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Thursday, July 20, 2006
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Like OMG! Did you see The Hills last night? There were like these modeling auditions for Teen Vogue, and like LC and Whitney were like totally working at them, and like all these boys in bathing suits had to come in, and like LC told Jason it would be only girls but then Jordan was like “There were boys there!” and Whitney was like “Take off your shirt” and Audrina was like “Let’s go to Bella!” and Heidi was like “I love ditching” and Jason was like “There were boys, liar!” It was like total scandal! OMG! I have to tell you about it!Last night’s episode began with news that Lauren’s big twentieth birthday was coming up. Things were all patched up with Jason, she told us, and now it was all smooth sailing. “My only problem was figuring out what to wear,” LC said. Hey, did you hear about all that fighting in the Middle East right now? Yeah. That sucks. But anyway, let’s get back to Lauren’s sartorial plight.
After the “Previously On The Hills” recap, we found Whitney, LC, Heidi, and Audrina (or as I like to call them, The Braintrust) roaming Melrose avenue in a pack. If I’m not mistaken, this was the first time I’d actually seen Whitney hanging out with the rest of Lauren’s friends, and she was certainly appreciative of this social acceptance. “Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day,” she said happily. Of course, if there was anyone who knew about playing hooky, it was chronic education-phobe Heidi, who replied, “I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.” Yes, Heidi. When you said “I love ditching,” it was implied that it was “a thing I love.” That’s the beauty of a word like “love”. It usually means that you love something.
The Braintrust.
Well, since the girls were bored, they ventured into a bridal boutique where they decided to pass the time trying on wedding dresses. This caused Heidi to dance around like a hyperactive Pomeranian, but then again, so will anything that has a price tag over $500. LC eventually emerged from the changing room in a big white gown and a veil, and all the girls oohed and ahhed over her, with Whitney saying that she looked surprisingly beautiful. That was her way of saying, “Enjoy it now, fashion show non-walker.”
After the opening credits, we headed back to Teen Vogue where we found the always enigmatic Lisa Love toiling away in her office. You could practically hear her muttering, “Must… have… LC… pick up… coffee mug… from… Rio… tonight…” Anyway, she called in her two workhorses, LC and Whitney, and told them that a booker would be coming to town to cast for bathing suit models. “It’s called a go-see in our business,” Lisa said. Yes, Lisa. We all watch America’s Next Top Model. No need to impress us with your vast array of fashion terms.
Well, as part of this upcoming casting call, the interns would have to get on the internet, search the agency pages, and haul in as many pictures of boys as possible. This caused the girls to giggle with glee, but Lisa Love quickly shot them her patented “YOU SHALL NOT LAUGH IN MY PRESENCE!” look, effectively killing the mood instantly.
“Boys in bathing suits! Tee-hee!”
“Ahem.”
“So yes, about those fourth quarter sales…”
Over at Bolthouse Productions, Brent called Heidi into his office and requested that she close the door. Would this be it? Her inevitable firing?? Nope. Turns out there was going to be a William Morris Grammy party at LAX (the hip club the kids go to so often on this show), and Brent needed Heidi to work line with some girl named Grace. However, since it was gonna be a busy night in Hollywood, none of the Bolthouse bigwigs would be there. Just Heidi and Grace — poor, poor Grace. Oh — and one more thing: Brent wanted Heidi to invite all her girlfriends down to the club too — as if she doesn’t do that already. Nevertheless, this was all shaping up to be one Very Big Disaster, and I, for one, was excited.
We’ll just let this image speak for itself.
Back at Teen Vogue, Lauren and Wh-wh-wh-Whitney were surfing the web for prospective models. If they were any kind of friends, they’d certainly put Jordan’s name in for the running. After all, his MySpace page did reveal a certain desire to become the next Marcus Schenkenberg. Nevertheless, Lisa Love’s esteemed colleague/attack-dog/future Stanley-Tucci, Blaine, entered the intern cubbyhole and revealed that the photo shoot would be held at Quixote Studios. Hey, that’s where Audrina works! What are the chances of that happening?? It’s a Hills miracle!
Most excited about seeing Audrina at Quixote Studios was Whitney who noted, “So that’ll be fun! She’ll be there when we’re there. That’s so cool.” She then added, “Isn’t it so fun when people are in the same building together and occupy the same proximity? I love that.”
Anyway, we then watched Whitney salivate over all the head shots, thus prompting the inescapable sounds of “Promiscuous Girl,” and suddenly we were whisked off to LAX where Heidi was happily toting a clipboard around and letting her friends (ie. Lauren and Jason) in the club. Oh, and if you were hoping for some Heidi shenanigans, don’t get too excited. That whole thing about her working the line alone with Grace didn’t result in any sort of drama. Why they even teased us about that is beyond me. Anyway, inside the club, LC told Jason all about the latest Teen Vogue news. “We’re scouting models for a… for like a swimsuit…” she said, gesturing during the word “swimsuit.” Yes, apparently Jason is so slow he needs LC to pantomime what a swimsuit is.
Jason then asked Lauren if there’d be any dudes there, but then he cut himself off in a haze of confusion, ultimately stating, “I don’t understand what you’re doing.” Looks like that whole swimsuit pantomime really fried his brain. He couldn’t even understand the concept of a model scout. Actually, no. He couldn’t understand the concept of a job.
Well, in a move that was certain to yield drama later on, LC lied to Jason and said that only girls would be showing up for the model scout. Odds that the producers will arrange to have Jason show up unexpectedly at Quixote Studios: 2 to 1. But then again, that would imply that he takes a genuine interest in her work, and we all know that’s not true. Hmmm… how would he find out? We then cut to another day as LC reported her white lie to Heidi. Odds that Heidi will keep her mouth shut: 10,000 to 1. Odds that this entire scenario will get blown out of proportion: 1 to 1.
After the commercial break, we then headed over to Quixote Studios for the big go-see event. LC and Whitney arrived first and said hi to the perky yet vacant Audrina, and then the girls hopped on over to the stage where they ran around like kids in a candy store… assuming the candy store were all white, empty, and lacking candy completely. Once they got the excitement out of their systems, LC and Whitney got to work with one of the more formidable tasks of their intern careers: assembling an easel. Some say it takes years of training to learn how to put those perplexing tripods together. Only the most skilled students in the art of easel-ry can erect such a beast. And yet, despite the difficulty of their mission, LC and Whitney managed to persevere, forming the finest easel in all of Quixote Studios. It was indeed a glorious moment.
Anyway, Blaine eventually arrived with Lara (the woman who chewed Lauren out for being late to a photo shoot a few weeks ago), and the scouting began. Guys sporting their dreamiest dreamy-faces soon filled up a model holding room, and Whitney was more than happy to command them to doff their shirts. Yes, she was one horny bitch, that Whitney.
“If only this pen were a penis…”
Meanwhile, out in the reception area, it was Audrina who was getting all the attention. She asked a model named Brad what he’d be doing that night. Maybe he’d know what our old friend Dan the model would be up to. Perhaps there was a salad party somewhere in town?
Well, Audrina told Brad that they’d be going to Bella — another Hills fave location — and back in the holding room, Whitney’s extended state of horniness was finally rewarded when one of the models asked her, “Where’s the party at tonight?” This caused her to laugh bashfully and reply, “I don’t know. Where’s your party at tonight?” They then asked the question over and over again to each other for fifteen minutes. Okay, that didn’t happen, but the model did reply with a shady, “I’m gonna be all over.” Saucy! He then added, “Seriously, I’ll be all over. I’m a delivery boy.”
Afterwards, Whitney and LC ambled out to the reception area to say goodbye to their Audrina, and in an ill-advised moment of spontaneity, the two girls rang her desk bell once for fun. Immediately, Audrina lunged forward and clasped the bell in an effort to silence it. I half expected her to yell in a devil voice: “DON’T TOUCH THE BELL!! IT SUMMONS MONSTERS!!!!!”
Luckily, a total bell crisis was averted, and later that night, the girls all shared dishes at Bella, reliving all the fun moments of the go-see. Audrina then expressed anxiety that her new model friend might not stop by. C’mon. Of course he will. Did she not remember the cameras following her around? Sure enough, over at the bar was Brad sitting with some guy who looked like he just snow-shoed in from the Yukon. I couldn’t tell exactly what he was wearing, but it looked big, knitted, and ridiculous. Brad eventually turned around and spotted Audrina, letting out a surprised “Hey!” in the process. He then added, “I didn’t expect to see you here, even though there’s a camera focused on your table and another camera focused on me here at the bar.”
As Audrina and Brad talked, Heidi then leaned over to LC and asked, “What is his friend wearing?” Right on, sister. First smart thing she’s said all season.
“So, Nanook, tell me again about the Arctic Circle…”
Well, just when the fun times seemed like they’d never end, we then headed over to Brian and Jordan’s apartment where the guys were all preparing for a crazy night out. “I’m going to mix orange gatorade with orange soda,” Jordan announced proudly. Wow. This was more exciting than the time he got a Dorito stuck in his teeth for 49 minutes.
Anyway, the guys — Brian, Jordan, and Jason — all shot the shit for a few minutes, talking about whatever (probably other mind-boggling concoctions from the laboratory of Jordan Eubanks). It seemed all fine and harmless — that is, until Jason let slip that the Teen Vogue go-see featured male models. He said that there were all these guys there, causing Jason to ask, “What kind of guys?” Um, you know, male models? I know, it’s hard stringing two concepts together.
This clearly bothered Jason, and after a few seconds of his usual bewildered, wide-eyed, vacant look, his face turned into more of a bewildered, wide-eyed, kind of angry look. Nevertheless, Brian began what was sure to be a fascinating story by saying, “I didn’t even say yI was an actor for my first–” but suddenly Jason up and left the room. Way to not entertain, BRIAN! Tell better stories!
We then had another commercial break, which was exciting because we got to see the fancy, schmancy new Laguna Beach commercial. Memo to MTV: try not to say “new generation” in your promos. It brings up dark memories of Saved By The Bell.
When we returned to the show, Heidi and Jordan were busy doing laundry and talking shit about Lauren and Jason. “They’re both insecure, immature,” Jordan said. Heidi agreed, and yet somehow, this banal back-and-forth turned into some sort of argument. I think Heidi was trying to tell Jordan that he shouldn’t have revealed that there were male models at the go-see or something. Either way, they wound up bickering, much like the couple they were presently maligning. Later, Audrina talked to Heidi about the whole drama, and she too couldn’t believe that Jordan would be so careless as to tell Jason about the boys. God forbid somebody accidentally blows LC’s cover for a stupid lie she shouldn’t have said anyway. Really, the most fascinating part of this scene was the tattoo on Audrina’s nape. What ever possessed her to get that eyesore? She’s a pretty girl. A hottie, even. Why oh why would she do that?
Nevertheless, the conversation ended with Audrina telling Heidi, “if he’s mean to her on her birthday…” If? It’s a guarantee. Elsewhere, LC complained about the situation to loyal lapdog Wh-wh-wh-Whitney, and wouldn’t you know it? Right in the middle of their talk, Jason called up. “Heard there were boys at your photo shoot, LIAR!” he barked. Unfortunately, he clearly hadn’t dabbled in the nose candy because no random insults followed. Jason, it turned out, wasn’t even that mad. He just didn’t like being lied to, which was a legitimate response. And that was that. All this hype over an impending drama? Gone.
That afternoon, a random woman showed up at LC’s door. Turned out she was a delivery girl, and she had a bunch of flowers for Lauren. Remember? It’s her birthday. Anyway, with the bouquet came a note that instructed her to pack an overnight bag. You know what that means: birthday girl is gettin’ some se-ex!
We then zipped to the Standard Hotel in downtown Los Angeles where a smiling, possibly coked-up Jason greeted his ball-and-chain. After some general smooching, he then brought her down to their room where he (or MTV) had set up a romantic dinner for two. How lovely! I wonder if Jason will now say something inappropriate and LC will get snippy? Nah. NEVER.
As the two dined on their meal, Jason politely asked, “What do you want to do the rest of the night?” Translation: wanna have sex? Actually, that wasn’t his ulterior motive. Turns out that Jason kind of wanted to head back up to Hollywood and meet up with the guys for some good times. What an idiot. LC, however, did not want to do this. She just wanted to stay in the room with him. Translation: Why yes, I would like to have sex. She told him she wanted to stay in the room, and yet, he asked again and again what she wanted to do that night. Jason: SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX!
Finally, LC laid it all out for him. “Jason, I’ve told you. I would rather stay here and hang out.” Soooo… did that mean she wanted to go out? This was all too confusing for J-Wahl. Actually, he did ultimately realize that she just wanted to stay in the room, but then he asked her if she wanted to rent a movie or sit and cuddle or — STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. The answer is SEX. LOTS OF IT! Of course, LC would never be so immodest to say that. Instead she replied: “I’ll do whatever. I don’t care.” Sooo…. you want to play a board game? Watch TV?
Eventually, the show ended with the two of them sitting on the bed, watching something on the TV. They had those perfectly uncertain looks on their faces — kind of like The Graduate for a new generation. Ooops. Now I’m thinking about Saved By The Bell again. Blast!
What did you think about this episode?
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I really hope that Lauren watchs this on TV and realizes what an ass Jason makes her look like and dumps the douche. Why is she scared of a 19 year old loser? Way to be independent.
Did anyone notice how when the girl came to deliver flowers, Heidi made her come in to personally deliver the flowers to Lauren instead of just taking them at the door, and then let the door go so that it banged into the girl?
Plus I bet the flower delivery people aren’t the legit ones… they intercept them at the lobby and the producer’s daughter gets to deliver them to make a little cameo.
“Well, just when the fun times seemed like they’d never end, we then headed over to Brian and Jordan’s apartment where the guys were all preparing for a crazy night out. ‘I’m going to mix orange gatorade with orange soda,’ Jordan announced proudly. Wow. This was more exciting than the time he got a Dorito stuck in his teeth for 49 minutes.”
I am laughing my ass off right now. Thank you for that.
this was one of the best episodes of the season so far. it was like being in an alternate universe. you’ve got lauren being the sneaky girlfriend, jwahl being the understanding boyfriend and actual words of wisdom coming from the unlikeliest of sources – heidi’s bf, jordan.
my favorite moments of the epi were:
-the look on jason’s face when jordan spilled the beans about the male models. i had to rewind it like three times to really enjoy the moment….how ya like them apples jason?
-jordan actually calling bullsh*t on the never-ending cycle of drama and idiocy that is lc and jason’s “relationship”. after reading the post about his myspace site, i had this kid pegged as a total dumbass. i’ve officially downgraded that to just a dumbass.
-the whole weird, passive aggressive conversation between lauren and jason at the hotel. it really did seem like he was being his usual tool-ish self and trying to ditch her on her b-day.
ultimately i chalk it up to his unfamiliarity with using more than grunts and mumbles to express himself. still it was too funny when lc just checked him and was like – i TOLD you i don’t want to go out.
that had me cracking up, but she did kind of kill the mood with her funky attitude.
Thank you for providing this valuable public service, B-Side. This show gets more boring and repetitive every week, and I appreciate being able to come here and read about it and determine if I actually want to watch it. The answer to that question is ususally no, partly because your recaps are way better than the actual show.
PS B-Side your photo essays are almost as compelling as your recaps. I got in trouble today at work because I choked on my coffee while I was sneak looking at the site and my boss suprise stepped into my cube for actual business. I didn’t receive a Lisa Love evil eye or anything but it was definitely a “moment.” Whoops. Whatever, your writeups are totally worth getting in trouble for.
Oh and I’m glad you’re bringing Jason’s OBVIOUS coke habit out of the closet. Lauren must be one sheltered girl because it’s crystal clear to me, as a viewer, that that boy is rapidly earning his frequent flyer miles towards a free trip to The Betty Ford Clinic. Sometimes I wish I could post a note on Lauren’s myspace account giving her the heads up. But Jason’s such a possessive sonofabitch that he would figure out a way to erase it. I’m hoping that his habit digresses during the rest of the filming schedule so we can watch him go down in flames. Of course that might happen on a real reality show. But not in The Valley … I mean, The Hills.
Wow, Jason’s coke habit was pretty obvious this week *sniffle* *sniffle* *rubs nose*.
Did Brian claim to be model but doesn’t like to talk about it?
What’s wrong with J-Wahl? LC wants to have SEX. What normal guy would argue with that? Dah!
B-side you are too funny! Thanks a bunch!
I never did watch “Laguna Beach,” so this is probably a stupid question, but – Lauren’s 20th birthday? I thought she’d just graduated from high school, didn’t she?
Mandymax: Lauren didn’t just graduate from high school. She graduated in the first season (three years ago, I think?), then went to art school in San Francisco for one semester. She then moved back home and went to the FIDM campus at Irvine for one semester, and THEN she moved to L.A. (Contrary to what a lot of articles say, she never dropped out of school…she just commuted for a semester while living at home.)
Isn’t it sad I know all this?
Dsher: I couldn’t agree more. I’ve never known a guy to turn down sex, especially if they’re in a hotel already to begin with. (That makes me sound like a huge slut, doesn’t it? I’m not…I just have a lot of guy friends and I hear things.)
And as for LC’s dad possibly buying off Jason, I doubt that’s a possibility, as Jason’s family appears to have more money than God. If he’s not careful, though, he’ll run right through his trust fund buying the nose candy.
I wish she’d date Brian or something. He may be a huge moron, but at least he doesn’t compare salads to parties or exhibit destructive, nasty behavior.
OMG, I loved watching W-W-W-Whitney get all “Hot-&-Bothered” during the photo-shoot. The girl was practiclly panting & sweating…. Obviously, she gets “ripped-on” quite a bit here (justifiably so), but I’m here to say, she is a real Hottie’, definitely has potential.
Was I the only one who noticed Jordan’s gold name plate necklace? I could not stop staring at it during the laundry fight scene with Heidi.
Did anyone eles catch Lauren telling Wh-wh-wh-whitney that she told JAson about the photo shot and didn’t mention what for, then she was going to tell him about the Guys and she just forgot.
I think someone has a lieing problem.
MTV’s editing job on this show is so obnoxiously out of order. First of all, I’m sure everyone picked up last episode when lauren supposedly just got that chanel bag that she’s actually been toting around since the first episode. On top of that, you know she does not wear that black sweater and black headband every day, probably a little too often, but not every day, and if she just got her hair done last episode, why does she already have 5 inches of roots? It’s ridiculous. I don’t understand what the harm would’ve been if MTV would’ve just kept the effin episodes in order.
Newayz moving along….I wonder why we never get to see Stephen or Dieter when they all live with Jason. It would be nice if they could atleast pop in some time. I wonder how it is for Jason being so insanely jealous but living with someone who use to lay the pipe on his girl.
Also, am I the only one who has noticed that lauren doesn’t look as hot as she did on Laguna Beach? She’s definitely put on some weight and she’s not keepin herself up as well as she did before.
Thanks for the background info, Maybe!
I just bought the first season of LB on eBay, very cheap. I should be caught up before long.
I do remember reading that during the first season of Laguna, Jason was off in rehab somewhere, and I think it was for coke. Guess he fell off that horse or whatever.
Kim: I have thought that LC doesn’t look quite as hot on the Hills too.
But to me it seems like she’s just paler and yeah, maybe some weight, but she’s still really thin, imo. When she was back at Laguna, though, she was just chillin in the sun and living at home w/ decent food (on the dvd she says her mom is a health food nut and that’s all they have). Seems like she’s just going thru the growing up stage of the early 20s (ish) when there’s not as much time for excess primping. She does actually have a good amt of stuff going on in her life. But she could prob ask MTV to help out, i’m sure they’d jump at the chance.
Are you talking about the “bling-y” dogtag she got him for Xmas, or did someone else get that?
“Oh and I’m glad you’re bringing Jason’s OBVIOUS coke habit out of the closet. Lauren must be one sheltered girl because it’s crystal clear to me, as a viewer, that that boy is rapidly earning his frequent flyer miles towards a free trip to The Betty Ford Clinic.”
~I think she does know about it, and that’s what they are fighting about all of these times. MTV makes it look like the fights are about other things, like because Jason is ignoring her (his brithday) but in reality it’s about his little habit. I’ve seen friends fight the same fights… I thought my theory was even more evident in the New Years episode, based on some things that Lauren said. I wish I had a transcript, because I would pull the lines out here, cause I certianly can’t remember them verbatim.
B-Side, the screen caps of the giggling girls and Lisa Love’s shutdown of them are going to have me going all day. I’ll probably burst out laughing on the bus and everyone will think I’m one step away from wearing plastic bags and yelling at stop signs.
I can see why Lauren lied about the models; she figured J-Blow would just get mad about it and maybe even not let her go.
Also, I forget who said it on here but I agree that this episode was filmed in Bizzarro world; everything was reversed. In fact, off-camera, I bet Dan had a salad and said it was like a funeral.
B-Side, the reason Audrina snatched the bell to silence it was probably because if her bosses heard the bell it meant she wasn’t at the reception desk doing her job! Something I’m sure has happened in the past and she’s gotten a Lisa Love like lecture from her boss!
I did love the way Lisa stifled the girls’ giggles. That was priceless.
Great recap, as always, B-Side- thanks!
UBIQUITOUS – No, I was not referring to the dog tags, that was a gift from LC to J-Wahl. Jordan was wearing a gold name necklace a la Carrie Bradshaw
Excellen recap B-side. I used to feel sorry for Jessica because J-Wahl treated her soo badly. Then I got mad at her because she was being a total doormat for that loser. Then Alex went down that path. And now we have LC. What kind of power does this idiot have over women? He’s so icky. And I think MFLY is right, the fights are actually about his drug use. Run Lauren, run!
P.S. The new ‘Guna kids are so ugly. WTF?
P.P.S I agree these shows are always shown out of order. You can tell because they’re wearing tank tops in what is supposed to be January. It may be So Cal, but we still need a sweater in “winter” when there are no Santa Anas.
Something crazy happened: I agreed with Jordo the “fishes” [sic] fanatic on something! He was dead on about Lauren & Jason’s relationship (them being so insecure & immature and how they shouldn’t be in a relationship). Anyways, I couldn’t follow LC & Jason’s conversation when they were at the hotel because of all the mumbling. It didn’t seem that important but still… where are the subtitles when they’re needed, MTV?!
*Nice recap, B-Side. Thanks!
-aloveaffairwithtivo (#12); I saw Jordo’s necklace too! Besides Carrie of Sex & the City, I’m pretty sure Lauren had one in season 2 of LB too. Jordan’s probably more in touch with his feminine side.
you know what would make the show a whole lot better? if they actually showed them doing the things that we all know they already do! why can’t we see lauren and jason in bed after they just had sex or maybe a little action before they start, or even a door closed in our faces. We know they drink…did anyone else see the handle of liquor on top of the fridge? c’mon gatorade and orange soda what else is in there?! let’s see jason meeting up with his drug dealer while lauren sits in the car like a dumbass! mtv can’t fool us these kids are party animals and whores and that’s great tv and i felt bored for lauren and jason seeing them laying there like that at the end of the episode.
B-Side I cannot WAIT for your recaps of Laguna Beach.
Is that why the mysterious companion of the swimsuit model the girls met later was wearing a big pancho sweater?
aloveaffairwithtivo (#12), I saw the necklace too, and I am pretty sure it said ‘Heidi’ Yikes.
And about Jason’s coke habbit..he didnt used to be so agressive. On LB he was more passive (though still a dumb ass). He starts fights really for no reason. Either he’s hanging out with Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz in the bathroom, or he’s got the worst case of roid rage/little man syndrome, EVER!
heres a little interesting facts from wikipedia on laguna beach
read about jason. its clarifies the coke addiction. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laguna_Beach:_The_Real_Orange_County
laurens an idiot
i think heidi might be more intelligent then her
Here’s an interesting page of information on the kids of the first two seasons of LB. Of real interest is the write up on Cedric and the one on J-Wahl. He never did graduate from H.S. and unlike Talon he didn’t get his GED. And they also talk about his coke habit and stint in rehab. Anyway, it’s an interesting read.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laguna_Beach:_The_Real_Orange_County#Jason_Wahler
Rick D.
Ok, about that Wikipedia article on the Laguna kids, did anyone else see this supposed direct quote from Cedric?
“Yes, I am gay, and I have a very supportive partner who repects me in all of my choices. My friends are aware of my orientation and are cool with it. It’s not a big deal for them.”
Is this new and relevant, or is it old news that Cedric admitted to being gay? Because I’d heard all the speculation before, but this is the first I’ve heard of him actually being out.
1. Funny recap
2. Jason probably still uses
3. No surprise on Cedric
4. Is Heidi’s boss in Jessica simpson’s new video?
Yes he’s in her video. As a dj I think?
BSide thank you for this very funny recap. Loved the snow shoes line and the end of the show conversation.
Jason’s face is totally screaming: How do I get out of this room now? I wanted to go out tonite!
Crazy kiddos with their gatorade & orange soda. Mixing them together! That’s wild man. I guess the editing dept forgot to edit out the gallon jug of Smirnoff on top of the fridge!
kim> no doubt i noticed that LC needs a sign on her ass that now says WIDE LOAD. she has definitely been adding some pounds in the rear. too bad, she was always the LB hottie. remember the white bikini? very hot!
it is amazing that LC, who seems to have some sense would continue to put up with jason the loser. what does that say about her self esteem? very sad!
jason must be on something besides coke to turn down sex with LC. he is stoned and dumber than a box of rocks.
I was dying when Jason kept asking and asking the same question trying to get her to change her mind and go out. See LC wins sometimes! I’m glad she put her foot down… it was hilarious.
MissKatrina- even worse, Dan might have eaten a salad and thought it was like an OFFICE JOB! :cue scary music: God forbid!
J-Wahl probably wanted to go out and sleep with another girl that night. Remember what he did on his own birthday? He knew he could have gone home and gotten some from Lauren that night too (even if he had been being such an asshole), but went out with his homies instead. I just plain don’t understand these kids.
I agree, the new LB kids are gross, and seem boring as well. Cammi in particular, yuck. But of course I’ll still totally be watching.
wait! B-Side! You missed the BESTEST exchange of the ep! (And, believe you me, I only abbreviate the word episode to highlight the BESTEST QUOTE: “he’s really gotta get over this trust ish’”. Wow. I mean Whitney’s a busy girl – she doesn’t have time to form these troublesome, what are they called? Words? Sorry… where was I? Damn. Oh well, I’ll just synch my mouth breathing with Whit’s until I remember.)
ANYWAY…
LC: can’t you just be with me?
JW: i can’t.
LC: (unintelligible.)
What do you think “Lauren’s” retort was? I think she said something like: “well i’ll just turn myself into a pile of columbian marching powder then.”
Oh SNIP!
okay, i dont know who watched the hills aftershow, but i learned quite a bit about our favorite cast members.
1. they like to watch family guy, yes, even lauren and heidi. and i was sure surprised to see that.
2. heidi loves to read, according to….well, her.
I just watched Episode 7 Overdrive and when Jason showed his car, the CD he showed off was the soundtrack for “Blow.” For real! Too funny.
About the wikipedia article – I’ve heard that just about anyone can edit/update the information on there so it’s entirely possible that the information about Jason and Cedric is not true. And it’s entirely possible that it’s true but not the official/original post about them.
I have also noticed how much Lauren has let herself go and God forbid, but I sort of favor Heidi now too. She seems to be less one dimensional and at least that’s more interesting to watch.
Hilcat, I think that makes sense (someone editing the wikipedia article). If J-Wahl and Cedric were really experimenting with each other, that tidbit would have been exposed a LONG time ago. Jason definitely doesn’t have the gay vibe going.
I am glad that B-Side pointed out Jason’s obvious coke habit. Kristin C. had it pretty bad last season. She was always sniffing.
I disagree- I think Lauren looks fine. I think she looks like a normal girl and I love her understated style. It’s weird cause we are so used to seeing these anorexic chicks that when you see an average girl, you’re like, dang she’s let herself go.
Oh- one more thing- I agree that they should show more. Like we know Lauren and Jason have sex, so why the big secret? Why not show the before and after? Sheesh.
At least for me personally, when I said she has let herself go, I meant that she looks less polished – not fat. I think she still looks great bodywise but her upkeep is a little less than it used to be. Especially her hair. And I do agree with someone else that pointed out that she’s not as tan. People always look better with a tan.
And with all that being said, she still looks better than me so I’m not quite sure what my point is…
antebellum (#35), I am so with you on the new LB kids. There are really only two “stars” of the show that I can see, and they reside on Cammi’s upper torso.
come on you guys!!!! Do you honestly think that LC knows nothing of Jason’s obvious issues with cocaine. I would not be at all surprised if she to is not indulging as well. Did any of you notice how wide eyed they all were on christmas all with wads of gum in there mouths as they exchanged gifts please LC is not a victm.
i agree. lc definetly knows about jason cocaine usage. and she is either okay with it or doing it sometimes with him. i wonder is j-wahl ever hit lauren like he did alex M from lb2? remember stephen and lc.. what ever happened to their friendship/relationship? they loved each other tons and were best friends now you never hear either of them mention or acknowledge each other. i know jason lives w/ stephen and stephen is on mtv.. but what happened to their best friendship? i also agree lc used to look a lot better on laguna beach. is it just me or does she only ever wear black and sometimes i think ive seen her in that long sleeved black shirt every episode?
I wasn’t necessarily sayin that if ur on tv and ur not anorexic and tan that ur unattractive. It’s just that it’s obvious that LC took better care of herself on LB. I’m sure it’s like someone else said on here (don’t feel like goin back) that when she lived with her parents she was able to take better care of herself cuz they catered to her.
And I agree with whoever said that the LB kids are ugly. Scratch that, FUGLY. There’s probably one attractive guy and one attractive girl in the whole bunch..and could LC’s sister be any uglier? I’m sure that since the new cast saw the other two seasons that they will try and upstage them so they can milk their 15 minutes as much as possible. I also heard that people like Alex M, Dieter, and Jessica will be making cameos…so that’s reason enough for me to tune in.
no body can convince me that lauren looks as pretty this year as last year.
>ASS BIGGER
>HAIR MESSY
>LOUSY CLOTHS
>TIRED LOOK
dont get me wrong, she is still great looking, but not as hot. problably college,lousy food and work is getting to her, maybe too much booze made her ass grow. heidi has a big ass also. these girls do nothing besides party (drink for recreation.) i think Whitney is the bomb. she has some brains also.
Ooh I was totally going to post the link to the Wikipedia article but you guys beat me to it. It totally could be full of things based on hearsay, but it’s fun to pretend it’s really true!
Someone mentioned the mumbling during LC and Jason’s convo at the end — I couldn’t understand three-quarters of what they were saying. Talk about the most boring couple ever. Jason does all these broad romantic gestures for her and then can’t even hold a conversation with her. What a weird relationship.
Who’s excited for this week’s episode? Looks like Heidi and Jordan are breaking up!
http://ilovecamping.blogspot.com/2006/07/wheres-your-party-at-in-hills.html
The biggest bore on television. Why waste your time?
Looks like we might see a couple of “break-ups” this week… I like JASON, but he needs a real */SS-KICKING !!! Spoiled like druggie’.