomstick really did mean Pratt was a pro. Who woulda thunk it? After months of months of editing and cycling Montag’s voice through tin cans, synthesizers, and bloody Hell itself, a high end, professionally cut and recorded product has finally hit these here internets. Go ahead and make the jump, but don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

Whoever can’t sleep, feel free to call me and cry it out. I have a whole box of frozen Milky Ways and a pack of Ultra Lights. Love, Flipit.





If anything makes me wanna get Higher, it’s this.

Flipit
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9 Comments

  1. 1
    JasonR
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 7:15 am

    Jesus, my ears! my ears! If you sound that bad AFTER being extensively processed through all the technology in the studio, that’s really sad. She makes Britney sound talented by comparison.

  2. 2
    JasonR
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 7:18 am

    Seriously, why is this girl famous? Why do people know who she is or care what she does? She’s a skinny blonde girl with a boob job, below average intelligence, and no discernable talent. You could walk into any gym, tanning salon, or mall in this country and find another girl just like her.

  3. 3
    giffordsaz
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 7:31 am

    JasonR====== you are missed in the forums……

    This video disturbed me in the fact that there are many talented artists who cannot get a single soul to listen and help them on a path to become mildly famous and this waste of breath is going to be shoved down our throats. California, please keep her away from the rest of us… I consider you all at fault.

  4. 4
    mrsc
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Ohhhhh… just when I thought that that seizure hand wailing lip syncing impromptu performance she did of this song was embarassing, she puts this out for people to see.

    Oh man. This is shiteous. But atleast Spenser stayed behind the camera.

  5. 5
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    I think I lasted 50 seconds into this debacle.

    JasonR – I’m with you, big fake boobs and a rockin’ bod do NOT equate with charisma (talent can be engineered).

    Flip — pass the crack pipe, mate! Bleagh!

  6. 6
    georgiababe
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Wow. That was the crappiest thing I have ever seen. And I watch(ed) Passions!

    I wish those two would just crawl into a hole and die. Ugh.

    Talentless, fame-hungry hacks. No wonder EVERYBODY in Los Angeles is an actor – if SHE can be famous, then who can’t?

  7. 7
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted February 6, 2008 at 9:11 am

    I watched the clip – expecting it to be bad but maybe not horrible, trying to give her the benefit of the doubt (don’t ask me why). And ya’ll did not exagerate one bit. It was terrible – especially as she went higher, higher, HIGHER!

    And what was with her crazy flapping arms – was she actually trying to fly?

  8. 8
    blahblah
    Posted March 28, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    My laptop is fighting back. It keeps stopping every few seconds even though I have DSL. She makes Paris Hilton sound like Whitney Houston.

  9. 9
    sassycassc08
    Posted April 2, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Oh. My. Dear. God.
    There is no such thing as an exaggeration when it comes to this crap….

    wow
    hasn’t anybody told her personally how much she sucks yet?
    she can’t possibly think she’s any good…..
    can she??!?

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