My friend just sent me this email:
I AM HYPERVENTILATING AT THE END OF THE HILLS
amazing
That pretty much sums it all up. Yes, if you see one episode of The Hills, make it this one. Holy Moly was it good. It was full of all the backstabbing, bitchy, obnoxious, and awful behavior we’ve come to expect from L.A. girls, but even better, it was all topped off with a welcome serving of tears, confrontation, and yelling. Now this was drama.
Oh, and Spencer remains a gigantic, unrepentant douchebag.This week’s episode began with the ominous sight of Lauren and Audrina chopping veggies together. The lack of Heidi in favor of sidekick #3 surely signaled that something was rotten in the state of the Hillside Villas. As you can imagine, the two were consumed with talk of Spencer and Heidi, or Speidi, as I used to call them. Audrina wanted to know if Lauren’s relationship with her former besty had improved, or was The Boy still breeding tension? Lauren explained, “The way we get along is that we just don’t talk about Spencer.” Soooo basically, they don’t get along at all.
Audrina, suddenly a voice of reason on this show, noted that Heidi had changed since she’d welcomed Spencer into her life. It was almost as if he’d cast a spell on her, she said. A spell I like to call Curse of DON ANTONIO’S!!!
Well, Lauren did not disagree. In fact, she revealed that Heidi had only slept over at the apartment twice all month. “it kind of bums me out when she’s like ‘Let’s plan a Lauren and Heidi day,’” Lauren said, further commenting, “I’m like, every day used to be Lauren and Heidi Day.” Oooh! Snap! The withering bitterness of a friend scorned. By the way, I’m really sad to hear of the demise of Lauren and Heidi Day. Had I known that this holiday was dwindling into obsolescence, I surely would have pioneered some sort of celebration to keep it alive — you know, like having a mandatory alfresco meal, much like those girls do every episode. Even if it were raining or freezing and if people asked why I was eating outside, I’d just roll my eyes and say, “Duh. It’s Lauren and Heidi day!”
After the opening credits, we learned the title for the episode: “With friends like these…”. Or, as I interpreted it, “WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE (dunh Dunh DUNH!!!!)” This could not end well (and I’m not just saying that because I saw pretty much everything that happened in last week’s previews).
We then found Heidi with over-eager sidekick Jen, who had heretofore been a shared second fiddle to both Lauren and Heidi. Servicing two Masters is of course totally acceptable, but we’ve noticed a certain degree of unbridled ambition in Jen, and it was clear that this was the episode when she was going to make a power move. But how? BUT HOW???
Anyway, the two girls walked the streets of Beverly Hills, and as they headed into Lisa Kline, Heidi cooed, “Thank you so much for coming with me!”
“ANY TIME!” Jen gushed, so thrilled to have been hand-selected for this Kline-tastic trip. And just in case Heidi was unsure of her dedication, Jen then added, “I get to spend more time with you!” MAKE ME YOUR SIDEKICK! SHOW ME THE WORLD, DEAR MASTER!
“I agree, Heidi! In fact, I’ll agree with whatever you want me to!”
Well, as the girls browsed through the various garments in the boutique, we learned that Jen wanted to “hang out” with Brody Jenner, and not just because his last name sounded like her first name — although, that was a plus. I can just imagine Jen doodling hearts on a pad, surrounding the words, “Mrs. Jen Jenner.”
The one problem with Jen getting Jenned by the Jenner was that he was, you know, kind of seeing Lauren sort of. But whatever, claimed Heidi. “Lauren can’t control your life,” she said, adding, “I WILL INSTEAD, SIDEKICK! You belong to ME now!” Okay, maybe she didn’t say that last part, but Heidi did assure Jen that she had every right to hook up with Brody. Why was Heidi so adamant on getting Brody some booty? Well, she’d probably say that it was merely to make Jen happy, but we viewers know that she was simply serving as a mouthpiece for Spencer, who himself has an unnatural need to find suitable steeds for his master. Plus, considering that Heidi was mid-feud with Lauren, this would be a holly jolly way of stickin’ it to her, passive-aggressively of course. Whatever the motivations, Heidi was enabling Jen hardcore, and considering that Jen and Lauren were supposedly great friends, this was not what I’d call a “healthy” situation.
Over at Teen Vogue, Lauren sat at her swanky iMac, completely oblivious to the treachery that was brewing behind her back. Wh-wh-wh-Whitney entered the intern closet and sat down at her significantly less swanky iMac, which always amused me because there was a third, perfectly fine iMac sitting across from Lauren that always went unused (that is, when Emily wasn’t in town and subjecting the computer to a rigorous afternoon of Mapquesting and flower research). Anyway, Whitney regaled us with a fascinating story about how she wore her ensemble to school that day, but then afterwards, she tossed on another layer just to mix it up. I imagine getting to change outfits is a liberating experience for Whitney, who, as we all know, must adhere to a strict dirndl-only dress code at the Bavarian Candy Shoppe she calls home:
“Whitney, eat your Grundnahrungsmittel!”
Anyway, the big news of the day was not the status of Whitney’s wardrobe, but that Jen was going to be celebrating her 21st birthday that night. Whoohooo! Drunken sidekick! Lauren informed Whitney (who was not invited, as usual) that she was super excited to celebrate with Jen because they’d been friends since third grade. Ah, the betrayal will be that much sweeter! LET THE DRAMA BEGIN!
Poor Lauren. She had no idea what sort of a mess she was about to wander into. Here she was, all happy to have a new sidekick in Jen, and little did she realize that the allure of Bolthouse Productions and the Jenner clique was more powerful than the Conrad pedigree and the MTV cameras that followed. Nevertheless, Lauren then told Whitney that Spencer would be coming to the party, which sucked, but on the upside, “the only good thing is if Spencer comes,” she said, “he brings Brody.” Because apparently Lauren was unable to communicate with Brody and arrange social interactions with him on her own. To her credit, he is very difficult to get a hold of. You never know when Brody will show up. He’s kind of like the Brigadoon of reality stars.
Speaking of Brody, we soon found him driving around Hollywood with Spencer in the passenger seat, marveling at things like tour buses on the side of the street. “I was always thinking I would be so amazing at doing Star Maps,” he mused, his entrepreneurial instincts clearly reaching for the sky. He continued, “Because I’d be, like, we could, like, give up all the homies’ spots.” Yes, nothing like selling out all your friends to make a buck or two. Dare to dream, Spencer. Dare to dream. Of course, the most amusing implication in all this was that Spencer’s “homies” (a.k.a. scruffy dude with a trucker cap) were actually “stars.”
Anyway, once Spencer was done fantasizing about taking over the Star Map industry, he then focused on Brody and his love life. He wanted to make sure the Brodester had a girl because Lauren was no good. I mean, Brody may have liked her and all, but her anti-Spence hate was a real killjoy, especially since Spencer wanted to go on double-dates (he actually said that — when he wasn’t talking about how hard it is for him to resist the siren song of a girl laughing). Anyway, who could Spencer fix up with Brody? How about someone who needed a guy like Brody — you know, to further her celebrity aspirations. Someone like Jen. Jen Bunney, that is. Yes, sidekick Jen’s last name is “Bunney,” which is oddly appropriate in ways I can’t really explain. You know, if Jen and Brody were to hit it off and get married, I would be the first to frame an invitation to the Bunney-Jenner wedding. It’s a festival of double-n’s! Oh, and if they hyphenate their names, it just gets out of control. Jen Bunney-Jenner. Or even better, Brody Bunney-Jenner. I defy you not to laugh. I DEFY!
Nevertheless, Spencer enthusiastically insisted that Brody should go after Jen, saying, “I think you should MACK Jen, to be honest.” He then, quite literally, endorsed a backdoor entry, if you know what I’m saying. Ah, the plight of the sidekick. The only way to advance your social station is to take it up the pooper. (I think Laguna‘s Cedric knows something about that).
That night, the party started up at Geisha House as Lauren, and two interlopers named Christine and Elizabeth (apparently some non-Laguna-bred college roommates of Jen’s) sat at a table and celebrated Jen’s birthday. Not present was Heidi who was lost somewhere in the Los Angeles neverland. She eventually walked, nay, sashayed into the restaurant, approaching the table of girls with a loud, piercing, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!” Heidi embraced Jen, whose tail was wagging like a dog, and then a significantly colder hug was exchanged between her and Lauren. Unsurprisingly, the passive-aggression soon followed.
Turns out Olympus Fashion Week will be held this year IN A HALLWAY.
Lauren raised a shot of sake and said, “To Jen, one of my oldest friends in the world [unlike you, Heidi], who has always been there for me no matter what! [Again, unlike you, you stupid bitch face, HEIDI].” Lauren then finished everything off with a “Here’s to Jen’s 21st birthday, and for us, a decade of friendship.” She then added, “As opposed to my two years of acquaintanceship with Heidi.”
Overwhelmed by all the attention coming from her Masters, Jen gushed, “No, see, there’s friends, and then there’s BEST friends!” Yes, hence the use of the word “Best” as a descriptor. Well observed, Jen.
Well, in a move that would surely come back to bite her, LC then presented Jen with her birthday gift: a little, diamond martini glass necklace. Jen was blown away, especially when Heidi reminded her, “They’re diamond.”
“Lauren, those are NOT diamonds,” Jen said in shock, clearly not realizing that a diamond martini glass does, in fact, feature diamonds. I suppose after years of expecting to eat actual velvet in a red velvet cake, Jen had become disillusioned with promising descriptions. By the way, there was some minor confusion here for us in the TVgasm studios. Lauren repeatedly said “we” in regards to the gift, but the subtitles sometimes said “I.” I didn’t know if this meant that Lauren gave her the gift solely and was using the Royal We, or if maybe she had split the gift with Heidi, and MTV was just trying to make us think that it was all Lauren. We’ll just have to debate that one out.
What kind of friends are they? Oh, just the awful, superficial kind!
Anyway, the entire meal climaxed with the ultimate sign of friendship: veering off the diet. “I love you so much, I’m eating carbs on your birthday!” Lauren said. Carbs? WELL. That most certainly is NOT the Teen Vogue way of doing things. Of course, I’m always eating carbs, but that’s because I’m in a perpetual state of celebrating Lauren and Heidi Day.
Well, very quietly, Heidi mentioned to Jen that Brody was coming to the club later that night, but the sidekick had a crisis of conscience. “Too bad he hooked up with my best friend,” she said, still at a point when she retained some semblance of a moral compass. Heidi and Jen then rushed off to the bathroom where they discussed the Brody situation. Jen had reservations, but Heidi wanted to force this union more than Spencer wanted to roll a cot into Don Antonio’s and call it home. C’mon, Jen. Brody wants you! And further more he wanted macking ASAP! WELL! Can’t ignore that. Who was Jen to deny her own dreams of becoming Jen Jenner?
The girls then marched off to Les Deux where a quick montage of images set the scene: There was Spencer! And Brody! And Audrina! And some guy with a trucker cap and his shirt unbuttoned entirely too far!
Pictures were taken, fun was had, and scandal was ready to break out. Heidi pulled Jen aside, and in a very ONE-OF-US manner, she asked, “Aren’t you glad Brody and Spencer are here on your birthday?” That would be like asking someone, “Aren’t you happy Hitler and Pol Pot came to your wedding???” Of course, Jen, like a bad afterschool special, was totally intoxicated by this clique, saying, “It’s my crew! It’s my crew!” Sounds like somebody got the greatest birthday gift of all: the chance to belong!
Speaking of birthday gifts, Spencer then revealed his present to Jen on this special day. Was it jewelry? Clothing? A gift certificate? No. It was waaay better. His gift was… Brody! Yes, like slimy pimp, Spencer pointed to his buddy and smiled widely. I half expected him to say, “You like? You like? I give you special deal. Fifty dollar!” Yes, after having read that disturbing Details article and now seeing this episode, it was clear that Brody was officially a manwhore, and Spencer was his pimp.
Anyway, Brody and Jen took a picture together, which was so good, Spencer declared, “That’s going on MySpace!” (Note that the photo is nowhere on MySpace, at least as of press time). With the sparks flying (in a forced, no-actual sparks kind of way), Jen once again asked her evil Master, “You promise Lauren’s not mad?” Of course Lauren wasn’t mad. SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON. And poor Jen thought she was making a love connection, not realizing she was merely a pawn in Master warfare. Anyway, Heidi continually brushed off Jen’s reservations, saying that she had a right to do whatever she wanted on her birthday. I didn’t realize that right extended to hooking up with a guy Lauren was sort of seeing, but hey, what do I know?
“We’re callous!”
Further pressuring Jen was Brody, who asked, “Why would she be mad at you?” Jen tried to explain that she was best friends with Lauren and this would all be bad, etc., but Brody refused to take it. He walked away, saying that she was too much drama. Apparently, being thoughtful to your friend is “drama,” whereas cheating on your kind girlfriend with her best friend is perfectly fine. Truth was that Brody was just saying this to make Jen feel guilty: mind games 101.
Meanwhile, Heidi continually insisted that she just wanted Jen to have fun. She said it over and over again to the point where it almost made Lauren seem like she didn’t want Jen to have any fun at all. The implication was that Heidi was thinking of Jen’s best interests whereas Lauren, if she got mad about the Brody situation, was merely thinking of herself.
Somewhere amidst all this, Lauren and Audrina sat down with Jen and Heidi, oblivious to the plotting that was going on behind their backs. It was an awkward situation, and when the two girls eventually left, Brody swooped back in, and by this point, Jen was drunk enough to cater to her Heidi impulses. She grinded up on Brody, doing some sort of lapdance thing while Lauren and Audrina stood on the other side of the bar, thinking everything was hunky-dory.
Finally, everyone decided to go back to Brody’s condo, but no one bothered to tell Lauren and Audrina, who were left alone and unaware that the party was over. It was therefore particularly painful to watch them ponder the plans for the rest of the night, with Lauren at one point surmising that Jen would be staying until closing time (she had already left). It got even worse as Lauren announced, “I am dancing solely for her birthday!” Yeah, um, you might not want to do that. Truthfully, these clips could have been pulled from earlier in the night, but we don’t know that for sure, and honestly, do we really care? The foursome still left without Lauren and Audrina, and if that wasn’t a major, major dis, I don’t know what is.
We then cut to the next day, the producers once again forcing us to fill in the blanks about what happened after hours. Lauren was back at Teen Vogue, helping Whitney prepare a conference room. “I think we’re setting up for a meeting in here,” Whitney commented. What’s that you say? A meeting? In a conference room? Why, I thought they’d be making funnel cakes and sundaes!
Anyway, as the girls placed bouquets of flowers, we just knew that superstar intern Emily was somewhere at home, clawing at her TV and wishing she could jump into the scene and place more, More, MORE arrangements on the table. Lauren told Whitney about the whole situation at the party, and also informed us that Jen had called her up and asked if she could hook up with Brody. OH NO SHE DI’NT!!! Typical sidekick. She couldn’t just betray her best friend. She had to ask for permission first.
Well, Whitney honed her inner Whitney and was all HELL TO THE NO. “She had the nerve to ask you that as if she shouldn’t have known in the first place?” she asked, so mad I thought she might abduct Jen and throw her into the Hansel-and-Gretelish oven her parents kept at the house.
Nevertheless, the plot thickened. Lauren told Whitney that Jen had told Lauren that Spencer had told Jen that Jen should hookup with Brody. Got that? Basically, Lauren found out that Spencer had been pressuring Jen to make out with Brody. It certainly did nothing to make Spencer look any better, but as Wh-wh-wh-Whitney wisely pointed out, Jen should have been strong enough to say hey, Lauren’s my friend, I’m not going to hookup with Brody.
“Is it really worth screwing a friend over for that guy?” Lauren then asked. The answer: Yes, apparently. Who knows? Maybe Jen always wanted to be part of the Jenner Olympic dynasty? All these people were dumb though. They should never cross Lauren. Last time I checked, she was their meal ticket.
Now, I pause this recap to tend to a discussion point that will surely come up. How can Lauren bash Jen for hooking up with her man, when she, in fact, was hooking up with Kristin Cavallari’s man. And furthermore, didn’t her own sister, Bre-Bre, pull a similar move with Tessa’s boy during Laguna Beach 3? Here’s the difference. Lauren isn’t friends with Kristin, and Breanna wasn’t friends with Tessa. However, Jen was friends with Lauren, which made this whole thing pretty obnoxious. Plus, Lauren can pretty much do no wrong in our book, and that’s not because her mom posts comments on these recaps. Hey, I’m allowed to be biased. This is the blogosphere, after all.
After the break, we went to Epic Records to catch up with Audrina at her Epic job with her Epic friend, Chiara. This Jen scandal had proven to be so earth-shattering that it had actually pervaded the hallowed sanctuary of Epic Records. The two girls talked about how Heidi most certainly should have stopped and diffused the situation between Jen and Brody. Instead, Lauren was now faced with the ultimate betrayal. Audrina noted, “Jen and Lauren have been friends since they’ve been four or five.” Since they were four or five? Man, that’s pretty young for third grade.
Anyway, adding insult to injury, Audrina then reminded Chiara that Jen’s betrayal came right on the heels of Lauren giving her diamonds for her birthday. Granted, Jen might have been a little slower to stab her friend in the back had she believed the diamonds were actually diamonds, not glass, but that’s beside the point. Audrina ultimately came up with the best explanation of all: “I think that Spencer is brainwashing her a little bit.” A little bit? Look, I love Heidi. Or rather, loved Heidi, but it’s become very clear that she has adopted many of Spencer’s lesser qualities. Yes, yes, everyone is ultimately responsible for their own actions, but there’s something about this kid that’s just like a black hole for common decency. He appeals to everyone’s most base instincts, and girls like Heidi, who just wants to act like a spoiled princess, are totally susceptible to his influence. It’s just a bad, bad situation.
“Now that Jen is out of the fold, I’d like to formally submit myself to fill the vacant sidekick position. I come with excellent references.”
Well, Chiara agreed with Audrina emphatically, knowing that this sidekick vacuum might be her chance to gain entry into the Lauren Conrad clique. Of course, Chiara would have to duke it out with #1 on the standby list, Whitney. Speaking of whom, we returned to the Teen Vogue offices where the girls had since returned to their cubbyhole, their rigorous day of arranging vases having given way to some afternoon garment pressing. Suddenly, Lauren’s phone rang, and who could it be? None other than an apologetic Jen wishing for forgiveness. Lauren was no pushover though. She accused her friend of being complicit with Heidi in a cutthroat deed, and furthermore, the fact that the two girls kept pinning it on each other was rather despicable. She also scoffed at Jen for trying to make it seem like Lauren was creating the drama, and after ordering her to stop with the excuses, LC seethed, “Seriously, Jen. Don’t be at my apartment when I get home!” NIIICE! If this were a sitcom, the audience would have applauded rigorously. Nothing hurts more than when the sidekick loses visitation rights.
Whitney then decided to weigh in on the situation by saying, “Not that I think Spencer is, like, the issue…” However, Lauren interrupted her by saying, “Spencer is the issue.” To which Whitney replied, “Yeah…” Great point, Whit! You really stuck to your guns!
At long last, Wh-wh-wh-Whitney then made her first attempt at a power move: “It’s really time to evaluate the friendships you have.” Is that a U-Haul I see? Because Whitney’s MOVING ON IN!!!
Anyway, Jen then called Lauren back, but this time, she was given the old voicemail treatment. Consider this friendship OVER.
We then headed to the Hillside Villas, and I’m not gonna lie: I was beyond excited. This was gonna be the big confrontation that the previews had teased all week. Oh, and it was just as good as we could have hoped. Heidi entered the apartment to find Lauren (where else) on the couch. The two exchanged cold greetings and then got down to business. Heidi tried to play innocent, again taking a page from Spencer’s book and full-on lying about her culpability in the situation. “I had nothing to do with any of this,” she said, clearly forgetting the countless times she cheered Jen on to make out with Brody. I mean, the girl was half a drink away from taking the two kids and smushing their faces together.
In a move that was the true definition of friendship, Heidi then sold Jen up the river, saying, “Jen’s the one who was, like, making out with Brody!” The cat then wandered into frame for a few moments, clearly thinking that this was a “Hey, let’s gather ’round the cat!” moment. He was wrong. OUT OF THE WAY, FELINE!
Anyway, Lauren told Heidi that she wasn’t the same friend as she used to be. Heidi responded by saying that Lauren’s put up a wall, and that she feels like she has to choose between her best friend and her boyfriend. Lauren then said that she had already chosen, at which point she lost half a point for recycling her line from last week.
Well, with chins quivering all around, Lauren fretted that if things continued the way they continued, the two of them weren’t going to be friends (muted gasp from the audience). “Spencer has you freakin’ brainwashed. It’s so sick to see,” Lauren said, as I happily cheered her on from my apartment. Heidi denied this charge; although, if she had said that she was on Team Lauren, she wouldn’t have had a leg to stand on. Anyway, the fight boiled down to the same old things: Heidi was ignoring her friend, spending too much time with Spencer. She tried to defend herself, saying she just needed reminders, but Lauren shot back with a bitter “I don’t have to reind you to be my best friend!” Actually, you sort of do. Let’s not forget this is the girl who had to write “9AM start work. 6 PM, stop work” on her Outlook calendar.
To be fair, Heidi wasn’t totally without merit in this whole argument. She noted that she was upset because she couldn’t talk to Lauren about her boyfriend, which did suck, but I have a feeling that just because Lauren didn’t like Spencer didn’t mean she couldn’t help out with the advice. Eh, not even going to bother to get into that one. Ultimately, Lauren was pushed to the brink, forced to announce what we’ve all been saying for the past several weeks: “He’s a sucky person! He’s a sucky person!!!” THANK YOU!
Lauren further proclaimed, “I hate Spencer! I’M NEVER GOING TO LIKE SPENCER!” Honestly, it was like the most glorious, exciting televised moment since man first walked on the moon. (Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration).
Oh, but it got better. Lauren then asked, “Did Brody tell you that she kissed him?”
“Yes,” Heidi answered unwittingly.
“BITCH,” Lauren seethed, clearly having discovered that Jen had lied to her. Lauren Conrad in the throes of vituperation? EXCELLENT!
“STOP STARING AT MY WRATH!”
Heidi then reverted to her standard defense: “I didn’t do anything!” And of course this resulted in the wonderful line we’ve seen all week: “Exactly! You didn’t do anything!” LC replied, adeptly turning Heidi’s words against her.
Ultimately, the conversation ended with an ultimatum of sorts from Lauren: “You know that it’s not going to be okay until you and Spencer are broken up.” On the one hand, that’s a crummy position for one friend to put another in. Friends really shouldn’t have to choose. On the other, a) she was being realistic, and b) knowing the scum that is Spencer, I really didn’t mind that Lauren was essentially putting the pressure on Heidi to break up.
So what will happen with these girls? I guess we’ll have to wait until next week, which looks to have plenty of Whitney and Lisa Love follies.
What did you think about the situation? Was Lauren wrong to force Heidi to choose? Was Lauren wrong for getting so upset at Jen? Did she no longer have ownership of Brody? Or was Jen at fault? And was this really Jen’s fault or Heidi’s? Or Spencer’s? And why hasn’t Brody caught any shit yet? Discuss! Discuss!
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ahh b-side, thank you!
i have an early class in the morning but couldn’t go to bed without this first!
This episode was pure genius. The epic saga of master vs. sidekick continues.
Brody is the worst kind of guy “ charming and thus eternally inculpable. He’s never going to be held accountable for any of his actions. But I cannot WAIT for the day Spencer gets his due.
Anyone else think Jen’s gotten a nose job?
Well, now we finally know why Jen was not cut from scenes she’s been in previously where all she’s ever done was suck up to Lauren & Heidi- it was all to prepare us for her big power move in this episode. I think that was so shady of her to go after Brody, being Lauren’s best friend, and after reading the Details magazine and seeing the show thus far, we all know that Brody surely did not have any true interest in her, he just wanted to ensure his airtime. I mean, let’s face it, Jen is not cute at all, and has the personality of a doorknob (to quote Cami). I hope she feels like an ass after seeing this episode. I felt so sorry for Lauren at the end, that is such a sucky situation, where you feel like your friends have abandoned you, especially when you supposedly live with one, but essentially live by yourself while they are always with their boyfriend. And since when is Jen Lauren’s “best friend”??
K Conrad- PLEASE answer the question everyone wants to know- what happened to Lo?? Are she and Lauren not friends anymore?? What happened???
There is NO justice in the world!!! The one night that my Tivo decides to go haywire is the only show that I really look forward to all week. Good thing that MTV shows them again and again during the day.
Great recap B-side, it was worth staying up late to read.
P.S. Yes I am a dork and googled Jen Bunney- here are myspace sites… real or fake, I don’t know… Also she apparently made the deans list at USC
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38342124
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2496345&Mytoken=20050802152043
Don’t these retards realize that Lauren is the one with the TV show? If you are a fame whore you do not piss off the person keeping you on TV.
Foreal.. these brawds should be glad that people even know who they are BECAUSE OF LAUREN. I’m glad she manned up and confronted that stupid ass Heidi.
You know Jenn Bunney must be pretty hurt when even Brody couldn’t muster up the same amount of cheese as he did with Lauren. All she got was a, “Damn you’re beautiful.” Nothing more, nothing less. He didn’t even tell her how amazing she is!
Heidi’s only staying with Spencer for the free dental work.
OMG! Geisha House AND Les Deux? Where was a cameo from Mike Boogie?? Oh well.
The best part of the bathroom scheming at the ‘sha was the need for every comment to be in triplicate, i.e. “He loves you, he loves you, he loves you!” Oh snap oh snap oh snap!
P.S. mo_knows, I am inclined to believe that that second link is THE real Jenn Bunney!
If Lauren made up with Heidi after this whole thing, I wonder how she feels now, after watching the episode and seeing how much “nothing” Heidi did to push the Jen/Brody hookup? I don’t understand how Heidi could blatantly lie to Lauren knowing that it would be on national television and she would know the truth. All I know is I would be furious all over again after I saw my “best friend” pretty much force a hookup like that.
Kmills, not only do I agree with you about a nosejob, I have my suspicions that Jen actually may have been a man at one point in her life.
Yeah, I don’t get how Heidi and her douchetastic smarmbag of a manager-slash-boyfriend can be such liars and cheaters WHILE THEY’RE BEING FILMED. It shows just an utter lack of maturity and ability to comprehend consequences. It’s not like the truth will come out on film years from now, but only a matter of months. Oh well!
I was pretty impressed with Lauren this episode, particularly her ability to confront Heidi and frankness (if things continue like they are, we can’t be friends). As someone who has dated an emotionally abusive, manipulative person when I was younger, I understand why Heidi isn’t responding positively to Lauren. Eventually she’ll realize that Lauren is right & she’s being a good friend, but frankly, by then it might be too late. Spencer is using Heidi like he’s using The Manwhore & he shows the classic signs of an abuser – isolating her from her friends, mind games, emotional manipulation, etc. all while lying and cheating on her left and right. Ugg.
Also? That link to the love advice from The Manwhore? Gross.
Call me creepy…but if you type “Jen Bunney” into facebook, there is an “event” that pops up for her birthday party at Les Deux back on Dec. 2…looks like that’s when it all went down!
OMG — I’m still stunned. I feel like I’ve just stared into the soul of Heidi Montag and almost been sucked into the terrifying chasm of nothingness. Gone are the days when I thought Heidi was just a daffy, likeable idiot. Remember when we all thought she would someday see the light & get over Spencer? No, no, my friends, she IS Spencer. She’s a user. And the scene at Boogie’s club, The Seduction of Jenn Bunney? I felt all clammy like I was watching the making of Heidi Fleiss (aka Montag) made-for-TV movie. “You have to do what’s best for YOU, Jenn.” in the dull, ominous, mind-control tones. “just go with him.” And what did you get for YOUR soul, Jenn? 45 minutes of kissing Brody? You should have held out for $50 and a DVD player. (Heidi, it’s Charlie Sheen on Line 1).
Tantastic Jen must feel pretty stupid for throwing her friendship away with Lauren away after reading that Brody’s plan was to hook up with the whole cast!
b-side you ROCK!
Mathematics- I thought hte same thing, when Lauren said “If things continue this way, I don’t want to live with you” I thought Heidi was going to shit her pants… how would she promote her pop album and sex tape if she no longer was in Lauren’s good graces?
Jen’s myspace used to say that she was filming The Hills with her 2 best friends, heidi and lauren. Now it talks about how the media can spin things…hmmmmm must not be bff’s anymore.
“It’s my crew! It’s my crew!” Sounds like somebody got the greatest birthday gift of all: the chance to belong!”
Since I’m at work I don’t have time to delve into the greatest Hills/Laguna episode of all time until lunch, BUT, this line could not be ignored.
I looked at the facebook event for Jen’s birthday party…it definitely said that “the owners of les deux decided to throw me a little birthday party”. I hope Jen realizes that with no MTV cameras the owners of les deux will no longer be throwing her sorry butt any parties.
Last night’s TV was one of the best nights in a long time (Heroes, The Hills).
I thought it was awesome how Lauren stood up to Heidi and confronted her. It’s really too bad that Heidi can’t see Spencer for who he really is.
I was on Lauren’s website earlier (yes, I’m a dork) and she has pictures posted from her 21st birthday. Heidi was definitely there – they must have made up (somewhat). Has Lauren come around to Spencer?
long-time reader, first-time poster here. i would like to suggest the combo name for heidi and spencer be “Heini”. now, i know this is not the traditional combo name in the sense that it is not first part of one name paired w/the last part of the other. however, it does incorporate the letter of both names and i find that combination rather apropos. “Dumb Ass/Douchebag”, while most descriptive, is a bit of a creative stretch on the available letters.
This episode changed my mind- I’m Team Lauren all the way! I wasn’t really seeing Heidi as the bad guy till I saw her egging Jen on, and then ditching Lauren. Just cuz its someones Bday does not give them an excuse to shit on their friends.
Did anyone remember when Heidi was talking to Jen I believe about how Brody wanted to mack it with Jen and Jen didn’t believe her. Heidi was like yeah I heard it from the Horses mouth. She was referring to Spencer (but not in the way that we look at him). I thought it was the most accurate, hysterical description of that square head.
I was unaware Mrs Conrad posted here…..maybe she can set me up with her daughter….?
anyways, last night was the best night in television ever. Heroes was mind blowing as well.
If this season was designed to make me hate Heidi, its doing a very good job.
Maybe its just the way she’s portrayed on the show, but Whitney seems like a really genuine person and a good friend to LC. I hope in real life they are really friends… maybe KConrad for confirm or deny
Also, what is the link to Lauren’s website?
Ok – first thing I have to say is that Lauren is sooooo much better than this – & these people. I felt so bad for her last night, but I know eventually she’ll be the one who comes out on top. She has the beauty, the brains, & above all, she’s a good person. She’ll go much further in life than the “Brody Jenners” & “Heidi Montags” & “Spencer Pratts” of the world will ever go.
On to Jen – first of all she DEFINITELY had a nose job – her nose was completely different on Laguna Beach……….. Second of all – WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS??? – She’s NOT pretty – Lauren blows her away – is she that dumb to think that Brody Jenner actually wants to date her??? – How does she not realize he’s just trying to create drama on the show? – That girl is deluded!
Next – Heidi. First of all, that walk has to go! She’s no supermodel & I don’t know who she thinks she is with that walk of hers! – I used to really like her. Now I’m begining to think she and Spencer are cut from the same cloth. She’s so phony! How could she lie right to Lauren’s face? What did Lauren ever do to her? – And then the look on her face when Lauren said they may not be able to live together anymore – her whole face dropped. Could it be that she’s just in it to be on tv also? – Think about it… – Heidi is only where she is in life because of Lauren. Without Lauren she would not be in the position she’s in now. She needs to relax – I think she’s getting a little too big for her britches.
Finally – Audrina. She seems like the most down to earth decent frind that Lauren has on the show. She rebuffed Spencer’s advances, took the higher road when Heidi was mad at her, & never has anything malicious to say about anyone. She’s a cool girl & I think next season Lauren & Audrina should move in together & Heidi shouldn’t even be on the show.
I could go on about Spencer and Brody, but it’s just a waste – just like they are.
Could this episode have been any more painful to watch? Oh wait, yes it definitely could. I’m sure as another reader suggested; Lauren must have just had a wonderful time watching this diddy a few days ago. So depending on when Lauren actually saw the show, and what she actually believed the truth to be from this night of lies, her friendship with Heidi may be hanging in the balance as we speak. I don’t know if she could do this, but if the cameras did meander their way over Brody’s for a little after hours Conrad bashing, could Lauren go to MTV and demand to see the footage? Because despite what anyone believes or claims, I’m convinced our little friend Bunney gave up the keys to her¦ Ummm¦ bunny hole over at Brody’s palace of indiscretion. Kissed him my ass, what’s the difference between stabbing someone in the back 15 times as opposed to 16? Also, would it surprise me if Spencer was in the bedroom for some reason while this was happening, giving words of encouragement with the occasional slap on the ass? No, definitely not.
Also, is it just me, or does it seem like Spencer tries really hard to sound like Matthew McConaughey when he speaks?
I also thoroughly enjoyed the eavesdropping scene from behind the bathroom door with the Chinoiserie writing. Just think, if we only had this luxury 3 years ago we could have saved ourselves a lot of trouble and just immediately tossed Stephen into upper tier of the Socal douchebags pantheon with Spencer, Brody, Jason, and Tyler. Now that my friends is a murders row of douche.
The best part of this episode was definitely the sidekick uprising. As much as some people hate to admit it, up until this point Heidi’s been nothing more than a glorified sidekick. Granted she was the Nicole to Lauren’s Paris, but a sidekick no less. This episode was basically her coming out party. Unfortunately for her, she forgot to read the first rule of masterdom before venturing out on her own.
Rule #1 – Thou shall not betray thy former master within two moon cycles of emancipation. If said sidekick fails to adhere to this decree, they shall be sentenced to 5 tongue lashings at the former master’s discretion.
Well Heidi got her first lashing at the end of the episode, and I couldn’t have been more excited. As much as I loved “I hate him” and “He’s just a sucky person,” nothing could have prepared me for Lauren’s thoughts about Jenn hooking up with Brody.
“BITCH”
Woah baby, I love it when she talks dirty¦ Umm I mean¦ Ahh¦ Forget about it, I DO love it when she talks dirty. There, I said it. I expect a full compliment of F Bombs flying in Jen and Heidi’s direction next week.
Finally though, the one thing that seems to get lost in the shuffle of all of this is Lauren’s complete loss of control with her sidekicks. Do you really think that Kristen Cavallari would have lost control of Roz and Jessica while they were being taped for TV? I think not. Maybe after the fact, she would serve them their walking papers, but while being taped, they were good loyal servants. Do not forget, our hairy friend Jason tried to brainwash and lure Jessica away from Kristen’s grasp before Cavallari stomped that notion into the ground. Lauren should swallow her pride and contact Kristen for a little master on master training. At the very least she’ll give her a little insight into measures of punishment. If Kristen was in this position, she would make Roz work as a busboy at Don Antonio’s, and order her to yell out “It’s a fiiiieeesta everyday at Don Antonio’s” whenever a customer asked if they had seen her on TV. Cavallari had control over her stable of sidekicks, Lauren needs to pull the reigns in on hers a little.
chek spencers myspace.. He is with lauren smiling in pics recent.. BuLLSHIT!!!
I knew I hated Heidi…for weeks now I’ve been asking how ppl can like her. She is disgusting. She is the lowest kind of friend. Yes, I know a ton of editing is done by MTV, but no matter what they can’t edit her to look like she completely screwed her friend over – that was all Heidi. No wonder she loves that loser so much, they’re two peas in a pod. I say LC dumps that sow and moves on with her life. Once Heidi and Spence have to give up the MTV cameras, all will change. LOSERS – both of them.
Before I couldn’t really care less about Lauren, I mean I thought she was a complete idiot for staying with Jason, but she lived and learned. And as much of a loser/dolt Jason was, he never treated Heidi the way Spencer has treated/treats LC. They truly suck!!!!
The best part of all this is that my birthday is on December 4th, and I tried to have my party at Les Deux on the 2nd because it was a Saturday, but they wouldn’t allow me (mostly because I had a crowd of 60 people, not 5). The management then offered me the opportunity to throw the party at Geisha House, but because of logistics, I went elsewhere. To think, I could have intersected at least twice with this most amazing of episodes!
OMG – I’ve been in this exact same situation witha friend who had a horrible boyfriend. it definately came between us and it got to teh poitn where she would just sneak around behind our backs and do stuff with him because she knew we all hated him so much and it put sucha stress on our relationships. It was definately a dont ask don’t tell thing.
But the BEST PART? Him and I are now co-workers. Spence needs a job at Teen Vogue.
Lagunaconsultant – you present a very interesting point. What would Kristin do? I fear what she would do to Spencer if he crossed her…
Oh man that would have been classic. All of a sudden the camera pans over at Les Deux and you see B-Side dancing around in the background yelling “I’m too cute, I’m just too cute” with a tiara on his head. Now THAT would have been classic.
Speaking of Les Deux, did anyone else think the jerkoff in the trucker hat bared a striking resemblance to Dieter?
OMG. Best. Episode. Ever.
Lauren’s mom actually posts on here?! That’s crazy!
Spencer is the biggest douche EVER.
And I loved the the lines about Jen Jenner. Too funny, B-Side!
Jen was a little rude…I guess…but Lauren is a total and complete maniac. I thought there was going to be murder-suicide at the Hillside Villas just because Jen kissed Brody. She needs to dial the melodrama down a few thousand notches.
This may have been the best episode in the whole Laguna Beach/The Hills line of shows. I mentioned last week how Spencer was good for this show and this episode showed it. Yes he’s a douchebag sleezball but look what his brainwashing caused. Trust me I’d never be friends with him but in the concept of MTV drama he’s a genious.
Also I laughed the most for the Cedric mention and asking how you would feel if Hitler showed up to my wedding. I think this was one of your best recaps.
Aaaaah, great episode, but even better recap.
What is in the preview for next week? I need to know!
this all just goes to show why Lauren is on the cover of magazines and is all over fashion week yet Heidi and vile Spencer have to model in Stuff magazine and try to get pornos of themselves released on the internet for attention.
It all comes down to how much class you have.
jstar – r u male? there is an unwritten female law that you don’t hookup with someone your friend dated (or especially in this case) was currently “dating” however they may define it. i would have reacted exactly the same way as lauren did. jen was super rude…she knew what she was doing was wrong and that it would hurt lauren, but she went right ahead and did it.
also – the scene when heidi and jen were in the bathroom was soooo annoying how everything they said they repeated themselves 2 or 3 times.
So I just typed in Jen Bunney (still can’t get over the fact that Bunney is actually her last name) and apparently she is in some skanky calendar.
https://www.sparkmediala.com/girls.html
Friends, how many of us have them? Apparently Lauren has 2 less than she thought. Heidi Dumbass is a terrible friend for pushing Jenn to get with Brody. Then she lied to Lauren about the whole situation. Thats 2 stabs in Laurens back. Jenn is stupid for listening to Heidi and Spencer. She knew how Lauren would feel because she has known Lauren since 3rd grade. Why is she becoming so close to Heidi? None of these bitches would be on tv if it weren’t for Lauren. Brody and Jenn were probably a one night stand with backdoor action. How can you jeopardize a long friendship for that? Spencer and Brody are just using Lauren to get on tv. It is rumored they are trying to get their own MTV show. I hope we see Lo come on this show eventually. She is Lauren’s true best friend forever.
Great recap bside. This epp ranks right up there with the Laguna epp when Jessica kissed Jason in front of Lauren.
Happy belated birthday B-Side!
Yay! LagunaConsultant is back!!!!
Laguna, if you can obtain the diamond martini glass, as you did the blueberry tracksuit…. AND wear them TOGETHER… Ahhhhhh, it’s almost too much to comprehend!
I feel bad for Lauren, I’ve been there, and NOTHING hurts as much as losing your boyfriend to your best friend – it’s a double-betrayal. Heidi’s participation in this was so manipulative, and calculated – I really couldn’t believe how blatant it was. I’ve always defended Heidi, because I thought she was a good person and a good friend – but now I am formally withdrawing my support from Team Heidi!
As for Jen, I actually think that friendship is salvageable. Jen’s not a compelling or interesting character in her own right, I think she saw an opportunity to have what comes so easily to her friends, and got carried away. What she did was awful, and hurtful – but I think in some ways she was as victimized as Lauren. Spencer, Heidi and Brody flat-out used her, and I’m sure Jen knows that by now.
Even though Jen violated and betrayed years of friendship, I’ll bet she and Lauren will ultimately work it out. Brody Jenner is not worth losing a friendship over, and Jen must have felt terrible about her role in all of this when she realized how deeply she hurt Lauren.
I REALLY hope that this show backfires on Spencer and Brody. I’m sure they think any publicity is good publicity, not so… Just ask Michael Jackson and OJ Simpson. Brody is mainly just a cute guy with limited abilities and intelligence, trying to get his 15 minutes; Spencer is probably 15 minutes from becoming a full-on criminal – he is so base, and crass. He reminds me of a drug dealer, or a pimp – just a total low-life.
I like Wh-Wh-Whitney, she and Lauren seem like they have the most in common regarding educational goals, backgrounds, interests. And who couldn’t like a girl who lives in a Bavarian candy shop?
Just a side note on the Masters/Sidekick question regarding K-Cav. Even though I thought she was funny, and I thoroughly enjoyed her ability to drive LB boys fucking nuts; she DID makeout with Jessica’s new guy at Roz’s party – and she KNEW Jessica was desperately trying to get over Jason. K-Cav doesn’t seem to have retained any of her friendships, or loyalties from LB.
K Conrad can you tell us if Jen and Lauren patched it up? BTW – this episode must have been sheer torture for the Conrad family to watch! I wanted to climb through the TV and strangle Spencer and Heidi myself! When Lauren was crying, my heart broke a little for her. Team Heidi sucks!
I say we try to get Spencer and Tessa together for a show called “LA Losers: The Ugly Under-belly of Fame-Whores”.
OMG B-side, you genius! I loved your recap. So funny, so perfect, so right on!
That being said. I know now why I have always been on Team Lauren! She was so awesome this episode. Keep it up Lauren!
I can’t believe Heidi thought she could just lie about the Brody-Jenn thing and get away with it. WTF? I see why she stays with Spencer, because she is just like him. I would love to see her get the boot.
Jen was a pathetic friend. At least she felt a slight bit of remorse.
Lauren deserves better friends.
Heidi doesn’t seem to have much self esteem, and I think that she just used this whole spinoff reality show thing to get on television.
I think she and the Turd Twins (Spencer and Brody) are angling for yet another spinoff show based on their sad little lives as LA club trash.
BTW someone needs to tell Heidi that the affected runway “walk” (read: awkward lurching) doesn’t do much to hide her knock knees and lack of natural grace. She’s just ridiculous.
Ahh yes I’m back. It’s also good to see the group shrink is still up and running haha
I’ll sit on the couch for a moment¦
I’m 100% with you that Jen was not nearly as heinous as Heidi in all of this. As horrible as it must have been for Lauren to watch that crap, she must have taken some solace in the fact that Jen tried to talk herself out of the whole mess because Lauren was such a good friend. Granted what she did was wrong, but as B-Side so elegantly stated with the greatest gift of all comment, Jen just seemed thrilled that she was being accepted on a different level than usual. I don’t think what she did was an intentional act to hurt Lauren, I just think she lost her head when thoughts of being Mrs. Jenn Jenner starting dancing through her head.
As far as acquiring the diamond martini glass necklace goes, I’m not so sure that’s going to happen. First of all, its diamonds, and second of all, even if Jenn was reading along with the comments and enjoyed the site, I highly doubt she would be very happy with the way she is being dragged through mud now. She doesn’t seem like the type that would take public criticism well, and if the myspace above is any indication, she’s not very happy with the way she’s being portrayed by MTV. It seems as if the only way this could happen was if it was a black bag job. I’d need a ski mask, a lock pick, the address from Kathy Conrad and balls of 100 men. Unfortunately, I’m 0-4 so I think we’re out of luck haha
As far as Kristen goes, I was in no way, shape or form saying that she was a good person or that anything that happened on this episode was above her. I was just merely stating that although she may have hooked up with Jessica’s crush, do you actually think that Jessica or Roz would have EVER contemplated hooking up with Stephen, Sam or Talan if they knew Kristen had been hooking up with them recently? The answer to that is a resounding no, and that’s all I was saying. Believe me, as you well know I’ve been firmly entrenched in camp Conrad since day 1, and if anything, this episode only strengthened my resolve.
“The cat then wandered into frame for a few moments, clearly thinking that this was a “Hey, let’s gather ’round the cat!” moment. He was wrong. OUT OF THE WAY, FELINE!”
made me spit my wine out…
Im currently in a relatiohship with a guy whose a little bit of Jason and a lot of Spencer. Once you get into these type of manipulative/co-dependent relationships it’s easy to get lost and difficult to find a way out. At first I thought that maybe Lauren was being a little harsh on Heidi. Like BSide said, you can dislike someones boyfriend, but still be there for the advice. After last night’s episode though…it seems as if Heidi is just manipulative too.
…and I completely agree with LagunaConsultant in regaurds to Jen. Her need to fit in mixed with the amount of alcohol on her 21st bday put her in this position. Although making all those excuses on the phone to Lauren was pretty lame, but I LOVED how lauren called her out.
Ugh, I really don’t have anything to say that already hasn’t been said but I just looked at Heidi’s myspace and it’s official that she’s become a Spencer clone.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=75548267&blogID=230799676&MyToken=f7e5c008-c0b0-4a58-9e4d-328c1b75169c
She now has Team Heidi shirts for sale.
Also, I saw the girls on the Hills on Tyra a couple of weeks ago and I think the friendship between Lauren and Heidi is pretty much just an act now. Lauren seemed pretty icy towards Heidi even though they were sitting right next to each other.
Did anyone else notice that at the club, when Heidi was saying how beautiful Jen was in the photo w/ Brody…she rolled her eyes almost directly at the camera. More proof that she could care less about Jen and was just acting as Spencer’s mouthpiece.
Speaking of Spencer’s mouth…cannot believe his father is a dentist, his teeth look like little pointy chicklets. Anyone else notice how much he looks like Chucky??
Also, is it just me, or does it seem like Spencer tries really hard to sound like Matthew McConaughey when he speaks?
I had the same reaction after the first time I saw him- I wrote it in one of the comments sections a while back. Glad it wasn’t just me.
Also, props to Lauren for staying well adjusted in such a crazy environment.
I agree that this was probably the best hills/laguna episode since Jessica kissed Jason in front of Lauren. That recap earned over 750 comments. Somehow, I’m not sure that this will be able to compete…
OR WILL IT?
OH MY GOSH! WHAT AN EPISODE!! What drama..what heart pounding reality! Now, let me be perfectly clear..Is Heidi a two-faced, fair-weather friend or what? Lauren is too good to be her friend! She lied to her face. She and Jen were plotting for the Brody hook-up. Lauren! Dump those friends..you are too good for them! And Brody? Well whatever he’s just lame. BUT…my main gripe today? WHAT IN THE HELL DOES ANYONE SEE IN SPENCER?
MTV GET HIM OFF MY TV!!! GOD HE MAKES MY ASSHOLE PUCKER! THAT NASTY VOICE AND THOSE TEETH HE LOOKS LIKE CHESTER CHEETO! Ok enough ranting…it was a good episode. I loved the way Lauren stuck up for herself! Her so called friends leave alot to be desired thats for sure! Lauren isn’t dating Brody now is she? Seems to me I heard she was. He’s a charmer alright, a charming snake in the grass and look who his best friend is..CHESTER CHEETO!
I remember someone mentioning that Audrina got a higher billing in the beginning credits than Heidi. Here’s why.
My take on this…you grow apart as friends anytime someone starts a new relationship. It’s worse when a friend dislikes your boyfriend too. Lauren should not make Heidi choose between her and Spencer.
However, Heidi has not acted as a good mediator between Lauren and Spencer. She’s told Spencer that Lauren clearly dislikes him and caused tension that may not otherwise be there if Heidi hadn’t have opened her big mouth. Spencer allowed additional confrontation between him and Lauren, when they both should have let it lie.
They are not the only group of folks with that dislike one another with a mutual friend inbetween. I suppose the only difference here is that Spencer is devoid of any redeeming qualities. He is not concerned about Heidi and Lauren’s friendship in the least.
Another unfortunate thing here is Spencer, as bad as he is ethically, is no dummy. He plays Brody like an instrument and he’s playing Heidi too. I feel comfortable in the fact that this guy will never make it beyond the “d” list, but he’s a master at locating and associating with semi-famous people that are stupid enough to eat up his “game”. I don’t believe anyone with real power or influence in Hollyweird would EVER give this kid the time of day.
Happy birthday, B-Side, and now that my head has stopped spinning in a Heidi-induced rage (am I, perhaps, taking this all a wee bit too seriously?), I realized that I forgot to express my sincere appreciation for another awesome recap.
Also, just wanted to add that I agree with all those above who think Jenn is less culpable than Heidi (maybe Jenn is Mussolini to Heidi’s Hitler? — as it is really kind of hard to weigh between Hitler & Pol Pot). I think the Jenn reconciliation may not be coming though, as wasn’t the rumor that she had been the partial cause for the LC/Lo rift, which has now been mended?
And speaking of K-Cav, how on earth did she date this, this dolt for over a year? And call it her first “real” relationship? (Only to be thrown over for some feed-the-Richie scheme.) Sigh.
First of all, welcome to all you that are new to Team Lauren.
What is this? Sidekicks trying to rebel!!! Blasphemous!
I was just about to post something about the Team Heidi Shirts. They have been for a couple of weeks now, I thought they were about the Audrina/Heidi thing, but nowwwww … OMG! NOW I KNOW TEAM HEIDI IS A SUCKY TEAM TOO!!!!
I think I have found the problem, aparently the “birthday tiara wearing ways” of Lauren’s friends opens the gate of SUCKINESS in them … unleashing it to the masses a few hours later after the act is done.
I also agree with Laguna Consultant, I think more happen that night.
Brody Bunney-Jenner wanted MACKING ASAP after all.
I feel bad for Lauren. She must have felt pretty bad after seeing this. Heidi, YOU ARE SUCKY PERSON! And something tells me, SPENCER PRATT PRODUCTIONS got you in it … and sadly you agreed.
OUT OF THE WAY, FELINE!
When Spencer said, “that’s going on myspace!” it solidified him as the cheesiest person in the history of mankind. I’m totally embarrassed that I even HAVE a myspace.
Spencer’s also one of the more unattractive people I’ve ever seen. It says a lot about Heidi that she’s so obsessed with him, and none of it’s good.
Also, re the length of Jen and Lauren’s friendship, I thought it was hilarious when Lauren said that they’d been friends for a “decade.” So, either Jen was 11 in 3rd grade, or Lauren thinks a decade is 13 years.
Spencer DEFINTELY reminds me of Chucky. I almost wrote that as well, but everyone calls John Gruden Chucky, so I didn’t want to steal his nickname
So I wound up going ahead with my other impression of Spencer and wound up commiting Hills board plagiarism. Maybe I should have gone back and checked the comments for the previous episodes when I came back. None the less, this was inexcusable. I sentence myself to 3 random verbal assaults by Lauren time TBD. I promise I’ll pretend I’m not enjoying it haha
Best recap EVER B-side
Pure genius.
I felt so bad for Lauren this week.
By the way, I will admit that I own a “Team Pam” t-shirt (a reference to The Office) that I wear to sleep in, but who would be caught dead in a “Team Heidi” shirt?
Also, in checking out Heidi’s myspace, I noticed that she spelled “a lot” “allot.” Or how about her favorite music: “ya boy, Britney Spears, and myself.” Are we sure this myspace is real?
So, Spencer’s father is a celebrity dentist.
What exactly IS a celebrity dentist?
oh wait – Spencer’s father is Hermie from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
I can’t believe that Jen has forgotten so soon how rude Spencer and Brody were to her that time when they made her leave her seat on the couch so Brody could sit next to Lauren. She even said “Don’t mind me – I like to stand.” or something along those lines. Like Brody is now going to realize how much he likes her over Lauren? Puhlease!! She is delusional. I blame her more because she has been friends with LC for longer and should have had her back, whereas Heidi-ho is brainwashed and hasn’t been a friend as long.
Did anyone else think Jenn’s birthday night was the same as the Spencer/Lauren fight from last week? You can tell b/c Lauren and Heidi are wearing the same patterned trenches. Lots of drama for 1 night.
Also, does Lauren’s toast to “a decade of friendship” mean she and Jenn were 11-year-old third graders?
And to the comment on why Heidi is last in the opening credits this season — she was in the 1st season, too. (Confirmable via DVD boxed set of S1) Typically, TV stars want to be either first or last in their show’s credits, so makes sense that Lauren and Heidi would bookend the others.
No need to apologize, LagunaConsultant. It’s not like we’ve been friends for a decade or anything
I’m just glad someone else saw the Matthew McConaughey angle.
Is anyone else at the point where they have a physical reaction to seeing Spencer on screen? He makes me gag.
“He’s kind of like the Brigadoon of reality stars.”
….still laughing…..
There’s a good chance it isn’t, but as I’m sure you are aware, Heidi is now a recording artist…
The only redeeming part about this is that she will be coming to a mall near you! Luckily fledgling artists are forced to sit in large shopping malls and sign autographs in an effort to sell their underperforming CDs. God help Heidi Montag if she comes within a 20 mile radius of Boston. I’m not sure exactly what I would do yet, but I can guarantee these 3 things would happen.
1) I would take the day off from work to make sure I was there
2) I would ask her to sign my cd <3 Benedict Arnold, and then have a great laugh at her expense when she asks me who Benedict Arnold is.
3) I will do something that will embarrass the hell out of her. I’m just not quite sure what yet.
“I think the Jenn reconciliation may not be coming though, as wasn’t the rumor that she had been the partial cause for the LC/Lo rift, which has now been mended?”
Lime 23:
What do you know about Lo??? – We’re all wondering where she’s been – How do you know there was in fact a rift & how do you know it’s been mended?
P.S. I LOVE Lo!
Agreed, I was just pointing out (poorly) that even Masters can’t pull that kind of skankery off!
Group shrink? Surely, you’re not implying I might be too analytical! LOL!
Hmm I don’t know why number 2 got cut off. Kinda weird. Actually I do know why it got cut off, this happened to me last year to. I tried to make a heart symbol with a greater than sign and a number 3. Fatal combination for posts I guess… Lets try this again.
1) I would take the day off from work to make sure I was there
2) I would ask her to sign my cd love Benedict Arnold, and then have a great laugh at her expense when she asks me who Benedict Arnold is.
3) I will do something that will embarrass the hell out of her. I’m just not quite sure what yet.
It’s pretty awful what Kristin did to Jessica in that one episode, but as we all know, Masters are Masters for a reason. They can always pull rank and steal their sidekicks’ love interests. Not saying it’s morally acceptable, but notice the lack of repercussions? After all, what’s the sidekick to do? LEAVE? And then go to where? It’s not often that other Masters have openings. Their best bet is to get in line and become a 2nd or 3rd sidekick, which means you may have to wait months or years before you become official sidekick. Masters really do have all the power!
“You never know when Brody will show up. He’s kind of like the Brigadoon of reality stars.”
Pure genius, B-Side. Usually this show is just a step above watching paint dry (vapid, vapid paint), but this episode kicked ass.
Georgy Girl, I thought the exactly same thing about “the horse’s mouth.” BWAH! The thought of Heidi making out with that thing every night just…. Heidi should be selling “Team Douchebag” tshirts.
I’m on Team Sidekick.
B-Side, TVgasm should sell Master and Sidekick T-Shirts – It would be like a new millenium take-off on the “I’m With Stupid” T-shirts from the 70′s!
I actually started pondering t-shirts last night. I have a whole bunch of ideas…
I’m new to the blog, and I have a question for you guys: How is it you trust that it’s actually Kathy Conrad who posts here? Couldn’t it just be a convincing internet troll?
Next, have we seen that Spencer has started INNOVATOR management? I wonder if he even bothers to register these business names.
And lastly..
What Kristen did was highschool BS, it goes with being that age and being followed around by MTV. What’s going on now on this show is a breakdown of Lauren’s friendships. Could you imagine watching this months later, regardless of whatever resolution they came to?
btw — I forgot to mention that the subject of my friend’s email was “OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!”
monkeymajik — we know it’s actually Kathy Conrad because I’ve actually met her in person. It’s her!
Longtime reader, first time commenter. Just had to say B-Side, great recap as usual… The references to a possible Bunney-Jenner wedding–priceless:
“It’s a festival of double-n’s! Oh, and if they hyphenate their names, it just gets out of control. Jen Bunney-Jenner. Or even better, Brody Bunney-Jenner. I defy you not to laugh. I DEFY!”
You defied me not to laugh, and I lost…miserably.
Definitely the best episode of the season and the best recap. Carry on!
T-Shirts would be an awesome idea. You could make them like the Yankee sucks t-shirts that you see around Boston so often.
I’d get Mr. Conrad on the team if I were you, he is an promotional mastermind.
Diana811: I love Lo, too!
I’m afraid this is all a bit sketchy & probably unreliabile (maybe K Conrad can clear this up?), but I think the story was that LC & Lo were on the outs for a while, and it turns out that this was because someone was spreading dissension between them by saying that the other was saying X about them or whatever (which, I guess, wasn’t true), and that LC & Lo finally figured this out, and that that person was or is Jen (or Jenn). This is probably all fiction.
However, LC & Lo have recently been out & about together, there’s at least one photo of them at an event with Stephen in the last month or so, and I guess Lo was also at LC’s birthday party in January (and Jen wasn’t).
B-Side, you are so funny. I have a crush on you.
This episode was SUCH good television. I couldn’t believe it. It ranks right up there with last week’s episode of Real World, except this one wasn’t nearly as funny. This was just sad.
Kudos to Lauren for standing up for herself and saying EVERYTHING that she should have. Amazing to see someone say all those things you usually wish you’d said in hindsight DURING the argument. She said everything we were thinking in our heads while watching this.
And why is no one blaming Brody? If he was so “into” Lauren, he would have never done any of this. He was false and I knew it from the beginning. What BS.
KConrad- You have raised such a remarkable and inspiring daughter! You must be a great mom and I only hope to be as good of a mom as you are to raise such a girl with SUCH a good head on her shoulders.
Heidi/Spencer/Brody . . .just gross. Jen is pathetic.
Thanks, Lime 23!
If Lo was at Lauren’s birthday party & Jen wasn’t, I’m sure your info is on the right track.
Now all we need is for Lo to make a cameo on the Hills – that would be awesome!
For the past two seasons I have liked Heidi. She’s kinda air-headed I’ll admit, and her obnoxious phrases such as “oh snap!” and “i’m sooo cute” have made me want to stab my eyeballs, I still always though that she was a good friend to Lauren, and seemed to be a pretty genuine person (in comparison to most reality tv stars). But this episode completely changed my opinion. Heidi has gone from “master” to “spencer sidekick” somehow she has joined the ranks of Brody Jenner and become a Spencer zombie, and for everyone’s sake. I hope that she snaps out of it soon…but we all know that she won’t.
Where is Lo (LB Season 1)when you need her!
Everyone keeps wondering why Brody isn’t getting blamed for all of this, the reason is pretty simple actually. It’s by no means because he doesn’t suck, because he does, royally in fact. Also, it’s by no means because he isn’t the biggest male flake in Hollywood, because he is.
It’s half to do with the fact that we knew he was a phony from the start, and half to do with the fact that Jen owes Lauren more than he does. Since this is mostly girls posting I’ll use this example. You know how if you cheat on your boyfriend, their first reaction is to kick the guys ass you cheated with? Stupid, right? Because obviously the person he should be mad at is you, because guy X doesn’t owe him anything, but you do. It was basically the same thing in this case, just with a little role reversal. Dickhead and Lauren were just messing around and weren’t an item, so he doesn’t really owe her much more than maybe a small explanation because they weren’t exclusive, but Jen has been Lauren’s friend for years, and therefore should be more respectful of Lauren’s feelings than dickhead.
Poor Lauren, after dating Brody she’s never going to be able to accept a compliment the same way. She’s going to think everyone’s trying to play her
Do y’all think the producers decide to throw those IDs up on screen on a whim? Halfway through last night’s episode, 2/3 of the way through the show’s 2nd season, they I.D. Lauren as “Lauren”
Do they really think there are viewers who were like, oh, so THAT’s this Lauren everybody’s always talking about?
And Brody could not have been thrilled to have been suddenly shorthanded “Spencer’s Friend.” If they’re going to go that much of a dumbed-down, captain obvious route, why don’t they I.D. Heidi as “Spencer’s Pawn”?
The fact that Spencer is an agent type for the artist ya boy is making me sick. he’s a bay area artist who ive hung out with on several occasions. how could he stoop so low? he’s probably getting great publicity from it I guess.
B-Side, correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t you guesstimate there are only 3 episodes left this season? If this season follows the S1 pattern of 10 eps?
Given Whitney’s over-it-ness re: interning from the previews I wonder if they’re setting Lauren up for either an:
a.) ominous cliffhanger ending, wherein Whitney retires from interning only to be replaced in the final moments of the season with … EMILY! (similar to how 8th & Ocean left off with that rival model moving in to the apartment, only to never be seen or heard from again — the show and the model)
or
b.) a triumphant ending, wherein Whitney retires from interning allowing Lauren the Paris redo Lisa Love hinted she’d be offered. Then Whitney could become always known as “the girl who didn’t go to Paris…again”, while Lauren could become “the girl who didn’t go to Paris except for that time that she finally did.”
Oh God. This episode was truly masterful! Oh B-Side. You have no idea how happy this recap has made me. Oh God. I really need help, because TV should not have this much control over my life, my general disposition, or my Monday night. I ask y’all to just pray for me, ask God to loosen the hold that this show has on me. Its really bad. There are only two shows that do this to me, the other being The Wire. I shutter to think what would happen to my life if both these shows were in new eps at the same time. Please help me. Its bad.
Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe this whole episode was STAGED?
ABC Girl- i was kinda thinking that too while watching this episode…somethings just seemed odd at times..i don’t know how to explain it
That’s the eternal Hills question, ABC Girl, but if so, you have to hand it to Lauren for being able to believably “stage” being on the verge of, but mostly holding back, her tears. That seems harder to fake than actual crying or the totally phony whimpering that Heidi does. Maybe the conversations are coached and re-created but the emotions are real?
Your strongest work yet, B-Side. My friend. You represent the anti-Spencer.
Five points:
(1) As others have said, Lauren was fantastic here. I thought that she handled herself well in last week’s argument in the club with Spencer, but she was truly impressive during the Heidi-on-the-couch blowout.
(2) If MTV should ever decide to put my life on camera, please remind me not to (a) lie (Heidi), (b) act like I can just barely restrain myself from hitting on every girl within view (Spencer).
(3) If I had a dollar for every time Spencer’s mouth was entirely closed – and by “closed,” I mean the entire top lip actually touching the entire bottom lip – I’d have… would I have anything? I believe that I’ll cancel my dentist appointment with your dad, Spence.
(4) As much as I hate Spencer, and am starting down the slippery path of dislike with Heidi and Brody, they are absolutely necessary to the show. You need someone to cheer for and someone to boo, or you’re going
to get bored. For example, when Heidi catwalked into Geisha, our couch erupted into happy catcalls. Ah, Spencer, I’m afraid that we need ye. Ye douche.
(5) I’m probably wrong, as I wasn’t attending to the car, but in an early scene it appeared that Spencer and Brody were rolling in what looked to be a Mercedes-Benz G-Class. I think that those start in the low $80,000s. Not bad for two guys who don’t appear to have jobs. As I mentioned in a post last week, the Details article on those guys refers to some 24 year old who they call the “Godfather” (I’m not making this up, it’s in the article) who is bankrolling this lifestyle. Wonder if Heidi has met him yet.
LagunaConsultant – I thought that jerkoff in the trucker hat at Les Deux looked like one of the douches from twentyfourseven.
I love how MTV finds a way to highlight Heidi’s sashay every week.
If that’s true about Lauren, Lo and Jenn ((and it sounds like it could be) per Lime23), then I am on Team “Jenn Sucks!”
Awesome on the T-Shirts B-Side:
Here are some I thought of, hope I’m not being obnoxious!:
Master
Sidekick
Where’s Bella?
8 Bahl
The Girl Who Didn’t Go to Paris
Chinoiserie (sp?)
Spencer Sucks
Jenn Does Anal for Attention
It’s the Teen Vogue Way of Doing Things
If You Lick My Neck, I Swear I’ll Cum
Others:
I’m In HELLLLL!!!
Trashy Bitch
I Hope You know You’re A Bitch
My Penis Has A Brain, My Penis Has A Heart. I Follow My Penis’ Heart.
E. Colie
He Told Me He Doesn’t Like You. Really, He Really Doesn’t Like You.
They Make A Great Couple. Because They’re Both Retarded.
ABC GIRL: I seriously thought the same thing about it being staged, but when Lauren was crying you could totally tell she was really upset. However, if it was acting then Laruen needs to do movies bc it was very convincing.
I’ll take a “Where’s Bella” in a medium.
HYSTERICAL!
I’m so proud of Lauren for standing up to herself, something she never seemed to be able to do with Jason. I’m glad she took something from that relationship.
Spencer…there are no words anymore. I look forward to the day the “Godfather” dumps his sorry ass (who I’d love to see by the way, he’s most definitely a pale, wimpy, easy manipulated guy who never had a “real” friend til he met Spencer), he’s no longer allowed entrance into Area et. al, and ends up on A&E Intervention
The “Godfather” sounds like a sugar daddy/pimp if I’ve ever heard one. I’m sure Spencer would love to be a manwhore, actually. As long as the girls complied to lick his neck. Ewwww.
The Hills doesn’t have a rule like RW that if you punch somebody, you have to leave. Lauren should have just punched Heidi in the face. Granted, it would have made her less respectable and mature, but it would have been AWESOME.
I’m just sure of my position now that Heidi is just a phony fame-seeker, who has been brainwashed by Spencer and it’s too bad. I do think that if not for him, Heidi may not have even encouraged Jen to hook up with Brody in the first place. Let’s not forget the mind games he plays on Heidi.
WAIT – I JUST HAD THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA EVER.
Spencer PRESSURED Heidi to pressure Jen so that it would sabotage Heidi and Lauren’s friendship. So Speidi could be together endlessly.
Yeah, I think that’s it!
sorry..that should’ve been standing up FOR herself
100 +
WOOO HOOO!!
I know it might be too early to say this, but I’m thinking this post might go over 300!
Heidi is a Spencer with a cooter.
(just wanted to add to the post count)
hb
You know what I just realized, Jen has been getting off way to easy.
Because she is without a doubt the worst dancer I have ever seen in my life, and nobody has even mentioned this because her other actions were so appalling. I just saw the episode again and she looks like an octopus trying to stand on dry land. Horrendous.
Also I just wanted to mention how funny it is that everyone keeps mentioning this “girl code”
Just to let everyone know, thats a pretty universal concept. If a guy hooks up with his buddies ex or current girl, shit usually hits the fan pretty quick.
T Shirt Ideas
1. Classy (Lauren) and Trasy (Jenn)
2. Master (Lauren) and Sidekick (Jenn)
3. Broho (Brody).
4. Friends or Foe
Please do not make any shirts about Spencer, that will be more publicity for him.
Sorry, I meant
Classy (Lauren) and Trashy (Jenn).
Teamhills #63
I noticed the same thing about Lauren/Heidi/Jen wearing the same jackets on the night that Lauren and Spencer got into the “fight”. Spencer is wearing the same hooded sweatshirt and in one shot Jen is even wearing the “birthday tiara” (I watched both episodes back to back). I love how MTV thinks we are too dumb to notice (or doesn’t care)
I agree that Heidi was always a bit air-headed before but she has moved into new territory here and is now completely unlikable (much like Spencer). And I do admire Lauren for finally standing up to her. Why Brody would choose Jenn over her — or anyone else — is beyond me except that she’s probably a total tramp.
Word to the wise, skip the after show.
This is the first time I’ve watched one, but after seeing it, I’m now convinced that my third level of hell would definitely include Suzie and those 4 girls discussing my life. It was borderline unbearable.
Here are the few things I took from it after my ears stopped bleeding:
1) Whitney danced around most of the subjects, but it was obvious that she didn’t have a problem with Spencer for some reason. Either that, or she didn’t want to be on his bad side. She refused to say anything negative about him, stating that she knew him on a more personal level because they went to high school together. She almost absolved him of all blame for the Jen/Brody incident, choosing rather to blame Heidi and Jen completely. Maybe she’s trying to slide into the #1 sidekick slot after all.
2) Lucifer then asked Whitney if she thought Heidi and Lauren’s friendship would ever be the same if Spencer is in the picture. Even though she danced around it a little, you definitely got the impression that she wanted to say no. She also mentioned that it is probably because Heidi is not there anymore (Not sure if she was implying she moved out, or she was just at Spencer’s all the time) and that Audrina and Lauren have become real close because they live in the same apartment, not apartment complex, apartment. I don’t know what she meant by it, but it’s definitely a possibility that Heidi’s out and Audrina and Lauren live together.
The plot thickens:
http://www.usmagazine.com/us_night_oscar_after_party_with_the_the_hills
So this episode was pretty intense. I think Spencer is definitly manipulative and conniving, well so is Brody but Spence is just a douche! i like really wanna know what happens with Lauren and Heidi. I kinda wanna take Lauren’s side but then again I feel bad for Heidi cuz she’s getting put in a weird position. Also, does anyone know where I can find the song at the very end of the episode?? I really wanna download it but I don’t know what the name is
I was a little let down after the headline on the website, but overall it just confirmed what I knew already: Lauren rules
The thing that bummed me out was the “Win a date with eligible bachelor Brody Jenner” contest at the bottom of the page. Man, I can’t say I hate him and Pratt because I don’t know them personally, but this is pretty damn close.
BayArea: I know! I thought Ya Boy moved down to LA to better his career… but instead he’s hanging out with douche’s like Spencer and Brody. And Heidi and Jenn. WHAT THE..
To whomever has been saying that Jenn had a nose job – funny, last night I was saying that she NEEDED one. Hahaha.. oh man.
Re: the US magazine article – of course Lauren is “none too pleased” with Spencer and Brody’s Details interview! I felt dirty after reading the article, and I don’t even know the guys!
Also, I think someone earlier asked what Lauren’s website is, and I didn’t see an answer to it. It’s http://www.laurenconrad.com (sorry if it’s not clickable, not sure how to do that).
Insane! Epic episode. I really couldn’t care less about whether the show is staged or the crazy editing – it is trashy, guilty pleasure television at its finest! Team Lauren all the way. I can’t believe people like Spencer are allowed to roam free in the streets. Gross. Heidi must dumber than she looks – and that is saying something.
IJustWatch – lets hope ya boy is team lauren. he doesnt drink so at least he’s not being seen with the douche’s at clubs too often
Everyone pretty much nailed what I would say about the episode. Much like Brody to Jen Bunny Style. Heroes and the Hills makes for a great Monday. I had to post to help Bside get his prediction of over 300 posts. Keep hope alive!!!
LagunaConsultant, I completely agree with you concerning Jen’s dancing ability. That was probably the worst attempt at a lapdance I have ever seen. Any college girl that has been to a frat party can do better than that.
What does “mack” etc. mean? Sorry, I lived in Scotland until 6 mos. ago. What does this term mean?
What does “mack” mean? Sorry to sound dense, but I just moved here from Scotland last June. Never heard the term. Can someone translate for me?
It basically means “to hit on.” People don’t really say it anymore, as it is passe slang. Has mostly cheesy connotations. I think Spencer et al are trying to resurrect it.
Antebellum #99 — I think LC may wanna punch Heidi now, after she saw this episode. If it were me, any doubts would’ve clear by now.
Lauren is such a great communicator when she is pissed off?!?! I like that, maybe because I’m exactly the opposite … ha!
LagunaConsultant — I also watched the After Show (don’t know why but still do) and Whitney always tip toes around questions. They shouldn’t waste a call on her! She doen’t give any YUMMY INFO!
LC is the best one in the After Shows.
Thanks for the translation. That once piece of US slang that I won’t be using to impress my new friends then!
Thanks for the translation. That ‘s a piece of US slang that I won’t be using to impress my new friends then!
Thanks for the translation. That ‘s a piece of US slang that I won’t be using to impress my new friends then!
B-Side, I have been reading your Laguna Beach and Hills recaps religiously. You ROCK! I had to comment on this one – best Hills recap ever! I am def on Team Lauren. Heidi bugs the hell out of me. It seems that since hookin up with Spence she’s decided she’s hot shit. Someone needs to remind her she’d still be a nobody if it wasn’t for Lauren.
Sorry………my computer is acting up a bit.
No more from me tonight
B-Side: Happy B-day!!! I’ve made you a butter-batter bundt cake dipped in Crisco for your birthday cake. Love, Paula Deen……
On to the Hills: Heidi is seriously the Tucks medicated cream pad that wipes Spency’s ass. How could she encourage Jen like that, and how about the Spence egging on Brody to (literally) tap that Jen ass.
Lauren: you can do soooo much better.
Me: I’m missing American Idol, must get back downstairs.
B-Side – OMGOMGOMG….after watching last nights episode, I needed to read your recap. Thank you for the laughs! Some of the comments were pretty funny too. I love the t-shirt ideas. I’m still laughing at the Cedric comment. ahhhh…you are so funny!!
Lauren told me all about what went down that night, but watching it happen was so much worse. I cried with her at the end because I knew how upset and hurt she was with those girls. There was actually more that happened that night, but MTV didn’t show it all. Lauren was not acting. She can’t act. The show is not staged or scripted, however there is some editing. This stuff really happens in her life. As for the coats…..she only has a few coats she wears out and they go out about 4 nights a week to film, so it’s not necessarily filmed on the same night just because of the coat.
Lauren and Lo are friends again and have been spending more time together since Lo moved to LA to go to school and they figured out what Jen did. (yes….the rumor is true) Lo has filmed with Lauren lately, but I’m not sure if MTV will use the footage. Lauren also has several other friends from Laguna who are going to college in LA. She gets to hang out with them when she is not filming. They don’t want to be on her show, but they like her anyway. (go figure)
I have to say that I am very proud of my daughter and the way she is handles herself most of the time. I don’t know if I would be able to deal with the things and people she deals with, at age 21, and have it all filmed. Of course she’s young and will make mistakes (Jason, Paris), but that’s part of growing up. She’s learning the hard way like we all have to. Go Lauren!
K Conrad thanks for the info! Keep it coming.
Yes, Lauren gave up Paris for Jason.
And now she is fighting like hell to make sure Heidi realizes what she is giving up to hang out with Spencer. Lauren can go to Paris again. Heidi will never be able to replace a friend like Lauren.
So, this is the photo that people are saying of a Lo/LC sighting: PHOTO LINK
This other one, you can see Stephen: PHOTO LINK
Pictures apparently from February 20th, 2007.
heh, looks like mom is on team daughter! although, i would be worried if she wasnt.
Good to know that Lo is back in LC’s life. A lot of us liked Lo much better than Heidi and jen.
‘Anyone else notice how much he looks like Chucky??’
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‘Spencer’s father is Hermie from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’
=I finally realized what Spencer looks like…
The Bumble from RRNR…
http://www.crystallyn.com/bumble.jpg
Thanks for the low-down, Mrs. Conrad. You *should* be proud of your daughter, if for nothing else than declaring the sentiments of the entire universe on national television: “I hate Spencer!”
blueberdie: mackin’ also means kissing. It’s a junior high term for making out. How juvenile..and yet so appropriate for Heidi/Spence/Brode/Jenn.
K Conrad – Thank god Lauren dropped Jen. She was dead weight and even in her few appearances in Laguna Beach, she offered nothing. I’m glad she’s back in with Lo, I always liked her even if she seemed less wild than the other girls. Because that means in real life, she’s just normal and wasn’t fame hungry like these others. Also saw Lauren in US Weekly with Audrina.. hope that Audrina makes the cut too.
K Conrad, you rock.
As do you, B-Side. I’d totally buy a T-shirt from you.
About the show…I don’t blame Lauren for putting Heidi in the position that she did. Lauren did give Heidi advice on Toothy McDouche (i.e. that she ought to dump his sorry ass) and Heidi chose not to follow it. Given Spencer’s truly icky nature, I think it was warranted for Lauren to issue the ultimatum, for the sake of saving a friend.
Hooray for Lauren and the return of the prodigal friend Lo!
OMG OMG OMG, K Conrad, I’m proud of Lauren and she’s not even my daughter. Couldn’t be, unless I gave birth when I was 3. But still, I’m proud.
The rumors were true! HA!
Thanks for sharing with us plebeians! =D
actually, mack means to make out with someone..
anyone have a link to the details article?
ugh.. spencer is such a douchebag. i used to really like heidi, but i’ve been in lauren’s position before (my best friend with a manipulative, emotionally abusive douche) and we’re still not that close anymore.
it’s sad when audrina is one of the more stable people in the episode..
and yeah, jenn has definitely had a nose job. i was thinking that as soon as i saw her.
Yay, thanks Mrs. Conrad for answering! I want my “Team Lo” shirt…
Beating a dead horse, but what is UP with the editing?? Besides all the other things people have mentioned, B-Side confirmed that Jen’s party was held on a Saturday night (or maybe Friday, I forget, but the point is on the weekend) but then “the next day” Lauren is at work with Whitney and Whitney asks if she went out last night and Lauren tells her the whole story… Again, what’s wrong with just having Whitney say “Happy Monday, what’d you do this weekend?” Why make her say something that’s obviously not true?? Tres annoying…
Jen is an ass. I kind of felt bad for her, and really thought she was used – but I guess she got what she deserved. What a rotten bitch, accepting a thoughtful and expensive gift from Lauren, and then immediately dismissing her, and her friendship for a one-night stand.
As my grandmother used to say, “Good riddance to bad rubbish!” At least we won’t have to listen to Jen’s moronic, desperate drivel any more!
Glad to hear that Lauren and Lo are friends again, I always liked Lo.
I can’t imagine what more could have happened that night, it looked absolutely awful as it was. I hope Lauren boots Heidi from the apartment and just moves on. Who needs to deal with that crap when your trying to put your life together?
Lauren’s had a bad year with 8 Bahl, Heidi, Jen, Spencer, etc. and my heart goes out to her – but she is learning lessons and gaining maturity those assholes are not. Heidi will eventually realize what a steaming pile of shit Spencer is; but probably only after “starring” in some soft-core porn, and discovering her need for Valtrex (thanks to Spencer).
I hope when Spencer ends up showing Lauren to her table one day, she stiffs him on the tip.
I would love to see Lauren and Lo in the season finale at least.
I just checked that US Weekly article – I’m glad Lauren’s no longer associating with the famewhores.
I heard there will be no season 3 of the Hills but Grody Brody is filming a new reality show for MTV. Ugh – you can bet Heidi and Spencer will be on that 24/7 too. EWWW. Hopefully it will be cancelled after one episode.
K Conrad – Your daughter is awesome! You really raised her well. I love how she stuck up for herself and didn’t let Heidi BS her way out of it.
K Conrad — ummm, sorry but i just couldn’t resist to ask WHAT ELSE HAPPEN THAT NIGHT!?!?
Are you thinking what I’m thinking??? Something related to the “macking” meaning dispute that we have going on here? What does macking mean to Heidi and Brody?
OUT OF THE WAY, FELINE!
Laguna Consultant – you’re right on about Jen’s dancing. It was brief and horrible, and we were cackling at the screen. That would have been like a cold shower for me, but apparently it drove old Brody wild with passion.
K Conrad – thanks for the insights. Tell Lauren to dry those eyes. She came away looking very good from this episode. By the way, interesting to note that you’ve met B-Side in person! Anything you want to share with us about him? Is he tough enough to call Spence a tool in LA and live to tell the tale?
As much as I love reality tv, especially the MTV variety, I will absolutely not watch ANY show featuring Spencewhore, De-JENNER-ate, or any woman with low enough self-esteem to appear in public with either of them.
I think we should draft a petition asking MTV to reconsider wasting their resources on those scumbags. WHO would want to watch those two? The limited exposure we’re already getting makes me want bathe in Clorox.
B-Side you wouldn’t recap that dreck would you?
Last week I felt bad for Heidi cuz Lauren was being so pushy with the “I hate spencer” thing…I mean yea a good friend tells u when ur dating a jerk but a good friend doesn’t leave u in the cold if you decide to keep seeing him…WTF? they’re all adults responsible for they’re own decisions…u can’t force someone to take ur advice…Lauren should have just said her piece for the record and left it at that….
but THIS week I see how hypocritical Miss Heidi is…when the whole Spencer/Audrina thing was goin down she was preachin to her co-workers about how u don’t do that to friends….and her and Audrina aint even that tight! HYPOCRITE!! That was dirty as hell what Heidi did¦most people wouldn’t do that without cameras so she’s really bold to be a snake when she knows everything is taped.
I might be wrong but it seemed like Jen’s college friends didn’t say ONE WORD at Geisha House….WTF? that shit was even more ridiculous than the Audrina/Whitney/Lauren lunch.
Audrina went from outcast to potential replacement sidekick in 2 weeks¦
Audrina looks like a cabbage patch kid.
As for what else happened that night (aside from me getting waaaasted a few blocks away), this is from Defamer’s PrivacyWatch that was posted after that weekend:
· Was at Les Deux on Saturday night and Lauren Conrad et al. were filming The Hills at the table next to ours. This is pretty much what I envisioned Hollywood to be like before I moved here… no matter where you go someone is bound to be filming a reality TV show…
Anyhow, there was little interaction between the two tables until are 1:30 when some girl at our table decided that she was going to walk over to LC’s table and “accidentally” spill her (girl from our table) entire drink all over her (LC’s) back. I watched with mouth agape as one for the girls from LC’s table then retaliated by throwing her entire drink all over the girl from our table. I was very intoxicated at this point so I don’t remember too well what happened next but I can report that there was unfortunately NOT a full-blown cat fight. Only some light name-calling. I later found myself engaged in conversation with the Hills girls, apologizing for the incident. They were all cool about it, way cooler than I would have been had I got a drink poured all over me for no reason. I took the opportunity to tell LC how much I enjoyed Laguna Beach back in the Halcyon days of 2003, and she graciously accepted my uninspired drunken praise.
I was going to ask her out for gelato… but I figured “too soon.”
Okay, so I read the Us article. Uhm, my guess is Lauren wasn’t there because the party sounds completely LAME – Brody, Spencer, Heidi, haggard Jenna Jameson & the fat guy from Borat? Oh yeah, DEFINITELY A-list! How could she miss it? Also, Brody is Hollywood’s hottest bachelor? Uh, maybe if hot = likely to give you a sexually transmitted disease! Who would want to enter that contest, besides pathetic fame whores with low self esteem (no shortage of those in LA!)
And Mrs. Conrad, you should be proud of Lauren! I’m very impressed that there’s an actual reality star out there with real career ambitions.
Yikes. When I saw that the new long comment since the last time I posted was Kathy Conrad I actually cringed. Good to see that you guys are taking everything in stride, because that was tough for me to watch at points and I am just a fan. Now I know why you asked if I was ready to stir some stuff up when we both re-emerged late last week, you obviously must have knew this apocalypse was coming on Monday. Luckily it seems like everyone on the board is pretty pro Lauren. Well, put it this way, nobody has had to be spoken to yet haha
As far as the pictures go, Stephen did look like he put on a little weight, but he actually looks like a healthy human being for a change. If anyone needed to put on weight, it was him.
The thing that concerned me about the pictures was the rather large, menacing looking man sitting next to Lauren. I’m assuming that was the Conrad family body guard D-Bo. See I told you I would never be able to say hi to Lauren if I was ever in LA and ran into her¦ And I was concerned about her calling a security guard¦. HA¦ Now I’d be more concerned about my physical well being. I can see it now
Me: Oh wow your Lauren Conrad, I can’t believe I’m actually getting a chance to meet you.
Lauren: (Seemingly unfazed) Oh, ya, that’s me
D-Bo: (Stands up) Sir please keep a 5 foot perimeter between you and the girl
Me: Umm, ya, sure. It’s a pleasure to meet you, I’m a huge fan, I post on the same site as your mom about the show
Lauren: Oh¦. Cool¦
Me: Ya she always joked that if I ever met you that it would be cool if I said hi
Lauren: (Makes eye contact with D-Bo) Oh, well hi then
D-Bo: Alright sir, we’re finished here please move along.
Me: (Extending my hand) well it was nice to meet you, let me at least get your autograph
D-Bo: (Swiftly breaks my wrist in one quick motion) SIR I SAID TO MOVE ALONG
Me: (Balling uncontrollably) yooour¦ mom¦ said¦ it¦ would¦ be¦ cool¦
Lauren – You go, girl! I was impressed with your eloquent tongue lashing!
You are a kind and loyal friend and definitely deserve better.
Heidi – the Enabler, who aggressively facilitated the union of Jen and Brody, and then DENIED it later to Lauren’s face. I was disappointed to see such nastiness
Mrs. Conrad – that must have been so hard to watch the episode, but you must be proud of Lauren. She really held her own.
B side, so funny about the near-connections you had around birthday time. sounds like about one degree of separation, not the usual six. Are you single? I bet Lauren could use a nice shoulder to lean on right now…
Spencer – Back door? Unless you are talking about the ACTUAL back door of your house (which we’ve never seen), I never want to hear another word about it.
(did he really mean it with a sexual connotation? frankly, i wasn’t clear on whether he meant that, or whether he meant hanging out with Jen behind Lauren’s back?)
Spencer and Brody – may the curse of Don Antonio fall upon both of you!
(Better late than never, posting my comments. I was grouchy all day long at work since I couldn’t get a moment to myself to do this way more important task of posting)
I’m such a moron. All this time has passed, and I haven’t even BOTHERED going to Don Antonio’s! Photo recap forthcoming in the next week.
Now I’m commenting on comments:
*”DonAntonio” = best login ever.
*Someone really needs to enter the “Win a Date With Brody” contest and then just not show up. Or, if there’s some kind of contract, show up and humiliate him in some way. He’s probably not that bad of a guy, but I can’t stand fame whores.
*Nothing has ever described a person better than Toothy McDouche describes Spence.
*I’m on Team B-Side!
been reading this blog for a looong time and never posted before but i just had to right now. it was audrina who threw her entire drink to the girl who “spilled” on lauren. it was on this issue of cosmogirl with lauren on the cover.
K Conrad, give us more details. i beg you!! specifically about the current status of heidi and lauren.
go team conrad!!! team heidi sucks!
LagunaConsultant —hahaha, you’re cracking me up every time you post.
Stephen did put some weight, there were other close up photos, but you wouldn’t wanna see his pimples.
Let me tell you: No longer a Baby Face, haha.
I’m exaggerating, but yeah.
Guinevere – I believe that you asked for the Details link. Enjoy:
http://men.style.com/details/features/full?id=content_5346
Lovedr – I took “back door” comment re: Jen the same way. Although the way that Heidi’s been walking, maybe that’s Spencer’s game…
speaking of stephen, he’s been guest starring on the last few episodes of One Tree Hill. It freaks me out every time. Its so unnatural to hear him speak without making weird clicking sounds.
See, if Jen had been a good sidekick (and we all know she most certainly wasn’t), SHE would have thrown the drink, not Audrina. So many shifts of power!
Man, Jen should be red in the face — although, we all know she’s more apt to be orange in the face instead:
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/laguna-beach/fiesta-forever-1275.php?page=3
B side,
well its about time you haul yourself down there to check out the menu and ambiance for yourself. maybe you’ll book it for your next tvgasm office party
Believe it or not, I actually went there once like four or five years ago.
I don’t know what would get me more excited: going to Don Antonio’s and running into Spencer and Heidi, or going to Don Antonio’s and running into Roz. Probably Roz. Of course Roz. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?? ROZ FOR PRESIDENT!
(Now THAT’s a good sidekick!)
B-Side, if you do run into the lovebirds there, don’t let your date laugh or accidentally lick Spencer’s neck or he’s liable to TOTALLY BLOW!
K Conrad- So do Heidi and Lauren still live together? Or is it true that Lauren and Audrina now share an apartment?
Heidi was ridiculous in this episode. She was basically forcing Jen to hook up with Brody- without being told by Spencer to do so. To me it seemed as though Spencer had very little to do with that whole issue.
Oh man. No season 3? I’m about to cry.
I’ve always liked Lauren and after watching her last night my respect for her increased even more. She was in a lot of pain as she sat there talking to Heidi, and sure her voice and chin quavered, but she made her points soundly.
I really do hope Jenn and Heidi cringed and felt remorse and embarrassment when they saw their deplorable behavior toward Lauren televised.
lovedoctor & DonAntonio (ha!),
You have to admit that Spence & Brody have a good point with the “back door” comment. After all, it’s part of the “douchebag code” that it’s not really cheating if it’s in the butt.
B-Side…really looking forward to that little Don Antonio’s field trip.
never before has a B list (or C list?) restaurant gotten such good press…..
now i actually feel obligated to shirk family duties and check out don antonio’s myself the next time i’m in LA
(ps B side make sure not to mention naked picnics either, when potentially dining in spencer’s presence there)
FYI…Don Antonio’s has dollar tacos on Wed. (get there early though, it gets crowded).
$20 if someone sees Spencer and throws a spicy carrot @ him
I just stumbled upon this website and feel absolutely inclined to comment. I happen to be good friends with jennifer bunney and am HORRIFIED of what is written about her. Jen has been an AMAZING friend to lauren since they were 6 years old, not only that but she is an amazing friend, daughter and person. i know that she would do anything for “LC” because she DROPPED her entire sorority for her when she broke up wtih jason, not to mention moved in with her while hiedi was gone even though her school was 45 minutes away , does that sound like a bad friend…and if she was don’t you think that lauren would have discovered that sometime between 6 and 21??????its SICKENING to see everyone calling her a “trashy whore” because she is one of the most sexually conservative people I know. Even “k-conrad” should be able to validate that. I was actually there the night of the birthday and lauren went home with jen that night ,we stayed up all night and she slept in laurens bed. so dont trust editing. Its sad to see so many people completely terrorize someone as a person when the situation is conducted for TV and never even happened. As for sweet lauren, you should see the horrific things she has done to her, which jen has remained “CLASSY” throughout. I felt completely inclined after reading this to let people know that tv is tv, and if the whole story were to be filmed and broadcasted everyone would have a DRAMATCIALLY different opinion. and NO jen did not break up lo and lauren that was completely fabricated to get more people to dislike poor jen who has done nothing but serve as a scapegoat. TEAM JENN !!! (and i know the REAL story)
^ Good for you Lizzyw07.. but we don’t care. But that doesn’t really matter – someone can be a great friend for several years, then do something totally ridiculous and inconsiderate to destroy a friendship. All it takes is one bad move, and that move was BRODY!
Fair enough, I always appreciate that every story has more than one perspective.
Still, she did apparently hook up with Brody after giving in to Heidi’s incessant prodding, and that didn’t seem that cool to do, no matter how you spin it.
maybe you could shed more light upon that…..
Lizzy if your jen’s friend tell her to stop looking like such a push over and to stop trying to “fit in” so much by kissing ass. What you say can def. be true..i have no idea, but what she did was still WRONG and TRASHY even if in lauren did something along the lines of this to her in the past. you vented…i had to say that back to it though.
is anyone else wishing this season to have more episodes then usual? like they did with rw key west…., i know i do !
well to this day jen absolutely denies she hooked up with brody but lauren will not listen to her or let her explain what happened. the ONLY person saying jen hooked up with brody is BRODY, so of course MTV loved the drama and lauren was already mad so went along with it. but i TRULY believed they NEVER hooked. so that shitty thing she did to lauren may be a really shitty thing lauren did to jen -believing brody (someone she has known for a few months) over jen (her life long best friend). so i dont see how tryng to get someone to believe them after they did nothing is TRASHY. okay enough is enough just wanted to get that out there
What is this?!?!? My eyes, my eyes! A sidekick of the sidekick commenting here?!?!
My God! B-Side, you have done it once again!
About Bunney being the “most sexually conservative people I know”, she should’ve kept herself as conservative for a few more hours, until the alcohol in her blood was more “diluted”.
“she slept in lauren’s bed”… after whatever she did with Brody? Oh! Just great!
“As for sweet lauren, you should see the horrific things she has done to her” — was that sarcasm? huh!
Anddddd … this is not terrorizing, don’t compare us to a taliban. Thank you.
Lizzy, just fyi Heidi did say on the episode that jen said they did…thats when Lauren said the best word ever that came outta her mouth, BITCH. Oh well i’m sure MTV’s lame editing showed about 10% of truth…but this ep. was AMAZIN-KK
P.s. If any of Heidi’s friends or fam want to post please do ASAP !!!
This is ludicrous. There is no way that MTV could have edited the film that badly to make it look like Jen(You) did NOTHING wrong. There is no way possible. She(You) may not have been as heinous as it seemed, but she(you) definitely was not innocent either. I think I said it best myself earlier when I said
“Even if Jen was reading along with the comments and enjoyed the site, I highly doubt she would be very happy with the way she is being dragged through mud now. She doesn’t seem like the type that would take public criticism well, and if the myspace above is any indication, she’s not very happy with the way she’s being portrayed by MTV.”
Now here comes Jen’s “friend” defending her to the bone.
Well I have a message for Ms. Bunney on behalf of the board. Let her know she has two choices. She can either:
A) Give me the diamond martini glass necklace as a peace offering to the board and I will return it to Lauren and grant Jen immunity from my wrath¦ Or
B) She can return it to Lauren herself.
Otherwise hell hath no fury quite like a pissed off Hills message board when orange women are the topic of discussion. Also while your at it, encourage a few dance lessons. It couldn’t hurt.
Lizzyw07,
First of all, Jen was talking to Heidi about hooking up with BJ while shopping, AND on the night of her birthday. So Jen either lied to you, or your lying.
K Conrad has been clear about who she is, and what her relationships to the LB/Hills people are. Who are you? How long have you known Jen? Why should your experience and interpretation of the events carry more weight than the people who are actually involved?
MTV might edit scenarios, but I don’t believe they dub in complete fake conversations – so what is your explanation for Jen’s conversation with Heidi and her human sanitary napkin boyfriend at the club? Were YOU at Lauren’s that night? Did Jen come back before or after letting BJ in the back door?
How exactly was Lauren a bad friend? She bought a thoughtful and expensive gift for Jen; she put her discomfort with Heidi aside for Jen’s sake; apparently she endured having a drink poured down her back at dinner, and STILL went ahead with the evening; and she put up with Jen and Heidi excluding her in a fairly intimate setting. Sounds like a thoughtful, well-intentioned person to me.
Jen sounds like a jealous, petty, manipulative attention whore. Seriously, you’re defending a 21 year-old who literally thought the best part of her birthday was that people she barely knows were her “crew” – BTW, where’s her “crew” now? I’m not seeing Jen in any magazines, or men’s magazine covers – didn’t anyone in her “crew” want to represent her?
The reason NONE of the LB/Hills shows or seasons has ever focused on Jen is because Jen is dull, desperate, and less attractive than the other girls on the show(s). If she broke up Lauren and Lo’s friendship (and I believe K Conrad’s version, NOT yours), and then interfered with Lauren and Heidi’s friendship (and she DID), I would say she’s got a serious problem. If Lauren and Lo are friends again, it seems that would in and of itself validate K Conrad’s statement.
Jen trades sex and friendships for the absolute lowest common denominator of fame; the only thing lower than that, is defending someone who does it. Maybe you two twits should give Charlie Sheen a call, I hear he pays cash…
If Jen was in fact in a sorority, she should certainly know how to dance. I have seldom meet a Greek girl who couldn’t.
Amazing recap as always B-Side. I don’t want them to cancel Laguna because then there will be less recaps.
As for the episode…wow. I originally thought it might have been heavily edited, but Mrs. Conrad’s post tells me that Jen and Heidi really did have that poor judgment, and, wow, Lauren kept her cool to be honest. 
To Mrs. Conrad, you should be very proud of your daughter. I’m sure every teenager has their share of trials and tribulations, but to have it taped, edited, and shown around the world is a *whole* different story, and to stay true to yourself must be very difficult.
I’m glad to hear that Lauren has been hanging out with friends who are treating her as one, and I hope things continue to get better for her.
Wait, Lizzy — I’m really confused. More so than usual.
Let’s talk about timing & sequence of events for a second here. Are you saying that Jenn never left the club with Brody & Speidi? And that Jenn actually went home with Lauren & slept in her bed? And you were there too? (all in one great big bed?) Huh??? If this were true, why, then, would there have even been any question as to whether she “hooked up” with Brody? How & why would the issue have even come up? She would have been w/ LC the whole time. Why did she have to “deny” anything & how is that Brody was able to fabricate a story? Are you also saying it’s a lie that Jenn called Lauren & asked if she could hook up with Brody? (Was this call made while Jenn & Lauren were in the same bed together? Was this one of those intra-bed calls?) J: “Hi, Lauren, can I hook up w/ Brody?” L: “No. Can you turn out the light now?” J: “Okay, good night.”
I know this sounds, perhaps, a bit flippant, but I’m really confused.
Lizzyw07,
Please dish the dirt! It’s only fair since we have Lauren’s mom on here to subtley trash Jen.
I love that Jen kissing Brody, who Lauren hooked up with for approximately three seconds, has inspired people to call her a slut/whore/bitch and type in all caps. Lol.
and you wonder why I call you the group shrink hahah…
In all seriousness, I heard that “Rome is Burning” is being cancelled. Well you should be the new host. Your last line would have made an amazing “final burn”
“Jen trades sex and friendships for the absolute lowest common denominator of fame; the only thing lower than that, is defending someone who does it. Maybe you two twits should give Charlie Sheen a call, I hear he pays cash…”
Damn. Don’t think Heidi will be meandering her way on here any time soon now. I can only imagine what your un-edited thoughts on her would be.
Yay for K Conrad chiming in!!!!
LOVING that a Jen friend is posting and I will leave any comments back to her in my head to LagunaConsultant who puts everything we’re all thinking down so well.
B-Side – I was wondering when you were going to give us a clipgasm on Don Antonios!!!
…AND Lizzyw07/Jen…
I find it INCREDIBLE, bordering on UNBELIEVABLE that you “just happened to stumble” onto the TVgasm boards right when Jen’s WHORETASTIC episode came to light. Your credibility rating is shit.
I’m with Laguna Consultant, cough up the diamond martin pin, or suffer the rightful bashing of those of us on Team Conrad.
PS – You’re an idiot.
Oh and Heidi never said Jen said they kissed. Lauren asked Heidi if Brody said they kissed, and she said yes.
I’m guessing Lizzy is Elizabeth, one of Jen’s college friends, who was actually in the episode.
jstar, thanks for correcting me…i guess i wasn’t paying good enough attention. I’m with lagunaconsultant cough up the diamand martini glass !
p.s. i think lizzy is jen…uncover yourself jen ! you don’t have friends that like you enough to stick up for you !
#183
1) I meant MARTINI Pin and, 2) bashing FROM, not OF..
Ha ha Laguna Consultant! LOL! NOW, I’m having fun – I think these comments could go to 300! We have almost a whole week until the next ep.
But, Jen was apparently never even alone with Brody. When would they have kissed? Why was the question even asked of Heidi, or Brody, or anyone?
Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict — I’m glad that I’m on your team, haha. I would never want to be on the other side.
Lizzy may be angry because when Bunney-Jenner lost her visiting rights to the MASTER’s apartment, the sidekick of the sidekick lost them too. Yeah! Life is tough, what can you do?
Surrender the diamond necklace!
And OUT OF THE WAY, FELINE! (i just loved that sentence, thank u B-Side, you created a monster)
the brody thing NEVER happened. that night we went back to laurens and brody went to his house. they never hooked up , infact the only time they talked the whole night (from 11-2) was the FIVE minutes they caught on camera. jen was with her boyfriend at the time, you can see pictures of her on facebook at laurens apartment the morning after with HIM and LAUREN as teh caption says “the night after the big 21st” or soemthing like that. so nice try. not to mention jen refused to season 1 and only did season 2 because she wanted to see more of lauren and she was always filming. some of you people are pathetic.
Lime23 Hang in there! Stay Tough!
What happen to the “intra-bed calls” you talked about that had me laughing?
I believe in you, come on!
Oh, this is too much fun for one day!
Don’t just half-defend Jen and leave! Tell us the whole story, complete with stories that will fuel my hatred of that sanctimous, clinically depressed drama queen LC!
ugh oh lizzy i think you crossed the line by callin us patheitc…i won’t even go there i’ll let the people that write the comments i come here to see to say what needs to be said about that !
p.s. your WASTING YOUR TIME trying to prove jen is likable and a good sidekick (can’t even say friend)
Jstar: come on, even you can’t believe this? Now Jenn was with her boyfriend the whole time?!??
Lizzy: I am sure you are very nice person. Jenn, although a lousy sidekick, is probably, in her own way, a nice person too. (OK, that one may be a stretch.) I can say that I personally do not assume that Jenn did anything more than “Mack” w/ Brody, whatever that means. But, come on, your story is just not making any sense at all.
I don’t know if “believe” is the right word. Curious is more like it. I just think it’s interesting and I’m not inclined to wholeheartedly believe the editing in a show thats very success is built around making its lead as (sym)pathetic as possible. Plus, I just plain don’t like Lauren and this is juicy!
samxx7 — We are “pathetic” and “terrorizing”.
Us faithfull and loyal to Team Conrad. Beware!!
We’re pathetic? You’re the one on here claiming that you happened to “stumble on this site.” Then you go on to make your point while jumping around like schizophrenic maniac and disappear into the night because apparently “enough is enough,” only to re-emerge when the heat gets turned up again by a bunch of people you don’t even know¦
While I may be pathetic for being a 23 year old male who thoroughly enjoys the Hills, dare I say that you’re a little more pathetic for caring so much about what random internet posters say about Jen(You)?
I’ve said my piece, I’m tagging in Chee-Z now¦ Run and hide…
Skip the technicalities — Jen encouraged Heidi to pimp for her. Who cares if it ended with a kiss or the whole back door (yuk). Betrayal is betrayal. Jen betrayed Lauren in thought, word and deed. No matter how they edited the, the thought, the word and the deed are on tape. Jen and Heidi and their giggling little conspiracy are more hurtful to Lauren than even a Brody smooch. By the way, he has major gummy smile….calling DR.
Pratt DDS
Wow, so now Jen was with her boyfriend. Wait – WHAT? She has a boyfriend, and she was entertaining the idea of macking Brody, let alone going on a double date with him, ON CAMERA? Oops, I’m writing in caps, that must mean I’m pathetic.
Sorry, the whole “Jen has a boyfriend” deal doesn’t even make her any more innocent.. in fact, it makes her look worse.
Ah, Ha! LagunaConsultant, I love it. I hope that “Lizzy” chooses option A. Relinquish the diamonds, Jen! If you can’t find the birthday necklace, try checking under Brody’s pillowcase. Or better yet, consider option C. – to bring the pearl necklace that Brody probably gave you (I tried to refrain, but that joke was right there).
Lizzyw07/Jen,
Did you even watch this episode? I heard at least TWO separate conversations between Skank 1 (Heidi), and Skank 2 (You/Jen) in which Skank 2 CLEARLY expressed a definite intention to pursue BJ. Skank 2 was definitely pursuing BJ at the club, and even tried to get him to address the Lauren issue, which is when he walked away.
I don’t recall seeing anyone besides Skank 1, Skank 2, and/or BJ and Toothy McDouchebag during ANY of those conversations.
My question is: Just where the fuck were YOU? And just who the fuck ARE you?
BTW – What’s really pathetic, is people who claim they think WE’RE pathetic, desperately trying to gain our support and approval. You’re obviously not very smart, which I find entertaining and funny. Please keep posting, it’s kind of like poking a cat in a box – (you’re the cat, not the box).
Wow B-side, 200 comments! You are the man!
Jstar, if you don’t like Lauren, why are you watching the show and posting on these boards?
Up until that birthday dinner Lauren did consider Jenn an “amazing” friend, and I’m sure Jenn can be a nice person. But going after Brody when she knew Lauren was seeing him was shady, and there is no getting past that — even though Brody himself is proving to be no prize!
Yo unit, what do you think about this whole mess? Your just as close to the scene of the crime as B-Side…
“Jstar, if you don’t like Lauren, why are you watching the show and posting on these boards?”
Uh…to make fun of Lauren. Obviously. Pfft. It’s the same reason I watched the Simple Life. Flailing blonde bimbos are funny. Lauren is just a lot more unintentional. For example: “IVE NEVER BEEN SO BETRAYED BY BEST FRIENDS IN MY LIFE!!” Ah, how rewarding it must be to be crazy and self-righteous.
K Conrad.. so cool you’re on here. Personally, i want to know what you REALLY think about Kristin!
OMG this episode.. wowww.
Spencer is the biggest douche to ever walk the planet. I was cheering Lauren on as she told Heidi off last night. Good for her! Is that a U-Haul I see? Because Whitney’s MOVING ON IN!!! B-Side, that was the funniest!
Ah, what a good episode..
i havent seen previews for next week yet, anyone care to share what’s supposed to go down?!
You’ve got sidekicks of sidekicks infiltrating your recaps, B-Side. Who’s next? Scruffy dude with trucker hat?
jstar, even tho your mocking that comment lauren said…i have to say she held her own in that bitch fight and said what all of us woulda wanted to say…i wish i could think that fast in upsetting fights with people…shit i chock up and forget half of everything hahahaha anyways i love lauren i hope she posts one day, or her mom posts more ! i love reading those KC !
I LOVE the meta-sidekick concept!
Although, a sidekick having a sidekick does create a disturbing paradox: does this mean that someone can be both a sidekick AND a Master? I’m perplexed. My brain hurts now. OH THE CURSE OF DON ANTONIO’S!
Yeah…Lauren’s a really quick thinker. Gems like “He’s a SUCKY PERSON!” don’t just come to everyone. Not even the braintrust that is Heidi can stand against her rapier wit.
“to make fun of Lauren. Obviously. Pfft. It’s the same reason I watched the Simple Life. Flailing blonde bimbos are funny. Lauren is just a lot more unintentional. For example: “IVE NEVER BEEN SO BETRAYED BY BEST FRIENDS IN MY LIFE!!” Ah, how rewarding it must be to be crazy and self-righteous.”
Well, I personally don’t find flailing blonde bimbos very entertaining. I hate the Simple Life, one quarter of one episode was enough to convince me I’d never watch again. I watch the Hills because I think Lauren is great! She’s very real and very lovely. If I didn’t like her or the show, I would find something better to do with my time.
i have been reading the hills, lb, rw, and challenges for almost two years now. never posted and always ejoyed the comments.
i must admit since k conrad has been posting, this has just been getting better and better. i am so glad she provides us with the info that we want to know. i like reading the regulars too. yall are too funny. yall bring my spirits up and none of this would be possible without our b-side.
everyone remember lo’s christmas party for season 2? jen was laughing when kristen was calling lauren a dumb@$$ because lauren didnt like san fran. i thought it was smart to leave before you invest too much into something that you dont like. it seems to me that jen has always been a follower and a 2-faced bitch.
p.s. jen’s friend, i am sorry but i am finding your story hard to believe, so i wont. i will believe what k conrad writes.
To lizzywhateveryourface is07, were you one of the chicks at the birthday dinner? Elizabeth,is it? So, you (Thing 1) and your friend (Thing 2) were also ditched the night Jen and Heidiwhore left the club with the guys to get their mack on. yes? or no? I’m sure it felt good to put in your two cents about your friend, Jen. I hope she appreciates you more than she did Lauren as a bff.
Thank you to Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict, you took the words right out of my mouth. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I know these reality shows are edited many times over, but for the most part you do get some sense as to who these people truly are in “real” life. From what I’ve learned from this show is that Jen is nothing but a backstabbing famewhore just like Sp”denser” and the “crew”;Blowjob, and heidi-ho.
And a million thank yous to those who added the links to articles and pics. It’s good to find out more details to confirm hunches.
Back to Jen”famewhore.”
From what I can remember, Jen’s fame seeking, kissing up, wanna-be days started a while back. In a Laguna Beach season 2 eppy, Jen”famewhore” actually showed her true colors toward her so-called best friend Lauren. I believe it was the episode where Lo was having a Christmas party at her house for the Laguna kids coming home from college for the holidays.
K-cav was also invited to the shindig. At some point during the party, K-cav proceeds to chat about her latest conquest (Matt L) to a group of peons. The conversation then changes to going away to college and wanting to leave “The bubble” Laguna Beach. K-cav then begins to call Lauren a dumbass (actually shouting it) behind her back for moving back home. “BFF” Jen laughs right along with everyone. I never saw her once defending Lauren, unless it was edited out, but it clearly shows Jen enjoying an intentional insult/diss at her so-called friend’s expense. I never liked her from that moment on.
To Mrs Kconrad and Mr Conrad, I congratulate the both of you for raising such a classy and confident young lady. It’s refreshing to see a positive role-model on a reality show such as Lauren. Unfortunately, young girls today try to emulate the behavior and lifestlye of some wayward starlets they see on tv, movies or the gossip magazines. Basically, Lauren is a reflection of you, so kudos to the both of you.
B-Side #208 —
We’re gonna need to start naming them (sidekicks) with Greek Letters.
“Well, I personally don’t find flailing blonde bimbos very entertaining. I hate the Simple Life, one quarter of one episode was enough to convince me I’d never watch again. I watch the Hills because I think Lauren is great! She’s very real and very lovely. If I didn’t like her or the show, I would find something better to do with my time. ”
Clearly! You’ve just invested yourself in a conversation about the motivation behind someone you don’t know watching a show on MTV! Way to efficiently use that time Iora! Wouldn’t want to waste it.
Jstar = Jen Jenner
LagunaConsultant,
This is a perfect case study in how a master-almost master relationship can turn sour. Last year, Lauren was the master and Heidi was the sidekick, but then Heidi showed that she had some definite master qualities. Maybe not enough qualities to get her own show on MTV, but enough so that she can start accumulating her own sidekicks. Think of it this way. If Lauren is the Sun of the Hills solar system, Heidi is like Jupiter; not nearly as strong as the sun, but has more pull than anything else within Lauren’s reach. I guess that would make Spencer, the douchebag asteroid belt keeping them apart.
The only problem is that it is difficult being the master. In practice, many strong sidekicks become almost equal to their masters in terms of power, but if they don’t respect that their masters came first and are much bigger than them, they are going to get drunk on the power, and start to think they can live without their original master.
As for Jen? She’s like Pluto. We include her in this discussion out of sentiment, but she is living in the Lauren Solar System, like it or not, and even if she thinks Heidi has enough pull and wants to join her circle, they all still exist only because of Lauren.
Confusing, I know, but I’m working on a thesis involving Master/Sidekick Relationships in Pop Culture, and that will be even more boring.
Shit, there I go rambling again.
My take on just this episode? Lauren is a good friend and Heidi has had her judgment tainted. The crime is Heidi’s inaction. If you met somebody on the street and she introduced you to her boyfriend, then saw their boyfriend with another girl later that night, you would think that the boyfriend was a sleaze and would tell your friend right away. Heidi saw her friend’s boyfriend with another girl, and as Lauren’s best friend, she should have done something.
The fact that Jen was once as close to Lauren as Heidi is now makes the crime worse, and Heidi’s lack of action can only be seen as a conscious effort to hurt Lauren. She should have done something out of common courtesy!
As for Jen, her sidekick status will forever be permanent. Technically, it is OK for her to get a new master, but the fact that she tried to take her former master’s sidekick and her former master’s boyfriend shows the lack of unoriginal thought always prevalent in sidekicks.
And if you weren’t able to follow that, I am so for Team Lauren, it is not even funny.
-J
PS I don’t have any inside information, but I am guessing that part of Spencer’s personality problem has to do with a lack of oxygen to the brain, common in the offspring of people with easy access to nitrous oxide.
btw, this is not to agree or disagree with any of the arguments brewing, but I gotta say that “He’s a SUCKY person!” may not have been the most articulate description, but it sure was dead on — especially the way LC blurted it out with the sort sweet, cathartic relief that comes with a successful Heimlich maneuver.
Follow Up to my #213 comment: Assessing the truly important issue — SIDEKICKS
B-Side: there can only be one MASTER from which the sidekick ramifications extend.
So, the closer sidekick to the Master may be an alpha-sidekicks.
Sidekicks of the closer sidecks, may be beta-sidekicks
etc.
I refused for it to be a Sidekick/Master merging of any kind!
I’m Jen Jenner now too? Upgrade! Or wait…is former sidekick better than Laguna Beach fanatic/computer geek? Well whatev! It’s jjstar from now on y’all!
Ahh yes the Christmas party. I always loved that episode, mainly because I thoroughly enjoyed when Lauren got shitfaced and started making racy comments in a sexy voice towards Stephen. Good times all around.
My first Jen memory was from season 1 I believe. I may be off a little bit since I have not seen it in forever, but I believe Lauren scolds her for jaywalking, and then Jen admits to being the one responsible for leaving the hair straightener on that got her housekeeper fired.
UN CURLING IRON POR FAVOR!
“If Lauren is the Sun of the Hills solar system, Heidi is like Jupiter; not nearly as strong as the sun, but has more pull than anything else within Lauren’s reach. I guess that would make Spencer, the douchebag asteroid belt keeping them apart.As for Jen? She’s like Pluto.
hahaha, that was beautiful J-Unit.
woops revise
lizzyw07 = Jen, not jstar
J unit, i unstood ever thing you said, priceless
You know — I like jstar, or jjstar, because he or she is dissenting, but doing so with such good cheer!
I probably should do my AI recap now, but this is way more fun.
Jen Jenner totally shot her sidekick wad. The more i think about it, the more upset I get that i was cockblocked out of Les Deux for Jen Jenner. LC and Audrina would have had a much better time at my party. It was Masters only.
ughh i’m sorry guys how badly i spell, edit i ment understood*
“He’s a sucky person, HE’S A SUCKY PERSON”
It was the stern finger point when she said it that made it so great.
Also you have to keep in mind that she realizes the cameras are rolling and most likely didn’t want to start dropping F-Bombs. Even though she did let a few shit’s fly, if the camera’s weren’t there, she most likely would have been swearing like a drunken sailor.
More fun than dissecting the trainwreck that was Sanjaya Malakar’s performance? COME ON.
Ha ha, AWESOME post J-Unit! I LOVE you guys!
Can we get a PowerPoint or Keynote preso on your thesis? I think a visual reference guide could bring this whole thing to an entirely different level!
Are you guys going to do any more live interviews/investigations?
You know, the one person who defies all the sidekick/Master discussions is Casey. She wasn’t quite sidekick, not quite Master. She was kind of like a metaphorical Nowhere Woman — existing solely to point out other girls’ questionable hygiene, only to later order quesadillas from the murky depths of her Frozen Burrito-funded kitchen.
J-Unit, I think you’d have more lucky applying your theories to Star Wars. You could have Darth Pratt and Darth Montag drunk with power trying to destroy Montag’s former master Obi Wan Conrad haha
First time poster, just felt like I had to post after watching/reading all that crazy stuff, especially the comment from K Conrad and Jen’s supposed friend lizzy. All this leads me to believe 3 things:
1) the whole thing actually happened as MTV presented it. Highly doubtful.
2) it was entirely fake. Which would make Heidi and Lauren two of the worst human beings alive, throwing Jen under the bus for something staged. Highly doubtful as well.
3) it did happen, just not the way MTV presented it. Maybe Jen didn’t hook up with Brody the night of her b-day, but she hooked up with him a different night. Knowing MTV likes to edit stuff to death, they might have spliced together 2 different nights to make it more dramatic. I remember reading Brody and Lauren didn’t exactly last, and maybe Jen hooked up w/Brody sometime after BJ and LC stopped seeing each other.
I think three is more likely, but I’m sure you guys will poke numerous holes in that argument.
Thanks B-Side! I’d totally offer up my sidekick services but I’ve apparently already been branded by two or three blonde starlets, depending on who you ask.
Casey’s refusal to abide by Laguna laws and traditions regarding Master/Sidekick relations cost her a goodbye segment in the memorable if slightly dull finale of Laguna Beach season 2. She has not been heard from since.
Ahhh… Caseydilla, and the days of the “Guna Tuna”, good times, good times…
I can’t resist this:
In the solar system comparison, could Jen possibly be Uranus – you know due to the “sexytime” with old BJ?
BTW – What kind of girl DOES THAT?!
2muchluvfortv, we must have posted at the same time about Lo’s party.
I’m glad someone else remembered that moment.
B-side, the site must be very busy right now because there’s bit of a delay with comments. Every time I refresh, the comment numbers grow!
I wonder if it will reach 300 tonight?
Itsmash, i agree with you, reading through the recanp the commets all i was thinking was…it didn’t seem that brody and lauren were still dating, yet even seeing each other as friends in general bc of spencer…but it wasn’t long enough for lauren not to care that her best friend hooked up with that guy that either rejected her or she wasn’t ready for a relationship with…
I have to stand by the original Jen Jenner/Pluto assessment. She wishes she were Uranus, but the fact that she didn’t even have cameras on her when she called Lauren at Teen Vogue to “apologize” proved that she was barely able to get planet status in the Hills universe.
Of course, here’s the real question: what, pray tell, is LISA LOVE???
As fun as this is, unfortunately its 2:10am where I am and I need to work in 6 hours. It’s sucks because I have this weird feeling something crazy like Heidi Montag coming on and calling us out is going to happen and I’ll be in bed. Oh well, no job = no TVgasm…
If LizzyW shows up again, give Jen hell for me…
You left an “N” out, B-Side.
Know your “N’s”!!!
JeNN BuNNey JeNNer
OhMyGawd Bunnz… I’ve been literally screaming at my computer the same exact thing!!! What a total hypocrite of Heidi to call out Audrina – who was totally upfront and honest throughout the whole ordeal – only to turn around and pimp out Jen to Brody … WTF??? Then she has the gall to turn around and lie through her teeth to Lauren’s face! S-t-e-n-c-h-B-a-g!!!
And after reading the Details article I have no doubt that Spencer has shared with Heidi his career aspirations and strategies. This was merely her own investment into his totally shiteous business plan. BTW – for someone who is so easily offended at being labeled a tool Spencer routinely manufacturers them – Heidi, Jen and lest we forget, Brody and their 24-year-old sugar daddy. I’m not even surprised he sold out his own “crew” for a measily $50K – he is a parasite!
Word to Heidi… class takes more than a Sunset Strip sashay and a fake tiara – you are as fake as your boyfriends Lumineers!
p.s. to Lizzyw07
Bottom line – your friend is a sucky person! And for the record there is nothing “”classy”" about jumping the bones of your “best” friends crush. I repeat – she sucks!
Lauren is the real deal!!!
Go Team Lauren!
Go Lauren’s Mom!!
Go B-Side!!!
3:20 am in Puerto Rico, haha. Should go to sleep also!
Yes! Team LC is international.
Wait..it’s JenN? Jen…with two N’s? You know, I didn’t care that she supposedly offered backdoor pleasures to her best friends ex-acquaintance, but a superfluous N? That bitch.
I wonder if Lauren knows about Jenn’s extra N…I can’t wait to see the hysterics when she finds out.
Yes, I’m still up.
Look at this:
Team BLUE BALLS?
Can you believe this? haha, too funny.
Wow. I thought it was a joke that Jen was a Jenn. But she really is. Jenn Jenner. Out of control.
WTG moodylupin! How did you even know where to find such a hilarious site?
Jenn and Team BLUE BALLS = awesome!
Too bad Heidi’s giving it up to Spencer so he can’t be on the same team…
The commentary on this episode has been so funny to read, everyone keep up the good work–reading B-Side’s recap and the following comments from everyone, especially LagunaConsultant (welcome back), Cheez-E-TeeVee Addict and DonAntonio made my day!
B-Side, you’re definitely going to surpass the 300 mark before sunrise tomorrow, congrats!
I’m an insomniac…
…and I wrote a limerick:
There once was a sidekick named Jennifer Bunney;
Tantastic she was; So orange she looked funny.
She orbited Lauren on Laguna Beach One;
But secretly resented every minute she basked in her “Sun”.
In the back of her vapid, and rather large-nosed head;
She planned for the day when she would no longer be led.
First she lied about Lo, and dealt Lauren’s friendship a blow;
Then she insinuated herself in; not quite a victory – but a definite win.
Onto The Hills, another vehicle for Lauren;
Oh! The frustration of having to watch LC’s popularity, again soarin’.
Enter Heidi, of the slutty sashay – and her douchebag boyfriend Spencer -
C’mon – that dude has GOT to be gay!
Jenn sees a chance for a cheesy showmance, and stabs her friend right in the gut.
It’s true love after all, and Brody being a “real” man prefers to do it in the butt.
Tiara askew, bleary-eyed and sore;
Jenn calls Lauren, who calls her a whore.
And Jenn learns her lesson, for once and for all;
Masters stay masters, and sidekicks just fall.
Where’s Heidi you ask, and might even care;
She’s locked in the closet, after giving Spencer another pregnancy scare.
You see, if Heidi gets fat, then that will be that;
Fat chicks can’t make money for pimp Spencer Pratt.
Lauren and Lo are friends yet again, finally ridding themselves from the stench of old Jenn.
And even though some times have been bad, at TVgasm you can’t beat Team Conrad!
I think we can take the celestial bodies analogy pretty far.
Lisa Love – Her world doesn’t really revolve around Lauren, but she is kind of a bear, even if she hibernates only in the summer and only in France. Lisa Love is Ursa Major.
Breanna – Mercury. Sometimes we forget about Mercury, but Mercury is small and cute and really close to the sun.
Audrina – Venus. Venus might not take up a lot of space in the solar system, but is always very easy to find.
Whitney – Mars. There is a lot of discussion whether or not there is life on Mars. A lot of us would love if there was some life on mars, but most scientific evidence says it does not exist.
All of Us – Earth. If there is anything that can destroy the solar system, it is us the people on earth fucking it up.
TVgasm – The moon. Haven’t you heard? MOONS ARE FUNNY.
J-Wahl – Uranus. I don’t think this needs an explanation.
Brody is…well, what is Brody? I might have to sleep on that one.
Over 200 comments!!!
Last night’s episode of The Hills+ B-Side’s recaps= I’m speechless
But I will speak now, heh. But B-Side, before I ramble on this just *really* made me laugh:
“Whitney, eat your Grundnahrungsmittel!” It was just hilarious to me.
And so did “Jen Bunney-Jenner” and “Brody Bunney-Jenner” LOL
Oh B-Side, how you slay me.
Well, I used to like Heidi in all her idioticness; I really thought she was a good friend to Lauren. But I could not believe how she manipulated Jen into hooking up with Brody, knowing this would hurt Lauren. Spencer IS a sucky person!! And he has manipulated Heidi and succeeded in isolating her from her friends, but Heidi did all the backstabbing herself this time and then goes and tells Lauren she had nothing to do with it, “she can’t control people”. haha! I can’t help but strongly dislike Spencer even more (I didn’t know that was possible) for being the abuser he is, he’s kind of made Heidi into a little Spencer. But unless Heidi is a complete idiot she couldn’t possibly let him brainwash her to the extent that she eagerly pushes Jen, I felt like she purposely wanted to hurt Lauren and use Jen, and all for this sucky sucky square cheese head Spencer! Jen isn’t much of a “best friend” either.
…you know, I have to wonder if this was all scripted… since they all appear to be friends still. Could Heidi have truly lied to Lauren like this knowing it would be on TV? This episode was the best Hills episode though, scripted or not.
Lauren may be have been harsh, but Heidi deserved it and I’m glad to see Lauren stand up for herself.
BTW, for anyone who missed an episode, doesn’t have access to watching the show, or wants to watch it again, incase you didn’t know you can watch entire episodes of The Hills at thehills.mtv.com.
There is too much stuff in the episode for it all to be editing to just make it look like Jenn hooked up with Brody. Did she not call Lauren at the time to ask if it was okay?
Either way, I’m more pissed at her based on the rift she caused between Lo and Lauren. Not cool. It would also be extremely uncool for MTV not to use any of the Lo/LC footage that they’ve filmed. HEADS WILL ROLL. That would be the PERFECT season finale. After all of these horrible sidekicks gone wrong, Lo, the original, the best, sidekick, can return. PERFECT.
Lo would never do such at thing to Lauren.
Could someone clue me in about Jenn’s role in breaking up LC and Lo?
i randomly read up on this recap b/c the episode looked quite amazing…and i read about kconrad aka lc’s mom posting. can someone just tell me if it’s legit – cuz i haven’t been following her posts?
OMG things are getting crazy in here. We’ve got Lauren’s mom and Jenn’s friend posting. Who’s next? Maybe one of the douches or Heidi? Now that I’d love to see.
Could someone clue me in about Jenn’s role in breaking up LC and Lo?
B-Side, KConrad said that the rumors about Jenn coming between Lauren and Lo (telling each person that the other was talking smack about her) was true. Jenn’s friend says it’s all lies and she went on to post this:
As for sweet lauren, you should see the horrific things she has done to her, which jen has remained “CLASSY” throughout. I felt completely inclined after reading this to let people know that tv is tv, and if the whole story were to be filmed and broadcasted everyone would have a DRAMATCIALLY different opinion. and NO jen did not break up lo and lauren that was completely fabricated to get more people to dislike poor jen who has done nothing but serve as a scapegoat. TEAM JENN !!! (and i know the REAL story)
Whatever I’m still on Team LAUREN!!!
Lizzyw07 is not Jenn’s friend. Lizzyw07 is an obsessed fan of Jenn. Lizzyw07 is a member of two laguna beach boards. Lizzyw07 just opened a new forum just dedicated to Jenn. Lizzyw07 lives in Virginia. A mod on one of the laguna beach boards traced Lizzyw07′s ip address and found out she lives in Virginia. There you go, another psycho trying to trick yall.
I’m trying to figure out which is more pathetic-that I think JUnit’s thesis was almost more amazing than the actually episode…or that I took the time to read all of the 252 comments this morning. Hum….:)
An obsessed fan of Jenn??
Wow. I’m going to have to think about that one for a minute. What would drive someone to become an obsessed fan (which, let’s face it, is at least 3 runs lower than a sidekick of a sidekick) of Jenn? I mean, if you’re going to go to all the trouble of being an obsessed fan, wouldn’t you set your sites just a tad higher than Jenn?? Isn’t that kind of like becoming an obsessed fan of the second orderly from the left on the last episode of Grey’s Anatomy???
I got to say, I’m rather disappointed that nothing crazy happened last night after I turned in. Even though it would have sucked finding out I missed something awesome, it also sucked coming in expecting to find 50 new posts and there only being 10. It’s a sucky feeling, IT’S A SUCKY FEELING.
Oh well, the drive for 750 continues today.
After I re-read a few posts from last night, I still can’t figure out what the hell Lizzy(Jenn) was talking about. All of her points are moot because they have no factual evidence to back them up. Her biggest argument is a supposed picture on her myspace from the morning after at Laurens. This proves nothing, it could just as easily be a picture taken 3 weeks before that she just labeled “Night after 21″ to save face. Also, who knows, it could have been the next morning, maybe Jenn lied to Lauren that night and wasn’t busted until the next day? Maybe Jenn’s actual birthday wasn’t the night of the party at Les Deux, maybe it was a few days before. There’s a million different ways you can dissect that alibi, but none of them clear her from any wrong doing, so drop it.
It’s almost like she was trying to claim that the producers and Lauren were in on some big conspiracy against her to create drama for the show. That is probably the most asinine thing I have ever heard in my life. Yes Jenn, MTV is out to get you. MTV may be a lot of things, but I highly doubt they sat down one day and decided “hmmmm, this season has been too boring, lets destroy Jenn Bunney’s life to spice things up.” I think you’ve been smoking a little too much crack sweetheart, your starting to get real paranoid. Make sure you pull the shades and barricade the front door with your bureau because I think I hear the cops outside. They must be looking for you! What did you do? Next thing we know she’s going to be on here telling everyone that Lauren was the shooter in the grassy knoll¦
Things I want to accomplish today:
1) Hopefully get a response to the demand for the diamond martini glass necklace
2) Figure out who the jerkoff in the unbuttoned shirt and trucker hat was. It was definitely someone, he looked really familiar. It may not have been Dieter like I originally suspected, but I liked the idea that it might be one of the scumbags from 24-7¦ Let’s get on this.
3) At least break the 400 post mark. B-Side, 750 may be the Laguna record, but what’s the modern day Hills record? Also, what was the record for posts in a single day? 250 has got to be up there.
Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict: that was seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever read!
K Conrad – thanks for posting on here! Lauren seems like such an awesome person! And she is so much better off without Jenn Bunney Jenner (soooo funny!)
B-Side, can I be your sidekick? I promise to follow all the master/sidekick rules.
Ok, maybe I should hit the refresh button next time before I post. I feel a little better now knowing that everything she was saying was in-fact the bullshit we believed it to be.
The thing I want to know now is, who is this Chaos character, and how do we commend him for gathering this information. How did you find out that she is from Virginia, are you friends with the moderator who traced it? Also B-Side, is the TVgasm technology advanced enough to do a verification of this?
Heidi pimps her friends to win points from Spencer and Brody. Didn’t you notice that when they were at the club, a guy said “Hey Heidi, find me a girl!”
She’s HEIDI….HEIDI FLEISS!
Let’s just remember, this is a girl who dropped out of school so that she could work the door at clubs! She and Lauren really have nothing in common. This kind of split was inevitable.
Also Sarah, I’m sorry to say I don’t think you qualify as B-Side’s sidekick. You already broke rule number 1 of sidekickdom with your post.
Rule 1: Thou shall not ever praise competing masters. There is only one master thy is allowed to give thanks to, and that is his or her own.
Unfortunately Kathy Conrad definitely qualifies as a master on this board so I think your out of luck. Your going to have to work your way up the ranks now again. The rumor on the street is that Jordan Eubanks is auditioning new sidekicks now that he is a nobody again, you might want to head down there and check it out haha
Detective time!
The site she set up
http://jbunneylovers.proboards84.com/index.cgi?
Where her IP gets traced by a mod on another board (to Virginia)
http://therealoc.proboards53.com/index.cgi?board=htalk&action=display&thread=1172530493&page=4
(may need to be registered to see the thread)
Work for ya Laguna?
LagunaConsultant: Damn. Tear, tear.
*bump* still hoping for 300
Haha yea that’s good enough for me. Hopefully B-Side can renounce all future posting capabilities from that IP address
Hrm, would I rather be the sidekick of Kathy Conrad or B-Side….decisions, decisions. Think I’ll go with Mrs. Conrad.
Though if I go to LA for interviews with Boeing, I’ll have to grab a beer with you B-Side.
Obsessed fan of JENN?!!! WTF!!!!
That’s hilarious. And scary.
How crazy does one have to be, to attach oneself to someone who has probably not even clocked in an aggregate 15 minutes of face-time, in the last THREE years combined?!
Lizzyw07, when you get out of OT and “Group” later, ask your therapist to pump up your meds. From now on, I am only going to refer to you as “Little Miss Thorazine”.
Haha I know, sorry I had to break the news to ya. Everything else on the resume looked good, you just got to work on the rule book.
Interesting, Miss Lizzie misrepresenting herself (or please feel free to verify otherwise, Lizzie etc. 07) and critiquing MTV for misrepresenting JeNN (does anyone see the irony….)
by the way, is there any way to explain why you’d want to create a whole website and forum devoted to Jenn?
Laguna Consultant, this is your time to shine. perhaps as one of our east coast posters, you will need to work a little virginia road trip into the weekend (I hope you don’t work on the weekends, no job is as important as THIS)
Lizzy is a crazy Virginian stalker obsessed with Jenn? Well, that seems extremely far fetched, but whatever.
Bottom line, I think most of us agree that Lauren is classy and “real”, Heidi and Jenn flunk friendship 101, Brody is shady, and Spencer *IS* a sucky person.
It would be great if KConrad could give us more insider details, but she probably has to be very selective and careful with what she posts.
Ummm as much as I would love to take a roadtrip for the sake of the board, I’m not quite sure paying a visit to this loon would accomplish much. I do have the weekends off, so if anything in the future requires investigation, I’m on the case haha
Chee Z TV Addict!
That was genius!
Best episode ever, I wish Whitney and Audrina were more involved in the show, as much as we talk about sidekicks on here, one could argue that they both fill that role on the show.
Lauren, I love you more than anything.
Just thought you should know.
Also I meaning to mention this yesterday, but I’m loving how many guys have all of a sudden appeared on the board in the last week¦ Even if all their posts are some variation of this:
“Umm yea long time reader, first time poster. Did I see that Kathy Conrad is posting on this board? Is that for real? Well if it is, tell sweet Lauren to dry those tears, Daddy’s here for her if she needs any support at all. Fuck Spencer. One.
Fulfill the dream is exempt from this. I remember him from the Laguna Boards. I believe Lauren has also relayed a “hi” to him through her mom.
Just checking in – it’s only 7:15 am here, and good to see that this site is already cracklin’. This board is way too addictive. LagunaConsultant – maybe not a road trip to Virginia, but you should head to LA for a stakeout at “Tonio’s or Bolthouse! Even if Jen(N)’s friend is an imposter, the real Jen(N) should still cough up the diamond glass martini necklace to make amends.
I love the drama of this…THIS should be an episode of the Hills.
hb
Wait a MINUTE.
I seem to recall from the most recent Laguna Beach that Tessa’s family is from Virginia – didn’t she go visit them over some vacation when all her other “friends” went to Cabo? My details might be a little off but it does open up some possibilities….
Were JenN and Tessa ever friends? aquaintances? ENEMIES?
Lizzie 07 (Tessa), reveal yourself AT ONCE!
Damn that morning commute! got to head off now, looking forward to the flurry of responses
Is KConrad ever coming back?
LagunaConsultant,
We have the technology to ban people by IP, but I feel like we need to keep Jenn’s obsessed friend around just in case. If he or she (or anybody else for that matter) thinks that she can defend Jenn’s actions, then by all means try.
All,
The Master/Sidekick theories have been kicking around since college. B-side and I have already had sidekicks, which is how we were able to make up a lot of the rules.
Also, we will probably be heading to Don Antonio’s soon. Unfortunately, we will have to go before our Team Conrad shirts arrive!
As much as I would love to grace the establishment known as Don Antonio’s with my presence, I think B-Side and J-Unit have this one covered.
I don’t have the resources yet to be making cross country weekend flights to be checking out B level Mexican eateries. However, if there ever is a pressing enough issue that B-Side and J-Unit couldn’t handle on their own, I would be more than happy to make my way over to the west coast.
I’ll help boost the post count.
I taped this episode Monday night and didn’t get to watch it till yesterday. Holy crap. All I could think was, “And Heidi thought she was going to get away with that? Does she not notice the cameras following her every move and recording her every word?”
Just the sight of Spencer makes my skin crawl. I’ve met very few people in my life who have that affect on me. The fact that I haven’t even MET the guy and he makes me feel that was is testament to the power of his slime. And Brody . . . he’s like some kind of empty vessel, to go back to my college Lit class. He has no spine or personality or mind of his own – he’s just Spencer’s puppet. That was clear in the Details article. If he would just THINK for a second, he would recognize this.
If someone starts selling Team Lauren/Team Conrad T-shirts, will you let me know?
I’d buy a Team Conrad/Team Lauren T-shirt.
I just remembered:
Breanna Conrad (Lauren’s sis) has a website & she sells t-shirts & stuff on it:
http://breanna-conrad.com/
I think she should start selling some TEAM CONRAD shirts on her site – maybe you can email her & ask………
I am on Team Conrad and have been since day one of Laguna Beach. This girl has her shit together!
Drop Heidi like a bad habit, girl!!! I am I the only one that noticed that when Lauren was crying and telling Heidi how they might lose their friendship that Heidi sat there stone faced with no expression and no hint of remorse?? It looks like she got exactly what she wanted out of Lauren- exposure and a ticket into a Hollywood inner circle (albeit Q List) and now that she has Spencey – and by de facto Brody and posse – that now she doesn’t need Lauren anymore and feels free to screw her over and possibly take Lauren’s friends with her. Jen is soooo totally doing all this to be on TV. Pah-lease. I know this bitch is tanner than all hell – but she still manages to be totally transparent. Amazing!
If I were Lauren I would pack up my shit and the TV cameras and go hang out with Drina and Whit and see how Heidi likes it.
And does Spencey have a “Special K” quality about him to anyone else? Dude, you are a privileged white boy from Beverly Hills……stop it with all the gangta references and hip-hop fashion faux pas. But I guess they make a perfect couple since Heidi is a little bit “special” herself.
Shout out to Fuflill The Dream- my older bro and funniest guy I know.
Shout out to B-Side- hy hero and funniest guy I want to know.
After all of the references to the Laguna post with 750+ responses, I had to check it out. Wow!
I noticed that Heidi was referenced in that recap – is it the same Heidi? I found it a little funny that bot she and Jenn were there for the Jason kissing Jessica thing, and saw how Lauren was hurt, and then they go on to do this…
Also, I do have to say that one of my favorite things about this site is actually seeing J-Unit and B-Side commenting on the comments. Aw, you really do care…
Best comment section EVER.
I want 300!!!
Mrs.Meow: Yes, in that episode Heidi AND Jenn were both present. In fact Heidi was wayy BFF’s with Kristin and didn’t have much interaction with Lauren from what I can remember and when Lauren was telling Jessica she saw her sitting on Jason’s lap during the show, Jenn told Lauren she was being a bitch to Jessica. Totally uncalled for!
That episode and this past Hills episode rank as the best! At least in my book!
I just went to lizzyw07′s Jenn Bunney website, and proceeded to throw up a little bit in my mouth. If you haven’t checked it out, I’m advising you not to.
I think MTV definitely edits for drama, but even if all that happened was: 1) Lauren still in the stage of being giddy at the idea of Brody being at JenN’s birthday; and 2) JenN was asking Heidi to set her up on a double date with Brody (two things that we know happened) right around the same time, then JenN’s a bad friend. If she was really basically living with Lauren, it’s pretty clear she’d know that Lauren was still interested in Brody. Add to it the conversation in Geisha House (or whatever it’s called), and you have a SUCKY friend. This is all assuming that she didn’t make out with him. Perhaps the funniest thing about lizzy’s post was the idea that JenN having a boyfriend somehow clears everything up and makes JenN appear as a good person.
I also think it’s credible that Heidi was encouraging JenN to go after Brody to get back at Lauren, at least subconsciously. On the other hand, while Toothy McDouchebag is, indeed, a SUCKY person, I don’t even know if he’s smart enough to pull that off – I think he’s just one of those idiots who thinks his friends should all be hooking up with as many girls as possible.
By the way, one of the captions of a picture on Spence’s website of him with Lauren and Heidi says something like, “Lauren hates me because I wouldn’t hook up with her.” As Ali Larter said in Legally Blonde: “scumbag.”
Edit: When I referenced Spence’s “website” I meant his myspace.
“That’s going on myspace!”
Oh yea, Heidi was there alright…
Jason shut her up pretty quickly with probably the most violent comment in the history of the series before Monday night’s amazing “BITCH.”
Lauren was upset because Jessica was sitting on Jason’s lap, and when he came over to see Lauren, Heidi(looking VERY trashy by the way) started to give him shit about it in her annoying voice and he just turned to her quickly and violently and sneered “SHUT-UP.” Heidi began to act offended, but her sound was drowned out because Jason had already turned his attention to damage controlling Lauren.
I think this was the first time Heidi showed face in the series. She also managed to kiss Kristen when they were going down the runway together. Nice night for herself. She wound up leaving together with Lauren which left everyone scratching their heads trying to figure out who this girl was.
Laguna Consultant — I think the guy in the trucker hat may be a guy from 24/7, GREG CARNEY …
I have read before that he hangs out with LC, also that there was a confrontation between him and Kristin’s Nick Zano when one bumped into the other one at a show, you know, testosterone!
So maybe it is him! I can’t tell though.
Let me see if I can foundthe links.
::runs downstairs to see if I have that season on DVD::
Yesss! I know how I am spending my evening. I can’t believe I don’t remember Heidi or Jenn in that episode.
First time poster, long time reader. First: B-Side, I adore you! I will gladly have your children if there are no other offers pending…
Second: I never liked Spencer. From the moment they introduced him on the show, all I could think was “what a sleaze bag” in the truest sense of the words sleazy and slimy. And when he flipped out at Heidi’s co-worker re the Bolthouse dress code, that sealed the deal for me. It’s very sad that Heidi’s head is so far up his ass that she can’t see this for herself.
Third: As far as this week’s episode is concerned, I have to say that Lauren acted maturely. One of the reasons I could never be on a reality show is that those moments of my life are will be preserved in perpetuity on tape and who would want that? So Heidi, you are scum for lying while on camera, and jen you a loser for getting diamonds and still being a slut while on camera.
Oh, and I totally want a “Where’s Bella?” t-shirt.
I personally thought Heidi might have been the all powerful grand wizard that controlled all masters at first. I mean she’s kissing, hugging and messing around(not in that way) with Kristen the entire episode, she’s helping Lauren with the Jason thing AND going home with her after when Lauren didn’t want to talk to anybody. This was unheard of at this point in the show. Nobody had tiptoed the line of Lauren/Kristen in an episode like this before. I thought the prophecy was true and the grand wizard had come back to restore peace to Laguna’s warring masters.
Of course this all went out the window about 10 minutes after the episode, but at first, it seemed like a possibility.
Here it is:
Carney/Zano Duel
I had to go a see again the Le Deux part of the episode to see the trucker hat guy … really, i can’t tell.
I also notice the part where Audrina and LC and dancing, ohhhhh, haha, so hip!
The fact that there were even any traces of 24/7 around Spencer and Brody just prove that the levels of their douchebaggedness are unprecedented.
btw, I don’t know what the single-day record of comments is, but this post has certainly obliterated The Hills comment records.
Just thought I’d contribute to the 300-comment run.
I loved Lauren in this episode–she showed real class in handling this situation. I would love to have a friend like her.
The only way Heidi will see the error of her ways is by experiencing heart break for herself. Kudos to Lauren for warning her, but she’ll have to learn this lesson on her own.
No one wants to be #299. Everyone wants to be #300.
WELL GOT FOR IT.
I almost forgot!
Casey == Haley’s Comet. Not a master, not a sidekick. Doesn’t even really spend that much time in the solar system, but when she does appear in the solar system, everybody is talking about it.
It’s a Fieeeeeeesta!
You did it J-Unit! 300!
Oh, I’m feeling the rain on my skin…
I just checked out MTV’s site for pictures, and there is a DEFINITE possibility that it was Greg Carney. I don’t know who we could have confirm this with, but even the allegation is enough to make me dislike Brody and Spencer more¦
I’d say there’s probably a better chance that it’s Carney than Dieter. When I first saw the show, he was just the first name that popped into my head because the douche looked like he had Dieters face, just a little grown up. Also, it would seem to make sense since it was a Laguna girl’s party, and the Laguna shows always said Dieter and Lauren were pretty good friends back in the day. Assuming that Lauren and Jenn had been friends as long as alleged, it would make sense that Dieter and Jenn would be friends too. I also read somewhere a while ago that he was living with Stephen and Andy Milonakis in LA, how true this is, I’m not sure, but that would put him in the vicinity of the party. Plus, all of a sudden there’s a Stephen and Lauren sighting, so I figured maybe everything was starting to come full circle.
I’m more inclined to think it was Carney though. He probably smelled the cameras from his apartment.
The benefits of working from home…
I just watched the Fight the Slide episode, and now I totally remember seeing Heidi before, because I remember thinking that she was weird. However, when Heidi found out Jason kissed Jessica, she was pretty annoyed/upset by it, and stuck with Lauren as a good friend does. Funny how a couple years and a toothy boyfriend change things.
You go, Moody! (is that a Harry Potter reference, by the way?)
No one else can feel it for you,
only you can let it in
The rest (of the 750 comments) are still unwritten …
Wow. 750. That’s a pretty steep target. What on earth did they talk about in all those? (Is this still in archive somewhere?)
I had never, in my life, seen 24/7 … until right now. The Humanity, THE HUMANITY!
I think it might be him. Same style of clothing, 98% of time with a trucker hat. And to think he apears to be the most “normal” of them all. Wow! Let us trust LC instincts on this one.
***clueless face***
Lauren: WTF ?
Heidi: Backstabber
Jen: Ho!
Brody: Loser (intitials BJ)
Spencer: Tool
I think that the recap for this episode was perfecly on target! 100 percent correct!
Lauren… Get a little self respect. Didn’t your experience with Jason teach you anything.
Don’t believe me.. check out the Brody Jenner clips on tmz
Lauren: WTF ?
Heidi: Backstabber
Jen: Ho!
Brody: Loser (intitials BJ)
Spencer: Tool
I think that the recap for this episode was perfecly on target! 100 percent correct!
Lauren… Get a little self respect. Didn’t your experience with Jason teach you anything?
Don’t believe me.. check out the Brody Jenner clips on tmz
Actually, I believe Heidi first showed up in the LB episode where Lauren and Jason go on the first date (with the tiny car). I just watched this not long ago. Heidi is one of the two girls hanging out with Lauren at Lauren’s pool when Jason calls to ask her out. This was the “boys are like purses” or some-such conversation.
Lime23 — yes, it is. =D
I mean, I’m not on the “pathetic” and “terrorizing” TEAM LC for nothing!!!
Yeah, Heidi was pretty much latched onto Lauren like a barnacle back then. (Fight the Slide.) In my revised view of the world, wherein Heidi = ULTIMATE USER, Heidi meets LC in San Fran at school, and almost immediately gloms onto her. When Lauren quits school to go back to LB, Heidi also quits school. Does Heidi go back to Colorado? Oh, no, no, no. That would be too normal. No, she moves down to LB, into Lauren’s parents house, or something?, with a person she’s known 3 months max. (Who does that?!?) Lauren decides to go to FIDM. MTV is interested. Heidi: yeah, me too! we can live together! & go to school together! they’ll make a show about us! And Heidi continues, rather convincingly, playing the role of “best friend” like it’s her job. Yeah, I’ll leave my boyfriend at the new years party & go home with you, because I’m just the “Best Friend Ever” (TM pending)!! Yes, everything is all good, until, well, Season 2 comes, Heidi knows it’s all winding down soon, LC is going to lose her usefulness — doh! better get a new meal ticket & here comes Spencer. Who can get her a “record deal.” And maybe a “sex tape.” Like many have said, they deserve each other.
Now, I could be all wrong, but Heidi’s cold, reptilian quality was certainly showing through on that last show.
TMZ Video Link
My connection is sucky too, so I can’t understand anything of what they are saying, but I can imagine that Spencer’s is been an ass.
This was before the Details article, but still …
Speechless.
lol…i drop in from time to time and post a comment here and there, but holy shit some of you people are on here 24/7 obsessing about these people on this lame-assed (and boring) show! especially that lagunaconsultant guy, he’s just about to fly right out of his skin! and the checking of websites and posting urls and all of this stupid independent investigation….don’t you think that it’s all a bit detached from reality?
lol….continue obsessing about these total strangers, i guess it *is* better than what *you* have going on in real life….lol
I just had a very bizarre realization that “Carol of the Bells” could change its lyrics to “Jen Jenner Jen, Jen Jenner Jen, Jen Jenner Jen,” and it would be much more entertaining!
I thought (or maybe I assumed?) that Heidi was from LB, she just wasn’t on the first season. How else would she know Kristin and be all chummy (kissy!) with her?
I’m surprised no one has commented on this yet, but as for the Lizzy girl, isn’t there a possibility that she DOES know Jenn and… you know… lives in Virginia right now, or is visiting there, or some other rational explanation? I’m not even sure why everyone is so quick to attack people that post about knowing the characters on the show. Except for K Conrad, and let me tell you, it’s getting kind of annoying reading everyone kiss her ass time and time again. She seems like a cool person, and by all means, we should be grateful that she’s on the site, but come on. I like the show, and I like Lauren, but what is she doing that is so “amazing” and “inspirational?” She seems well-adjusted based on the environment she’s in, but let’s remember that she DID agree to be in a reality show– four seasons of reality shows. Maybe it makes her life more difficult, but she signed up for it, and she knew what was coming after awhile. I don’t have much sympathy for her, to be honest.
I think missrhodeisland needs to get laid — what a killjoy!
I wonder why she cares so much about who’s posting & why………
Is Rhode Island that miserable a place to be??? – It must be!
Eh, the “detective” work took literally a minute, since I can only know of one other place that has anything to do with the Hills.
I don’t have class till the afternoon, and damnit, I’m bored.
Stupid wisdom teeth being pulled means I can’t go out for a run like normal, so, yeah, boredom + stuck inside = detectiveness. 
I just hate Spencer. He is really ugly.
Not sure why Heidi gets involved with men who are such divas, they don’t work and they aren’t even good looking.
Lauren did the same thing with Jason though. I guess we all have to go through it.
I can feel LagunaConsultant coming …
Yep, I can feel it.
bside, best recap ever. LOVE IT ALL!!!!!
lagunaconsultant, you are great. i was dying picturing jenN dancing looking like an octopus…so true and not even a TOOL should be subjected to that
can all of us in la take a trip to don antonios together? devoted fans, bside,junit,kconrad, and some cheap tacos? sounds like a dream
Who lives in Los Angeles?
Cybit,
I got my wisdom teeth pulled last week. Yay! (at least for the vicodin). I was able to go running after three days, although I popped some extra gauze back there just in case. Tell me, did you get general anesthesia or just novacaine? Stitches, or just a day’s worth of bloody gauze.
Rayla,
TVgasm happy hour at Don Antonio’s? Sounds fun to me!
oh my god i love reading this stuff.
Too bad you don’t have Whitney’s ability to heal from wisdom teeth surgery in mere hours, J-Unit.
750 is VERY steep.
I actually breezed through some of the comments the other day myself since I wanted to see what was discussed for so long. What I found was that this board has come a long, LONG way since then. I was merely an anonymous reader at this point, but I don’t think my brand of humor or opinions would have been taken too very well back then. This was a typical 10 comment run with the interpretations in parenthesis:
1) OMG I can’t believe Jason did that to Lauren, he’s such a dick. Jessica is a fat, smelly pig, I HATE HER. (This is mainly because I am extremely jealous of her boobs, but I would never post that)
2) Did you see Stephen during the show, SOOOOOO DREAMY (I just polished off a 3 gallon tub of Ben and Jerry’s, and now I’m going to inhale a bag of Cheetos while I stare into the eyes of my Stephen poster.)
3) WTF was the song they played at the end of the episode when Lauren and Stephen were in the car??? I was bawling hysterically at my house when they played it! (I know I can just go look it up on MTV.com, but I figured I’d ask here since I’ve always wanted to post and I have absolutely nothing original to say.)
4) Jason may have messed up, but every1 deserves a second chance! I really think he loves Lauren and that he won’t screw up EVER again =) (I am a naive 10 years old who just watched the sex education video in school earlier today, I feel all weird now)
5) Ladies, am I the only one who thinks Cedric is a little hottie??????? (HopeI’mNotAlone, HopeI’mNotAlone, HopeI’mNotAlone, HopeI’mNotAlone)
6) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CEDRIC!!!!! He can dance around in his little pink briefs at my house anytime! Yum (Since I’m fairly educated and realize I’m not attractive, I’ve set my sights fairly low on this one. Something tells me Cedric is available)
7) So the other day I was driving around Laguna with J-Unit looking for Roz when we stumbled into the Pomodoro¦ “ B-Side (Man, it’s awesome we have so many posts, but for the love of God could anyone please make a semi-educated statement.)
8) Jason may have cheated on Lauren, and he’ll probably do it again, but that doesn’t change the fact that he is one delicious piece of man candy!!!! Wooo Wooo Wooo!!!! (For some reason I keep meeting boys that turn out to be abusive, I don’t understand¦)
9) K-Cavs is the absolute best role model for young girls, I hope I’m just like her when I grow up. She is the coolest!!! (She reminds me of the girl who picks on me at school.)
10) B-Side, I’ll make you quesadillas anytime you want stud. (B-Side, I’ll make you quesadillas anytime you want stud.) Well I guess some things don’t change after all haha
I feel so bad for Lauren. The girl is treated badly in nearly every aspect of her life. She has crappy taste in men, crappy friends and Lisa Love is always passive aggressive with her.
Someone needs to get her to some assertiveness training courses. I think it was a step in the right direction that she FINALLY stood up to Jenn and Heidi. I hope she doesn’t turn around and go soft like she usually does.
As for a TVGasm Don Antonios Happy Hour – I could almost board a plane for an event that big!
Oh and for the record, I’d like my t-shirt to say Team J-Unit on the front and Team B-Side on the back.
“Casey == Haley’s Comet. Not a master, not a sidekick. Doesn’t even really spend that much time in the solar system, but when she does appear in the solar system, everybody is talking about it”
Damn, I was going to suggest ‘comet’ for Brody- pretty to look at, but basically just gas and ice.
Are the sidekicks who get sidekicks considered “middle management”?
Brilliantmistake — Brody can be Hale-Bob or whatever that comet was.
But I’ll leave the official celestial body nomenclature to J-Unit.
LOL @ Hale Bopp, so every one he touches ends up dead (perhaps socially) under a purple shroud of SHAME.
I was there for the first LAHH and I will be there for any HH that involves trashing Spencer, Brody, Heidi, Jen, Lisa Love, Emily the Perfect Intern and The SVAN.
hb
As for the Rhode Island lady, I’m not really concerned.
I’m just at the point where I’ve realized that people are going to have their opinions of me on here, and considering they are opinions of people that don’t even know me, there is no reason to get wrapped up in it. Different strokes for different folks. People make posts like that to try and get reactions out of people. The best way to deal with it is to completely ignore it. If she wanted to challenge me in a debate about the better restaurant, Don Antonio’s Vs. Heidelburg, I would argue with her all day¦ but as far as defending my character to some random lady in Rhode Island goes, I’m all set.
Laguna Consultant:
Your description of the LB board from days of yore is too funny. Tee Hee. Now we’re snarking on past boards.
Now, Miss Rhode Island, didn’t you think Laguna Consultant’s post was funny? Come on, maybe just a little smile?
Besides we don’t always do this; this is a Very Special Episode of The Hills.
(Also, does the title of Miss Rhode Island come with a tiara? Cause I hear they can be very dangerous..)
B-side,
We have to revise the entire celestial theory.
Brody == Hale-Bopp. The appearance of Hale-Bopp in 1997 caused a mass suicide among crazy cult members in Southern California. Similarly, the presence of Brody may cause similar reactions among many people across the country. I know I want to kill myself whenever I hear him speak.
However, the biggest change is that Spencer is no longer the douchebag asteroid belt. he is now Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 best known for leaving long-lasting scars on the surface of Jupiter (ie Heidi). The good news is that Shoemaker-Levy might have changed the face of Jupiter for a long time, but things did eventually get back to normal.
But what does that make Brent Bolthouse?
Thanks to you all for keeping me in stitches and entertained this afternoon.
I gotta admit, the prospect of a side-kick once removed having a stalker/fan is really intriguing
and more than a little sad
I know what would get me excited: going to Don Antonio’s and running into B-Side.
Be there for lunch. Shall I take pics of the site of the first Spencer infiltration of The Hills?
I am loving the solar system analogy, J Unit. Now excuse me while I go back to giggling at my desk for the next 20 minutes over the fact that Brody’s initials are actually BJ.
J-Unit – now THAT is why I love you. You pick an analogy and stick with it.
I just wnatd you to know your thorough research and attention to the Laguna/Hills universe is very much appreciated.
B-Side-
West LA, baby!
File this under “doing my part to get to 750″
If Spencer’s dad gets his own reality show, would it be called
wait for it
Dr. 90″tooth”10?
bwaaaahaaaaahaaa
Ugh, that sounded lame.
“I just wnatd you to know your thorough research and attention to the Laguna/Hills universe is very much appreciated.”
wnatd? Note to self: Don’t pust POST until you edit, not even if a boss type person is sneaking up behind you.
On a positive side it does get us closer to 750.
pust? Now this is just getting downright embarassing.
All I’m saying is that there’s a chance that J-Unit and I might be at Don Antonio’s for lunch today too.
btw, Brent Bolthouse would have to be a constellation like Lisa Love. She’s the big dipper, but to say he’s the Little Dipper wouldn’t be right (besides, that’s totally Blaine from last season).
I think Brent would have to be a constellation that thinks it’s totally cool and hipster-ish, but really isn’t because he’s taking part of an MTV reality show. Orion’s belt? For as cool and awesome as Orion’s belt appears to be, it really is only a belt.
It’s kind of hard to pinpoint which constellations actually qualify as hipster.
I think you guys are forgetting space debris. Some things just float around there broken off of other planets, comets, etc. Not to mention the NASA stuff that wiggles loose or is lost by astronauts.
During the last space mission a camera floated off during a space walk. That camera could perhaps be the paparazzi?
Brent Bolthouse is Orion’s Prada belt.
Yes, Becca, but is it cerullian?
I came home drunk last night and attempted to comment and am now thankful that I couldnt get it to go up. Apparently after the bars I create my own little after party with my computer on tvgasm.
I recall trying to understand the laguna/planet correalation…didnt then…LOVING it now.
I cant wait for the clipgasm at Don Antonios.
Lastly, Im very proud that we’ve all made it past 300.
Why do people who hate these shows come on this site to bash those of us that love them? Seriously, WHAT is your point?
It looks like Little Miss Thorazine may have been scared off the site – obviously she’s not even a good stalker – because REAL stalkers never give up! It looks like we’re going to have to work another angle on the diamond martini pin, I would really love to see LagunaConsultant meet that goal!
I just watched the rerun of Jenn’s B-Day dinner – blechhh! What an asshole – there is NO WAY editing can be blamed for that. Heidi seems kind of “energetic” and “ADD-ish”, anyone else think Spencer might be feeding her some extra doses of Vitamin C?
When Lauren and Audrina, came over and sat next to Jenn at the club, photographers were taking pictures of them. The MTV camera panned over to Heidi sitting on Spencer’s lap, and the look on her face was total, naked jealousy.
I think Heidi and Spencer deserve each other, I guess if anyone deserves to be abused, it’s that bitch.
ah ah ah! are you guys going to don antonio’s today? damn, i may not be able to blow work for lunch.
i want to go because I MET THE ROZ!
i also met lauren a few times, but whatevs.
i can’t believe i wanted to pork heidi after seeing her mack on kristen during the fashion show ep of lb. shame on me.
As a faithful reader, I just want to do my part to help get to the 750 mark.
I love you B-Side!! Now write the freakin AI recap already!!!
Oh, and great comments here… Mrs. Conrad, you are awesome for giving us some insight into what’s really going on. It keeps us invested in the show!
I’m halfway through the Idol recap, but the kid’s gotta eat. I feel like Mexican.
TO DON ANTONIO’S!!!
heartbroken that i cant make i to don antonios. another time perhaps???
I think this trip to Don Antonio’s calls for a Clipgasm!
re:”lizzy”/jenn/ca-raaaaaazy. she could be an AOL user. all AOL IP addresses are registered in Northern Virginia. (I do some work with search engine optimization and this always f’s up our population pulls)
Sharing my opinion, helping to get to the 750 mark.
Totally loved Heidi, thought she was a cute, ditzy, and just all around a fun girl
But now. Wow. Im with someone who said earlier that she wants to please Spencer so bad she will do whatever. Including hooking his homeboy up with someone. Anyone.
Jen…I don’t know. She just seemed kinda “soooo happy to be there”
Did we see her in the SUV with the 3 muskateers when the night was over???? Somehow Im just not quite sure about that one. She seems a little just soo eager to please.
Lauren. She’s cool. Glad she was able to get her feelings out there like she did, I also have a hard time articulating everything when Im upset.
However, I did kinda understand where Heidi was coming from as far as-yea Lauren can give Heidi her opinion of Spencey, but a true best friend would still be there anyway.
And Im gonna go for now.
Man this sucks, I would love to be heading to Don Antonio’s right now. Oh well, in the meantime I’ll continue here in the office looking over my shoulder and posting trying to get us to 750. The chase is on.
Ugh, I live down the street from Don Antonio’s but I can’t spy on you having lunch b/c i am @ work…in the same building as TEEN VOGUE.
I think of Lisa Love as the Black Hole and Jason as Pluto who used to be a Planet but isn;t any more.
hb
“I came home drunk last night…and am now thankful that I couldnt get it to go up.”
BayArea – this made me laugh!
I want to go to Don Antonio’s sometime. Someone told me they have life-changing Mexican food there.
do they have tvs at don antonio’s? maybe there should be a tvgasm/”the hills” season two finale viewing party there.
hey b-side. order a spencer steak for me. then throw it in the trash.
I don’t know why I’m bothering to even try to work today, I am CONSUMED with this board right now!
So, J-Unit are “black holes” at all applicable in the astrological equation of LB/TH? What about Dwarf Planets, or Exoplanets? I love this analogy, the possibilities are limitless!!!
If you guys happen to see Spencer at Don Antonio’s, PLEASE get pics!
I’m so jealous, I’m sitting in about 9 feet of snow, having to drive through gray slush, and wishing I could come to an LA Happy Hour! Oh, PLEASE have a Patron Margarita for me (light salt)!
Kudos to anyone who invokes the Marshall Applewhite/Hale-Bopp Legacy! And to Honey Bunny, for reminding me of how much I despise The Svan. That irritating bastard, I almost forgot about him!
I feel like mexican too, but the only thing that’s close to that and near me is Taco Maker, a Taco Bell’s SpinOff that we have here in Puerto Rico.
True fact, I like them, though.
A “K Conrad” comment would put this at 500 easily.
Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict – I am totally useless at work today too. I keep hitting refresh to see what new comments people leave.
::Hangs head in shame::
But….I just can’t get enough of this.
Honey Bunny,
RE: Black Holes
We must have been posting at the same time! Great minds, and all that…
I think a TVgasm meetup would be super cool. I’m in Vegas, but given enough advanced notice I would easily come down to smelLA for a weekend. Maybe even get some people from the ‘guna to come? someone from the conrad family? tessa? rocky?
#363 Chee-Z-TeeVee
Anyone who loathes the SVAN is my BFF…
hb
Who would be the Moon?
Ok everyone,don’t yell at me if I”m way off here,but could that guy[who huged Lc at De Leaux] be Tray?Remember him?I know,I can’t spell!
Oh B-Side!
I love you B-Side are you taken??
I have been so entertained the last two days with your recap and all the comments! I can’t believe we have to wait another five days to see the show again and read your recap! Seriously you make me pee my pants, you are too funny!
In keeping with the space analogy, the area where Heidi should have a brain is a Black Hole.
J Unit
General Anesthesia, since one of my teeth was coming in perpendicular to the others.
I have stitches on one side, gauze for the rest. There are 25 knot (sorry, engineer, can’t help myself) consistent wind gusts today here in St Louis, so running + gauze = baaad idea. 
Though the happy pain drugs, oh man, those ROCK. Worst part was playing video games while on them. Wheeeeeee……
And the LA’ers here are making me jealous, I want to go get cheap tacos with B-Side and J Unit!
DeLeaux?
I like that one, Go, Tigers. Welcome.
I am afraid I can’t really help with identifying the mysterious stranger in the trucker’s hat — my head was too busy spinning at the time (see post#55), and it’s kind of hard to concentrate on mysterious strangers with truckers hat when your head is whirling at 20mpg.
That said, are you by any chance from the west coast?
I love the Conrads! Am I too old to be adopted? Lauren is so poised and pretty! Thanks so muck to KConrad for posting. You are obviously a great mom and raised a very grounded young lady that makes good decisions. (Jason not withstanding)
I really like Audrina and I hope she really is going to be a good friend to Lauren… I think Heidi is just like Spencer and loves all the publicity…
20 mpg?
Oops! I meant 20 mph. My head is a hybrid, so I get much better mileage than 20 mpg.
I love the Conrads! Am I too old to be adopted? Lauren is so poised and pretty! Thanks so muck to KConrad for posting. You are obviously a great mom and raised a very grounded young lady that makes good decisions. (Jason not withstanding)
I really like Audrina and I hope she really is going to be a good friend to Lauren… I think Heidi is just like Spencer and loves all the publicity…
Also I have never been so sorry that I live in NY so far from Don Antonio’s… How will my life ever change now? Do you think Chilis will do?
I love Spencer as Shoemaker-Levy (although douchebag asteroid belt had a certain ring to it)- ties in perfectly with Heidi as Jupiter and gives us all hope that Spencer will die a horrible, flaming death.
Brody as Halle-Bopp is also genius.
Bolthouse as black hole? Hyper-efficient NYC intern-bot as the asteroid belt?
No,from Mi.Small town.I couldn’t for the life me remeber what that club was called.And too lazy to scroll thru comments!
I think KConrad should have a different color font when she comments…. Her comments are just too important to possibly miss!
Okay, it’s taken me so long to catch up that a hundred posts have gone up since I first started trying….ugh
As for the lizzy person, I’m not going to say she’s Jenn because I’ve been accused of being someone from a reality show before and I’m so not…I just happen to know someone whom ppl were talking about. That being said, lizzy’s post about Jenn don’t make any sense. Mrs. Conrad as already confirmed that Jenn is not the friend Lauren thought she was. Hey Lizzy – we all realize major editing goes on, but there are simply some things that cannot be “CREATED” – ie, a hook-up that didn’t really happen. Did they splice in Jenn’s name when Lauren was confirming with Heidi? Did they splice in Brody’s name when Jenn said she wanted to hook-up w/him? yeah, that’s it….she must’ve been talking about hooking up with her boyfriend, but they changed it to Brody…oh but wait, Lauren would’ve been bothered by Jenn hooking up w/her own boyfriend why????
B-Side – as always, you rock!!!!
As for Don Antonios – what about having another TVGasm get together (I missed the last one); this time at Don Antonios?!?
I’m trying to read all the comments, but there are just so many that I have to take a break, and when I come back… dun dun DUN, there are MORE!!! This is insane; I am insane. I must mention, I’m not in school this semester and really bored.
Great. I’m in LA and totally missed out on the Don Antonio’s B-Side/possibly J-Unit lunch. Argh! See what happens when you play with paintballs at work instead of reading TVGasm??
If the mexican food at Don Antonio’s is life changing, what does that make the fro-yo at Pinkberry’s?
Everytime I see Spencer and his stupid chain-wallet, I want to take that chain off and strangle him with it.
Someone brought up that we hadn’t seen Spencer’s crib yet, I’m starting to wonder if he lives at home with mom and pops. The balcony he’s been seen talking on his cell phone from kind of looks like the same one from Brody’s condo.
Also, a few episodes back Heidi and Spencer are seen walking into a building that was dubbed “Spencer’s house” but when Lauren and Brody went back to his place it looked like the same building.
I love you Lauren.
I hope everyone is having a fabulous day!!
When they get to the partayyy B-Side noted: “And some guy with a trucker cap and his shirt unbuttoned entirely too far!” I totally noticed that dude too, B-Side, and thought that he had a striking resemblance to CT. (I’ve actually met CT, he is from MA not far from me and is a friend of a friend’s bf and he is just as jerky as he seems. I saw the RW audition tape and it included strippers).
So was it just me that saw the resemblance?
Damn! I was actually going to Don Antonio’s today for lunch with a friend BEFORE all the exciting possibility of meeting B-Side and J-Unit came up….then an “urgent” conference call to discuss nonsense with a client came up and ruined all my lunch plans. Don’t those clients know anything?!! It’s the biggest episode ever of The Hills, dammit. I so wanted to bond with the TV Gasm boys over my long-term Team Conradness.
Pinkberry is the Hills equivalent of angel ejaculate.
(Come on, who doesn’t like a good semen joke?!)
Lizzy is a fake poser. There was no boyfriend at Jens birthday. She would not be planning a double date with Brody, Spencer, and Heidi Dumbass if she had a boyfriend. What really irked me was that Jen was talking about hooking up with Brody in front of Lauren, several times. First it was at Geisha House and then at the club.
Jen can’t dance, is one biscuit away from being Nicole Ritchie, was a one night hookup for the Brodster, and obviously got a nosejob. She must have quit the sorrority Sigma Gamma Ho to live with Lauren. I didn’t like the way Jen came at Audrina at Heidi’s birthday party. She overstepped her sidekick status. And yes it was her who was laughing when Kristin(remember her) called Lauren a dumbass for moving back to Laguna. Brody probably has girls 10 times more attractive than Miss Bunney waiting at his door everyday.She wore too much makeup during season 2 of Laguna.
K Conrad is cool with me because she provides extra insight we don’t get from MTV. Every epp I have a ton of questions that are never really answered.
Wouldn’t it be great to have a Roz and Lo reunion at Don Antonios? Roz can put on her fiesta dress and dance for everyone.
Consider my life changed.
(Oh, and I think J-Unit and I decided that Emily the intern is Saturn).
I must, must, must finish Idol. After that, photos of lunch will be posted.
I just hope I can still write. I would be most unhinged if I fell victim to the CURSE OF DON ANTONIO’S.
Well, B-side and I were at Don Antonio’s (pictures to come), and nobody came to visit us! How sad. We were even going to stop at Pinkberry to get a double after-the-fact Spencer Stalk but A) B-side hates berries, B) Angelina is just across the street and is cheaper and has more variety and C) B-side has to finish the idol recap. I also should be getting to finishing up Heroes.
Maybe next time you slackers.
Re: Black Holes,
Black Holes suck, and there are a lot of people who suck in the Hill solar system.
I would say that New York intern is Saturn. She’s fancy and thinks she’s so special, but the only reason people pay attention to her is because she is so far away from the sun.
B-Side
I hope you washed that down with some fro-yo from Pink’s…everyday should be Spencer’s favorite places to eat day!
The signs were all there for those who didn’t see the Heidi cataclysm coming.
For insight into the empty mist that inhabits the inside of Heidi’s skull, this is a must read…
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/the-hills-star-heidi-montag-says-second-season-much-friskier-4722.php
Here’s a quote from Heidi on her music:
“It’s a mixture of Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Janet Jackson. I want to bring older elements and albums into it, too. It’ll be very sexy and fun; it’ll be very Heidi. I want to make a new genre.”
That’s interesting because she just announced in another article that: “It will be the Pussycat Dolls-meets-Gwen Stefani, with a dose of Fergie.”
Wow, that will be some “new” genre.
Heidi’s music, read: kinda skanky.
“new genre”? They should have asked her to spell genre. I can’t wait to make fun of her music. When will these untalented whores learn?
Just trying to help reach 400……..
Spencer is man whore. The only person he is looking out for is his giant head of teeth.
Nuff said………..BooBooKitty OUT!
Hey why does it say in the article they met as friends?? And she never saw Laguna Beach? I thought Heidi was in an episode??
So, basically what Heidi is saying that she’s gonna copy every other artist that’s out there, BUT STILL it will be a new genre … I SEE, I SEE.
As I have said before, I think Brooke Hogan will sell more copies than her.
I can already see the album cover … I know tiaras will be involve somewhere.
Now we just need someone to go to Pinkberry’s for some fro yo. Any volunteers?
Maybe she’ll have a song called “Oh Snap”, or better yet, “Oh Snap, I’m Cute!”
I really do hate berries. and the only flavors they have there are vanilla and strawberry. wtf? no chocolate? ASSHOLES.
Tiffany — I think they met each other when LC went to SF to study. I assume that Heidi already knew who LC was.
When LC came back to Laguna, is when we strated to see tiny bits of Heidi in LB.
PS: Sorry for all my gramatical errors. I know, blasphemous!I could write in Spanish, but that’ll be of no use.
*bump*
Well, I’m still working my way through all the comments. It may take days. I can’t answer too many questions because there are still more episodes coming up and Lauren is still filming for this season.
I did read the comment from Lizzy and I don’t know if she is really Jenn’s friend or not. I do not want to trash Jenn because I don’t think she is a bad person and I don’t think she is a trashy whore. I think she just made a bad decision and then lied about it. She actually was a good friend to Lauren after the Jason breakup.
Thanks for all the kind words (kissing up!).
I want to do Pinkberry the same day I do Sprinkles. But that has to be on Lauren and Heidi Day because it’s full of CARBS.
why the berry hate b-side?
hb
Thank you, K Conrad.
Granted that we have been called pathethic, terrorizing and obsessive by infiltrators, haha.
Do you know who is the guy in the trucker hat?
I just found a new reason to love you B-Side: I hate Berries for the EXACT reason!
What did the berries ever do to you, B-Side? Berries hater! =) hehehe
I’m a huge berries fan but only because some of the best berries I’ve ever had were grown near where my parents live.
this review was hysterical..i still cant believe what heidi & jen did to lauren & im all team lauren maybe i should get my team lc shirt out from 2 years ago..when does this season end if their still filming?
Okay, so here’s our first batch of photos from Don Antonio’s:
Here’s J-Unit excited racing to the door. Time for Don Antonio’s!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2704.jpg
The excitement is unbearable for me in the elevator. My life is about to be changed. I CANNOT WAIT!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2705.jpg
The one. The only. DON ANTONIO’S!!!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2706.jpg
J-Unit happily displays the life-changing menu. Sadly, we completely overlook the significantly cheaper off camera lunch-specials just inches away from his right elbow.
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2708.jpg
I carefully examine the menu. Must be sure that this is an optimal life changing experience.
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2709.jpg
The best part though is the woman in the background while I look at the menu:
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2709b.jpg
And now my first morsel (in five years) of Don Antonio’s deep-fried tortilla goodness:
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2710.jpg
I’M A CHANGED MAN!!!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2711.jpg
More photos to come…
LOVE LOVE LOVE the photos!
Hahahaha @ the lady in the background. You can see the life changing experience reached beyond you two, for sure.
Sorry….I don’t know the trucker hat dude. It wasn’t Greg or Dieter.
Dainsey — so right on.
bside– great recap!! hope you and j-unit had a life-changing experience @ don antonios!! cant wait to hear about it– TEAM LAUREN ALL THE WAY!!!
The photos are great; made my day. The lady in the background was clearly reliving the awesome date she had with Spencer at Don Antonios.
You are a changed man B-side….the faux hawk is gone.
hb
Wow. I just saw the commercial for the next Hills. At the end of Monday’s episode, the preview made it seem like it was all about Whitney exploring new career opportunities. But the MTV commercial showed some very crafty and typical Heidi/Spencer activity. Oh, it’s gonna be great. Awful Spencer + daffy Whitney = bliss.
Oh, glorious day!
Thanks for taking me as near to Don Antonio’s as I will possibly be in my life!
I can only imagine how it felt! Maybe like rain on your skin?
Bah! Trucker Hat Guy Hypothesis were nule. Such a disappoinment.
hmm. so trucker cap is neither dieter nor greg 24/7 douchebag. a mystery in the hills! maybe he’s one of those “benefactors” like the cheese who finances the dimmer twins “lifestyle.” stavros and brandon davis, and even brody j (until david foster cut him off), started out that way. before getting a profile of their own.
i’ve seen these guys around town. they pay for the bottle service at the clubs and the girls and cheap celebs come flocking.
oh, and the black guy with the skull cap who always seems to be around is a club promoter. i think he has nights at les deux (friday), lax and maybe area.
I meant NULL and disappointment, sorry.
Gosh!?!
LagunaConsultant, marry me?
Thanks for the lunch pictures B-Side and J-Unit!
I LOVE YOU!
still laughing
Just like pretty much everyone else on this forum, I feel really bad for Lauren and im on her side completely. I think everyone knows what its like to lose that “closeness” with a best friend, and then have to try and stick out the akwardness of pretending it will all blow over soon.
But, It never really does. How can someone your so close to, become someone who is so hard to be around? I don’t get it. But anyways, I like how Heidi lied and blammed everyone on Jen. Whats up with that? Typical girls you know?
Lauren is just like me, in the sense that I feel like i’m the “good” friend and all I do is simply ask for a “good” friend back, but i’m finding out that its impossible for me. Thats why i’m totally all for Laruen here, regardless if Heidi feels like she can’t talk about her boyfriend to Lauren–which some people take her side for it. Does she have nothing else to talk about? Stupid bitch.
The preview for the next episode where Lauren is stood up by Heidi looks pretty interesting, however i’m pretty angry at Lauren for even bothering to set that dinner date up with her in the first place. Any “best friend” who hooks someone else up with someone your seeing, and then fucking leaves you at a party….i’d say so long. I’m not even going to bother.
Excuse me for all my typo’s, by the way. =)
OMG
OMG
OMG!
This is a monumentous and LIFE CHANGING thread we’ve got going on here for sure!
K Conrad makes a comeback!
Laguna Consultant is back, with a special shout out to Rockwell’s blueberry tracksuit!
B-Side and J-Unit take us on a impromptu field trip to DON ANTONIO’s!
Some old lady in the background get’s a special shout out! (she doesn’t even comprehend what that will do for her TVgasm cred)
Holy crap, this thread in itself deserves a re-cap!
Whew, now that the excitment has died down I can comment on this ep.
But what can I say that hasn’t been said before:
1. Jenn, you suck and you don’t deserve a diamond martini glass
2. Heidi, you suck and your “shashay-shontae” walk needs to go
3. Spencer, your hair is beginning to resemble a Brillo Pad
4. Brody your myspace page SUCKS
5. Lauren, you ROCK…but please include Whitney in your outings! She’s cool too!
6. Random Feline….looks like SOMEONE’s becoming a famewhore, too! Stealing the scene in 2 Hills episodes back-to-back. tsk tsk
Anniedawg25 — I agree. That nameless cat is such a Jenn Jenner. It should know its place!
That lady in the pic behind B-Side has been hit with The Curse of Don Antonio’s!
You guys have to check out this week’s issue of the Onion. The AV Club section is devoted to…
you guessed it….
SIDEKICKS!!!
http://www.avclub.com/content/
thanks SDfashgal. i just couldnt believe that jen did that behind laurens back at lo’s party. jen is not a good friend and neither is heidi. both suck.
“Jenn Jenner” that is soooo funny. I think I might use that in my everyday vocab
“Ugh, that girl we met last night was SUCH a Jenn Jenner!”
We need the 411 on the cat. Has the show ever said what the cat’s name is? Is it male or female? What does it like to eat? And the most important question of all… Is the cat on Team Lauren or Team Heidi?
As much as I like referring to the cat as SUCH a Jenn Jenner, I think it actually is not nameless. In the immediately preceding episode, as Lauren enters the apartment right before the awesome kitchen “you HAVE chosen” fight . . . she looks down as something gray and furry bounds away and says “Ashes!” At least I think so. Maybe I’m just hearing things.
(By the way, ya’ll are awesome. I’ve been reading since LB season 1 and finally had to register and post. Figured I’d wait until I had something potentially “worthwhile” to contribute
Onward to 500!!
Yeah where did the cat come from and does anyone know what ever happened to the puppy?
The cat (Ashes?) is DEFINITELY on Team Lauren. Not to mention s/he would totally kick Bella’s ass. (R.I.P. Bella)
Wheres Bella, you aren’t hearing things, I remember Lauren saying “Ashes!” in that scene as well.
I think K Conrad said that the dog was given away by Heidi because as Heidi was never home it was unfair to the dog … i bet that day Heidi wasn’t wearing a tiara.
Or did I just made that up and thought that K Conrad said it? I can’t be that nuts!
hahahaha i love the pictures of the trip to don antonios!!!
i have been reading this site forever and this episode has forced me to register and comment. this season makes up for LB3 more than I could have ever hoped for!
MTV aired a new preview for the next episode and lauren goes on a date with audrina and 2 guys, but she blows off the 2nd to date to have lauren and heido time! but she gets home and heidi is not there… instead she is with spencer at the movies! hahaha i hope this season goes on forever. its so entertaining. and jen is deff on facebook and has an invitiation to her bday party where all this went down….
p.s. a little random but my roommate was watching laguna season 1 dvd and in the 1st episode at the black and white party krisitin is complaining about how much the party sucks and jenn is right there with her agreeing with her everyword…. jenn always seemed like a two timing biotch
I don’t know the cat’s name, but Ashes is kind of funny in an overly dramatic way. ASHES! An Ashes vs. Bella battle on behalf of their masters would be excellent.
Oh, and K Conrad wrote this on the last recap:
“Heidi gave her dog, Bella, away to a friend because she wasn’t home enough to take care of her and she thought it wasn’t fair to the dog. Mystery solved!!”
Team Ashes!
i knew i wasn’t that crazy …
I hope they introduce the cat by scrolling his (?) name across the screen in white font. Underneath it “Lauren’s Cat.”
Just checking back in after a long day to find… 440 posts? A missed lunch with B-Side and J-Unit at ‘Tonio’s? Pics of B-Side himself? What in BLAZES?!
B-Side, me and the peeps are up in San Francisco. A little more notice next time, and you can expect our fatarses at the table. Can’t believe that no one came to visit – LA posters, where were you? Ah, work!
I’m more than a little embarrassed at how enjoyable this board has been. But enough from me. Please, continue.
damn damn damnable work (note the heidi-like repetition)! i can barely suppress my don antonio’s jealousy. my life needs changing via mexican food!
that cat definitely is not shy about the camera. are we sure it’s not heidi’s or jenn-air-head’s? how long before ashes betrays lauren?
I’m thinking we need another stalker to get this going in full force.
Dude, it wont let me post hereeeee
Now that’s what I’m talking about, I come home from work to find about 75 new comments. Maybe 400 wasn’t a lofty enough goal. Then again, I didn’t anticipate B-Side having a craving for Mexican this afternoon. The new revised goal is 500.
The thing that struck me, is the fact they are still filming for the hills. What are they putting these episodes together on the fly? B-Side this is your chance, you’re the only one I trust enough to be able to pull off this dangerous mission¦
As we found out from our idiotic friend in the trucker hat, it doesn’t take much to penetrate the Jenner/Pratt/Montag circle of hell. All you need is a tight pair of jeans, a gas station attendant’s shirt with a random name on it, and a trucker hat. When all 3 things are worn together, you’ll look just like a typical douchebag that Spencer would normally associate with. Plus, as we all know Spencer is way too cool to know the sidekicks of the sidekicks, he’d probably just assume that he’s met you several times, but you just weren’t important enough for him to remember your name. You’d just need to walk up to him like you owned the place, give him daps and lay an ego stroking comment on him. Something along these lines:
Please read all Spencer lines in Spencer speak¦
B-Side: (Goes to give daps) Yo, long time no see
Spencer: (Huge shit eating grin comes over his entire face) Homeboooooooooy, where you been bro?
B-Side: Hustling, making dough, being a douchebag¦ You know how we do.
Spencer: No doubt, no doubt
B-Side: Awww yea, but as we all know nobody has as much hustle as the kid over here (Queue the start of that fake friendly stomach punch thing buddies do)
Spencer: (Vein starting to pop out of his neck from smiling too wide) Oh shit, oh shit. You got me pegged bro. Who you here with?
B-Side: (Completely make up two exotic names) You know my dogs, Christalado and Giafiona
Spencer: Oh snap, I just partied with Giafiona and his bitch last weekend. That cat knows how to roll. Go grab yourself a drink on me, and give me a buzz tomorrow. We’ll hit up Don’s for lunch or something.
And just like that, your in like flyn. You don’t need to worry about Heidi either, she’ll be too busy making inaudible sounds and other high pitched animal noises to notice. Also, don’t worry about finding the Spencer. You may not know this because you’re not an unsavory human being, but the moment the trucker hat hits your head, the cameras find you. It’s like a sixth sense. You’ll feel different, shitty, but different. You’ll feel compelled to abandon your responsibilities and head out clubbing. When you get there, you’ll find your intuition led you straight to the Hill’s cameras. It’s uncanny.
This mission is very dangerous, but could yield the greatest field trip report of all time. You’d be able to report on the true idiocy of Spencer and Brody in person. Granted you may never be the same after this, but the risk seems to be worth the reward. C’Mon B-side, you watch 24, I think you’ve got this in you.
Again. LagunaConsultant, marry me. You’re amazing.
Ditto. Especially after “B-Side: Hustling, making dough, being a douchebag¦ You know how we do.”
Thumbs up.
OK, B-Side and J-Unit – WHY are one of you two not dating Lauren? Seriously, there could not possibly be any better guys out there in LA (you studs!).
The Don Antonio pictures are hilarious, did either of you order the Spencer steak? And then stomp it to death under the table?
Did you get any more scoop on SpenceHole at Don Antonio’s?
Even though I have the utmost respect for K Conrad, I still think Jenn acted like a skanky ho’. I’m proudly biased toward Team Lauren, and anyone who creeps on her guy, or her friends, is a raving asshole (IMHO)!
Plus, I’m really having fun bashing JennJenner; BroJenner, SpenJenner and HeidiHo. They should form a mediocre mall band called The CRAPtaculars. Their signature can be showering the audience with toxic cheeseballs – ‘cuz you know, they’re all toxic cheeseballs. Actually, maybe they can just call themselves The Toxic Cheeseballs.
They can redefine a genre by incorporating The Brady Bunch, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Weird Al Yankovich – it’ll be sassy yet ironic, with just a smidgen of La Petomane.
How’s that for a cultural French reference NYWord?
Now I’m going to watch RW: Denver – which should be easier than usual due to the 2 or 3 cosmo’s I downed after work today. Yeah, I’m buzzed… I like it!
LagunaConsultant, you’re hilarious!
Seriously though – if they’re STILL filming, maybe they’ll have more than 10 episodes this season? I just hope there’s LO footage SOON – Lo would totally have Lauren’s back and give Heidi major attitude.
Haha. I’m so lame. I keep refreshing the page to see if he’s answered my plea.. er, request yet.
FYI, Once I’m done with my real world recap, i’ll post more of the don antonio’s pictures.
Laguna Consultant,
That is genius, pure genius.
I’m just having a slight ethical crisis though – should we risk our heroes’ exposure to the human equivalent of nuclear waste?
“you’ll look just like a typical douchebag that Spencer would normally associate with.”
Okay, even before I saw B-Side’s precious face today (those DonAntonio’s pictures are the best thing ever), I knew he could never look like a douchebag that Spencer would normally associate with.
That said, B-Side must infiltrate the 7th layer of hell. I just don’t know how he’s going to make himself look douchbaggy enough. It’s a conundrum.
No we shouldn’t… This is why I need to live in LA.
Amanda, the marriage proposal is dually noted, but I’m still holding out for Lauren, sorry haha
goddamn! there are so many comments that i can’t even read them all, and i’m sure i’m going to make the same comments as everyone else, but in a nutshell…Heidi is a lying sack of super shit!!!! What a b-otch! Jen sucks too, but she at least exhibited a little bit of concern and guilt about wanting to hook up with Brody, Heidi straight instigated, condoned with no remorse and facilitated the betrayal. I hope Lauren kicks her in her gigantic balls after she see what a bold faced liar she is. I now hate Heidi and I hope Spencer gives her herpes! Dumb bitch! Ewww!!!
OMGOMGOMG!
the worst has happened!!!!
j-unit is leaving b-side and TVgasm!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
What?
Is this a CURSE OF DON ANTONIO’s trick?
I’m telling you, that food was life changing!
Damn that Don Antonio!!
We weren’t there to protect you from the curse!
Finally back from work and able to log back on…..
Hard to believe how much I miss while toiling away in the proverbial salt mines.
can’t believe that while I was munching away on my crappy Balance bar at lunch time, B side and J unit were chowing down on Don Antonio’s finest! hope you washed it all down with ice cold coronas and expensed the entire extravaganza to work !
(did you buy that lady behind you a beer too? is that why she’s writhing with ecstasy?)
Heidi did a little interview for Saturday Night Magazine, if anyone is interested.
http://www.snmag.com/content/view/188/2/
K Conrad, can you give us the cat name? Please. =D
K Conrad, has it ever occured to you that Heidi pimped your daughter so she can be on TV. Her dream is to be famous and she saw you daughter as a meal ticket. I find it very weird that she said she never saw lb before she met Lauren, but she became tight with her when she saw MTV filming Lauren in San Franciso. Maybe yall should have a round table discussion and ask her about her real intentions. Bottom Line, she doesn’t really care about your daughter, she is just using her.
“Heidi, you’re a ripe 20-years-old in the mist of a bustling young Hollywood, you’re an actress, you’re on MTV and you have an opportunity that millions would do anything for. Is this something you dreamed of? Yeah definitely! This something I’ve wanted since I was young and I’m having fun with it. I’m just trying to be in the moment. ”
I bet her eyeballs went right out of her skull when she saw Lauren at that college.
I would not waste my time reading anything coming out of that idiot’s (mouth). I almost had glaucoma when I saw her pictures in Stuff Magazine. That will was my first and definetly my last. Seeing that 12 year old body trapped in a twenty year old body was not a pretty sight at all.
Man, the food really must be life-changing. Okay I can resign myself to J-Unit leaving TVgasm even if the food’s not the real reason for his departure but I will have to boycott DonAntonio’s permanently if B-Side or J-Unit start taking on the persona of BJ and The Tool and using cheesy pick-up lines to get girls or start picking fights with random strangers or co-workers about clothes.
K Conrad, will your daughter sign up for S3. God I wish she does, so we will not see Heidi’s face again. And can yall tell Lo to move in with Lauren.
What’s that about J-unit leaving??
LagunaConsultant, that what so funny.
About the shirts, is that really happening? I want a “Where’s Bella?” shirt. That one seems to be popular, it’s just cute and no one will get it (no one I know).
On the heroes recap, J-Unit says that is his last recap for Tvgasm.
Onward to 500!
Those pictures in the magazine look like the start of a porn spread…
Is there any truth to the rumor that Heidi is starring in the new porno “Alpha Whore?”
So, now J-Unit will be a greater at Don Antonio’s or something like that?
Watched the episode again tonight, turned on the closed captioning as I ran on the treadmill and picked up a few things I didn’t notice/hear before.
The beginning of the show where Heidi and Jenn discussed going out with Brody just seemed to be really cold. It didn’t appear as if either of them really cared much about their actions. That little segment showed a lot about the type of people they are.
The birthday/hookup still seems weird to me. I posted earlier about how I thought it happened on two different occasions and MTV spliced it. But for that to make sense, that would mean MTV instructed LC, Whitney and Heidi to all pretend it happened on the same night while they discussed (or fought, in the case with Heidi and LC) it the “next” day. Bizarre but not unheard of, at least for MTV. Just surprising the girls would go along with it.
Another reason I think it was 2 different occasions was that BJ had on a brownish t-shirt in the club but had on a white sweater while driving away (if that was him driving). I do think Jenn hooked up with BJ after LC and Brody stopped seeing each other, but LC might have still liked him.
Knowing it’s MTV, I’m just curious how “real” a lot of this was. I know K Conrad says it’s relatively accurate, and I believe her, I just don’t trust MTV editing.
K Conrad PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give us some more dirt and detail about Heidi ! Jen may have been the girl to kiss(or w/e else) with Brody but Heidi was the the “friend” that forced it. Anyways we love you here keep posting ! If you haven’t noticed we all think after this episode that you have been a great mom, and it such a good thing to see your daugther react in the perfect way. TEAM CONRAD/ BAD SIDE- TEAM HATE HEIDI
p.s. sorry for miss type, ment back side*
B-Side I gotta congratulate you on all these comments….it was a monumental episode that deserves AT LEAST 750 comments….
So with all this sidekick talk I got an idea for a new reality spin/off/game show America’s or Laguna’s Next Top Sidekick…of course the host would be top professional sidekick Roz…think about it we could get all the lame sidekicks from past seasons of Laguna and The Hills: Ceddy, Jenn, Cami, etc..and pit them head to head weekly Sidekick Tasks… it would be AWESOME!!!…I am still working on what the winner gets and what these weekly tasks would entail…more later….
Lovedr makes a good point above (Lovedr, I do like some of your comments!) B-Side, were you able to expense the ‘Tonio’s lunch to TVGasm as a “business expense?” It kind of was.
More importantly, given that this was mid-day, mid-week outing, did you enjoy a cocktail or two with your entree? Did J-Unit?
After this episode, I realize that Heidi is a sinister beeeotch! Her personality is horrible; she’s totally talentless; and her looks are only average. Anyway, just read the Saturday magazine interview…
(1) How is Heidi an “actress”?? (Other than sharing airtime on LAUREN’S SHOW)
(2) Why does Heidi look so UNNATURAL in the pictures?? OMG, SO STIFF and AWKWARD! She looks lifeless.
(3) Does she only have 1 expression? Heidi’s facial expressions look THE SAME in all the pictures! She doesn’t make a good print model…
j-unit is leaving? did jenn make up stories and turn you two against each other? bitch!
Oh Snap!
B-Side: You owe us some promised photos?!?!?!
I guess I’ll see them tomorrow! Keep the 750 mission going.
ADIOS, HASTA MAÑANA.
i can’t seem to sort through all the comments quickly enough….
B side,
can you explain? is J Unit really moving on to greener pastures??
(and will there be a job opening soon at tvgasm?)
Wow, I’m so late but I have to watch the shows online because I don’t get cable in my college apartment
Anyway, I loved the episode. I don’t like to watch conflict on tv usually. I’m a pacifist. I’ve liked Lauren since the beginning of Laguna Beach. She seems like a good girl and isn’t obnoxious like the rest of the rich girls on tv. I think Spencer sucks like everyone else, I don’t think Jenn is that bad really, she messed up but she seems like a nice person. Heidi, Brody, Spencer, and Audrina all seem to be on the show for exposure and for future jobs. No one seems real in LA.
B-side a recap of the comments should def. be done! by doing this garrenteed 750 !
Wow, I thought it would be amazing if this recap hit 200. Then 300. And now that there’s talk of 750, why I feel like an American Idol contestant who auditioned as a joke and wound up heading into the finals!
Okay, that’s overly dramatic. Anyway, just finished watching Top Model, gotta eat dinner and then watch Idol. I swear, more photos from Don Antonio’s will be up. It might be a late night thang though.
And yes, J-Unit is leaving TVgasm for reals. It’s been almost three years; so it really is an end of an era, sadly.
Cures of Don Antonio’s…. Curse of Don Antonio’s…
if yall can’t already tell i haven’t posted here mostly bc i can’t spell, but oh well this epi was worth it haha
I never thought Heidi or Jenn was “bad” girls, either but they ARE messed up right now! I’m still amazed that they could be so crappy to Lauren.
Audrina seems sweet and shy, she’s a pretty girl and probably enjoying the attention.
On what planet is Spencer even remotely appealing? How could any girl stand to kiss that mouth of his? blech!
ugh, I really should have proofread that last comment before I posted it.
Let’s pour a Don Antonio’s margarita out for J-Unit.
Hey J-Unit, I keep reading that you’re leaving, but where exactly are you going to?
Hey, who else lives in the San Francisco Bay area?
I have a friend who saw Lauren during her short stay here, but of course that’s immaterial now.
Northern and Southern California should really be two separate states.
boring ramble over and out.
J-Unit’s leaving huh¦ Wait a second, I think I saw this on an episode of 24 once.
I know what you guys are up too.
This is all part of an elaborate scheme to make Spencer and Heidi believe that J-Unit has no connections to TVGasm anymore so he can penetrate Les Deux without arousing suspicion.
Godspeed J-Unit, Godspeed¦
last comment above..haha..I cant even handle the wit of lagunaconsultant
I can’t escape the hills this week. I go on this website now more than I go on myspace (which says a lot) Then, Im at the gym and what comes on…only the hills. Im at happy hour at a bar…there’s a TV in our booth with the Hills on.
Helping get to 500.
i’m shocked, we had an obsessed jenn jenner fan but no heidi friend fam or fan? ekkkk heidi is slackin
I thought I would share this tidbit about Heidi-ho. Early someone commented on the way Heidi-ho strategically befriended Lauren to fulfill her selfish “dreams” of always being a “celebrity”.
Heidi like the rest of her posse used Lauren. If it weren’t for her they would still be peddling their crap to producers, etc.
This excerpt was found in the Stuff magazine interview.
“When an MTV crew showed up at the San Francisco Academy of Art to film one of Heidi Montag’s classmates, she wasn’t too impressed. You see, Heidi had never seen Laguna Beach or its star, Lauren Conrad. But, much to the delight of network execs, the two hit it off and started plotting a move to Los Angeles. The rest was history. Soon Heidi and L.C. were given their own spin-off, The Hills, and Heidi was a breakout star.”
Also I wanted to point out that you cannot compare Sex and the City to The Hills as Heidi mentions in an interview. Heidi is delusional if she thinks there are similarities between the two shows.
Heidi from the start ofcouse was there only for fame…..come on she met laren AFTER laguna beach ! its sad that most of us knew it but just realized it now. Heidi in the last season seems such a good friend(new years w/ asshole jason) but now she killed it !
Okay, here are the rest of the Don Antonio’s photos:
J-Unit prepares to enjoy some Carne Asada, not realizing that the life-changing powers of Don Antonio’s would soon send him fleeing TVgasm after three faithful years:
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2712.jpg
Ah, the zesty allure of the beef taco siren song! I risk the Curse of Don Antonio’s, but I don’t care! I don’t care!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2713.jpg
It’s not Mexican food without a margarita. I’m most thrilled to be enjoying this one smack dab in the middle of the work day. Viva Don Antonio’s!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2714.jpg
At last I drink from the forbidden goblet of Don Antonio’s!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2715.jpg
Oh… the curse of Don Antonio’s…
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2717.jpg
And I’m not the only one smitten by this most powerful of libations…
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2717b.jpg
J-Unit tries to get tanked, but I don’t have the heart to tell him that his lemonade is nonalcoholic (he was the driver, after all).
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2718.jpg
What have I done?
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2719.jpg
Truth was that Don Antonio’s was pretty damn awesome. I’m not a huge Mexican food fan, but my taco & tamale combo plate was rather tasty and satisfying. Okay, it was great, but life changing? No, not really. Nevertheless, as TVgasm writers, we felt it was our duty to purify the restaurant from the lingering specter of Spencer Pratt. So we did the only thing we knew how:
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/images/thehills/season2/IMG_2720.jpg
LagunaConsultant, haha, it’s alright. Maybe one day..
just helping to get to 500…
team lauren!
Good morning, Team Conrad!
(and you too, Jstar — where are you, by the way? don’t leave!)
Onward to 500.
Anyway, just catching up from last night (yes, Miss R.I., I took a little time out for that thing called “life”) and have to give a shout out to Laguna Consultant for hilarious post #446.
And 2 K Conrad postings! I am so glad I read the article posted by K Conrad (now she’s doing research along with the rest of us). Otherwise, I would have had no idea that Heidi was a quiet girl, who never went out to clubs (must make it hard to do her “job” at Bolthouse). It’s a sacrifice — giving up a life of fun & glamor, but she’s doing it for the “kids.”
But the most exciting for me is to hear is that the season of The Hills is STILL FILMING. I so want to see the smackdown between Lauren & Heidi after Lauren watches this past episode. “Heidi, you LYING #$(*&@$!!!” But I fear MTV won’t show this. MTV won’t give us a show where Lauren watches the show. That’s far too meta for MTV, I guess. She’s been on TV for 4 years now, and they’re still trying to maintain the illusion that she’s just this normal girl, trying to make it in the world. So we don’t get to see the people coming up to her for autographs, or throwing drinks at her, or her reading magazine articles about her “friends.” Come on, MTV, we can handle it. At least show us the post-episode/Details article smackdown!! That’s all I ask.
Those photos were great B-Side. You could see the full range of emotion it was very touching.
J-Unit – dude you are looking good! Someone has been working out and that lovely blue Addidas was an excellent choice.
Damn I’m gonna miss these little outings. (sigh)
Shouldn’t this episode be up there in the Buzzgams? Or is my comp just very VERY slow? It definetly deserves to be up there
Yesss 501! Broke 500! Heidi is the worst type of friend.. a user- Spencer’s head is a square! Brody is a pretty boy who is such a poser, as revealed in Details mag- Jenn is a lost soul in LA! Lauren is AWESOME!!
Haha, B-Side, the woman in the background of those pictures + TEAM CONRAD on your checks = pure genious. You guys are hilarious! Too bad no one showed up to have lunch with you guys. If I didn’t live 3,000 miles away, I would have totally hit up Don Antonio’s.
J-Unit, we’re going to miss you! (Even though I’ve been missing you in the Veronica Mars section for a while…) Good luck with everything!
Team Conrad all the way!!
Ahhhh, another beautiful morning on the right side of the fence. Too bad it’s snowing¦
Don’t need to touch on much from the overnight(West Coast) posts. I of course enjoyed the second round of the Don Antonio pics. Definitely appreciate the fact they didn’t get their own page like usual, or else we’d never get to our goal of 750.
The thing that bothered me was that stuff magazine excerpt. I completely forgot that they didn’t even know each other before Lauren was already on TV. For some reason my brain keeps making me want to think that they somehow knew each other before that, even though I know they didn’t. I loved the part that said Heidi wasn’t impressed with the cameras, because she had never seen Laguna Beach or its star before. That is such a load of shit on so many different levels. The only truthful word in that sentence is “the.”
Uh oh¦ I feel a rant coming on¦ Run and hide now if you don’t want to hear me preach about Heidi and Jenn being a product of America self destructing for 10 paragraphs¦
The problem with all these new reality shows; is that some people are earning fame and fortune when they are just not built for it. Producers try to cast the most alluring people for the shows, unfortunately, they are not even taking into consideration the person’s capacity to be able to handle the lifestyle that ensues. Heidi Montag and Jenn Bunney were not built for potential fame and fortune, at least not at this point in their lives. Sadly, I fear the same thing would have happened if it were two different girls in the same situation.
Celebrity has gone to a new level in the last 15 years. Back in the day, celebrities weren’t shoved down your throats like they are today. If you wanted to see celebrities outside of their jobs, you’d have to go and pick up a copy of people magazine at the grocery store, or tune into VH1 when they had an occasional celebrity gossip show. Now, combine the 1000′s of cable channels, the internet and the US Weekly’s of the world, and you can’t escape the celebrity frenzy if you tried.
Seeing a story about a celebrity on the news, unless they died, was basically unheard of just 15 years ago. The lead story on 6pm news here in Boston, Massachusetts 4 days in a row last week was Britney Spears going off the deep end and shaving her head. THE LEAD STORY. Umm, didn’t we just elect a new governor in Massachusetts who’s using and abusing his power to buy five thousand dollar curtains for his office with the taxpayer’s money? Isn’t that a little more important than a girl who’s been spiraling out of control for years now? Sorry to say, the producers weren’t going against the grain with this one. They were just doing what they have always done; giving the people what they wanted to see, and what they wanted to see was Spears.
You know what Heidi and Bunney grew up doing? Watching American Idol like every other adolescent girl their ages, and salivating at the opportunity to be that person winning the contest. It’s the new American dream, becoming rich and having everyone love you. Unfortunately, neither of them can sing (sorry heidi), so it didn’t look like the celebrity thing was going to happen for them. Alas, here comes pretty little Lauren Conrad and she’s being tailed by hoards of MTV cameras! I’m not going to say that Jenn only stayed friends with Lauren because of the cameras since they were friends before that, but I can’t give Heidi that benefit of the doubt. Regardless, this was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to either of them, they were going to be on TV! The seasons start going by, the autographs start being signed, the fan mail is pouring in. Regrettably, like most people thrust into this position, their heads started to get a little big as well. I’m sure it was a great ride, getting paid and experiencing the thrills of celebrity just from hanging out with your friends. And this thing only keeps getting bigger, and you’re loving every minute of it. Then out of nowhere, disaster strikes.
Lauren says this will most likely be her last year with the show. Oh no, what to do now? We’ve had the taste of celebrity for years now, and we’re completely dependant on this show for that fix. How dare she end all of our careers just because she’s sick of the spotlight? So Heidi goes for a walk and she runs into Spencer Pratt and Brody Jenner, and they want to make her a big star with them! Thank God, because dumb Lauren decided to start winding this thing down, and she wasn’t ready to quit this cold turkey, especially since she was just starting to come out of her shell. Well, now that I have these two, what do I need Lauren for? I’ve been with Spencer for a while now so he must really like me.
Uh oh, Jenn can see the writing on the wall now too, Heidi’s starting to make her move while Lauren is slowing down. That Brody Jenner is quite hot, rich too. Maybe I could get him? No, I’m just Jenn Bunney, he’s out of my league. Oh my, I think I CAN get him, Heidi told me so. But Lauren’s been dating him and she’s been my friend for so long. What? He likes me? Maybe this thing isn’t going to wind down for me after all, Lauren would have done the same thing if she was in my position. Screw it, where’s Brody.
I will never deny the fact that Heidi and Jenn turned out to be fake, awful friends to Lauren. That much is certain. Sadly, at the same time I can’t help but think the same thing would have happened if it were two different girls in the same situation. They were completely intoxicated with the idea of becoming a major celebrity, its what this new society has trained them to do, and it caused them to make decisions they probably would not have made otherwise.
Alright I’m done. That was WAY to long.
Hilarious Don Antonio’s pictures, you guys are such a trip!
J-Unit – You can’t be deserting us! What gives? I hope your moving on to something that allows you to continue to showcase your humor and creativity – I’ll miss you for sure!
I don’t believe for one minute Heidi didn’t who Lauren was, or know anything about LB. Even if she didn’t watch it (which I doubt), SOMEONE would have said something to her about it – how ridiculous.
So anyway, it now appears that the REAL nutcase here is Heidi, or should we call her NEDRA! The suddenly missing puppy, messing with Lauren’s boyfriends – I’m starting to see SWF similarities! Does Heidi have a dead twin?
Lauren, if Jason or Brody end up with a stiletto heel through the eye – then GET THE HELL OUT OF THE APARTMENT – Don’t take the cat, JUST LEAVE THE APARTMENT!
Since people are wondering, I am going to freelance for a little bit, trying to whore myself out for interviews, visit the beach more (Lagna included) attending show tapings that I have always wanted to see (Tyra Show, here I come!), perhaps visit a few sets (Passions, Days, watch out!), travel, stalk Top Model tapings. You know, the usual. In a year or so, I hope to go to business school.
always love the B&J photo shoots…I will truly miss those.
Back to hating—Spencer Sucks!
hb
Didn’t anyone notice in the Details article that BJ had a lot of pets he bought for girlfriend that then returned them?
Maybe LC’s cat was a Brody gift.
And am I the only one desperately craving Mexican food now?
On Heidi’s myspace it says she’s from “Crested Butte, Colorado” – doesn’t that sound like “Crusty Butt”, Colorado???
Silly – I know – just trying to get to 750!
Good morning, kids. Glad to be on this side of 500. B-Side, glad to see that you induldged in beverage at the lunch/photoshoot. I was troubled by the last shot, though, which appeared to include two separate bills. You couldn’t treat J-Unit to a little farewell lunch tween friends? And why do I suddently feel so sure that when Spencer takes his ladies out , there is also a split tab at the end of the night?
Or was it Hedra? Oh, well either way she was completely bat-shit crazy.
Laguna, you’re so serious this morning! It’ll be ok, sh, shhhh……..
Actually, I agreed with your post. I was feeling the same way last week when Fox News featured hour after hour of the Anna Nicole Smith hearings in Florida – I know it’s news, but there is actually a WAR going on the Middle East, and the state of our nation domestically is not so great either.
I believe the judge in the Anna Nicole Smith hearings, Larry Seidlin, has actually been signed with CBS for his own show (after his courtroom antics). Our society really has gone a bit crazy…
I get the feeling that slimy Spencer gets payment in other ways….
And also, if Heidi does come from crusty butt then it does explain Spencer’s fascination with the back door…
Hmmmmm….I wonder if the cat was indeed a Brody gift. Seriously how did KCav stand him for so long?? I’m guessing she’s the one who kicked him to the curb. I’m glad he looks like such a jerk on this episode after he was so cavalier with the ladies (yes. I love puns. such a dork
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I don’t really have anything to say. I just want to help you on your elusive quest for 750.
Think of it as a 21-gun salute to Mr. Unit.
I also don’t have much to say about the episode, but Spencer is gross.
I’m helping out in the same way Ms. T is. Cheers to Mr. Unit.
Hmm… if K-Cav put up with Brody for so long, I wonder what her thoughts on Spencer are. I doubt she put up with any of his shit.
B-Side, what do you think you would do if you ran into Spencer in LA?
It’s very exciting to hear about a Lauren-Lo reunion! Lauren just needs to make friends with Roz, and she’d have the two best sidekicks in Laguna history.
Spencer, on the other hand, needs to enlist the help of Cedric. For some reason, I feel like he would be the perfect “backdoor” sidekick that Spencer obviously needs.
I don’t believe J-Unit is leaving. They are just saying this to get to 750 comments!! I call foul.
Also, I think that Whitney is waaaaaaaaaaayyyy too Pollyanna to be anyone’s sidekick, so I don’t think she will be moving into the stratosphere anytime soon. To use J-Unit’s analogy, she is like the moons of Uranus… no one really notices they exist, but when you are forced to acknowledge them, they’re kinda funny.
Oh, and P.S…. to go way, way back to the TVgasm T-shirt comment, I want one that says “T-Shirts are a 30 BILLION DOLLAR A YEAR INDUSTRY”
Thanks.
#508 bulletproof –
you are not alone. I have been jonezing (spllng?) for Mexican since B-side & J Unit announced their field trip yesterday. Soooooo jealous!
And the pictures Outstanding!
Sadly, we don’t have any decent Mexican restaurants in Central Mass. That’s what I miss most about SoCal.
We have a few that are life changing…..but I don’t mean that in a good way.
They just don’t do things the Don Antonios’ way.
I found it odd that Brody seems to be always giving girls animals (and therefore wouldn’t be surprising if that cat did come from him). Thoughts from anyone else???
Also, will the discussion of having a TVgasm Happy Hour at DA be moved to the messageboards or will we figure that out on here (which would probably help hit the 750 mark)?
If you’re doing a TVgasm happy hour, then you should have theme drinks commemorating the show. Here are some suggestions:
The JennJenner; Campari & OJ – because it’s orange and slightly bitter.
The SpenceWhore; Bailey’s & Lime Juice – because it has the same taste and consistency of vomit
The Heidi-Ho; Long Island Iced Tea – because it’s deceptively sweet and innocuous – but it will FUCK YOU UP!
The 8-Bahl – Red Bull & Yagermeister – because it’s like liquid crack.
The K-Cav – Draft Beer.
The Lauren – Cosmo – because it’s sweet and sophisticated.
The Whh-wh-Whitney – Bacardi & Diet Coke – because it’s bland and predictable.
The Drina – Muddled SoCo Old Fashioned – because she actually uses her kitchen.
The Brody – The Flaming Moe – see Simpson’s episode for recipe – it includes cough syrup. I think this one is self explanatory.
The LiLove – Johnny Walker Blue, rocks, twist. Because she’s like Mr. Grant to Lauren’s Mary Tyler Moore.
Ok, ok. I confess that as soon as I logged on I looked for the Don Antonio’s pictures … why do they have this magnetic and pulling effect on me?
The TEAM CONRAD/TEAM LAUREN touch was worthy of you two, J Unit & B-Side. hahaha.
I’m guessing they’re already lining up outside the TVGasm offices to replace the iconic J-Unit.
LagunaConsultant said it best, Godspeed brother…
don antonios tvgasm happy hour early next week? wednesday $1 taco night? we must do it soon!!!! hahaha love the drink ideas, ill take a lilove
I doubt that the cat was given by Brody. That’s ridiculous, they would have barely known each other to be giving animals gifts!!!
But he only has 2 working brain cells (to give a margin of error), so I guess there’s always a possibility.
I feel really badly for Lauren – I wish she had people in her life who weren’t total users.
The next batch of pictures were great. that’s quite the come hither look B-side has perfected before drinking his margarita.
I jonesing for mexican now too. I must be very susceptible to B-Side/ J Unit product placement, I actually bought some Pirate’s Booty after it was featured in a camgasm. it was tasty.
hahaha i love the pictures. especially the receipt haha
moodylupin/$525: I agree with you, but if you read the interview Brody did, he mentioned giving BOTH Kristin and Nicole a pet.
isn’t jenn friends with kristin too? or used to be???? so jn definetly backstabbed not only lauren but krisitn hahaha
Just saw the previews! I can’t wait to see how Lauren reacts to Heidi ORDERING POPCORN!!!! while LC is at home playing with her greasy dishwater locks. No doubt it will be the greatest travesty she’s pouted about since Stephen had the nerve to enjoy his girlfriends company on that camping trip that one time! Suicide watch ’07 may have to go into full effect.
Oh, jstar.
Just one last post, cause I’m here to help. Someone has helpfully broken this all down using the K-W-L-H learning method.
You know, that remedial approach to learning:
K: what do we Know? Dinosaurs are large.
W: what do we Want to find out? How long ago did they live?, etc. method.
here it is:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_4-Wk8YpZDbc/ReO-ehco5WI/AAAAAAAAAAY/ajMekFMhPKM/s1600-h/klwh.jpg
and with that, I don’t .. think .. I can .. post .. anymore .. nothing .. left to .. say… slowing down … 750 .. too hard…….
OMG Lime23 that was brilliant!
take a little breather – you’ve definitely earned it
Hey guys. Just got back from taping a segment for Fox Reality. Sadly, I wasn’t discussing the Hills, but I did get to talk about ANTM with Eugena and Megg from last season. Check it out this weekend!
Now, back to the Spencer hating.
ugh.. i hated megg. i’ll definitely watch though.
was she as annoying in person as she was on the show?
livemusicjunkie #529 —
yep, i read it … but Kristin lived with him and Nicole, well … is Nicole, who cares?!?! Maybe he thought the pet would help in the “getting Nicole to eat” quest.
But as I said, I don’t put it past his 2 working brain cells.
haha, you know what would’ve been funnier? If he had given the same rejected/returned pet to the “new girlfriend”.
Lime23 — I believe in you! Get yourself a breather and get that Stamina up and running again!
Hey guys, just wanted to contribute to the run for 750 today. So…Spencer is a douche and Jenn looks like Doug. Baa Da Baa Da Baa Da Baa Da Baa Da Baa!
Megg was very sweet and looked MUCH better in person. She was rail thin.
She seemed slightly overwhelmed, and there were a few times when I tried to make little jokes with her, and I think they kind of went over her head because she just sort of stared at me with a blank expression. But she was very, very nice.
Man, Spencer and Brody just suck too much for words. After that details article, they have gotten to the point with me where I believe anything somebody says about them. I don’t even question it anymore, no matter how ridiculous. This is how bad it’s gotten, I was talking about this with a girl at work earlier during lunch and she goes:
“Ya they are scum, that whole Nicole Richie thing is awful. You know how Nicole was a recovering heroin addict and was doing pretty well, I wouldn’t be surprised if Spencer convinced her to take heroin again so she’d break down and Brody could swoop in and save the day.”
You know what, this may have been a baseless accusation, but I’m now convinced this happened. That’s the point I’m at with these two now, where I wouldn’t be surprised if this scumbag was a big enough douchebag to slip a recovering addict some H so his boyfriend could look like the man. They both just need a real solid ass kicking to bring them back down to earth for a minute.
Bro-ho is obviously gay, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out. There is a reason why he can’t keep a pussy and vice versa. I have a feeling someone from the editing room at MTV is reading this board. We thought next weeks episode was about Whitney, but they totally did a 360 once they read B-Side Recap that everyday should be a Lauren and Heidi Day. I will rather watch Whitney make those faces than watch Spencer and Heidi have another “lets site outside the coffe shop for the 100th time” convo.
I just don’t understand why they never film Heidi-ho and Spence at his OWN house. I have a feeling he lives with Dr. and Mrs. Pratt still (i wish they’d pop up on the show). Or maybe he just mooches off Brody’s parents.
moodylupin: OMG – that would’ve HI-larious (didn’t know he and KC lived together, but I still find it odd that he hands out pets like some guys hand out flowers LOL)
Or maybe he just mooches off Brody’s parents. – I take that back…he probably lives with his GODFATHER. Does anyone have pics of this godfather?
I just saw previews for next week and it looks like Heidi ditches Lauren AGAIN for Spencer. Ahhh, I can’t wait.
Team Ashes #516 — that would’ve been really entertaining … Kristin dealing with Spencer … that would have been a show.
Lime23: love your little project…great job! Very creative. Do we see a job at the TVgasm offices in the future for you???
I haven’t seen the preview, so if someone wants to tell me , please do.
I was bored at work (okay so I didn’t want to write my article) so I just reread the Details article about the Godfather. Could it be the guy in the trucker hat in this episode is him? His name is Jared Najjar. I found a small image of him on an Armami website.
http://216.70.123.166/19.jpg
(I have yet to see all of this past week’s episode due to work committments so if it’s not him, oh well..)
livemusicjunkie — I think KC lived with Brody for a while and left sidekick Roz on her own (they were going to be roomates), but I don’t remember from where I got this, haha, so handle with care.
Oh and I think the Godfather aka Jared works in jewelry or something like that. Here’s the public site:
http://www.myspace.com/archangella
Here’s Jared’s Myspace though it’s private:
http://www.myspace.com/jarednajjar
K Conrad, is Lauren going to be on the cover of Teen Vogue or any other magazine. What should we look forward to this year and when is her clothing line coming out. I will rather read about her than watch her on TV. TH S2 has been disappointing. It’s not about Lauren anymore, it’s about the three fools trying to steal her show.
B-Side – I love you! I love The Hills! But PLEASE go and write the re-cap for 24. You’re killing me over here!
Moody…I read an article with Kristin last year (I think in Rolling Stone) that she and Roz were roommates but at some point later on Roz got tired of her and her attitude(I guess being her sidekick wasn’t gratifying enough) and moved out.
tvfiend #541–
a little late on the spencer living @ home with mom and dr. dad, i tackled that one already in #384
Patty — I’m working on it. And Idol. And I have a conference call at 3. Stress!
hey b-side, remember when this was just a twinkle in your and J-unit’s eye?
hb
The fact that J-Unit is leaving makes all this seem so insignificant. Top Model will not be the same without a J-Unit recap. B-Side if you abandon me…I’ll just lose it. THIS IS ALL SPENCER’S FAULT!
i was guessing that “brody’s condo” probably belongs to his mother based on the furnishings. or maybe their benefactor. it has that boring, “yes i have no personal style so i hired a second tier decorator” look to it.
at first i thought it was the sierra tower based on the establishing shots, but the entrance looks different. either way, the place probably costs bucks.
it seems unlikely that spencer lives at home if heidi has been living with him. then again, with a kid like spencer, maybe his parents are equally toolish and would allow that bullshit.
and i think roz is roommates with alex m. now near westwood. apparently alex’s father has real estate holdings in los angeles. i’m disappointed, roz. alex m. is not master material.
and trying to remember old gossip. supposedly kristen wanted to separate herself from everything laguna beach when everyone else (including lauren) were getting payed to show up at bars and clubs around the country. she cut everyone off.
she also supposedly cheated on brody or tried to cheat on him with nick lachey. lachey went pasadena and the brodster and kcav got back together before he dumped her.
Yep, D-Bag, remembering old gossip sucks.
I think Spencer lives in the same Condo as Brody.
TV Insider – thanks for the pics. I guess the godfather could pass for the trucker hat dude in that scene.
fulfill_the_dream_78 – I didn’t realize you already posted that. I still think Dr. Pratt should make a cameo – maybe Heidi could meet the parents? I wonder if he tells them that he’s on “Team Mom” or “Team Dad”.
I just thought of something!!!!
Heidi is from Colorado.(Right?? someone???)
Kristin is originally from Colorado…
Did they previously know each other? Did the Cat walk kiss at Fight the Slide 2005 was related to this familiarity?
OMG!
haha, isn’t this perfect?
Brody & something that may be worst
A Bit Fishy
FRUSTRATION: I just accidentally deleted my entire 24 recap for this week! URGH!
CURSE OF DON ANTONIO’S!!!
Let me begin by saying that I have always been Team Lauren. I even bought the Team LC shirt way back when (2005?) at Hollister when it was Team LC against Team Kristin.
That said, I think it’s funny that Team Conrad (ie K Conrad in these comments) still claims that there is no scripting or staging, just editing on the shows. I have seen and heard many interviews where most of the people on Laguna have admitted to some foul play. When asked about the scripting and staging of the show Queen Kristin herself said “Let’s just say no one’s life is that interesting.”
Hmmmmm…
B-Side, FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS!
Align your chakras!
Repeat:
JENN BUNNEY JENNER
JENN BUNNEY JENNER
JENN BUNNEY JENNER
There you go!
That sounded harsher than I wanted it to sound, K Conrad you are wonderful for posting on here and making your presence known, we all appreciate it. I just wanted to point out something that I noticed when reading your post, I didn’t want to be snotty.
That last post sounded much harsher than I wanted it to sound, K Conrad, I think it’s amazing that you post on here, thank you for keeping us informed, we greatly appreciate it.
I wasn’t trying to be snotty about it, I just wanted to point out something that caught my attention when I read it. Please don’t take offense, I want to believe all you say but other “cast” members claim otherwise!
I found some pictures of Heii-ho attempting to be demure, sexy and pretty. paleeze. Poor thing, she just tries too hard. If you will notice the picture where she’s bending down trying to pick up some papers… that is the most unflattering pose if I ever saw one. ICK!!
http://www.lagunahookup.blogspot.com
Sorry I don’t know how to add links where you can just click, so I copied and pasted. I hope it works.
750 is getting closer.
Oh no – J-Unit is leaving! ANTM will never be the same. I don’t know if it is even worth watching without a J-Unit recap!
Okay — Curse of Don Antonio’s has been put in remission. We retrieved my 24 recap. So I have to finish Idol, then 24, then TONIGHT’S Idol. Oy.
Keep commenting for me! Fight the good fight!
Oh, and if you’re bored, you can check out this dumb video that my friend and I made four years ago on the eve of the Oscars. We think it’s hilarious, but that’s because we made it. Everyone else will probably think it’s just dumb. If it makes it more fun to watch, just pretend it’s something Spencer would make (except where we were being jokey, Spencer would probably be sincere in his efforts).
That was so bad I loved it. And where is Mr. Dan today?
hb
Just watched “Protest!!!1!” I knew I would love it as soon as I heard Mike and the Mechanics.
In fact, I laughed so hard that Mr. Meow yelled from downstairs, “What’s so funny?!” To which I mumbled “Oh, you know, watching a video of some guy that I never met on you-tube…”
B-Side, you are such a hard working man. I don’t know who’ll dare to call you a couch potatoe.
Saw the video. You are right. Everybody else will thing is dumb, hahaha … ’cause it is, haha. But that’s what makes it funny … like writing TEAM CONRAD on Don Antonio’s check, haha.
What’s that song? at first I though it was going to be MENUDO for a second.
moodylupin – the song is “All I Need is a Miracle” by Mike and the Mechanics.
those pictures of Heidi from K Conrad’s link are ridiculous….B-side you need to recap those a la Danny from the Real World’s “modeling” portfolio
Ha ha, pretty funny video B-Side!
I especially liked the Benny Hill homage at the end.
I think you guys should take The Hills episode and dub in your own dialogue. And do Spencer in a gay, german accent. And make Heidi sound like Rivka from Taxi.
I really want to help hit the 750 goal, but I’m just posting moronic shit at this point.
Mrs. Meow — thought I say thank you.
This will help the comment’s count go up! haha.
Ohhhhhh! Must Study!!!
But I can seem to get out of here! I can feel 600 around the corner! Pressure!
Aren’t we all, Chee-Z!
Agreed – I think we are all just posting to get the comment count up. And seeing the “Pressure!” comment has now put David Bowie and Queen in my head…
Good night, all!
Phewwww! I’m glad I’m not the only one!
We could start coming up with HeidiHo’s and SpenceWhore’s future porn names/titles…
Fiiiieeessssssta at the Backdoor
haha, I sunked to low, haha. i don’t know enough english words for this.
I liked it! LOL!
I said I wasn’t gonna post because this 500 comment mess is madness, but someone actually did a KWL chart on this show – that’s awesome!
Okay usually i leave the commenting to the regulars but i felt it was my…responsibility to help this get up to 750 comments…just doing my part!
oh and B-side ive seen declarations of love before and marriage proposals but ive never seen a response from you…
Okay usually i leave the commenting to the regulars but i felt it was my…responsibility to help this get up to 750 comments…just doing my part!
oh and B-side ive seen declarations of love before and marriage proposals but ive never seen a response from you…
That video gave me flashbacks to RW Austin.
I love the Roz talk. I haven’t had enough Roz in my life for a while now.
Did somebody say they didn’t think Alex M was a sufficient enough master for Roz? Well that’s definitely true, but it’s not why you think. Unfortunately for all of us that think Roz is the greatest sidekick ever (definitely true) Roz is no longer a sidekick.
Yup you heard me¦ I know, it was hard for me to swallow at first too, but Roz has evolved into a MASTER.
When a master abandons their responsibilities to their sidekicks, it’s up to the master’s number one to take over and regain control of the ship. Roz was without a doubt Kristen’s number one, so when Kristen abandoned her responsibilities to all her sidekicks and lackeys, Roz became the defacto master.
I mean who else would have taken over? Jessica? Let’s be honest here, Jessica simply is not master material. The writing was on the wall, Roz was being groomed by Kristen to become a master, we just didn’t see the warning signs. It was very apparent this was the case when Kristen chose Roz to be her consigliore at peace dinner 2004 with Alex M. and her number 1 sidekick Taylor(Yes Taylor was not her equal, but her sidekick.) That episode was Roz’s coming out party. It showed that Roz had the respect of rival masters, which was unprecedented acceptance for a sidekick. She was the first one to react to the news of Jessica blowing Jason in the bathroom and called her a dumb bitch, yet neither master batted an eye that she spoke before she was spoken too. Roz had carte blanche at dinner with the two biggest masters in Laguna. Wait a second, what? A sidekick with carte blanche at a master’s table??? That is absolutely unheard of. How did we not see this coming? We had just become so accustomed to Roz taking a backseat to Kristen, that we didn’t notice that Roz was slowly evolving into a master herself.
Kristen then took off as reported and Roz didn’t skip a beat. She would even drive home to Laguna every once in a while to put Jessica back in line. Now that’s master material right there: Making a 3 hour drive to rule your stable of bitches with an iron fist. Not to mention she was the driving force in the Treaty of Pomodoro that eventually led to the rival stables shedding their territories, and the two rival masters moving in together.
We should start a petition to give a Hills esq. show to Roz and Alex M. They can call it “Alex and Roz, the new age Legion of Doom.”
I came down with the flu on Sunday night and was completely knocked out for all of this delicious Hills-ness. Just getting caught up….
Sooo ticked at Heidi/Brody/Spencer for coattailing Lauren’s fame. They definitely know which side their bread is buttered, but then they spit on it anyway. In the end, it probably won’t matter how they treated Lauren because someone will give those famewhores a reality show.
Lauren is a really likable person, in spite of her poor judgment with boys, and I think she’s a pretty decent role model for young fans. She works, she goes to school, she loves her family. Nice girl. Crappy choice in men, but that makes good TV.
I also can’t stand how the stench of Mike Boogie seems to waft through my TV screen when I see the kids going to Les Deux etc. His famewhoring is so transparent. Don’t even get me started. Yuck!
Team Lauren!
ok since there has beenso much talk of kristen…what happened to her? she def. fell off! wasn’t she suppose to be in a film with some good actors? last i recall she was telling people how greatful she was to work with them OVER A YEAR AND A HALF AGO !….ha i can’t even remember famous actors bc it has been soooooooooooo long! kristen WHAT ARE U DOING !
I was bored today so I went to Barnes and Noble and started reading The Hills book. I was very interesting. There were lots of stories about Heidi, Audrina, Wh-wh-wh -wh-Whitney, and of course Lauren. Heidi met Lauren the first day at are school in San Francisco. I guess there were a lot of punk rock goth type of girls in their class and Heidi noticed Lauren had blonde hair like hers and asked to be her friend right in class. The book gives a lot of info about Audrina and Wh-wh-wh-Whitney that we don’t see on the show. It was obviously written before Lauren broke up with JWahl because it casts him in a good light. He used to do a lot of sweet things for Lauren that we didn’t see. He once took her on a surprise trip to Cabo, had Heidi pack Lauren’s bags and everything. The book talks about how Jordan and Heidi met, how Jordan and Brian moved to LA from New York, that Whitney grew up in the Brentwood section of LA, and how Audrina hates living by herself.
I am on Team Ashes so that when Heidi comes home Ashes can scratch Heidi’s eyes out and then say “Oh snap, I am not so cute”.
This comment was just left on my B-Side Myspace profile:
I promised myself I’d never actually post anything ON tvgasm, because thats weirdly obsessive… this is way less creepy.
Anyway… I was Don Antonio’s last night (Wednesdays are $.99 taco night… delicious) and who was at the table next to me?! None other than Speidi itself!
I can’t really lie, my roommates and I might actually go there more than Spencer, but a weird coincidence nonetheless… especially because one of my roomies saw w-w-w-Whitney there last time.
And a side note, this is the second time I’ve seen Heidi in person and somebody needs to tell that crazy b*tch to lay off the stage makeup when theyre not filming. It’s like cake… for real.
Well thats it! Just some totally fun gossip! Looks like Heidi and Spencer make it through this season and beyond. Well played, Speidi, well played.
Im Bsides my space friend because I just love this shit so much. Im drunk…and adding to the count.
ohhh b-side ! i sent you a friend request please be my friend?!!!!! haha her comment was too funny
OMG this is hilarious – Jenn was interviewed by Eonline – no joke. Here’s the link:
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/blog/index.jsp?uuid=641d2873-c072-4785-a418-9680a39b6753
She says Lauren won’t speak to her and that she’s getting lots of hate mail. MTV is supposed to let her tell her side of the story.
I cannot believe this girl is getting publicity. LOL.
I read that, here’s my opinion of it (I already commented about it over on therealoc forum)
I agree that although Jenn did show reservation, she still went ahead and hooked up with him. And these “reservations” were aired, so even if they aired a couple more of them (which MTV wouldn’t becuase Jenn isn’t even a title character), it still wouldn’t have made a difference. I still see this as her attempt at trying to put the blame on someone else other than herself. Its like just accept was you did was below the belt, apologize and move on.
And as for the decade friendship, Jenn should even feel ashamed for mentioning that bcoz it just makes it worse. Lauren’s been treated like shit by boys and Jenn’s been there to witness it and the hurt that came along with it. Why, then, would she go and hurt her aswell? I understand Heidi pushed her and this was Jenn’s chance to belogn or whatever, but who has she known longer? These girls need to realise where they loyalties should lie and recognize that they’re only known becuase of Lauren
Wow, that’s crazy. Not talking to Jenn anymore…o_0
I honestly hope they do go back to being friends, yeah, Jenn pulled a rather dumbass stunt(9 on a 1-10 scale imo), but lord knows people make mistakes, and forgiveness isn’t a bad thing. Ten years is a lot of time to be friends with someone (especially at our age, 21/22ish), and odds are that they have a lot of good memories together. You especially don’t want this over a guy who most likely was using you to get famous.
I’m intrigued at what Lauren thought about the episode then. The article seems to indicate that Lauren didn’t know about the encouragement that Heidi was giving to Jenn, and I wonder if
a) she did know and still blamed Jenn for actually doing the deed and lying about it
or
b) she doesn’t know and probably currently wants Heidi’s head on a plate? Honestly…why would you side with Speidiody after the comments of late?
Honestly, I would be livid at Speidiody and extraordinarily pissed at Jenn, but if someone was a friend for ten years (especially a best friend), I might give them the benefit of doubt over almost everyone else.
Yo BayArea, what’s this the second weeknight in a row you’ve gone out, gotten blitzed and commented? Don’t they have any AA meetings out there in California? Haha just kidding.
There is an upside to that though, you could sponsor 8-Bahl, Tyler or Nikki. Now THAT would make for some good comments.
I read this on wikipedia:
She eventually moved to San Francisco, Calif. to attend the Academy of the Arts. At freshman orientation, she met Laguna Beach’s Lauren Conrad and first appeared on MTV during Season Two when she was staying with Lauren’s family for the summer. She was seen on several episodes acting as best friend to Lauren Conrad and secondary cast member Jennifer Bunney, she was also friends with Dieter, Kristin, Alex Hooser, and Stephen knowing them from a Cabo trip she went on with Lauren.
If Jenn isnt friends with Lauren, then why does she still have pics of she and Lauren on her myspace. Looks like someone wants some fame!
I read this on wikipedia:
She eventually moved to San Francisco, Calif. to attend the Academy of the Arts. At freshman orientation, she met Laguna Beach’s Lauren Conrad and first appeared on MTV during Season Two when she was staying with Lauren’s family for the summer. She was seen on several episodes acting as best friend to Lauren Conrad and secondary cast member Jennifer Bunney, she was also friends with Dieter, Kristin, Alex Hooser, and Stephen knowing them from a Cabo trip she went on with Lauren.
And:On season two of The Hills, airing now, MTV focused mainly on Heidi and her relationship with celebrity manager, Spencer Pratt, whom she started dating in the summer of 2006 after being introduced to him by Kristin Cavallari.
Sorry, all that was about Heidi. (both comments)
Im so PC lame!
Somebody was asking about kristin. I think imdb has her listed as doing some sort of b grade movie. also, she’s going to be opening up a new club here in vegas. so i’m going to check that out. it is sorta weird how kristin was supposed to be the big breakout star, and she really hasnt done anything except for that failed tv show about surprise parties and a guest appearance on veronica mars.
There were a couple of things that really stood out in that Jenn interview. The first part being that Jenn “made a phone call” from Brody’s asking Lauren if it was alright. Umm, what did Lauren say? You know what, fuck it, I don’t care? I highly doubt she got the green light, so that means she was told no, and then did it anyway. Why does she deserve any credit for even picking up the phone then?
But the thing that really killed me about the Bunney interview was how she said MTV had agreed to let her “say her peace” by the end of the season. What the hell does that mean? How are people given permission to say “their peace” on reality shows? I thought that was the whole lure of reality, its just normal life, but taped. How is this going to happen? Let’s look at the options.
A few days before a taping week¦
Producer: Yeah hi Lauren, this is the Hills production team, and we were just calling to let you know that we have agreed to let Jenn say her peace to you.
Lauren: Excuse me?
Producer: Yea I know your probably not too happy about this since your not talking to Jenn and all, but we think your friendship deserves a second chance.
Lauren: That’s what you think huh? Unfortunately for you, that’s not your decision to make.
Producer: (Raising voice) Not only are you going to go, but you will be there with goddamn bells on. Jenn is going to meet you at Pinkberry at 2pm sharp on Thursday; she is going to bring you a card and a gift. You will accept these gifts. You will cry. You will pretend to like it. Do you understand me?
10:00pm
“The Hills will start at it’s regularly scheduled time, but first, a public service announcement from Jenn Bunney. “Have you ever lost a friend to circumstances that were out of your control? Are you a victim of reality show bias, turning lifelong friends against each other for the sake of ratings? I have, and it hurt, but I found out I don’t have to take it anymore. Call the law offices of Joel P. Sokolov today, he’ll get you what’s rightfully yours, and that’s that.”
10:20pm (Lauren’s leaving some random restaurant)
Jenn: Hey Lauren, over here!
Lauren: WTF Jenn, how did you find me? What are you stalking me now too?
Jenn: No no, of course not, the producers called to tell me know where to find you, then they sent a cab.
Lauren: Well that’s just wonderful for them, too bad for you I’m all set.
Jenn: We need to speak NOW
Lauren: (Starts to walk away) Didn’t I just say no? Now just leave me alone, I’m running late for my date with this douchebag named Blake.
Jenn: Lauren stop, they said I could say my peace. They said I could saaay myyy peaaaaaaace.
10:30pm
Please stay tuned after the Hills for a very special message from Jenn Bunney.
“(Sniffling) Laaaaaaaureeen, noooooooooooooooooooooooo”
I don’t get it. What do you guys think? Staged conversation during the show between Jenn and Elizabeth over burritos at Don Antonios?
Thank you B-Side. You Rock!!!
So with J-Unit leaving does that mean there is no ANTM recap? That makes me v sad.
Also, nice catch about the change in previews for next week’s ep. I wonder if they are creating different shows or just playing them out of sequence? MTV sure acts like sequence is not a big issue all the time!
Team Lauren all the way!
tvfiend: Thx for posting that link. I actually read the gossip page on that site all of the time, but never saw this.
I wonder what “jenn’s friend” has to say about this….um, according to Jenn herself she called Lauren from Brody’s apartment – hey JENN’S FRIEND, thought she didn’t go there?!? doh…
a pissy PS: btw, I do agree w/Jenn that Lauren shouldn’t be siding w/Brody and Heidi. To me – they ALL are a waste of space and not worthy of Lauren’s friendship. Doesn’t make sense that she chooses to throw away a 10-year friendship, yet remain friends w/the newbies when all were involved. She’s totally setting herself up for further heartbreak coming from BFF/Spencer-clone Heidi (who, honestly, I don’t see how ANYone can stand for more than 5 minutes)
Great recap B-Side! I love Laguna Beach.. uhh I mean The Hills!
I also completely enjoyed Laurens tounge lashing. Or would it be Hiedi’s tounge lashing since she is the reciever? oh well. You tell her Lauren!
At first I thought Lauren and JenJenner would work it out, then Jenn’s underhanded participation in the breakup of Lauren and Lo’s friendship came to light. I don’t think Lauren can, nor should she trust Jenn.
I had an experience years ago when my best friend slept with my boyfriend, I was completely devastated – and the most painful part of it was realizing I couldn’t trust my best friend. It took three years, and we finally patched it up, and she did it AGAIN! The thing with girls like Jenn is it’s NEVER about the guy, it’s always about their underlying issues with you. So I say fuck Jenn, she’s too jealous and insecure to be trustworthy.
I love how Jenn’s justification is the very thing that should have stood in the way of her betrayal to begin with. 10 years of friendship, and she can’t understand why Lauren would hold her more accountable than Heidi-HO?! Can you imagine your closest friend calling you from your boyfriend/love interest’s house? “Hi, I’m at your boyfriend’s place – you don’t mind if we fuck do you? Oh, you do ??!!! OK, well I’ll only let him do me in the ass – by the way the guest bathroom needs fresh towels. See you tomorrow, kiss, kiss!” Yeah, right. I mean who could have seen that one coming? Everyone but Jenn I guess.
I for one, have zero interest in anything JennJenner or Heidi-HO have to say. Anyway, hatemail – love letters – ALL attention is good attention – isn’t that what your pimp Spencer says?
I have a weird KCav related story to tell, actually. I live in New York and over a year ago I was at a bar with some friends when we saw KCav and some guy filming across the street. Then the film crew came into the bar and asked a bunch of us to be extras while they filmed something for the UPN. I didn’t recognize any of the people besides K Cav but then again, I can’t say I was an avid UPN fan. Anyway, it seemed like they were filming some sort of reality special where a girl was asked if she wanted to have a chance to be a model. (Not ANTM though). I think KCav was filmed peering in through a door while it happened, but wasn’t actually part of the scene. Anyway it’s truly bizarre and to this day we still can’t figure out what it was. I’m waiting for someone to tell me I was unwittingly part of a bizzare Punk’d episode, where Ashton pretended she had a career with something to film.
Laguna Consultant — The Jenn Bunney Jenner Public Service announcement was just too good!
Chee-Z — you need you own TV Show!!
How wondeful of Jenn to have the courtesy of calling LC to ASK first if it was OK for her to hook up with Brody? Doesn’t she get it? How can that be a DEFENSE?!?!?!
Question
Do any of you think that LC is kind of “forced” to play out that she’s OK with Heidi for now (on Interviews and Appereances), until the show catches up with her life?
**Also, if Heidi-HO was friends with Lauren, and staying with her family for months at a time – WHY was she hanging out with K-Cav?
From what I understand K-Cav introduced her to Spencer also, what gives there? Seems like she just attaches herself to ANY potential vehicle in a quest for fame. How many producers do you figure Spencer has asked her to “entertain”?
Ok- The amount of comments on this post are out of control! I love it! So I went back and read past comments and the one that stuck out to me was from Lizzy- Jenn’s friend going on and on about how Jenn left her life, school sorority (oh the horror), etc. to go hold Lauren’s hand over the Jason thing. I mean…..was that rerally necessary? Did Lauren make her? Was she contractually obligated to throw her life away for the chance to have 5 seconds on tv and a back door visit from a Jenner? I think not! I think this girl is a fame seeking, tanariffic nightmare. She is so tan she could star in a female remake of the movie Soulman! Have you seen the website of her in the bikini? The girl is allegedly premed! You saved my fathers life! Thank you, Dr. Bikini!! The fact that Lauren is still not talking to her and has forgiven Heidi and Brody leads me to believe either more went down than just the Brody thing (the stuff with Lo) or Heidi and Brody really talked their way out of that shit storm. Regardless, it is obvi that when Heidi and Lauren’s relationship took a hit by Tsunami Spencer, Jenn took the opportunity to swoop in and be the new sidekick and try to win over the hearts of America with her tanness. According to E! Jenn is now getting hate mail. Looks like your plan backfired Jenn! Good going.
Anyway- back to Lizzy- if only you know the REAL story and the rest of the world BELIEVES something else….it really blurs the line of what is actually real, doesn’t it? OOOOOHHHH!!! I just got all existential on your ass!!!! How you like me now?
And if you stumbled your way onto this site….you sure as hell can stumble your way off. Bu-Bye.
ps- I would never be friends with a girl who spelled her name with superfluous consonants.
Yep, that Kristin-introducing-Speidi creeps me out a little bit more.
Also, can you just imagine Jenn telling Kristin(From E!) to put the double “N” in her name??? haha, I can, and it is hilarious.
Maybe lagunaConsultant can do a dialogue on that, lol.
By the way, here a video of The Hills @ Tyra Banks Show
The Hills @ Tyra Banks Show
Tyra pull off a “LisaLove-esque LAUREN DIDN’T GO TO PARIS”, lol.
Well now that we’re completely off the subject, it might be a good time to bring this up. This is more geared toward the apparent gaggle of guys reading this site that have finally shown face this week.
I was just perusing around Rocky Donatelli’s website the other day (and no, it’s not because my picture is still so proudly displayed in the blueberry section¦ Well actually¦ Maybe it is, but whatever) and I couldn’t help but be stunned when I looked at her new winter formal pictures. Rocky looked AMAZING.
Listen, I’ll be the first one to admit that watching last year I never really considered her one of the better looking girls on the show, regardless of the blueberry bequest. This may have been because I was 22 and she was only 16 at the time, but that’s water under the bridge at this point. Seriously, if you haven’t seen them for yourself, go check it out. She went from a solid 7 to a straight up 9+ in about 6 months. Hopefully this change has led to some newfound confidence and her kicking ass and taking names next season.
http://www.raquel-rockydonatelli.com/PhotoAlbums/PhotosHomePg.html
I just noticed that she’s not turning 18 until April¦ Umm¦ I hope you all take the time to enjoy what a truly upstanding and responsible woman looks like¦ Yea¦ Damn it.
Haha we’ll see about the Jenn and E dialog. Personally I’d rather do a Kristen introducing Spencer to Heidi dialog. Now that would be fun. I’m not sure what I’d write yet, but I know it would involve alot of “homeboys,” “whatevers” and random donkey noises.
Chee-Z….
Nothing to do with the Hills, but I seriously can’t get over your story about your best friend sleeping with your boyfriend… twice?!?! WTF!! What is wrong with people??
Almost two years ago my best friend’s boyfriend tried to sleep with me. After telling her about it in detail, she decided to stay with him… and then they got engaged, and married…and I was in the wedding as a bridesmaid.
Things are ok now and I’ve forgiven them (it was a LONG road for me with lots of tears and anger, etc) Sadly, forgiving her was just as tough as forgiving him, b/c I felt as though by staying with him, she was betraying me.
Bottom line, girls are stupid. They get so blinded by “love” that they can’t see the big picture. And I am a girl. Please for the love of God- a guy is not important enough to throw away everything else in your life including the people who have been there for you for years!
The end.
Oh God, She’s still with that guy that I think was named Alex (?) … and he’s in JEANS for Winter Formal … that such NOT THE TEEN VOGUE WAY of doing things!
There were no recognizable faces in the Limo, only hers. I heard somewhere that Tessa transfered to another HS for Senior Year.
TVCheese — I agree with your last paragraph.
Point aside: Where’s an MTV producer when you need one!!! Man!
She looks REALLY skinny in her pics. Not that she was overweight by ANY means. She definitely looks great. She was my favorite from that season hands down!
Rocky looks SO much skinner than when she was on her season. Not that she was overweight whatsoever. She definitely looks great!
sorry for the double posting
Ya Alex is still the boyfriend. He’s lasted long enough now that I have removed him from the Laguna jerkoff list for the time being. He still has got a lot of work to do in order to redeem himself for last season, and wearing jeans to winter formal is definitely not a good start. Let’s just hope there weren’t any random ill-timed bathroom trips this dance. I have a feeling he’s learned his lesson. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, just knowing that I was going to be forced to watch the episodes after the fact with Rocky and her mother, I would be a goddamn prince when the cameras were around.
wow. rocky looks sooo pretty.
So, this is kind of off subject but not. I just went to wikipedia and typed in laguna beach the real orange county and went to season 1 cast and whoever wrote lauren’s profile is ridiculous. I just edited what they wrote about her, but someone keeps putting it back. It says something about Audrina and her being seen all around town leading people to believe they are more than just friends and something else about a perscription of valtrex. I’m not super familiar with wikipedia, but can people just write whatever they want about something if it’s not true? Makes me angry.
That Jen Jenner article is hilarious. She is SO Pluto. Downgraded! Shut up, DWARF PLANET SIDEKICK!
Oh, and having met the one and only Rocky, I can say that she is surprisingly striking in real life.
Wow, Raquel looks amazing. She was always pretty, but she’s definitely turned into a real beauty! I wonder if that was Alex’s college formal, it didn’t look like an LB shindig.
Hey TVCheese, yeah it sucked. It was actually two different boyfriends believe it or not – I dumped the first one after the first incident. The second one was when I realized it wasn’t really about the guys. She was really jealous, as I found out later – my parents had offered to pay for her (private) college tuition and expenses – I think that’s what set her off, and she felt I needed to be brought down a rung I guess. Ironically she did me a favor with the asshole boyfriends, and now I’m married to a great guy who would never betray me like that.
Anyway, enough of my boring story – my whole point was that Jenn’s betrayal of Lauren is about a lot more than Brody Jenner, especially if the whole Lo story is true. I think Jenn has years of jealousy and resentment built up about Lauren, she may not even be fully aware of it, but I think that’s her deal. Whatever the case, Lauren should just cut her off, Jenn will always be capable of betraying Lauren’s trust and friendship.
Ow, Pluto’s not even a planet anymore, yo.
I think we can beat 750. We might need some more juicy info from Mrs. Conrad to get us there, or another fun article.
Ha ha B-Side! Dwarf Planet Sidekick – LOL! That’s going to be my new insult – “OMG, you are SO Pluto – you Dwarf Planet Sidekick! Feh!”
JenN has been getting HATE MAIL because she may or may not have kissed a guy that Princess Lauren hooked up with for two weeks? O. M. G. And how exactly did Jenn force Lauren to ditch Lo? Is she a mind-controlling alien now too?
I heard Jenn and Heidi conspired to start the war in Iraq.
So I’m saying this partly to bump this a little closer to 750, but Lauren’s eyebrows always look amazing. Or, as Wh-Wh-Whitney would say, amazink!
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/blog/index.jsp?uuid=641d2873-c072-4785-a418-9680a39b6753#comments
well looks like Lauren is still not talking to Jen. I really like Lauren and I think she handled herself very well, better then I would anyway.
No, Jenn’s getting hate mail because she fucks her friends over to get her orange schnozz on tv for 5 seconds longer, and screws half-wit celebutards because she thinks she’ll get famous.
She played Lauren and Lo against each other by spreading lies, again to buy herself more tv exposure. It’s not mind-control it’s manipulation, and girls do it all the time for lots of reasons.
I can understand if you don’t like Lauren, that’s your choice – but seriously, your defending a total fuckweasel.
I noticed the eyebrows, too Emmy420! AMAZINGK!
Why isn’t Lauren better friends with Whitney?
Sidenote: I could totally tell Heidi and Spencer were egging on Jenn for the cameras to create more drama. What shitty friends they are.
Honestly, for Lauren to still hang out with those idiots, Heidi must have done something AMAZINGK to salvage their friendship.
I find LagunaConsultants posts incredibly annoying.
Lauren should be mad at Heidi more then Jenn. Heidi basically lied to her and put all the blame on Jenn, which was mean and stupid.
Jenn was pretty conniving, too. I’d probably be mad at Jenn more . . .until I saw the episode.
Really I find LagunaConsultants posts to be pure genius.
LOVES IT!!!!
Last night here in Australia they played the episode of Princes of Malibu where Spencer asks a girl “when did you live in HUNGARIA?’ and she says, “you mean Hungary” (god what a tool) , and he replies ” oh, Im not to good at Geography”. NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
i’d hate both jenn and heidi, but i would really be more angry at heidi.
i also love lagunaconsultant’s posts.
I’m on Team Laguna Consultant – he’s hilarious. Also, how can you not respect the man who managed to obtain THE BLUEBERRY TRACKSUIT!
I think they are long and kind of obnoxious. Is he from Laguna?
Everyone here seems to love him. I don’t get it.
I just started posting, but I’ve been spying on the Laguna Beach and The Hills recaps for some time now. His posts always seemed somewhat ridiculous to me.
I did enjoy the whole Blueberry tracksuit thing, though.
I’m prepared to get lots of angry replies, but I’m willing to withstand it all for the hope of exceeding 750 posts. Does this mean I’m just as bad as Heidi ad Spencer?
Spencer’s face reminds me of a Lon Chaney character. Or am I thinking of Bart Simpson?
“No, Jenn’s getting hate mail because she fucks her friends over to get her orange schnozz on tv for 5 seconds longer, and screws half-wit celebutards because she thinks she’ll get famous.”
What? Didn’t she just supposedly kiss Brody that one time off camera?
“She played Lauren and Lo against each other by spreading lies, again to buy herself more tv exposure. It’s not mind-control it’s manipulation, and girls do it all the time for lots of reasons.”
I understand why you would assume that Lauren is helpless to the point of being mentally handicapped, but she is actually an adult. Plus, where are you getting this info?
It’s not really about liking or disliking Lauren. I mean, I don’t like Lauren as she is portrayed on the show, but I’m just amazed at the lack of perspective. Lauren is not a religious leader. She’s just a really miserable 21 year old girl. The crazed outrage over these trivial “dilemmas” that Lauren faces and the amount of vitriol spewed at anyone who bruises Lauren’s delicate nature…it’s funny but then it’s sort of scary at the same time.
Love, Jenn Jenner.
jstar, i enjoy reading your posts.
and chee-z’s too.
ahh it’s all so entertaining!
jstar,
Bad behavior is bad behavior; regardless of what your opinion of Lauren is, her friends came off like assholes because they completely disregarded her feelings. These people are only even on tv because of her, they should at least understand enough about being fame-whores to know that you can’t bite the hand that feeds you.
Your contempt toward some of the people on this site is ridiculous and based soley upon your dislike of the main character of this show. Unless, of course you have your own agenda – and maybe you’re a little closer to this than the average viewer.
At any rate you’re entitled to your opinions, and I’m entitled to mine; and in my opinion you’re a total ass.
Team LagunaConsultant!
I don’t have contempt! I think the Lauren worship has reached unprecedented levels of batshit crazy, but I don’t have contempt! I’m contempt free!
Yeah I do think that the show reflects really negatively of Heidi, Jenn and Spencer. I’d be moderately annoyed. Would I be channeling Rose Dawson in the third to last scene in the Titanic, like our dear LC? No.
My personal opinion is that Lauren is a blackhole made entirely of self-pity. The pull of her wallowing is so strong that it sucks anything around it in. I’m immune because I’m made of awesome.
Okay – just checked out LC’s 21st photos from her web site – how come no one else has picked this up – her dress looks the same as the one worn by both Brenda and Kelly to the prom! Brenda teamed hers with elbow length gloves, nice. (90210 – for those of you too young to remember. (Circa 1991?)
Awesome levels of assiness! Ha ha…
Only 100 more to go….
I also really don’t think Jenn wants a career in famewhoredom like Lauren. Jenn went to Tufts and is on the honor roll at USC. Her major is freaking neuroscience.
Lauren thinks her big sunglasses and MTV bought Teen Vogue “internship” qualifies her for a career in fashion/red carpet events.
Team Jenn Bunney-Jenner? I think so!
TEAM LAUREN!!!
AND TEAM JSTAR FOR KEEPING IT INTERESTING!!!
AND NOTTTTT TEAM LAGUNACONSULTANT! I DON’T CARE IF I’M THE ONLY MEMBER ON MY TEAM!!!
Bragging that you are made of awesome is not the Teen Vogue way of doing things…
TEAM 750!
get there!!
I know this is from a couple of weeks ago but in light of this most recent episode the quote is clearly a dig towards Heidi and her nearly nekkid magazine appearance…
http://perezhilton.com/topics/lauren_conrad/quote_of_the_day_20070207.php
“Sometimes I look at what really young girls wear and I can’t believe it – I have underwear that covers more than what some of them have on! I think it’s important that girls know that they can be attractive and sexy in a classy way and that guys actually like that more than when they see girls who show a lot of skin. For me, I like clothes and I like to wear them to cover up.”
- The Hills star Lauren Conrad tells the new issue of Cosmo Girl!
jstar – taking time away from whatever you do to come here and post your dismay at people’s opinions of a ho that backstabber her BFF is priceless.
you suck…IMHO
hb
kristin introduced spencer to heidi? why in the hell is heidi fraternizing with the enemy? some bff.
if true, i got to hand it to kristin. with a mere flick of her wrist she can implode the lauren circle of trust. making friends of 10/13 years betray her.
that, my friends, is a true master. maybe heidi was kristin’s trojan horse all along. someone did mention that they are both originally from colorado.
now coors light isn’t the only thing that sucks from rocky mountain state.
I agree with BG — bragging is definitely not the teen vogue way of doing things
Lauren is so classy! She may eagerly devour the sloppy seconds of everyone she knows on television, but I’ll be damned if you’ll ever see her panty-less on camera! I know, because that dress she wore on Tyra was short enough to show off all the goodies.
Sigh. I miss K-Cav. Can you imagine if Heidi ditched her for a moviedate with Spencer? Kristin would march in there, horsehair extensions flapping in the wind, sat on Spencer’s lap, shoved her tongue down his throat and then left cackling, Spencer and a quietly supportive Roz in tow. All to the tune of “Maneater” by Nelly Furtado.
Lauren seems like a nice girl and most of us can identify with her at some level. I have to draw the line at role model however. To me, she’ll always be the girl who didn’t go to Paris.
If I don’t like someone’s posts, I vote with my cursor. Usually message board insults are annoying and ignorant, but you guys are fun. It’s nice to see people disagree without acting like third graders. Very unusual to find that online.
JenNBunneyJennerNN will always be Tantastic Jen to me.
Of course, I posted that before I read ‘You suck!’
Sigh. Maybe jstar is a wee jealous of Lauren. I can’t lie – I’d love to have any sort of contact with Teen Vogue and lots of designer clothes instead of hoping to catch a cute betsy johnson dress for a reasonable price on bluefly!
Speaking of designers, since there is no ANTM recap up yet, is anyone else incredibly annoyed when these future models do not know who any designers are?!?
Normally I would admit to a little bit of jealousy, but with Lauren…no. She has a lot going for her, but she is literally the most consistently unhappy person I’ve ever seen on television. There are starving children with more enthuasiasm for life. I wouldn’t trade places with her for all the black German convertibles in the world!
Team HoneyBunny!
jstar, you seem to know an awful lot about JenJenner – which actually takes you from overall assiness to straight-up fuckweasel. Is she paying you to post here? In Mystic Tanning vouchers?
Emmy, Yeah I’m also annoyed at those ANTM models ignorance as far as designers go .
I thought we decided I was Jenn Jenner? What happend to that? Downgrade!
You’d be surprised at the amount of information that pours out onto the internet when L-Sizzle gets her panties in a wad. Remember Emily? The intern who CRUELLY did her job very efficiently, even thought it outed Lauren as almost completely inert waste of space. (BITCH.) Well I now know what brand of dental floss she uses.
“I wouldn’t trade places with her for all the black German convertibles in the world!”
What, and relinquish the awesomeness that is Jstar?Perish the thought.
BG — After it has been issue in the past you would think that they would actually take the time to at least put the style network on once in a while?!? Or even watch E! I’m glad someone else is v. annoyed by that. If you don’t know who the designers are then you don’t deserve to be on the show.
Sorry – enough about ANTM.
Team Lauren! Jstar=jenjenner=lame-o
I understand that as a vocal Team Anyone But Lauren supporter, I’m now subject to ridicule and a public stoning. Just please let my family live!! They have candles burning on the Altar of LC as we speak, I swear!
jstar,
Wow, inside dental floss info; not that you’re a fucking freak or anything. Might you actually be SpenceWhore? The dentist’s abortion, oops, I meant son?
You’re beginning to bore me…. yawwwwn! Onward Team Conrad! And where is Laguna Consultant?! He needs to be weighing in on this…
I’ve been thinking the same thing about ANTM since about season 3, but to be far I didn’t watch season 1…..
jstar what type of dental floss DOES Emily use?
I meant fair not far.
I can’t fucking type.
Why is Lauren being an unhappy a reason for you to despise her so? Maybe she’s depressed just like 99% of people her age in this postmodern wasteland full of stupid jerks. Me included!
And I saw the premiere of ANTM on Wednesday . . .I’m so sad that Kathleen got kicked off! She was so cute and clueless. I loved her commentary!
Yes, Jstar, because you’re just THAT subversive and bad-ass.
I wouldn’t say I despise Lauren…I’m just naturally averse to cults. I don’t know! Crazy!
BrunetteGirl, she actually uses Crest Glide, which Lauren approved. But then she said she preferred ComfortPlus, which sent Lauren into a righteous rage, followed by a near-catatonic state. It may be the subject of the season finale.
B-Side any idea how many episodes are left? Someone said 2 or 3, it seems like there should be more than that – I hope!
We need a K Conrad or Laguna Consultant Infusion, only 75 more to go!!!!!
Wow, I cannot believe how many comments there are. Technically, the record is 765. I still wonder if this post will beat that.
Jenn Jenner must hate life these days. There’s nothing worse than a sidekick without a master. It’s time for her to move on. Who would be a good master for her? Someone who could restore her former glory?
the only person who can save jenn jenner from a pathetic return to usc sorority life is the master’s master herself: k-cav.
maybe jenn can convince her to stop bouncing on nick zano’s lap long enough to come out of self-imposed retirement and restore her to full planet/sidekick status.
she can then hand jenn off to someone like ashlee simpson or one of the olsens.
the return of k-cav would be akin to the return of barry sanders.
Do you think now that Jenn is master-less, she will reach master status with some pathetic peon?
Maybe a good master for Jenn would be Jessica. Then they can talk about how both of their names begin with J’s and have double letters.
K Conrad or Laguna Consultant – can you confirm another Laguna season. Will need a little something after the hills finishes.
not new here.. well, new posting. i tried before but my other account is messed up.
B-Side, you are so funny. i love your recaps.
K Conrad.. let’s here some more dish please. Anything about Kristin?
anybody know where to find pics of Roz and Lo? I can’t remember who they were…didn’t start watchin LB until Season 2…
“Yo BayArea, what’s this the second weeknight in a row you’ve gone out, gotten blitzed and commented? Don’t they have any AA meetings out there in California? Haha just kidding.
There is an upside to that though, you could sponsor 8-Bahl, Tyler or Nikki. Now THAT would make for some good comments.”
LagunaConsultant – hahaha! you caught me. the funny thing is like 15 minutes before I read that my friends were calling me from the bar trying to make me go get drinks. I resisted.
8-Bahl, Tyler or Nikki might need to sponsor me.
I go to Chico State…a drinking college so it’s not untypical to wake up at 8 AM with beer in hand. Im graduating in May so Im slowing down.
The best celeberty party story I can share is a couple of my friends in LA have done blow with 8-Bahl!!! Paris Hilton and Snoop Dogg as well…
ok…time for a drink
Wohooo! Looks like TEAM LC got inspired !!!
AC — #643: I like your attitude and 750 comments spirit!! But I’m just dying to see if LAgunaConsultant actually did the “JENN BUNNEY telling Kristin from E! to put an extra N on her name” dialoge ORRRRR if he did the “Kristin-presenting-Spencer to Heidi” dialogue!! Can’t wait!
Jstar — I’m Team LC, but I like you! You disagree so funnily … but I get it, you prefer bitches … what you gonna do?
You see these TV Shows only get obnoxious on them and the people in it. I do that also with Old Telenovelas. They get ridiculous sometimes and I can seem to stop watching.
Bunnz — Go to Wikipedia, type Laguna Beach. Wiki Rocks!
Where’s K Conrad?
We want that cat’s biography!?!?
I think I’m with Team J-Star. There’s a lot of Lauren-worship.
Granted “The Crew” screwed her over and that’s a “suckie” situation, but she’s no saint like everyone’s making it sound like.
Bon jour, mes amies!
(That’s “good day, my friends” for you folks on the west coast).
I’ve recovered a bit but I fear that the pressure of 765 (what!? moving the goal posts!?) may turn us all against each other, like a proverbial pack of wolverines. On the plus side (as AC so wisely predicted) this has greatly helped our comment count.
I’ll join with MoodyLupin in saying that I too like J-Star.
But, J-Star, we here at Team Conrad are a TEAM.
We are not a cult.
OR ARE WE?
come join us, J-Star..
we will be your friends.. that’s right, just hand over all your wordly possessions, we’ll take care everything else… here’s your orange jumpsuit..
hare Conrad hare Conrad
Conrad Conrad
hare hare
We are not worthy!
We are not worthy!
No, we are not a cult.
First time poster here, and just thoughtI’d help out the comment count. I know I’m a little late to the party but holy moly was that a good recap or what. Def. the Teen Vogue way of doing things B-side.
Just helping the comment count…
I’m on Team jstar! Why is anyone that dissents from Team Conrad automatically someone on the show or a terrible person? The fact that most of the other people on the show definitely makes Lauren look good, but come on, guys. She’s not ALL that amazing.
In case there’s any doubt in any mind: NO, WE’RE NOT A CULT!
And I don’t think even JStar think so. So, don’t get it twisted either.
Personally, I like LC precisely because she acts pretty normal in comparison to the nut cases/fame whores/bitches that she has around her. Just what you said, PARTTIMECYNIC.
I think the overwhelming TEAM LC support on this episode is because there isn’t any other TEAM to support, ’cause the rest where just TOO SUCKY to even try to.
We may be exagerating a tad, but what the heck!?!? this is TVGASM! We are just having fun overanalyzing BS!
As some may be over thinking our TEAM LC rants.
It is just fun.
But yeah, there might be a stalker or two. If JENN BUNNET JENNER has one, Lauren MUST! have tons.
BTW, (and helping the count #), TEAM LC has been called in this comment section:
Pathetic, Terrorizing (granted it was by the crrrrrazy Jenn Bunney Jenner Cult Worshiper), Obssesive (by a beauty queen) and now cult worshipers!
We are breaking grounds!
Almost there.
Wow…you all might just make it to 750. I wish I could tell you more, but I think there are still about 5 more episodes to go, and I dont’ want to spoil what is coming up. I will tell you that Lauren and Jenn did have a talk and it was filmed, but not like LagunaConsultant said it would happen.
I have no idea what Kristin Cav is up to these days.
I don’t know if MTV will do another season of Laguna Beach. They haven’t started any filming.
Lauren’s cat’s name is Ashes. She got him as a kitten (not from Brody).
jstar – You’re right…Lauren’s not perfect. She makes mistakes like everyone else, but I think she’s a good person and she has a good heart. The reason she seems so unhappy on the show is because they show her when drama is happening in her life. She’s a happy girl most of the time. But you can hate her if you want. No one can be liked by everyone.
I wrote JENN BUNNET JENNER!
Ohhhhhh, that’s kind of funny!
Now, off to sleep!
ADIOS!
No Laguna??? What ever will I do with my time?
I was 700. I feel special.
Thank God I never go to sleep when I say so!
Woot! K Conrad, now the goal is 765 ’cause B-Side is an overachiever! LOL.
No, because that’s the record.
Too bad the Jenn Talk wasn’t as LagunaConsultant thought! That’s a bummer! The Jenn’s Public Service Anouncement went so great in my mind … (sigh)
okay okay, i’ll admit it. i was team kristin during the first two years of laguna beach. i scoffed at lauren’s martyr tendencies during the first season of the hills. and i’m a big fan of intern emily (nice stems).
but i’ve really warmed up to lauren over the past few episodes. sure she’s flawed, but she actually seems like a human being. granted, a bit self-involved.
and while jenn made big time mistakes, i am shocked that lauren has blocked her out while still hanging out with heidi and the dimmer twins as recently as late january. hopefully the recent episodes have opened her eyes.
And yeah, ASHES will so take down Bella, it would be ridiculous.
Miss Information — You should feel special!
That gets a thought in my mind: what price would B-Side give to the #766 poster? … ’cause it is definetly happening!
All-righty then, now off to bed. This time for real.
PAZ.
Joel McHale called BJ and Clownhead douchebags on The Soup this week. They’ve arrived! Bets on how long until Spencer is with Paris Hilton?
I’m hoping that there will be a Laguna Beach season 4! I’m not as interested in seeing more of Kyndra and Cami, but it would be great to see more of the Alex’s.
I think Lauren seems like a sweet girl with a big heart who is generous and loyal to her friends. I like her a lot more than I like Jstar!
(actually I don’t really dislike Jstar, but I figured that comment would provoke more “I hate you too” posts from her…him? to add to the tally.)
Joel McHale also tried to have a hotdog/taco vendor poison him so he would no longer have to listen to the Douchebags and the Douchebagettes. (Baguettes? Hmmm… maybe I’m hungry.)
766, we’re on our way!
DEEEAAAMMMM! I usually read all the comments before I post one, but OMG over 700?! This is the most I’ve ever seen!
Chuck E Cheese used to have a game where you shot balls out of a cannon to knock out a clown’s teeth. Most satisfying game ever. I really miss it.
Like OMG! There are families on the road! A little birdie sent me this link…
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/la-ca-convers4mar04,1,7875078.story?coll=la-celebrity-news
This post is like the little engine that could (and will!).
btw, I say screw 765. LET’S GO FOR 1000!!!
The whore hasn’t even got any remorse for what she did. She clearly thinks she’s gotten to the point where she’s the star of the show and can walk all over lauren and do pretty much whatever she wants. What I wouldn’t do to knock this idiot out or at least bring her down a very sharply. There’s nothing I hate more than ungrateful bitchy “celebs”. Lets see how far herbig jaw and squaking voice will get her. Oh, she’s gonna go have a very rude awakening. I would love for her to “stumble” across this
Heidi obviously wasn’t hurt that Brody used Lauren. What a beyotch. I bet she was in on it. Lauren needs to ditch her quick!
b-side you are such and instigator! LOL
K Conrad – will we get to read anything Lauren-related in any newspapers or mags soon?
Spence sure is good at promoting Heidi – she’s done a few interviews now.
Is it just me or does Heidi deserve the cold shoulder treatment from Lauren as much as Jenn Jenner? I bet when the cameras stop rolling Heidi and Lauren won’t be friends anymore. Maybe someday Lauren can forgive JBunney and patch up their long friendship.
I saw Heidi’s little spread in Stuff magazine. Not impressed. I also read that link that KConrad posted from Saturday Night Magazine. The way Heidi was talking you would think she was an experienced actress or something like Sharon Stone. She has no career except holding a clipboard at Area.
If JennBunney gets hate mail she deserves it. She plotted and schemed to get with Brody behind Lauren’s back and now is paying the price. I bet MTV sets up Lauren for the season finale with a surprise lunch date with tantastic Jenn.
Somebody please feed me.
Signed, Ashes
I am on Team Lauren because the girl has her own show, a great place to live, a cool job and still has plain girl problems. I can relate to her. She had a sucky bf in Jason but she loved him and hoped that he would change (i know how that feels) and now she has a sucky BFF that backstabber her by manipulating the macking and then lying about it. (i know how that feels too – although the guy in my situation was not near as hot as Brody).
I am not blind to Lauren’s mistakes but that makes her human and I can relate to that MOST of all.
hb
I think someone needs to leave a link to this on [one or all of] Heidi’s myspace[s].
Well said HoneyBunny. You’re right, we’ve all been there, or have had friends who have. And like K.Conrad said, she’s a good person with a good heart and she makes mistakes. And her friends are pieces of shit. But I’m not obsessed with Lauren. I’m obsessed with TVgasm.
I don’t know why anyone wants Lauren to make up with JeNNbuNNeyJeNNer. Someone analyzed her quite accurately about 1 or 200 posts ago. She’s jealous of Lauren. Or obssessed. Or both. And I loved Laguna Consultant’s re-creation of ‘the phone call’. Who calls their friend to ask if they can fuck someone the friend is dating or interested in or just dated? Whatever the situation was, it was messed up. If they weren’t doing anything wrong, why not share the joke, why hide in the bathroom to talk about him? Heidi and Brody, and most certainly Spencer, are a complete waste of flesh. Clearly they aren’t anyone you want as a friend. But Lauren should clean house. Ten years of friendship or fifty, if you can’t trust someone, if they do something bad to you, it’s not smart to keep them around. No one is perfect, but doing something deliberately hurtful is different than making a little mistake. So maybe Lauren learned more from Jason than we give her credit for.
Still Team Lauren/Conrad.
Heidi is a real piece of work, butter wouldn’t melt….
I don’t think Lauren will patch it up with Tantastic JennBunn, because it doesn’t sound like this is TJB’s first time interfering in Lauren’s relationships. Personally, I wouldn’t trust her – and I hope Lauren doesn’t.
I really think Lauren has to play nice with Heidi due to appearance and contract obligations, but as soon as those are done I’ll bet she cuts Heidi loose. I hope.
It’s almost unbelievable how delusional Heidi is about Spencer. I wonder if they’re Scientologists, I hear it’s the new black…
Just trying to help out the team here to reach the goal.
I do have to say that I was more of a fan of Kristin than LC during the Laguna years because Kristin is the ultimate master that I couldn’t turn away. I also thought that Heidi was harmless and while vapid, wouldn’t do anything to Lauren that would be mean and painful.
I think Lauren is pretty awesome. I like her show because her life proves to the rest of the world that pretty girls who have rich parents yada yada, still have problems too and their lives aren’t perfect. She deals with things herself and doesn’t run away. Many people wouldn’t have shown their faces at Teen Vogue even if they had a reality show to do because of the Paris thing. The people on here who bag on Lauren just seem like catty high school bitches…like they take some joy that the girl they were jealous of in high school is being betrayed and lied to.
Also, I have to say, people who live out there in CA how do you control yourselves not to prank call Bolthouse Productions and ask for “Speidi?”
Come on, lets try for 750 before tomorrow’s new episode!
*bump*
Sorry I’m more concerned with the # of comments than the show right now… I need to refresh myself and watch the re run
hahaha Lots of people have unlimited long distance. Maybe Bolthouse is getting harassing phone calls and HeidiHo will get shitcanned. That’d be poetic.
That LA Times article was a great find, B-Side.
I love this quote: “I guess I can’t see that because I knew him before. Spencer is so funny. And he’s 100% for entertainment value. He knows what he’s doing! He knows there’s cameras watching him too.”
So, Spencer acts like a douche on purpose? Because he thinks it’s entertaining? Heidi should probably drop him as her manager.
And, maybe I’m naive, but I don’t think that every guy “in the back of their mind” wants to date people solely for publicity. Sheesh. Who IS this girl?
Is Heidi, KRISIN_D_I. That should tell you all.
B-Side: Your are getting a bit too excited. I was all about 750 from the beginning. Now is 765, 766 to break it (which is still doable, I’ll do it myself if I have to), but 1000!! LOL, come on! Settle down!
Jessica’s Brain #717 & Chee-Z #723: I agree with both of you 100% about that LC & Heidi would probrably stop being friends after tapings … i asked about this in post #611. I truly believe they’re “forced” to be nice for now.
Oh! and Jessica’sBrain: I hope you aren’t Jessica from LB, because agreeing with her in something, would be rather disturbing for me. =D
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Will duplicate posts be disqualified? If so, we may need more. We don’t want any appearance of impropriety or manipulation of the results.
This are my favorite quotes of Heidi in that last article:
If you go on the Internet, people think you’re a total monster.
Well, I haven’t heard that yet!I don’t read the message boards. At the end of the day I don’t care.
(Well, she may not care, but I’m sure she has google herself before. And upon knowing that’s she is now on TOTAL MONSTER Status, she’ll have a peek. And I hope GOOGLE Search brings her to TVGasm!)
“(About drinking)It’s pretty disgusting, and it’s dangerous. There’s people on the road and like families!”
(Like, OMG!, no f-way!)
“You have to know Spencer. He would never ever hurt somebody intentionally.” Then she says later, “he’s 100% for entertainment value. He knows what he’s doing! He knows there’s cameras watching him too.”
(Does she know the meaning of intentionally? Doing things for entertainment value IS doing things intentionally. Biatch! And is even sick that you know & don’t care because he’s too good to you in those 3 days without cameras. I bet than in those 3 days, they plot what they are gonna be doing in the other 4 days.)
And finally:You know, it doesn’t break my heart at all(when Lauren said “Every day used to be Lauren and Heidi day.”)I feel like that’s what happens with friends. You’re with your best friend every day until you find a boyfriend you wanna be with.
(So, she’s definitely stupid. Now friends are single-status fillers. Just great.)
I guess Heidi has always been thinking Spencer-like. Now, she actually talks like Spencer.
***vomits***
I did not read that article but just from the quotes above… yech! I’m ashamed I was ever Team Heidi.
Miss Information:
Everytime I see a double post I, surprisingly don’t even care … I even get a bit excited.
LOL
Same goes for “spelling correction” post.
PS: I learned to spell “definitely”!! Wohoo! =D
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Casey-Dilla Sighting!
…on a preview of E’s! new “Paradise City” reality show (about life in Vegas).
I know it’s off subject, but still…do you think Casey’s gone “professional?”
Maybe the frozen burrito imperio isn’t going that well.
I’d like to re-inject these comments with more Spencer hate. After all, there was a time when we all loved Heidi in her own daffy way, and Spencer changed her by appealing to her most base impulses and turning her into the monster she is today. No doubt, she deserves much hate for her actions, but let’s not forget the man behind it all…
Ashes rocks.
Based on that article, I think Heidi thinks she’s Kristin the Sequel, and she just isn’t. They’re both loud, blonde and short, and that’s where the similarities end. The only interesting thing about Heidi is how stupid she is.
Still enjoy her more than Lauren, though. I’d rather watch a show about doe-eyed idiocy than a show about self-righteous indignation and perpetual self-pity.
The ultimate show, of course, is about Mystic Tan and diamond martini glasses. Team Jenn Bunney-Jenner.
can someone please make a picture of Lauren and Ashes, I want to make a T-Shirt. I’m not really good at photoshop. Thanks.
Just leaving the last comment I can leave for awhile. Ill be in SF for the night. I cant wait for 4:30 on Monday for the new episode
“You know, it doesn’t break my heart at all(when Lauren said “Every day used to be Lauren and Heidi day.”)I feel like that’s what happens with friends. You’re with your best friend every day until you find a boyfriend you wanna be with.
(So, she’s defenitly stupid. Now friends are single-status fillers. Just great.)
Seriously, moodylupin….I hate friends that do that with a passion. My friends ALWAYS come before any guy.
Good luck on the way to 1000
Team Ashes
1000? I’m not sure I can be inflammatory for that long.
B Side do you have any inside info about Lauren. is she going to be on more mag covers, interviews, etc. Also have you ever suggested to K. Conrad about Lauren doing her own Fashion Magazine, that will be awesome. This is the reason why I like S1 better, 50% of it was about Teen Vogue, which was good because I am really interested in knowing what goes on behind the scenes in the fashion industry. This season is just a waste of time. Nothing to look forward to anymore.
Me think Lauren can’t wait for the final episode to air. The girl is probably itching to leave Hill Side Villas and move the fuck on. Question, K Conrad said MTV has already filmed the Lauren and Jenn Convo, so what was the bitch talking about in the article on E! online. IF the convo just happened after the interview (which I find hard to believe) then that was quick.
B-Side: Don’t worry, the Spencer hate is here. It’s all knowing and all present. It’s a first principle of Hillsology. Everyone agrees (even J-Star, if I may be so bold), so it doesn’t really need to be discussed anymore.
I disagree with you on Heidi, though. I really don’t think Spencer “changed” Heidi, no, if anything, he just revealed her for the souless harpie that she is. I mean, come on, the man is not Svengali. Can you imagine him turning an otherwise sweet & thoughtful girl into this? I think not. In the article, she even says she’s a Spencer, admitting that, before Spencer, “in the back of her mind” she would was “playing” people to see how they can help her gain publicity. She’s no good, B-Side. Let her go. A clean break is best. If you want to salvage someone, let it be Jenn Bunney. She’s lousy, but she’s a million times better than Speidi.
I just wanted to help out the cause since I was so busy last night and I’m busy all today.
Yes, I have a life outside of posting, hard to believe I know.
Just for the record:
I’m on TEAM CONRAD
and I’m firmly against the Laguna Consulant. TEAM AC WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chaos — I think that the interview was done after the conversation and that after the “forced” conversation, Lauren still doesn’t talks to Jenn Bunney Jenner.
Or, maybe the interview was a few days older than the day it was posted on E!
People! We are getting closeeeeee!
moodylupin, What that makes sense. Lime23, I agree, I think Heidi is one pathetic being. She knows what she is doing, and I don’t think she has been brainwashed by Spencer at all. Spencer is just her “cheerleader.” The girl just used Lauren so she can be famous. I really hope Lauren cuts Heidi loose, she doesn’t care about her.
I still want to bitchslap Spencer. (just adding to the post count)
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Lime 23 — “I really don’t think Spencer “changed” Heidi, no, if anything, he just revealed her for the souless harpie that she is.”
I agree completely. That’s why she likes him so much, she can truly be herself around him & still be accepted, as he is even worst than her.
Plus you know, she wan’t to “capitalize” as much as she can from this … added that Spencer is such a genius in the business … (that’s sarcasm)
PS: Sorry for all the “IN and/or ON” misplacements!!! I’m trying, they confuse me.
750! Woohoo
Go Lauren!
Am i 750??
750! Woohoo
Go Lauren!
Arrgghh, you beat me to it!
It wouldn’t be very hard to manipulate HeidiHo, as she is as dumb as a box of rocks. However her stupidity is no more acceptable to me than her nefarious deeds.
And Spencer is about as attractive as Ashes’ litter box
I am also curious about the conversation having already happened. I’m also really surprised with the fact there are only a few episodes left. Their turn around time seems much quicker with regards to film then I expected, since they are still filming and the show is expected to end within 5 weeks. My question is: Is this the last season? I imagine Mrs. Conrad would most likely know the answer, but I wonder if Lauren is tired of having her life put on TV and having to watch who she becomes friends with because of it. She might crave some degree of normalcy.
That’s a whole other conversation though, it has to be hard for lauren to become friends with people, because she has to worry whether they are genuinely going to be friends or whether they are trying to use her. That would kind of suck, having to try to guess the motivation of everyone you meet…
OMG!
B-Sode is going to be so proud …
***creepy smile on my face***
766! I can smell youuuuuuu …
Well, B-Sode and B-Side are going to be proud!
Damn!
Spencer is a creep, but its one of those things where its so obvious that there’s really no need to discuss it. It’s like saying the sky is blue. It’s just a law of nature. There is gravity. Spencer = douchenozzle. You know.
I really do think Heidi cares about Lauren. She seems weirdly interested in her opinion. If one of my friends threatened to remove me from their life because I wouldn’t dump my boyfriend I’d just…leave. Heidi is STILL trying to get Lauren to chillax and Lauren is STILL hurling ultimatums at her left and right. Plus I don’t really think Heidi is smart enough to have a scheme, let alone implement it.
I don’t think they should be friends, though. Lauren needs a sidekick who will obey her directives. Heidi is now a master. Audrina is perfect for Lauren.
Oh J-Star, don’t let a seemingly see-through head fool you! You, who is made of awesome?!?! No, don’t let it.
Heidi is not a master, if anything, she’s Spencer’s lap dog.
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It’s Saturday, I’m sitting home surfing the net as usual. BTW, do yall know there is an intern blog on teenvogue.com. Here is the link
http://www.teenvogue.com/teamvogue/blogs/intern
Lauren, Whitney, and Emily say their peace on there every week. I think all three should be on the cover. Well, actually, no, just Lauren and Whitney. haha.
I think Heidi has transferred from Sidekick to just plain “I’m Somebody’s Bitch!”
Morning all – well done on the count. Am a little streesed – if they are not currently filming Laguna, and the hills has only 5 more eps, where am I going to get my fill of teen angst?
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Lauren said this is her last season on a radio show interview she did early January. She said she can’t wait until the season is over. But Heidi said she is not done with the Hills. I think MTV will do a spin off show about Heidi/Spencer/Brody. Brody said MTV is already talking to him.
I do think that Lauren should get off the Speidi issue a bit. She alreyde said her pieced, so what left to do? Let her get screwed over …
BUT! Does Lauren has to endure Spencer’s presence everytime she wants to hang out/talk/see Hiedi? Doesn’t Heidi have anything going on in her life where Spencer’s face isn’t around? Are they glued together? No. I don’t see Heidi’s middle ground. I don’t see the effort. I did see her conniving.
I have a friend that is like that 96% of the time, but at least her boyfriend isn’t as SUCKY as Spencer.
Remember what a colossal ass Spencer was to that co-worker who intimated Heidi dressed inappropriately for work?? So, that was all for publicity because the Spencinator knew he was being filmed. Yeah, right! He was just being his usual assy, boorish self. The only thing amazing about him is that avoids getting clobbered for his bonehead antics.
Lauren tried very hard to be supportive of Heidi’s relationship with Spency, but she saw how it was changing Miss Colorado.
I still say Lauren is classy, lovely, has a big heart and tries hard to learn from her mistakes.
I was just reading comments on Spencer Pratt on IMDB… someone said he is a waste of sperm and should have been a blow job. That is so perfect and true.
Flodence!!!!!
YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!!!!!!
Flodence, congrats on 766. And I feel your pain on the teen angst situation, but I’d rather get a life than watch more of Clownface and Co. I’ll stick with the pseudo-teens on Friday Night Lights.
How long did Brody and Lauren go out? Didn’t it seem strange that they didn’t show Brody talking to Lauren at all at the club? I watched the episode and in Brody’s car Heidi was in the front seat with Brody. I wonder it Jen was in the car and why was she in the backseat? She probably didn’t drive because you could tell she had a lot to drink. Lauren seemed like she had a lot to drink also. I never thought Lauren would be Brody’s girlfriend because a) he dated Kristin for a good year and b)those cheesy lines would annoy Lauren sooner or later.
Who would watch a show starring Spencer? I wonder if the Hills will continue on without LC?
Obviously Spencer is a creep. Jason was a jerk too. I just remember Heidi always being there for Lauren the hundreds of times there was a dramatic breakdown. Their sucky relationship lasted for a year or something. Heidi has been dating Spencer for a few months and Lauren has already screamed at Heidi and offered ultimatums twice. That’s not being a good friend. It’s being a diva.
Lauren’s entire attitude about the whole sucked, in my opinion. She was immediately just so smug. She looked absolutely disgusted with Heidi when she said he would get a second chance. Where does she get off acting so judgmental? She’s the girl who didn’t go to Paris for her cokehead boyfriend.
Is Heidi better off without SPencer? I think so. Does that mean Lauren is justified in being shrill, controlling and passive-aggressive? Not really. Besides, everything she’s said in anger leads me to believe that she’s more concerned with how Heidi and Spencer’s relationship inconveniences her than how Heidi might be hurt.
Someone mention that the shirt of the driver was different to the one he had inside the club.
So that shot may have not be from that same night.
“I think MTV will do a spin off show about Heidi/Spencer/Brody. Brody said MTV is already talking to him.”
Chaos, please say that isn’t true. Please, please let karma be a bitch, for once.
Ohm — it’s all good, it’s all good.
OK, I’m better now.
So now that we don’t have to post anymore — phew! (and this really is my last post) — and now that we have truly discussed this to death, I have only one last thing bothering my wee little mind. If it’s true that Kristin introduced Speidi to each other (so I guess the original fabulous 4 “crew” in summer ’06 was Bristin and Speidi) — and as we know Kristin was livid when he started dating her nemesis LC — what was the fall-out between K-Cav and Heidi when LC starts dating him? I’m sure Heidi denied all responsibility at the time (“I didn’t do ANYTHING. I don’t control Lauren, Kristin”), but what happened after Kristin (or one of her lackeys) watched the episode. Was there a Kristin-Heidi smackdown? Why aren’t we seeing any of this?
As it is, I envision a detente, of sorts. I see Kristin & LC uniting for one brief shining moment to smack down Heidi. That would be awwwwwweeeeesomme. Come on, MTV, hook it up.
And Miss Information, I have to say that your gleeful duplicate posting made me giggle.
I think they should have a spinoff basd on Ashes. It could be called “I’M A FAMEWHORE!”
Yeah, that’s right, Ashes. I’m calling you out!
Chaos – just read the link to teen vouge, Emily seems about 10 years older than Lauren and Wwhitney. Heres a quote from whitney –
“Lisa Love is so unbelievably nice!”
Lime – A Lauren KCav joint smackdown of Heidi would be brilliant! MTV producers need to get on that. Or at least bring back Celebrity Deathmatch and their clay likenesses beat the crap out of each other.
B-Side – Aren’t all cats famewhores? Just asking. I’d volunteer my cat to be Ashes’s sidekick but Cujo would probably turn Heidi on Ashes’s ass.
Brody says this in the Details interview:
“And the future? “I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl.”
Then he adds, “Actually, you now, that’s gonna be a component of our new MTV show “ me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras.”
Brody really is dumber than a bag of hammers, isn’t he?
It’s not a surprise. His dad did do Skating with Celebrities: http://realitytv.about.com/od/skatingwithcelebrities/ig/Skating-With-Celebrities-Pics.–2h/Bruce-Jenner.htm
Jstar…Spencer was, at the very least, hanging all over some nasty hos at the club and Heidi took him back. I highly doubt that if you were close to someone the way those two girls are and your friend’s boyfriend (or girlfriend) acted the way Spencer “cock bite” Pratt acted, you wouldn’t object to that? At least Lauren was honest. I’ve dated a couple of duds and my friends didn’t like them and trashed me behind my back. At least if Lauren was talking some smack, she already said it right to Heidi’s face. And please, don’t kid yourself, you aren’t really stirring the pot here. I’m just sayin’.
There a FEW MTV shows I just can’t watch; My Super Sweet Sixteen leads the pack, because I find the concept of that show so utterly repulsive. The kids featured on that show should be required to mandatory military service in Iraq – they are the tackiest, ugliest humans on earth.
That being said, I would actually choose MSSS over ANY show featuring HeidiHo, SpenceWhore and BJ. The thing about HeidiHo is, she’s only interesting based upon her interaction with Lauren. Just watching her, and her band of dipshits chasing D-List level fame would be really dull.
If HeidiHo would have stayed loyal to Lauren, and spent more time integrating into the premise of the show a spin-off might be feasible – as it stands now, NO WAY!
For people who are as fame-obsessed, and self-promoting as HeidiHo, SpenceWhore and BJ, I don’t believe they’re not reading anything and everything they can find about themselves. They will never acknowledge anything negative, because they think that’s a PR strategy – WRONG AGAIN!
As for Spencer’s personality being entirely a creation of being on camera – Smart move asshole, you should see if it’s too late for your dad to get you into dental school – sadistic assholes seem to be more appreciated in that field.
Can we hit the big 1000? I think we can!
jstar? OF COURSE YOU CAN – THAT’S what fuckweasels excel at! ;-O
Oh, I don’t know…you seem pretty worked up.
Please excuse the typo’s, I’m not going to correct them – hopefully you all get my drift.
I’m going to light a fire in my fireplace, pour a nice red burgundy, put on some tunes and start marinating a steak – yeah, it’s Saturday! And as my mom says – “It’s cocktail hour somewhere in the world!” (She really does say that!)
I’ll be checking in to do my part in attaining the goal of 1000!
I read the LA Times article, and came away with pure disgust for Heidi. My FAVORITE part of that interview is when she said something along the lines of “everyone’s a player until the find someone that makes them want to stop, and I was that girl for Spencer!”. Uh, no you weren’t. Well, wait, thats if you don’t count planning naked picnics w/ someone other than your “girlfriend” as being a player. And I guess you can’t count “macking” your “girlfriend”s friend as playing either. But without those things, Spencer was totally walking on the straight and narrow.
I’m sorry, but I don’t think Jen is as wrong as Heidi in this situation. Brody is attractive and clearly lays on the charm. Jen was probably attracted to him in some way, and maybe harbored a secret crush. I think the situation got out of control when Heidi kept “putting batteries in her back”, if you will, like “Brody soooo wants to hook up with you/ Lauren won’t care/ Lauren is a selfish bitch if she does care/ You’ll be so cool for this”. Jen DEFINITELY didn’t have to go through with it though, but I could maybe see how the situation got so out of control. I think both girls were wrong in the situation, but I think Heidi played a bigger part in being an instigator- but then when Lauren found out, Heidi put her tail between her legs and left Jen out to dry. (well, I guess that’s just good Master/ Sidekick interaction).
And to jstar/jen(n)
You said Lauren overreacted about what Jen/Heidi/Brody did to her. In your opinion, what do you think she shouldve done?
*I wonder if Heidi and Jen are still friends at all…
Is that directed to me? Because I’m not Siked! for no reason…if I was upset my display name would be, “Flumoxed by the Inflammatory Jstar”
Duh.
To Chee TV–Fuck Weasel? Awesome….please patent.
I just think its hypocritical for Lauren to say in interviews that Heidi is a good friend for standing by her during her relationship with Jason, and then also claim that she is being a good friend by immediately threatening to move out and cut Heidi off when SHE gets in a problematic relationship with a jerk off. The way she handles herself when she talks about it is really off-putting to me. Yes, Heidi is stupid. Lauren has been there. Less snotty superiority and more empathy seems appropriate.
Thankfully, Lauren is currently surrounded by three of the least appealing people in all of LA. Brody is opportunistic and hollow, Heidi is blind and silly (although I don’t think she’s an evil monster just because she’s not Lauren’s obedient armcandy anymore) and Spencer is entirely composed of dung.
“You said Lauren overreacted about what Jen/Heidi/Brody did to her. In your opinion, what do you think she shouldve done?”
I feel like in these situations you never know the whole story, so I’m not sure what she *should* have done, but if things are anything close to what was presented what *I* would have done is roll my eyes, shake my head and probably ignored Jenn’s phonecalls for a few days. I might’ve thrown in a few playful random “SLUT!”s for the next few weeks. I can’t imagine ending a 3000 year old friendship over a Brody Jenner kiss.
Oi, Jstar did you ever think that perchance Lauren has a more kick-in-the-pants style (per the ultimatum) to helping people when they obviously are in over their head? ‘Cause that’s not being a diva, that’s being a friend. Sure some people don’t care for that style of helping someone and would just rather sit back and watch the person and “be there” for them when they need to vent or need comfort because the haven’t got the guts to say what they think because heaven forbid that might come back to bite them in the ass. Just a thought.
I’m not sure that’s helping at all. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anyone who actually said “Oh, you want me to break up with my boyfriend so I can spend more time with you or you’re going to stop being my friend? OK let me call him now and let him know!” Heidi doesn’t need to be controlled, she needs to be enlightened. Obviously that is not going to happen! If you care about your friends you care about them even when they’re stupid to the point of insanity. Plus, it’s Heidi. It’s not like it’s NEW.
Lauren was always looking like a damn fool with Stephen and Jason, too. I can’t imagine the abuse Lo would’ve endured from internet fans if she had threatened to remove Lauren’s number from her phone for desperately hanging on Ste-PHEN.
I get what you’re saying but haven’t you ever said something you didn’t fully mean in the heat of an argument to try and get someone to see your side/where you are coming from?
Or maybe Lauren reacted with an ultimatum because, after her experience with Jason, subconsciously wished someone had given her an ultimatum like that to open her eyes up a little bit?
Oh, and Jstar I would have LOVED to see Lo do that on the ‘Guna. Too bad there isn’t a big rewind machine…
Team Lo!
I am going to Don Antonio’s for dinner!! Hopefully the food will change my life and I can avoid the curse…
Stephen is no Spencer, though.
But hell, you don’t have to have spencer in your surroundings at whatever place or hour … it must be like wanting to insert a pencil through your eyes!!
Heidi should also respect that Lauren doesn’t want anything to do with Spencer.
One has to stop repeating “You have chosen” and the other one needs to stop saying she feels “a wall between them”.
I am going to Don Antonio’s for dinner!! Hopefully the food will change my life and I can avoid the curse…
damn…that went twice. could the curse be starting? dun dun dun
I was just watching the bonus DVD of “The Hills” S1, and in it, Heidi is talking about how she regretted spending so much time with Jordan instead of making time for her best friends. She goes on and on at length about that, and I was left shaking my head. Girl, if you repeat the same mistakes over and over and over, you really ARE a dumbass!
That said, I did like the fresh-faced look she sported during the interview. She really is a pretty girl (as is Lauren, and I’m totally jealous of what great skin AND eyebrows those girls have!)
MMMMM Mexican food..
Well it’s not like I think LC from Laguna Beach is the reincarnation of Hitler or anything. She just has a tendency to do this sanctimonious, hypocritical, pearl-clutching thing (in interviews and on the show) and that’s a huge pet peeve of mine. I also think people confuse her lethargy with sweetness and her pouting with sensitivity. But I don’t think she’s an awful person or anything.
jstar I agree with a lot of your observations. I’m Team Lauren after last week’s episode and I do think Lauren had every right to say the things she said to Heidi after they ditched her. She still can be a bit too expectant of people,as if they owe her something. (at least that’s how it comes across to me.) Then again she does get credit for exposing these morons so that could be her reasoning.
Oooh, so do you get peeved by yourself when you get hypocritical and sanctimonious too?
(We all do at times. You can’t deny that you never do – it’s called being human. And I’m not being a bitch, the question was just the first thing I thought of when I read your comment.)
It’s not like I’m saying you can’t call people hypocritical or sanctimonious because, well, where is the fun in that? I just think to dislike someone for having such obvious human traits is a little hypocritical in the first place. That said I do respect your opinion to dislike her. And from growning up in Southern California coastal towns – what up La Jolla and PB – I can say I wish more of the bitches I went to highschool and go to university with were/are more “lethargic” like Lauren…
Lauren should have a contest to figure out which one of her friends is a bigger suck ass, Heid or Jenn. They could call it “Kiss my Ashes”
loader4life — take pictures! And beware the curse!
Ashes for President.
I wonder if MTV is going to give Ashes a spin off next year and set him up in a litter box in South Central LA, but tell the viewing audience he craps and pisses in Beverly Hills.
I think Lauren’s hypocrisy and smug attitude is pretty consistent though. It’s not like something she falls prey to once and awhile. It’s her defining trait, in my opinion.
I think Lauren’s negative qualities are explained away and her positive qualities are VASTLY exaggerrated but I don’t really think any of these people are thoroughly horrible. They all have redeeming qualities even when they do make mistakes. Except Spencer. I think the years of being Brody’s substantially less attractive wingman have turned his insides as ugly as his outsides, which is a cruel fate indeed.
JStar, you write a lot of comments about someone you don’t like. You remind me of fans who pretend they are not fans of Lauren yet spend so much time designing signatures about Lauren, dumb as ever. Don’t take it personal, it’s just something I’ve noticed.
I’ve never read or heard any of the people who know Lauren in real life describe her as hypocritical or smug. I think she tries hard to take the high road in most situations.
Also wanted to add that in the bonus footage there is a scene of Heidi talking to Audrina about Bella, complaining about that the dog had worms and at the vet a worm was crawling on Heidi’s leg. EW!
She also said that Bella bites and pees and poops everywhere. Then Heidi went on to complain that Bella was going to become to heavy for Heidi to carry. LOL!
Not to mention, none of us are FOLLOWERS of Lauren…I totally thought she was annoying during the LB Stephen debacle with Kristin. However, in this show, she is a very sympathetic character and I don’t see her as every day hypocritical, like say if she said it’s gross to hook up with random dudes and then she would go ahead and hook up with said random dude, and I don’t even really think she’s hypocritical by calling Heidi out. She’s trying to save her from herself, and really, if Heidi had been there after Jason, it makes sense for Lauren to say what she said to Heidi. Heidi should know better if she’s seen it close up…that’s all I’m saying.
I don’t really see the difference in writing post after post about disliking Heidi and writing post after post about disliking Lauren. Except that some people are so wrapped up in the idea that they’re kindred spirits with LC that they take the criticisms of her holier-than-thou attitude and melodramatic wallowing personally.
I also don’t really know what a “signature about Lauren” is, so I can’t really take that to heart. Burn! I guess.
I don’t think anyone posted the link to Heidi in Stuff Magazine…her outfits are so tacky! Check out the video.
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=588
This discussion is getting serious 812 post later, haha. So, people, eat your Grundnahrungsmittel!!!!
B-Side must be on his way of giving us another TEAM Ashes Rant!
BTW, Kiss my Ashes … (Love it!, OMJ75 #804)
I just read a post above (now I can’t find it), that said Heidi was complaining about Bella having worms, pooping and peeing everywhere, and biting a lot.
Now I’m actually really angry. That is straight-up neglect, I hate people who get pets, and then realize it’s work and either give them away or put them up at the SPCA. If Heidi did that to that poor dog, then FUCK HER! She’s a callous, lazy bitch and there is absolutely NO excuse for letting that animal suffer with worms.
A dog that size can get permanent organ damage, or die in a relatively short time from worms. If the things were actually crawling OUT of the dog (as I read), then the dog was so malnourished they were leaving the host animal to find food. OUT OF CONTROL NEGLECT!!!
That is straight-up abuse and neglect, and it”s not funny or amusing. What a rotten fucking person, I hope PETA gets on that bitch’s ass. There is no excuse for that kind of neglect, she has financial resources, someone would have taken the dog (sooner); she’s just selfish and lazy and CRUEL!!!!
BITCH! C*NT! BITCH! God, I’m pissed! Anyone who defends that piece of shit, is also a piece of shit IMO.
Rant over. For now. Back to wine drinking…
Poor Bella … and to thought that I was hoping for an Ashes/Bella Showdown … but the poor thing has suffered enough.
It sounded so trivial when K Conrad told us she had giving away the pet because she couldn’t give Bella the attention she deserved.
After this, WELL OBVIOUSLY!!
Wow, I don’t know much about pets, so wow.
Get back to your drinking, Chee-Z! Hope that steak was good.
Heidi may be dumb, but she wasn’t cruel to Bella; she DID take the puppy to the vet for the worm problem.
This all sounds like the crafty work of Ashes. Btw, would you expect Jordan to give Heidi anything less than an annoying dog that pees and poops everywhere?
Team Ashes.
heh. During the Jordan interview, he said that he got Bella from Craig’s List!
Reading that interview with Heidi earlier where she said she doesn’t drink “anymore” got me thinking. These kids are out drinking at all kinds of clubs and restaurants, being underaged and filmed for national TV.
I realize that underaged celebrities get served all the time (I once saw a 20 year old Justin Timberlake pounding back Bud Lights at Planet Hollywood in Vegas), as do college kids with fake ID’s. But, it just seems funny that these clubs/bars/restaurants would want this filmed. You never see them actually SERVING them, but they are all of a sudden drunk, so it’s pretty clear they’re getting drinks. And, these are not real celebrites. Even though this thread has reached 819 posts.
Team PETA kicking Heidi’s Ass!
omj75- LMAO @ #806
Too funny.
Oldie but goody
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/laguna-beach/fiesta-forever-1275.php?page=3
this is what i was referring to (oldie but goody) the url did not come out the first time
Wow! So many comments.
After reading the last link of Heidi’s stuff interview I am convinced that she’s got nothing but stars in her eyes to the point where she will screw over anyone and do anything to be famous and get attention.
That is probably why she and Spencer get along so well. She knows that he is using her, but she’s using him too so its fine with her. She doesn’t care about anyone on this show but herself. That is why I’m sure Spencer’s idea of putting out a sex tape didn’t bother her at all. She said she liked hanging out with Paris Hilton, and we all know what made her famous.
Heidi is not very pretty, nor is she talented (?). There are lots of women in Hollywood more striking and talented that have a hard time ‘making it.’ I think its sad that she, Spencer, and Brody are so morally void, but there are a lot of people like that out there.
I think Lauren made a mistake giving Heidi’s personal character more credit than she did, but its a mistake that most of us make at some point in our lives.
I think Jen is jealous of Lauren and the things she has done (i.e- laughing at Lauren when Kristin called her a dumbass, interfering with her relationship with Lo and this episode now) just highlight the passive aggressive way frenemies in their 20′s cling to the person that they are trying to hurt. I think Jen ultimately became jealous of Lauren and was simultanously using Lauren for attention and fame while trying to get back at her for being in the backseat.
It’s uncomfortable to watch, but I hope Lauren stands her ground. It’s hard to give up toxic people like this because you still remember the good times. But ultimately, its the best thing you can do- because these people don’t change. Jen won’t be a better person if Lauren forgives her (she’ll still be jealous and passive agressive) and Heidi and Spencer will still be users who will only “be there” for Lauren as long as there is fame to be had or untill there is a possibility for them to have their own avenues to fame.
I personally will not be watching or supporting any Brody, Spencer, Jen, or Heidi ventures.
Now I guess it’s only a matter of time before Heidi turns up totally nude. (By accident of course!)
about bella’s worms…
A lot of dogs come from the kennel or store or whatever with the worms. same thing with the kennel cough. diseases and parasites and whatnot are widespread in those environments. Two of my dogs had worms when we first got them. it happens. When I watched that bonus scene I was under the impression that it was soon after heidi-ho got the dog. She was surprised that the dog was actually a big responsibility. there’s a lot of shots and vet bills and potty training takes a lot of time.
anyway, my point is that calling out animal abuse might not be all to correct. although, knowing heidi-ho, keeping that dog for very long would wind up being animal abuse.
Sometimes I do wish Roz would just come running in and yell “It’s a FIESSTTAAAAAAA!!!!”
(It is a fiesta, isn’t it?)
I could do without everyday being Lauren and Heidi Day….but everyday should be a fiesta
I know animals can catch kennel cough, worms, etc. from wherever they’re from, but a vet check should take care of most of it. My dog had a parvo virus when I got her, but it was caught the next day when I had her checked at the vet. She had all of her shots, worming, etc. as soon as I got her, specifically to avoid the risk of all of the above conditions. I don’t think Heidi provided good veterinary care.
Also, I think Heidi thought of Bella as an accessory or affectation, NOT a pet that relied on her for everything. And, yes potty training a dog takes time and patience, which is why I would have thought Heidi might have thought about that before asking for one. If I remember, Jordan was actually reluctant to get the dog because of the work involved – so Heidi probably knew what she was getting into.
I believe pets are a commitment, and getting and then discarding them like last year’s purse is cruel.
Anyway, all of this talk about Don Antonio’s and fiestas(!) is giving me a craving for Mexican food.
Tomorrow is the new episode, I wonder if this will hit 1000 first? I can’t wait for the meltdown when Heidi blows Lauren off again – and Wh-Wh-what will happen with Wh-Wh-Whitney?!!??!??!?!
Will it be Lisa Love-Fiesta?
Well, I think the worms were caught soon after Heidi got the dog, but whatever. I’m sure Bella is being well cared for now and hopefully Heidi will think twice before she asks for another pet.
But I dunno….she doesn’t seem the type to actually learn from her past mistakes. It’s so ridiculous to go back and watch S1 and hear her spout “wisdoms” about relationships and what she has learned as we watch her interact with creepy Spencer.
It IS possble that Heidi thought Jordan took care of all the worms etc. since Bellas was a gift. I mean, who gives a puppy as a gift without taking it to the vet first?
Merry Christmas! Have some RABIES!
‘Heidi thought’ is an oxymoron
Ha ha, OK B-Side I’ll defer to you, Merry Christmas! HAVE SOME RABIES! Made me laugh out loud – LMAO!
I’ll get off the Bella soapbox, promise!
I’m watching “Intervention” right now, and they just said “Addiction is continued use in spite of negative consequences” – Maybe Heidi needs to get on “Intervention” to detox from Spencer – LOL!
*bump* Will it reach 1000 by tomorrow night?!
I hope we get to 1000 before tomorrow’s epp.
I will not watch the show next year if Lauren is gone and we are left with Hiedi Dumbass and Touthy McDouche.
I say bring back Kristin, Roz, Stephen, and Talan. The show would stay popular.
Holaaaa!
I came back because someone said FIESSSSTAAAAA!!
Ummmm ….
I don’t think 1,000 is realistic … unless Lauren herself posted a comment.
This is all going to be Mr. Team Ashes’(B-Side)fault.
How come after 835 comments, we are still going to be left with a lack of accomplishment because we didn’t reach the 1000???
I may need professional help after this.
Sorry B-side…no camera
I would like to recommend the fajita’s!!!
Are you feeling any symptoms that may be attributed to the curse of Don Antonio’s ???
This could be my Thesis!!!
I’m here to help you reach 1000. Only because you compared me to Lauren herself. And in the world of the Gasmii that’s almost as good as it gets.
Alright, I don’t watch The Hills but I heard (read) so much..I had to find out for myself.
That’s some serious drama lol. Not a good position to put your “friend” in, but you have to keep it real. This Spencer guy does sound like a superdouche though. I guess if you have “best” friends you can have “worst” friends also.
BTW – These girls are pretty hot, clearly i’ve been missing out by not watching.
I heard (read) Lauren is going to be on the cover of Teen Vogue again, is this true? K. Conrad, can you confirm this. Thanks.
So close kids.
I agree with B-Side…ASHES FOR PRESIDENT!
Hi. My name is Tiffany and Im addicted to TVGasm.
(in unison) Hi Tiffany!
Okay, so I admit to reading this recap and posting comments before actually watching the episode – I finally saw the episode yesterday and all I can say is WOW – seriously, I don’t know how Lauren can still be friends with Heidi. She is a lying B*tch. Worse than I ever imagined. Heidi and Jenn should run off into oblivian and be friends. I can’t stand either of them.
I also just read that article on Heidi posted above. Seriously, Spender is the “nicest/sweetest guy she’s ever met” – she has a sad, sad life if that’s true. GEEZUZ!!!!
Firecat – I love that fact that that was the first episode you had ever seen and you could see that Spencer is a douchenozzle. Maybe Lauren can have a place in your forum sig line ~
hb
Damn! Y’all were busy this weekend. Congrats B-Side! Well…Spencer’s still a douche. Can’t wait to watch the new ep @ 3:30!
I wonder if B-Side gets any sort of reward at the tvgasm offices? The record has been broken and he is wicked awesome.
Maybe we should get together and send him a cake with 850 candles? Maybe we’ll need MORE candles?!?
I’m v interested to see whose idea it is blow off Lauren tonight, Spence or Heidi? I wonder how far his brainwashing will go??? Judging from the link posted earlier, he has completely put her under his spell. He is just so icky!
B-Side, you are fanfuckingtastic. Maybe we should go to Vegas together…
Somebody should go to Vegas and use that punkass condo I waste my fucking money on. Sorry, off topic, but seriously people, don’t do that shit. It is a waste of money, time, and life. If people come to you with fliers and shit, run! They’ll offer you steak and lobster and shit. I was 21 when I did it and now at 24 I want to kill those bastards and sometimes myself.
I’m sorry but timeshares are a trap. I love my fellow gasmii and I don’t want y’all to have to deal with gray hair at 24 like me. Anyway, to make this relevant…ITS ALL SPENCER’S FAULT!
tried to convince my friend to go to don antonio’s for dinner last night, but she wanted to go to this fucking chi chi wine bar.
hmm. maybe she’s not ready to have her life changed.
or maybe she’s on team speidi.
the wine bar was good.
b-side, the way to get to 1000 posts is to delay the recap for the hills by a day. evil i know.
That stinks Jasmine! I went to a timeshare selling thing once. We just went for the Olive garden gift certificate. My bf wanted to do it but I convinced him not to be swayed by the v persuasive timeshare people.
Timeshares are NOT the TeenVogue way of doing things!
Ugh, I’m with Emmy – that stinks Jasmine!
In a completely unrelated note how is it that trying Don Antonio’s life changing Mexican food has taken over as my life’s mission next time I bother to make the 109 mile trip up to LA? Just to, you know, see if the food and margarita’s are as equally delicious as any of the 100 billion taco shops/restaurants we’ve got on every damn corner in San Diego. I blame Spencer for this!
Damn you SpenceWhore!
OMG!!!!!!! Just went to PEREZ HILTON’s SITE …
GUESS!!
Jason was arrested … again!
Wait. Why am I so surprise about?
JBalls arrested again!!
http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2007/03/jason-from-laguna-beach-gets-in-trouble.html#links
If Spencer is a jballs downgrade he really is a sucky person!
Just the link:
Jason’s Latest Arrest
Is it still a Hat Trick since the arrests were in three different states?
Oh God! Look at this …
“Wahler claimed he wasn’t carrying any ID that night, but insisted that police could “check TMZ.com” to verify his identity!
hahaha, classic.
D-Bag — what wine bar did you go to?
“‘Check TMZ.com’ to verify his identity”
As if we didn’t need any more evidence that Jason is a firm member of Team Asshat.
Who says that? Isn’t that kind of like saying ‘don’t you know who I am?!’ God I hope those North Carolina police bitch-slapped him.
holy majoly, 858 comments!!!!and yes, i read thru about 800 of them this morning. I’ve been very busy at work, can you tell?! There’s so much going on here, i really don’t think i can touch on all that I was planning to. I’ve told her before and I’ll tell her again. From what I can tell thru tv, bravo K Conrad on raising your eldest into a good person.
I LOVE LOVE the planet-naming whatnot, brilliant. But I really expect no less than brilliance from J&B.
I also love the Antonio’s pics. I pretty much started ‘gasming at about the same time i started watching ‘guna, so they really go hand in hand for me. Your road trips and endeavors to behind the scenes locales are beyond awesome.
Bside, you’re not leaving us, are you? oh and congrats on MASSIVE commenting. Looks like the Hills blows everthing else out of the water!!
At least jballs has been arrested enough times that his fingerprints are in the database! Ahhh. Recurring criminals are much easier to identify.
Has anyone done a background check on Spencer?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/03/spencer-pratt-malibus-least-wanted.php
This article is HILARIOUS.
He totally deserves all the hate. What a LOSER! lol
Heidi’s classiness amazes me.
Does she ACTUALLY think her CD will be any good? Please. Give me a break. Such an opportunist.
At this point, I’m not going to waste my breath telling Lauren to get rid of Heidi. By now it’s obvious to all and hopefully to her. Not worth the time.
TEAM LAGUNA CONSULTANT!
Jasmine,
are you hot? you could get rid of your timeshare, and stay at my condo (not a timeshare) when you visit vegas. but only if you’re hot.
blondegirl,
I was born and raised in san diego, then went to college near san bernardino. the crap they eat in smelLA isnt even comparable to SD. It will change your life…but for the worst.
Thanks but no thanks kev. I’m def too hot to stay with some random ass dude. Not that you’re random, but you really are random. Love ya though!
Oh and I’m also awesome.
Ya know whats really messed up about about this timeshare situation? I’ve never stayed there. I actually went around Christmas and stayed at the Wynn.
For relevance…Spencer is an ass nugget.
kevintheomanharris – I can tell you for a fact that jasmine is truly awesome, but her heart belongs to j-unit…hey ya j~
hb
Yeah it does, hb!
Kevin, true you can’t really beat any of the -berto’s restaurants that are so ubiquitous in San Diego but if Don Antonio’s is better than Taco Surf in PB I’ll put it in the plus column. (In high-school when I moved to PB I was assured Taco Surf, too, was life changing Mexican food which it was not, but it was free if we went in there with just our swimsuits on.)
That Radar article was classic Tvfiend!
There was a post awhile back that mentioned it was only a matter of time until Spencer hooked up with Paris. That got me thinking: in a last ditch effort to regain entry behind the velvet ropes of Hollywood (love the Radar article), Spencer becomes Paris’ 437th boytoy, ends up with a sudden need for Valtrex (assuming, of course, he doesn’t already), and – shortly before Paris kicks SpenceWhore to the curb – she takes the opportunity to stomp Heidi-ho into oblivion.
Now, I hate Paris (and everything she represents) with the fire of a thousand Don Antonio flaming fajitas, but girlfriend knows how to catfight. This could set us up for the greatest Heidi smackdown possible. I can see it now: Heidi and Paris at Area, drinks flying, hair extension pieces falling all over. You know Paris would win.
Oh, and Ashes would so kick Tinkerbell’s ass.
Team Ashes!
I don’t know what to believe, in K Conrad’s last posting she said LB4 hasn’t begun filming yet.
But back in January, TMZ.com was reporting that they had started filming in December.
Anybody know what’s going on?
For the record, I’d rather have everyday be “The Hills” day, but if it’s on hiatus, LB will do just fine.
And if they haven’t filmed anything yet, and the school year is over in 2 and a half months, how are they going to throw a season together in time for summer?
Most of the cast are seniors this year, and like most post graduate summers, some kids will leave early for college or take that big family vacation one last time before college or something.
The suspense is killing me. I want to see Kyndra in a bathing suit again.
She’s got nothing on Lauren, but again if I can’t see my Lauren, Kyndra will do.
8ball JWahl does it again. Quite an accomplishment to get arrested in 3 different states. I wonder if he was in Carolina on an acting project.
Why is it that we never see Wh-wh-wh-Whitney in the club? Doesn’t she like to get her boogie on? Certainly she is a better dancer than Jen Burntup Bunney. We never see her at USC either.
Lauren is such a nice person. That was as mad as we have ever seen her. She actually said the word bitch referring to JBunney. And Spencer was a sucky person. She never even call Kristin the b word. She basically told Heidi Dumbass that she would move out if Heidi and Touthy McDouche kept trippin. I would bet even money that Lauren and Audrina move in together in the fall.
Anybody have any info on Lo? She was a way better friend than Heidiho.
I think tonight’s epp is about Wh-wh-wh-Whitney wanting more responsibility than getting Lisa Love’s coffee. There’s trouble at Teen Vogue. Where’s Blaine when you need him?
Let’s at least make it to 900!
As far as season 4 on Laguna, Breana Conrad posted on her myspace that season 4 has not started yet even though they keep telling people it will. She said she believes that either there won’t be a season 4 or that they will go with a new cast. Someone posted somewhere that the producers didn’t like dealing with Cami and Kyndra and were embarrassed by their behavior. They have missed the winter formal, Cabo probably is very soon, and prom and graduation is just around the corner. It would be too late to develop whatever drama storyline is going on. I bet they start filming in september with a whole new crew. Cami and Kyndra were too much of camera whores who thought they would be as popular as Kristin.
Well things finally slowed down this weekend I see. I was surprised we even got up as high as we did considering we beat every potential topic into the ground. It was an amazing run. The best part about it was that the 760 something record was attained when comments weren’t even authenticated. I could have typed in 30 different names and just posted some sort of variation of the same thing 100 times or used other aliases to defend posts I made to drive up the count. Since they authenticated comments sometime last year so you couldn’t do that, the record was at like 200 something. Tremendous job.
Since this is the end of a run that will probably never be duplicated, I think some postseason board awards are in order
MVP – Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict “ Although some of her posts were definitely not in character and borderline inappropriate at times (we’ll blame that on the company that makes boxed Merlot haha) she was without a doubt the backbone of the board this past week. Whether it be cussing out Spencer, Heidi and Jenn, or cursing at people who defended them, or cussing out Spencer, Heidi and Jenn some more, Chee-Z was definitely on her game this week. You wanna talk about dedication? Then look no further than the merlot and steak induced run when the board was trying to dry up on Saturday night. Even I can’t say I’ve stayed in on a Saturday night with a piece of meat, a bottle of wine and my keyboard all for the good of the board. Intense. I foresee many more MVP’s in her future.
Rookie of the Year “ Moodylupin “ Where the hell did this guy come from? He goes from an occasional poster to a 150 post madman over the course of a week. Now that’s rising to the occasion right there. Not to mention he’s doing all this from friggin Puerto Rico. I didn’t even know they had cable down there, let alone the internet.
Comeback Player of the Year “ Kathy Conrad “ Is there a coincidence that the board lighting up coincided with the triumphant return of Kathy Conrad? I think not. Also, not to mention that the new and improved Kathy Conrad has a feisty edge to her, and is willing to make jokes at other poster’s expense if they go after her children in derogatory ways. “I didn’t always have money, so I didn’t know that us rich folks were supposed to be proficient in another language. Thanks for explaining that to me. I will start my French classes next week so I can be cool like the NYC people.” Classic stuff.
Most Improved Player “ AC “ I love it when people hate my writing, it just makes me put in even more effort the next time. If nobody ever criticized my posts, they wouldn’t even be funny by now because I would be coasting. The Laguna Consultant sucks post definitely didn’t score any brownie points, but anyone who turns to team Laguna Consultant by the end of the week is definitely the most improved player in my book.
6th Man (Poster) Award “ BayArea “ There is nothing better than seeing a post by a particular person, and not knowing whether it is going to be an articulate, well done post, or a horrendously awful, drunken rant. I get giddy every time I see Bay Area has made a post. I think I counted 5 out of 6 days she made some sort of mention of alcohol consumption either that day, or the night before. Well Done! Those are the things we like to see on a pre-teen show message board haha. While we’re on the subject of alcoholism, did anyone see in one of those interviews that Heidi stopped drinking? Is she even 21 yet? Now I know why Heidi defended Jason for so long haha
Underrated Moment of the Week “ A person with the handle “D-Bag” enjoyed a night out at a fancy wine bar. Read that again.
Comment of the Week “ There were many, MANY comments that could have taken this award, but I think I’ll have to go with OMJ75 with this diddy because it came straight out of left field. “I wonder if MTV is going to give Ashes a spin off next year and set him up in a litter box in South Central LA, but tell the viewing audience he craps and pisses in Beverly Hills.” Awesome.
Letdown of the week “ Laguna Consultant “ I’m giving myself this award for my disappearance this weekend. Granted I was away all weekend for a friend’s birthday, but that doesn’t excuse my absence when we are trying to make a run towards 1000. All I can say is thank god I didn’t have the phone numbers of a few of my female fans on this board Saturday night. I was drunk dialing like you read about for some reason. All of you would have gotten extremely drunken messages, and there was an 98% chance I would have eloped with “Amanda” if asked.
And of course there was no need to mention B-Side in there because we all know who the true king really is, no need to reinforce it. I mean anyone who makes an impromptu trip to Don Antonio’s in the middle of the week needs no introduction.
b-side. it was the rustic canyon wine bar on wilshire and 12th. the food was not life changing, but not bad.
i think i may have to take a trip to don antonio’s on wednesday for the 99 cent taco night. after last night’s meal that’s all i’ll be able to afford.
re: j-wahl. as bad as spencer is, he isn’t a druggie, girlfriend beater, 3 times arrested douchebag. i think the j-wahl is way worse than him. i don’t care if he really “loved” lauren.
“boxed Merlot”? Puh-leeze!
I drink the cheap French stuff! LOL! And we had a snowstorm Saturday night, so I had LOTS of time to check the boards – and drink LOTS of wine!
I think old 8-Bahl might be Bi-Polar, he seems like he’s hitting the skids and this would be about the age it would really get out of control. At any rate I’m glad Lauren got out of that whole situation.
That article about SpenceWhore being denied entrance at clubs, etc. was pretty funny. I wonder how he’s going to try and spin that, and how long HeidiHo is going to stay in love with him now? She’s a club promoter, sounds like that could get a little complicated!
I can’t WAIT for tonight’s episode. But I will still check in, in our collective quest to reach 1000!!!!
3 minutes to go! My TIVO had better be working…
Ugh. My tivo didn’t record the afternoon sneak. Boo.
I guess I’ll have to watch it at normal time.
OMG!! LO is on next week’s episode. This one – not so much with the drama. I don’t even think Lauren is suprised by Heidi’s complete disrespect of their friendship anymore.
Guess who’s back, L to the Lo. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Welcome back Lo. Love that girl.
120 comments away!
I hope Lo shows Jen Jenner how sidekicking is really done!
Booooring. I wasn’t even outraged once this entire episode.
Lauren’s new man looks like 8Ball the sequel. Audrina is less expressive than my toaster. Lo looked like she was impersonating my 90 year old grandma. Heidi gets less cute and more corpse-like every episode, fueling the rumors that Spencer is literally sucking the life right out of her out.
No Brody. I’m sure he’s crying himself to sleep right now.
Also, I have to ask, what was with that poster-sized note that Heidi left? It’s called a cellphone, Heidi. Sharpies and notebook paper aren’t that useful outside of 5th grade English.
OMG Lo! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I knew it! Is it possible to die of anticipation. Next week is sooo far away.
Team Lauren!
1.) This is my contribution to the comment count. (When do we get to pop the bubbly?)
2.) I wish Heidi would break a leg, so that horrible walk will go away.
3.)Go Team Articulate When You’re Angry (aka Team Lauren)!
4.) B-side, you a great recapper. You are now on my de.li.cious bookmark page (a great honor) and you kick Television Without Pity’s ass.
1.) This is my contribution to the comment count. (When do we get to pop the bubbly?)
2.) I wish Heidi would break a leg, so that horrible walk will go away.
3.)Go Team Articulate When You’re Angry (aka Team Lauren)!
4.) B-side, you a great recapper. You are now on my de.li.cious bookmark page (a great honor) and you kick Television Without Pity’s ass because your recaps are funny and QUICKLY posted.
television without pity has gone downhill big time. i don’t bother going there now that they closed the real housewives thread.
did they have the over it wh-wh-whitney story line this episode? she looks cute in hats. wear more hats, whitney. ladies, wear more hats.
wheres_bella (#869)- A Paris/HeidiHo beat down would be rad and, sadly, much more plausible that someone else’s aforementioned idea of a detente and joining of KCav and Lauren to beatdown Heidi. Also, thanks for the great mental image your comment gave me of Paris and HeidiHo ripping chunks of each other’s extensions out – it got me through my last class today (PR classes usually make me fell icky, like I’ve sold my soul to Spencer, but not today with that glorious image of Heidi getting beat down by Paris, and then Ashes kicking Tinkerbell’s ass).
Reading these comments makes me want Mexican food.
Mmmm Mexican food!
Blah Blah – Heidi breaking her leg may just make the walk worse and more exaggerated once it’s healed. I shudder to think of how it could possibly be more exaggerated, but then I also thought Heidi couldn’t get more brainless and vapid, but alas …
did heidi have that lame ass hooker walk during season one? i can’t remember, though i doubt i could forget something that corny.
where’s redhead girl?
I don’t think she had the walk in season one. If she did it wasn’t so douchbagish.
I don’t think she had the walk in season one. If she did it wasn’t so douchebagish.
LOL @ BlondGirl
Yes, I thought about Heidi’s leg break possibly making her walk even more exaggerated and, therefore, more ridiculous. However, I long for the episodes where she has to hobble around on crutches (or maybe even a wheelchair!). The recovery time alone will probably last longer than a whole season. Thus, no more Heidi walk.
Or maybe I just want to see her break a leg as her bad karma for being a bad friend. Either way, Heidi with a broken leg = GREAT TV.
Funny D-Bag. Sadly Brunette is my sister, and I say sadly because she can’t even remember to add the e in douchebagish, the idiot. But there is no redhead…
Someone who has season 1 one DVD needs to let us plebes who don’t if HeidiHo had the walk then
Blah Blah – Yeah, it would be great to see her hobble around on crutches screaming “Oh SNAP, I’m cute!” Can you imagine if she got a walking cast and tried to do her sashay? She’d go flying everywhere! That would be some awesome TV! Or it could just be someone’s job to make sure she is always spraining an ankle or breaking a leg when they’re filming.
Hey I added the e in douche I realized that I didn’t as soon as I hit the post button. Hence the double post.
ok. I think it’s interesting that Lauren and Audrina have become close recently (on the show). Lauren is clearly looking for a best friend/sidekick who’s willing to do the whole young and single thing with her. Now that Heidi doesn’t fit that anymore…it is convenient that Audrina has stepped up.
Also, The Hills is totally awesome.
In the ep where Heidi drops out of school and Lauren hangs up on her, she does display what seems to be the early stages of whorewalk. So, I guess the answer is yes. She did do it in season one, it just wasn’t full blown whorewalk yet.
900!! This post is successfully breaking the curse of Don Antonio’s!
Only 99 more posts, can we reach 1000?
Thanks Jasmine! You ARE awesome.
I hope Lo shows us her rack.
If we do reach 1,000 would that make us incredibly lame?
LagunaConsultant…Im honored to have received an award…especially the 6th Man (Poster) Award. The whole post excited me more than I want to admit. You are only provoking me to post drunk more often.
I can see it now..I stumble into my house after wednesday night bucknight…possibly upset because of a fight with my semi-boyfriend (Spencer Junior). I begin to drunk dial guys in my phone..no answer. Then, I remember it’s ok if Im rejected in real life because I have love from my tvgasm friends. I make my way to the computer and post a regretable post.
It’s coming…I promise.
YES!!!! the Hills are on in 15 mins. sooo excited.
Either incredibly lame or incredibly awesome.
Either way it works for me.
I still don’t have anything else to say, but we’re too close to turn back now.
It’s actually good that B-Side didn’t get to watch the afternoon sneak. It gives us more time to try to reach 1,000.
Team 1,000!!
I think TVgasm has taken over my life.
I am watching it as I type this and I hate Spencer more each time I see his beaver-smile face.
hb
Wanting to help with the quest for 1,000. I mentioned this once in the forums – but thought I’d toss it out here in the comments and if anyone else has already said this – forgive me – at least it’s another post.
Spencer’s neck is very distracting in that it looks like a giant throbbing penis shaft.
Discuss…
OMG!! I won a prize!!! hahaha
LagunaConsultant, you still rock! All this Rookie of The Year Stuff is really nice and all, had me laughing hard.
Just for future reference, is a SHE not a HE … haha, annnd yes! There’s cable AND internet over here … even wireless (yeaaah, i know, shocking!)
Thank God I’m a nice puertorican … not even Seinfield has gotten away with a PRican joke, haha.
If I fail in my test this week, at least I have that Rookie of the Year title.
It’s a FIEEESSTAAAAAA for me!
I think this can be done with multiple double postings …
Is B-Side going to delay the new recap in order to get to the 1000 mark for real???
I think that it can possibly be done without double posting.
Team 1,000!!!!
Double posting is like kissing your best friend’s possible maybe boyfriend/transition guy. It’s not all that cool.
Like how I brought it back on topic?
I was waaaay too into your awards, LagunaConsultant. I started off like “Oh, this is a fun idea for a post,” but by the end, I was like “WHO WILL WIN NEXT???” I swear, I was one paragraph away from starting up a pool.
Anyhoo, I’m not intentionally delaying the Hills recap, HOWEVER, I have to meet people for dinner at 7:30, and since the afternoon sneak didn’t record (my Tivo is set to record The Hills, not “Afternoon Sneak,” which is what MTV renamed it), the recap will actually be later due to natural reasons.
As for Don Antonio’s, I would definitely be inclined to go to $.99 taco night this Wednesday, but since I’m flying to London on Thursday, I don’t want to get the CURSE OF DON ANTONIO’S before a 12 hour flight.
Anyone who goes has to take pictures though.
Ashes is my new American Idol.
btw, I like how everyone on this board is flocking to Don Antonio’s. Shouldn’t we be boycotting it? A) Spencer endorsed it, and B) IT’S CURSED!
(But it is so good)
Don’t forget to take an aspirin before you fly – to help you avoid blood clots in your leg.
Um… (trying to tie this back to the Hills) cuz you know…. that Spencer he’s such a blood clot!
B-Side: Call it the Don Antonio’s anomaly. Can something be an anomaly and cursed at the same time? Or maybe we all just have to see how life-changing the food is despite the fact that is was endorsed by a gargantuan asshat.
Good afternoon all – we are going for 1000 now? Oh God! What happended last night, is Lo really going to be on next week – YAY! Anyone out there …..
Well, I would never kiss my best friend’s possible maybe boyfriend/transition guy, but I’ll will double post if needed.
=D
So today at work one of the guys I work with had the issue of Stuff Magazine with Heidi in it and was like she is so hot blah,blah, blah. I may have told him I had officially lost all respect for him and he was now dead in my book.
Not the smartest thing to tell your supervisor.
Well, I would never kiss my best friend’s possible maybe boyfriend/transition guy, but I’ll will double post if needed.
=D
So today at work one of the guys I work with had the issue of Stuff Magazine with Heidi in it and was like she is so hot blah,blah, blah. I may have told him I had officially lost all respect for him and he was now dead in my book.
Not the smartest thing to tell your supervisor.
@ Jasmine (#905): Yeah but either way it makes us incredible.
Team 1000!!
I SWEAR THAT WASN’T MEANT TO BE A DOUBLE POST!
Sorry …
Now I’m Kind of scare … =S
Soooo, Spencer is a sucky person *** looks to the right and runs away ***
Good afternoon all – we are going for 1000 now? Oh God! What happended last night, is Lo really going to be on next week – YAY! Anyone out there …..
Mine wasn’t meant to be a double post either.
Weird.
Is double-posting the new Teen Vogue way of doing things?
No I don’t think it is the Teen Vogue way of doing things.
Maybe it’s that Don Antonio’s curse coming after you guys…
My guess is that with so many people viewing this page at once it’s causing it to load slow – so when your comments are loading it’s taking a while – just let it go…if you want to see if your comment really posted have a second window open to the comments page and hit refresh. Then you can see if it really went up. You can play back and forth between both windows and keep up with your posting.
This helpful tip was brought to you by Don Antonios. Come for the food, stay for the Curse!
But I have never even eaten there…
jstar – I read your post first and then saw the show this afternoon. When I saw the note from Heidi all I could think about was “Also, I have to ask, what was with that poster-sized note that Heidi left? It’s called a cellphone, Heidi. Sharpies and notebook paper aren’t that useful outside of 5th grade English.”
Tahnks for the laugh!
hb
That makes sense Tinkerbell.
Imagine the # of comments if everyone viewing this page left one.
It would be glorious.
Brunette: I think the CURSE is all encompassing (so even if you just talked about it you suffer the curse, which, fuck means I’m cursed too!) or maybe you’re just cursed.
Blonde: Makes sense- and yeah you are cursed now and hey doesn’t that mean dad is cursed too?.
Perhaps the whole family is just cursed.
Did I ever tell y’all that I think Spencer is a douche? I wish the season finale could feature Ashes attacking him and scratching the hell out of his face. Then, Bella could make a cameo and take a wormy poop in the wounds. Just a thought.
Jasmine: Gross! And for some reason I pictured that scene in Gladiator when they put the maggots in his wound when I read that. Also, you know that famewhore Ashes would doubly love that because a)Ashes has to be on Team Lauren and b)if it’s on camera Ashes will totally play it up and hurt Spencer more.
God, why does 60 more posts seem infinite at this point?
Note to self: Never piss of Jasmine.
Note to Jasmine: You’re still awesome girlie!
I think it seems infinite at this point because we have run out of things to say.
OOH this just in….
Lauren was spotted out partying with Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan. Photographers have yet to see if she is wearing anything under her very short skirt.
Apparantly she has traded up from Heidi Ho and Jenn Jenner.
Or
I made it up just to add another post.
Thanks for the visual blondegirl. I saw it as a more comical scene like in Friday when Smokey took a shit in the bushes, but I can see how someone else would take the disgusting route. To each his own I guess. Either way its a fitting end to the season of Speidi.
haha, that would be too cool Jasminetheawesome, truly.
Here’s something:
Hey, not that exciting , but maybe it’ll get 2 more posts that’ll say THIS ARTICLE SUCKS! or something.
Thanks for the visual blondegirl. I saw it as a more comical scene like in Friday when Smokey took a shit in the bushes, but I can see how someone else would take the disgusting route. To each his own I guess. Either way its a fitting end to the season of Speidi.
I am starting to feel like Lauran is glaring at me in that screen shot. I am actually feeling her wrath…
I’m watching the new episode, but wanted to pop in and add a gratuitous…
TEAM 1,000!!
Well, the visual was actually your own doing. I never saw Friday so perhaps my pop-culturally relevant ignorant frame of reference is starting to show at the seams.
Oops! No link showed … but an excellent excuse to put another comment in
Add mentioning fecal matter to the list of forbidden deeds because I swear I didn’t hit post twice. Fear the Curse!
GQ Interview
Does anyone know if there is going to be a Season 3 The Hills?
Everybody post now! Let’s hit 1000 comments before 10 o’clock!
Wow less than 50 to go! Yee Haaaw!
I am counting down the last 5 minutes until the show starts, and watching this weird show called “Engaged and Underage”. Strange.
Anyway – I just wanted to add my post toward the 1000 mark. Is TVgasm offering a T-Shirt to the 100th poster?
OMG!!!!! It’s about to start!! I can’t wait…. gotta go!!!!!
Jasminetheawesome … I didn’t hit post twice before either , haha.
Someone is messing with the buttons. B-Side, what are you doing? Suspicious.
That interview was so, Yawn…
My favourite part: “I’m not a bitch!”
OMG! Did you see that? Lauren watched Heidi pack!!
Whoever said SpenceWhore’s neck looks like a penis – I agree.
I wonder it’s from having to support those choppers, they look like they weigh about 5 pounds…
Back to show….
Watching her pack and obsessing about her love life. She’s the most Sidekickish Master ever.
Team Kristin.
I think the tshirt should go to the MVP
Team CheeZ!
40 more to go….
I was hoping to hear SpenceWhore gossip on the double date – it looks his douchebaggery is commonly acknowledged in LA.
Is posting on the new episode considered spoiler material? I don’t want to ruin it for anyone.
BTW – Heidi appears to have a magic bed that constantly sprouts bags of new clothes. I want one of those…..
SpenceWhore and Aurdrina both have giant heads and teeth. Separated at birth?
OK I just caught a glance at Whitney where she suddenly reminded me of a blonde Gina Gershon. Is that odd?
Oh and note to K. Conrad, please ask Lauren to ditch the super shiny greasy lip gloss it makes her lower lip disappear.
I think it’s true that Audrina has big teeth – but she doesn’t have actual lips to cover them so they appear even larger.
How does Whitney expect to advance her career if she puts the clothes on hangers facing the wrong way? I feel her pain. Most mundane tasks ever.
Oh man. Lo will be on next week. I’m excited!
OK, SpenceWhore has actually surpassed himself in asshole-ishness. Unbelievable.
TinkerBelleAPixie – you are funny! You remind me of the girls from Go Fug Yourself – what a riot!
I thought it was pretty funny when LiLove called Wh-Wh-Whitney and Lauren on Spring attire in the Fall. SO NOT the Teen Vogue way of doing things! It’s almost as bad as wearing white after Labor Day!
Finally just watched the whole episode. It was ok, I suppose. I officially hate heidi, what a rotten fucking friend. I really hope that Lauren and her aren’t friends anymore-she could do so much better.
haha, she looked so thrilled in the car when heidiho called her and wanted to do dinner..you could definitely tell she would rather have her damn teeth pulled (wh-wh-whitney should know all about that).
Was it just me or did that blake guy look creepily like talan in the lighting they had in that restaurant? He seemed pretty normal though..
My main reason for this post was I can’t wait for next week…LO COMES BACK!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!Yay for REAL friends!!!
Later guys.
oh and one more thing..no ashes cameo this week, boooooooo!!!
Team motherfucking ashes bitch! hehe.
ok ok I have a bit of ADD, damn TVgasm for sucking me in,.I need to go shower to wash myself of the Speidi stench that has wreaked havok (haha play on words..if you know the band I mean) in my damn living room.
Team Ashe/Lauren? 1,000 posts
So is Heidi really going to move into Spencer’s parents’ basement with him?
When Lauren got home and read the note, then went to sit on the couch, I thought Uh oh, validation for J-star. But then old girl made me proud making an immediate alternate plan. Team Lauren!
Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict – having YOU call me funny was the highlight of an otherwise craptacular day. You, my friend, have earned a mention in my journal!
Back to the show – I loved how Audrina kept referring to the two guys as real “guy guys” such “manly men” and then when we see them they look like little High School boys.
I HEART Lo and am soo happy that she’ll be on the next episode. I think it’s awesome that Lauren gets to spend New Years with her real friends. Heidi-Ho and Spence looked so jealous in the previews – probably cos they weren’t the center of attention.
Heidi sucks! I just wanted to be a part of all the fun!
Okay so I know that you guys have touched on Audrina having no lips and huge teeth, but have we yet mentioned that combined with her chipmunk cheeks she looks like, er, well a chipmunk?
She reminds me of one of the infamous singing Chipmunks. Might be Alvin – can’t be sure.
wow i just read almost all of the comments now my eyes hurt.. and i want mexican food
anyway i just wanted to help the cause by posting and say that spencer is a total cotton headed ninny muggins
It’s getting to the point that every time I look at Audrina I think to myself: some walnuts or cashews would be good right now. And I’m quickly running spare on mixed nuts in the house.
Well she definitely wouldn’t be the singing chipmunk with the glasses, that is for sure. What were their names besides Alvin?
Avin, Simon, Theodore – do, do, do-do-do
One more comment to help from me.I think the brunette/blonde siblings(??) making everyother comment today will surely bring the comments to 1000 by the end of the night.
After todays episode I’ve decided Im starting to really like audrina a little more every week…obviously heidi less. Yeah…no ashes
So excited for Lo…her hair is significanty darker than I remember.
We must push this to 1000.
@BlondeGirl: Alvin, Simon, Theodore.
Saw the sneak peek at 4:30 PM, just a few quick comments
1) Spencer may be a douchebag, asshole, what have you, but he is SLICK. The comment on the beach about Jason/Lauren to Heidi played her like a damn violin.
2) Don’t set up a time to go out with someone and then go back on it. That makes no sense. Unless it’s an emergency or something…you should go to it. Duh.
3) Lauren shouldn’t have asked Heidi to choose. That seems to be her one big mistake, even if it might be the best thing for Heidi. In those situations, the one who asks the other person to choose is the one who loses out. Always.
4) The hockey player seemed genuinely amazed at where they were eating. He was gawking at the chandeliers at one point, was highly amusing. He seemed somewhat normal, which is probably really impressive to Lauren
5) Yay, Lo is back. Though the hairstyle makes me cry inside a little.
6) Apparently Lauren’s seen several of the episodes that are coming in the future (she commented about them in the aftershow), and she says in an upcoming episode, someone makes a huge choice about their life.
I also have to chime about chipmunk cheeks Audrina, even though she has a full face, she deserves props for always looking her best… loved the black purse she was carrying around while out to lunch with Lauren.
I caught the afternoon sneak peek and I got chills when I saw Lo on the screen for next weeks eppy. Here’s to best friends!! CHEERS!!
I’m hoping they mention Jenn-two-face in their conversation and talk about her conspiracy to drive the buddies apart.
Once again spencedouchebag and Heidi-whore are at it again. Heidi-whore must have been ignored or not hugged enough as a child because she falls for douchebags empty compliments.
I think I might have figures out why Heidi-whore sways when she walks….her hips are tooooooo WIDE!!! Her little twig-like legs can barely walk in a straight line without the ‘ol hips getting in the way.
Did we make a 1000,yet?
The hockey guy seemed like he really didnt know that lauren was from Laguna Beach…that was awkward
Lo’s hair made me cry a little too. Is the faux hawk seriously still in? And what about the coaster size Dior’s Lauren always sports? As a former oversized sunglass addict I must say there is hope. Actually all it took was a photo of myself in said glasses and I immediately downsized.
GO 1000!
I thought it was cool when he asked where she was from. I bet Lauren was relieved, no questions about Kristen or Stephen.
B-side tried to help Lauren out on the big sunglasses. When I saw that picture on the recap I was already lmao before I started reading.
And where is J-star anyway? I’m out. Happy 1000.
RIGHT HERE. Dun-dun-DUNH.
This episode was too boring to post about. Lauren’s hair didn’t look as greased as usual!
Sometimes Heidi is beautiful and sometimes she looks like she got caught in a very cold tidal wave. Tonights episode was definitely the latter.
1000?
@ BayArea: Yes siblings and all my commenting is a testament to my procrastination skills, but I have nothing left to beat into the ground that we haven’t already done a hundred times over.
@ Cybit and carriec: Thank you
Go 1,000!
I think there might be a season 3 of the Hills but I don’t think Lauren will be on it. She has been on 2 seasons of Laguna and 2 seasons of the Hills. I am sure she is tired of the cameras. HeidiHo wants to be on camera forever. She should thank her lucky stars she met Lauren or she would never have been on tv.
I have one thing to say about tonights epp: Lo is in the m*therf**king house! Now we will see Lauren’s true best friend. Later for these other fake ass hoes.
We call it ‘product’. Now good night, seriously.
I don’t get the big sunglasses thing. Seriously. Lauren would be ridiculously sexy with a sleek pair of shades, imo.
I think there might be a season 3 of the Hills but I don’t think Lauren will be on it. She has been on 2 seasons of Laguna and 2 seasons of the Hills. I am sure she is tired of the cameras. HeidiHo wants to be on camera forever. She should thank her lucky stars she met Lauren or she would never have been on tv.
I have one thing to say about tonights epp: Lo is in the m*therf**king house! Now we will see Lauren’s true best friend. Later for these other fake ass hoes.
I’m saving the bulk of my comments for the new recap, but I can’t believe you guys thought that guy didn’t know Lauren was from Laguna Beach. What a joke. Even if he didn’t know who Lauren was before, you really think his buddy wasn’t like “dude I’m setting you up with that girl from Laguna Beach and the Hills. By the way, they are going to be taping us while we eat.”
That would be like me meeting her and claiming I thought she looked vaguely familiar and denying my involvement on the Tvgasm boards.
Also I enjoyed the blondegirl and brunettegirl like maniacs all of a sudden. Looks like somebody was angling for a most improved player award. Save your material for next recap ladies haha
I don’t get the big sunglasses thing. Seriously. Lauren would be ridiculously sexy with a sleek pair of shades, imo.
I’m saving the bulk of my comments for the new recap, but I can’t believe you guys thought that guy didn’t know Lauren was from Laguna Beach. What a joke. Even if he didn’t know who Lauren was before, you really think his buddy wasn’t like “dude I’m setting you up with that girl from Laguna Beach and the Hills. By the way, they are going to be taping us while we eat.”
That would be like me meeting her and claiming I thought she looked vaguely familiar and denying my involvement on the Tvgasm boards.
Also I enjoyed the blondegirl and brunettegirl like maniacs all of a sudden. Looks like somebody was angling for a most improved player award. Save your material for next recap ladies haha
Laguna Consultant- In that case, it was well played. And I think that’s how you should proceed should you cross paths with Ms Conrad.
Team 1000!
Yeah. Though to be honest, prior to august, if I had ever run into LC, I would have had no idea who the heck she was. And he still seemed fairly genuine, which is probably shocking to LC.
Waiting for the new recap, hope we get to 1000 on this one.
Laguna Consultant- In that case, it was well played. And I think that’s how you should proceed should you cross paths with Ms Conrad.
Season 3 starring Heidi? Heidilicious? I bet Audrina would come back. Maybe Jenn Bunney-Jenner.
Post 1000 is going to wind up being caused by an internal Tvgasm error… That would be horrendous
If this is post 1000, WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!
It’s the final countdown…
Team 1000!
And to whoever wrote the cocktail list for the show’s characters a few hundred posts back, you are my new hero.
LagunaConsultant, you should really campaign to get the ginormo Dior shades. They’d be a nice companion to the blueberry tracksuit and well, mostly Lauren needs to 86 them.
Also, what’s up with Devil wears Prada 2.0 spelling her name LAWREN!??
Yeah. Though to be honest, prior to august, if I had ever run into LC, I would have had no idea who the heck she was. And he still seemed fairly genuine, which is probably shocking to LC.
Waiting for the new recap, hope we get to 1000 on this one.
Laguna Consultant, or should I call you ‘LC’? I think that’s how you should play it when you meet her. Maybe hockey dude was nervous, or just flaked out. Like when I ask patients if they wear glasses (while they are wearing glasses)
Oh yea without a doubt, unless I want to be broken into 6 pieces.
I’ll tell you one thing though, I wouldn’t deny knowing who she was or thinking she was hot.
Happy 1000 everyone!
I just found this website and am so excited–am a *huge* fan of the hills. 1000 posts is so impressive. did anyone else think that the part of today’s episode in Lisa Love’s office was staged: Whitney just conveniently happened to have a sister who would be a good fit for the upcoming photoshoot and Lisa just happened to ask L and W if they knew any 15-year olds they would like to recommend…
Sorry for the repetition. Wasn’t I going to bed?
Happy 1000 people!!!!!
Well, I’m out. I hear some Guinness’s calling to me with their siren song and then tonights episode of The Hills.
1008! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
Congratulations B-Side, and TVgasm!!! I hope you guys rake in some ad revenues – you earned it!
Color me AMAZED!!!
I’m not sure if this has been posted but it’s a juicy tidbit about douchebag.
When he’s not causing door-slamming fights between roomies Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad on The Hills, Brody Jenner manager, sidekick, and pimp Spencer Pratt likes to kick it at all of the right buzzy L.A. nightclubs”or so he would have you believe.
Spencer has been having a tough time crossing the velvet rope these days, a well-placed source on the Left Coast scene tells Radar. “Spencer can’t get in anywhere in L.A. He’s so hated that people come up to him on the street and verbally abuse him. Area is the only place that will tolerate him.” Makes sense. Area is the creation of L.A. scene-maker Brent Bolthouse, Montag’s employer and a recurring character on The Hills. Without Area, Spencer would have no backdrop for his drunken arguments and on-air makeout sessions.
SDfash- thanx for the info, all I have to say is-what a fuckweasal!! whoever coined that phrase on this thread is my hero!
and Elsie- YES!! I thought I was the only one who thought the same thing about Ms. Wintour’s plaything coming in convienently after wh-wh-whitney was talking about her little sister. Seemed pretty damn staged to me.
Congrats on 1,000 posts guys, never thought I’d ever see the day
Team Lauren
So it is 2:50 am over here and I’m going to sleep, but I had to check if you guys have made to 1000 …
Now I can live in peace … and set up that appointment with the chiropractor. My neck is killing me.
Feliz 1000!!!!!
shit, 1000 posts. i feel like i should run out into the streets and make out with a nurse or something.
Writing the Hills recap now, but I’m exhausted. This may need to be postponed until the AM… (or later in the AM, I should say).
B Side – keep going, we are all wide awake in the great old land of OZ! Post it, post it post it….PLEASE!
holy shit this took me like two hours to ready through ( I just had to click on all the links) i missed it last night DAMMIT!! waiting for the recap…
B-Side, don’t worry about rushing the recap. Snark like great wine and cheese can not be rushed.
Plus – if we keep posting on this page we can make up for all the double posts.
So if the Hills doesn’t come back – how long before Brent Bolthouse fires Heidi’s slackerass? I mean it’s so obvious the ONLY reason she has that job is because she brings cameras with her to work.
Yes I did think it was staged that Whitney’s sister did the modeling thing. You would think Lisa Love would have some connections with modeling agencies instead of asking her interns to ask ppl they know…
I just wanted to join in on the celebrating of 1,000 posts. Is it sad that it was the first thing I did when I woke up- and when I saw it had happened I started grinning like a jackass? Anyways I will say I am slightly pissed at BlondeGirl for not sharing the joyous occasion with me when it happened.
Bring on the next recap!
I think last night’s episode proved once again what a great friend Lauren is. She offered to be in charge of steaming clothes when Whitney complained how tired she was of doing it. And then she offered to be the one to stay late when Whitney tried (and failed) to be assertive and leave the photoshoot at a certain time. Lauren is such a sweetheart!
It also proved once again that Spencer is slimey and manipulative. He certainly seems determined to hurt Lauren and encourage Heidi’s flakiness. If it’s true that he is being ostracized in Hollywood, it’s proof that assholes never prosper!
did LC forget that she too has a little sister?
why is no one mentioning the GIANT GOLD CHAIN spencer was wearing in the beginning of the episode. It was a thing of glory.
O man- I wondered the same thing…LC’s sis was prob still in Laguna Beach, I think its like an hour away from LA so maybe it wouldnt have worked out because of her schedule and Lauren might have known that so she didnt say anything.
I can’t wait for B-Side’s recap…his recaps are even better than the show itself.
In the previews it looks like Lauren disses Heidi this time and chooses to chill with her other friends. Spencer looks even younger in a suit.
If anyone sees him at a club in LA (correction: at Area – he can’t get into any other club) – please pull that nasty chain off his neck. It’s hideous (but not as hideous as he is).
I have to agree with tvfiend on the recaps being way better than the actual show.
You deserve a nice long rest B-Side, as much as I look forward to your recaps, I can wait!
Besides I’ve been really busy pissing people off on the RW: Denver boards. LOL!
Whoa!!! B-side…as a throwback to an episode of “Family Guy” (the one where Army recruiters visit Chris’ school)…you should be called “Major Awesome.” J unit could’ve been “Sergeant Extreme”, but unfortunately he’s seeking greener pastures.
Congrats on the over-1000 mark! Unfortunately my computer has prevented me from contributing, but at least I’ve been able to follow along.
Well done, all.
I think Audrina is pretty with a cute little figure.
Did you check out Heidi’s interview:
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/la-ca-convers4mar04,1,7875078.story?page=1&coll=la-celebrity-news
I’m sorry but she is just obnoxious. She fails to realize she only is on a show because of her “best friend”. She would most definitely still be a nobody and wouldn’t have even met her beloved Spencer. She thinks it is equally her show with Lauren. I don’t think she became friends with Lauren for the show, but she is definitely taking full advantage of it. Her attitude is horrible. I sit here and wonder what lauren must be thinking after watching the show now and seeing what really goes on…Heidi and Spencers conversations and Heidi’s conversation to Jenn, “Do what you want it’s your birthday just have fun”…
She’s a loser.
boring ep, though whitney brought the cuteness.
audrina’s date obviously knew who she was b/c he knew all about spencer. there is no way that his roommate wouldn’t know who lauren was. he would have googled her at least. i call serious bullshit. and that hoody under the blazer look is so over. it was lame when it was in.
that said, he seemed like a nice guy.
and i shuddered when i saw speidi at the arclight. next time i go there i’ll grab one of those paper toilet seat covers from the bathroom. ick. did someone catch the row and seat. i’ll be sure to avoid them the next time i’m there.
oh, and fuck ashes. ashes is a big pussy. yeah, i said it.
Yeah easydoesit, Audrina may have a round face and a very thin upper lip but over all she’s a cute girl.
I like Audrina, she seems like the most real to me out of everyone on the show. No more Audrina bashing!
MTV Teams with Lauren Conrad to Introduce First-Ever Virtual and Real-World Fashion Line, Taking Personal Expression to Entirely New Level
NEW YORK, March 6 /PRNewswire/ — Her fashion has inspired a generation of young viewers with its California chic look of flirty dresses and trendy tops usually complemented with a signature headband. Now legions of young women can emulate Lauren Conrad’s fresh style in the real world and online. MTV Networks and Lauren Conrad — the star of MTV’s popular series “The Hills” — today announce the first-ever celebrity-inspired digital fashion line to be introduced in the Virtual Hills virtual world. In addition, Lauren will develop a real-world fashion line that will be available in high-end boutiques, retail stores and online later this fall.
“Our audience has always felt a connection to Lauren since she first appeared on ‘Laguna Beach’ and we have created innovative platforms online — first with mtv.com and now with Virtual Hills — for fans to connect with her,” said Christina Norman, President of MTV. “Our viewers make little distinction between their online and real-world personas, and the introduction of Lauren’s fashion line reflects their desire to embrace what they see on television and make it an integral part of all facets of their lives.”
The move also reflects a new model of engagement that moves our audience back and forth from real-world to virtual-world consumers — and back.
“I was so excited to hear MTV was launching Virtual Hills and felt this was a great opportunity for me to bring fashion to technology,” said Conrad, who is a fashion major at the Fashion Institute of Design in Los Angeles and also works as an intern at a leading fashion magazine. “We have been working really hard to create sensible, yet trendy fashions that young girls can wear in their real life or virtual life and that project a true sense of self. I’m also excited to continue building relationships with my fans in Virtual Hills and then apply that feedback to my real-world designs.”
The virtual fashions include casual-yet-sophisticated tops in an array of colors and accented with layered necklaces. Over time, real-world fashions will also subsequently be digitized for Virtual Hills.
Lauren will unveil her virtual line in MTV’s Virtual Hills tonight in “LC,” her brand new virtual boutique that she helped design. In addition, tonight also sees the launch of the Virtual Hills “Designer Showcase,” which gives fans the ability to design their own clothes and marks the first time members of Virtual Hills can create their own content in-world. Lauren herself will judge the creations as part of her in-world Fashion Challenge; the winner gets a private virtual meeting with Lauren and a selection of Lauren’s virtual clothes for free.
An extension of the popular television show “The Hills,” Virtual Hills immerses fans of the show in all the glitz, glamour and fashion of the LA scene, and replicates large portions of Hollywood and popular venues featured in the show. Lauren makes frequent appearances in-world. She has been hosting bi-weekly events, offering style types to other young women who are also passionate about fashion and who want to interact directly with Lauren and live for themselves the Hollywood lifestyle they see on-air.
MTV
http://www.perezhilton.com
LC Adds New Job to CV
I got a fever….and the only prescription is more Hills recaps!
OMG 8-BahlJWahl is going to jail!
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/06/laguna-beach-star-will-go-to-jail/
Thank god Lauren got rid of the loser.
LagunaConsultant- I am more than willing to go to Vegas right now.
hey…i have been reading this and just have to let everyone really know how it is. i have know jen FUGLY Bunney for a very long time. i am so glad she finally got called out on national television for being the person she has always been. She is the fakest person that anyone will ever meet. She is really a bad person she does not care about any body or anything and will do whatever she thinks will benefit herself. Honestly she is hated by alot of people in laguna and pretty much has no real friends left. everybody from laguna that has grown up with her knows she is a retard and people look at her as a joke. It was so funney because she was obsessed with lauren and would have given her left arm to make it on tv. Bottom line jen bunney is a bad person and finally got caught being the person she is on tv.This is all 100 percent true…and yes she did get a nose job…but i mean not a very good one,,because the thing is almost as big as the guy in digital underground. well yeah hope you guys read this and have a better understanding for what kinf of person that fugly bitch is thanks…peACE
hey…i have been reading this and just have to let everyone really know how it is. i have know jen FUGLY Bunney for a very long time. i am so glad she finally got called out on national television for being the person she has always been. She is the fakest person that anyone will ever meet. She is really a bad person she does not care about any body or anything and will do whatever she thinks will benefit herself. Honestly she is hated by alot of people in laguna and pretty much has no real friends left. everybody from laguna that has grown up with her knows she is a retard and people look at her as a joke. It was so funney because she was obsessed with lauren and would have given her left arm to make it on tv. Bottom line jen bunney is a bad person and finally got caught being the person she is on tv.This is all 100 percent true…and yes she did get a nose job…but i mean not a very good one,,because the thing is almost as big as the guy in digital underground. well yeah hope you guys read this and have a better understanding for what kinf of person that fugly bitch is thanks…peACE
Talan?
I think Jen can be a slut since she is always in the way of everything. Jason Wahler and Nikki (LB3) were together?