Mystery Hanger-On of the Week

The Hills

By B-Side | Friday, June 9, 2006 | 2:44 pm | 6 Comments

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I happened to be watching local Channel 7 Eyewitness News HD at lunch, and for whatever reason, they showed some random file footage of Paris Hilton (probably relating to her little hit and run incident). Anyway, as the camera panned to the left, I suddenly realized that I had seen one of her hangers-on somewhere before. It was almost as if I’d seen him just two days ago on TV, hanging onto a smaller, less popular celebrity. Who could it be? Answer after the jump…

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Why, it’s Brian from The Hills. Apparently he’s ascended from the lowly ranks of Heidi and Audrina to the lofty inner-circle of Ms. Hilton. Bravo, Brian! You inspire the social climber in all of us!

Lesson learned? Always wear argyle!

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    stacyrocks
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Nice, LoL! B-Side, seriously, you never miss a thing. Next level on the social ladder for Brian: get engaged to Kimberly Stewart just like Talan!

  2. 2
    holyterror
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 4:40 pm

    I don’t understand: why do these people have money, and on what planet are they interesting or attractive?

    I can see having a good time making fun of them while I was drunk, but other than that, I think I’d flee screaming from any place where I had to listen to their voices.

  3. 3
    MrsPetersen
    Posted June 9, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    Re: the picture above and the general suckiness of these kids:
    Would you ever go to a club dressed like that? Slobs!

  4. 4
    MissKatrina
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 11:42 am

    I hear you on the slobby clothes, MrsPetersen.

    Also, as a lifelong resident of the Northeast, I saw sweaters and hats and assumed it was like 40 degrees out there. My Cali-raised boyfriend said it was probably more like mid-60s. LAME.

  5. 5
    southernbelle
    Posted June 11, 2006 at 11:08 pm

    Remember those GAP commercials that were spoofing “West Side Story” and the like? That’s what these kids look like. The girls with the crossed arms, and the guys sporting attitudes…very GAP argyle.

    Crazy.
    HA!
    Crazy.
    HA!
    Go…no, seriously. Go, far, far away.

  6. 6
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 17, 2006 at 5:03 am

    Also, as a lifelong resident of the Northeast, I saw sweaters and hats and assumed it was like 40 degrees out there. My Cali-raised boyfriend said it was probably more like mid-60s. LAME.

    Wearing ski caps regardless of the temperature is some sort of new, umm, urban ghetto fasion fad thing over there, is it not? Yeah, it’s lame.

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