The Hills: Does it Really Matter?

The Hills

By Ting Lee | Wednesday, October 24, 2007 | 1:56 pm | 52 Comments

This week on The Hills, Brody acts like a girl, the Monchichi acts like a child, and MTV continues to act like we’re all total idiots.

Shereallysaid

Riiiiiiight.

Even though LC has clearly large-barrel curling-ironed her hair and even though she’s wearing a dress that shows off her cleavage and even though they are having dinner alone at a place that looks like a Victoria’s Secret with couches, she and Brody are not on a date. Even though Frankie texts her a few times and Brody tells her to text back that she’s on a date, she’s still not on a date. LC tells Brody that she hasn’t been on a “real” date in a long time. Then Brody tells her what kind of guy she needs: a guy that who’s not “Mr. Perfect all the time” and kind of a “bad boy” whose name is “Brody Jenner.” Is there a commode around? I think I know two people who need to use it immediately.

Notadate

Wanna not have sex in the bathroom?

Over at Rezhouse Productions, Trent holds a staff meeting. “Hey, has anybody heard any good gossip lately?” He surveys the room. “Uh, okay, I’ll start then. I saw on the news last night that Spencer tried to fend off the Malibu fires with a garden hose.” No one responds because they all saw the clip, too, so it’s not really gossip. Nice try, Trent. There’s a big Nascar event coming up and Heidi’s assigned to it, as well as the new Event Coordinator, Kimberly. Trent tells Heidi to keep an eye on her. Heidi does eye her, taking in the fact that Kimberly does not dye her hair. Heidi tries to make nice and asks Kimberly (who just moved to LA from New York) if things have been a “worldwind.” “No,” says Kimberly, “because that’s not a word.” Of course Spencer would forget to program a dictionary reference in Heidi’s new robot brain. “Besides, I’m from New York, so I don’t overwhelm easily. I am not the new Elodie. I am KIMBERLY!”

Watchback

Watch your back, bitch.

Whitney and LC get to run a male model casting call today! YAY for all of us! Lauren checks in a model dude who remembers her from another shoot. His name is Gavin, and he’s great looking for a guy skateboarding in a mall in Indiana, but he’s just okay looking for a model in LA. Apparently, LC had tried to set Gavin up with Heidi all those moons ago, in an attempt to distract her from the Monchichi. They all giggle about that. Whitney takes Gavin inside to meet the casting directors. After he’s done, Whitney marches right out to the front table where LC is sitting to give her read. “He was funny,” she announces. LC cringes, then points and mouths that he’s still in the changing area and can probably hear her. Both girls silently laugh and take deep breaths. Gavin approaches the table and asks LC out. Then he asks her if he can “grab” her number which is another LA-ism that sucks the graciousness out of life. OMGEEEE! Whitney crosses her arms and gives Lauren her “ooh-la-la” face, but she’s not having it. “Don’t,” she warns repeatedly, but she can’t hide a little imp of a smile.

Over at Chez Janky this week, we get to watch Heidi put on mascara. Next week, fingers crossed for lip liner! The Monchichi, who now has so much blonde hair on his face and head that he resembles an Easter chick you accidentally smother to death, asks her what she’s doing. She’s going to work, she yells from the bathroom. The Monchichi is angry. He’s made dinner plans to make up for that other time she had to–what’s the word? Oh, yeah, WORK. Heidi knows she’s in for it, so she prepares an appeasing speech that she tries on him when she comes out of the bathroom. It doesn’t work, of course. The Monchichi suddenly seems like a lonely, spoiled child who has wearied all of his playmates and now his mummy has to go to work! Mummy! Don’t go to work! The Monchichi needs someone to play with! There’s nothing sexy about a boyfriend who doesn’t work and wants to spend all his time with you. Nothing. The master is losing his grip, and Heidi ventures an insult, “I’m going to work, why don’t you try it?” Crazy baby monchichi says “So that’s how it is,huh?” as Heidi leaves. Then he pulls out some paper and crayons and starts designing a net that will drop from the ceiling to capture Heidi the next time she tries to leave without permission.

Poorchick

You’ve got chick on your face.

LC, Lo, and Deadrina are having a beauty party to get ready for Brody’s barbecue. LC discloses she invited Gavin to the bbq, but she doesn’t think he’s coming. The girls wonder if any of their guy friends know him so they can do a background check. No one does, which Deadrina decides is a good thing. Just then, Gavin text messages that he can come to the beach party. “How fun,” says Lo, shaking her nails to dry them, “I love passing judgement on people.” Ewww. Inside voice, Lo.

As we pan into Brody’s party, Frankie is regaling party guests with the story of Brody and Lauren and the spinning bed in Vegas. Brody can’t come up with any defense besides repeating exactly what Frankie said but in voice that sounds like a dirty pirate. Right. They just kissed in Vegas. Sure. Frankie even asks if Brody is “cool” with LC bringing a date. After the girls show up, everyone’s gossiping about Gavin’s impending arrival. Hey, Whitney got invited! Guess things aren’t going to get too crazy. Where’s Bunts? I thought everything was “totally cool” between her and Lauren. Whitney gives another friend a blow-by-blow of LC’s cutemeet with Gavin, and then we cut to Brody telling LC he’s going to “act like her big brother.”

Gavin arrives and shakes everybody’s hand. HIs hair is still combed forward like he always, always walks with his back to the wind. When he and his buddy go up to the house to prepare drinks for themselves, Brody turns to LC and says, “He seems nice. A little short, though.” It’s hilarious. I gotta tell you Gasmii, I know we all know that Brody didn’t enter this show with the best intentions, but he sure is growing on me.

Gavin takes a seat next to LC and tells her he went camping in Catalina a few weeks ago. “I hate camping,” says LC. What a conversationalist, that LC. But do you notice she always says things that are contrary when she doesn’t really like a guy? Lo asks where the slept when they camped…in the hotel in Catalina? I’m about to rip Lo a new one if she can’t shut her trap. Gavin goes on and on about the trip, as if he made a list titled “Things to Talk about at the Barbecue: Hour One- Camping.” I can’t wait to hear Hour Two’s topic: “Vintage T-Shirts Cost 40 or 50 Bucks Now.”

Wheresface

Faceless guys are hot.

Gavin grills the chicken and Brody grills Gavin. Brody asks Gavin how he met Lauren and then tells him he needs his approval to take her out. The editors cut to Frankie telling LC that Brody is jealous, and LC protesting. Cut back to Brody asking Gavin, “When was your last relationship? How did it end? Was it her or you? Boxers or briefs?’ It’s girlish (and surprising) that Brody is being this transparent. When Gavin tells him the relationship ended badly partially because he and the girl had been best friends first, Brody mulls that over.

Flashbulbs pop, and I think something fun is about to happen. Nope, just Heidi standing with her clipboard at the Nascar event. She goes over details with Kimberly, who seems super competent. Kimberly tells her she’s probably going to stay until 3 AM to finish all her work. Heidi repeats “Three?” in a weird tone and at first I can’t figure it out. Then I think she realizes she has to stay as long as the brand-new hire so she looks like she’s doing her job. The Monchichi calls and gives her a hard time about having to stay late, dictated by the new girl’s work ethic. He whines “Are you SERIOUS?” Then he tells her their “real anniversary was three weeks ago, we can’t just keep putting this off.” What a girl. Then he hangs up on her. Is he taking an estrogen supplement? Heidi tries to confide in Kimberly, but she says, “Let me remind you again. I’m not the new Elodie. I don’t want to hear about your problems. Deal with it at home.” Heidi looks around dejectedly. All these people, and not one friend.

Back at the barbecue, Brody is telling Lo that Lauren’s date seems “perfect and by the book.” Uh-oh. That’s not the type of guy Lauren needs! Lo questions whether he still likes Lauren, and Brody doesn’t have an answer. LC joins Gavin on the beach where she employs her usual deflection tactics. After a few drinks, she’s no longer on the “I hate camping” level, but she does call him a “trooper” when he thanks her for inviting him. Cut back to Brody telling two dudes (one with his mouth hanging open, the other with the I-don’t-buy-it finger on the temple), “Like I said to them, I feel like he is being like, Mr. like Perfect, and it has nothing to do with jealousy, but I will give him a hard time, not a hard time, but just, I want, I want to see him have some reaction.” Oh, Brody. You even called him “Mr. Perfect.” As Gavin reminds LC they have a date on Friday, LC searches out Brody’s face. Brody looks back at her with an expression that says, “I’m not Mr. Like Perfect, but I’m uh like the guy for you I think.”

Weirddudes

These guys look full of good advice.

The Monchichi fears he has given Heidi too much freedom. He leaves Chez Janky and wanders into the city to find her. He goes to her job where the receptionist doesn’t know who he is. Doesn’t she watch the show? Heidi rushes out to the lobby to calm the angry Monchichi. He tells her he is going to “steal her” for a lunch date. But Heidi can’t, because Trent Rezhouse is her master now, plus there’s this new girl Kimberly she has to beat down. Besides, Heidi tells the Monchichi, I’m doing this for us. You encouraged me. “Yeah, but,” says the Monchichi,”I just thought we were beating out Elodie, I didn’t realize you’d have to work more. This sucks!”

LC gets ready for her date with Gavin. They are going to Sushi Dan’s. Deadrina is excited for her but points out he doesn’t seem like her type. “That’s what Brody said, ” says LC rolling her hair into curls. “At least get a Crazy Danny roll,” says Dead. On with the show! LC asks Gavin if he likes Sean Kingston. Gavin doesn’t know who that is. “Yes you do!” LC admonishes. “He sings that ‘Beautiful Girls’ song.” Don’t they have anything in common?

At the table, Gavin tells her he always gets the baked salmon roll. LC says she’s not a big fan of salmon, but when the waiter comes, he orders it anyway. Hey, why don’t you tell me about camping again and I’ll listen to Sean Kingston on my blackberry? LC apologizes for Brody’s behavior at the bbq, and Gavin says he thought Brody was being nice. “Then you’re just a very nice guy,” says LC in her baby voice. When the food comes, Gavin serves her a salmon roll. She pops it into her mouth and chews. She hates it. “It’s good,” she says. “It IS good,” says clueless Gavin. (Remember when Felicity dated Greg? There was really nothing wrong with him. Except he wasn’t right for her. You just hated him for not being Ben, or even Noel. That’s how I kind of hate Gavin). Gavin asks her about her recent dates and she tells them all the guys seem normal at first, and then end up being crazy. “Like me?” asks clueless-er Gavin. LC has started to hate him too, because she tells him he’s “very normal,” but the way she says it sounds like “boring and when is this over?”

Gettingmore

You get more interesting with each sip.

She arrives home wearing the same dress, but as a Perez Hilton reader pointed out, not wearing the same nail polish. Did she peel it off listening to Gavin talk about something else she hates? Or is this a different day? Hmm, MTV. She calls Brody to tell him her date basically sucked. Brody’s happy about it, and she asks him to come over to watch a movie. “What movie? ” he asks. “Does it really matter?” she responds. Before the PH reader tipped us all off, I thought it was kind of a sexy interchange, but now it feels like the whole scene was a set up. Even still, are they ever going to date, or are they just going to booty call each other until Brody meets some girl who wants to be on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians?” Who knows. Who cares. I want the old Hills back.

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52 Comments

  1. 1
    texasgal75
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Oh, holy hell, Spencer! Take some freakin’ Midol already! I thought he could never top his diatribe in front of Heidi’s parents…well, maybe he still hasn’t. But, damn, he was close this time. I like how Heidi is firing back at him, though.

    I guess I missed the snarky comment by Kimberly at the Nascar event. Or was that fantasy? I can’t believe I would let it slip by.

  2. 2
    Sir Jiggabins
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    “Heidi looks around dejectedly. All these people, and not one friend.”

    HAHAHAHAHA…nice.

  3. 3
    gophergirl9
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    Spencer is so ridiculous. When they showed the promo about “The Virtual Hills” during this episode, my boyfriend (who is strong armed into watching this show b/c we live in a 1 BR NYC apt w/ 1 TV) said “I would like to enter the virtual Hills, but only so that I can virtually beat up Spencer.”

  4. 4
    closertoyou
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    Thanks for allowing me to see the name Trent Reznor in your recaps. Love NIN, Love Trent, Love the Hills, Love you.

  5. 5
    heehaw
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    wake me if something happens.
    what a pathetic waste of time. this episode blows.
    can’t we get back to
    LC’S BEEF CURTAINS!

  6. 6
    gophergirl9
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 5:51 pm

    Spencer, I mean, “heehaw” should you get back to work? Oh, right, you don’t have a job…

    PS: lame rapping over Heidi’s demo doesn’t count as a job chia pet face

  7. 7
    shia0bundan
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    …Psshhh this show used to be SO good what happened!

    MTV really does think we’re stupid… are we honestly supposed to take Lauren and Brody seriously? They keep playing the dramatic and sappy music the same way they did for LC, Stephen, and Kristen back in LB1. But at least we could legitimately believe those three had serious feelings or entanglements. Lauren and Brody? Come on!

  8. 8
    cor782
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    First of all, it’s Bunns, not Bunts. Jen Bunney = Bunns

    Also, The Hills has gone from bad to worse. The Heidi/Spencer plot is so contrived it’s not even worth watching. And, while we as the viewers know that the whole show is sort of fake, could MTV get any worse with the editing? At least paint Lauren’s f’ing nails red again.

    Entirely disappointed. With the show. Not the recaps. Recaps keep me watching these days.

  9. 9
    tinglee
    Posted October 24, 2007 at 8:42 pm

    Hey you guys. I know they called her Bunns. Bunts is funnier.

  10. 10
    CheeZeeTVAddict
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 4:27 am

    Hey, tinglee. We know you were trying to be funny. We just don’t get it.

    Just kidding… Hahaha… LOL… Gr8 recap, hun.

  11. 11
    Mandymax
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 5:54 am

    Anyone else notice that Heidi has developed a habit of squinting or narrowing her eyes in an attempt to look pensive/intelligent/intimidating? She did it to Brent when he was telling her she needed to step it up with her job, she did it to Jen Bunny when Jen was telling her that Brody said Spencer and Heidi were behind the rumors . . . it’s rather laughable.

  12. 12
    Mandymax
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 6:20 am

    And Texasgal75 – I didn’t catch the “I’m staying till three” conversation, either . . . It’s getting more difficult to tell what’s made up and what actually happened when I read these recaps.

  13. 13
    RLR123
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 6:49 am

    Did anyone else notice how Heidi was pleading with Spencer to not be mad…she kept saying it over and over like she was going to get in trouble. I also hate how they are trying to make us think Brody and Lauren like each other when we see in magazines that she is clearly not dating him…lame.

  14. 14
    yankeesfan
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 6:56 am

    The 3:00 am conversation did actually happen. Kimberly said that she was going to stay until 3 bc people needed to check in their radios and Heidi was like 3?!??!?! She was supposed to have plans with spencer and she knew he’d be mad…again…I really think he just does it for the show…at least I hope he does

  15. 15
    Mandymax
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 7:07 am

    Ah – I remember the radio-check-in comments. I missed the time check, apparently.

  16. 16
    lloyd dobbler
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 7:59 am

    Ting Lee!!!! Great recap!! Whee to even begin??? I was so happy you caught the “worldwind” comment i thought i would be the only one, i think spencers baby acting upset over heidi working is a trick…….its supposed to make us all think heidi is working sooooo hard. I mean come on she checks a F$%^& list big deal!And great reference to keeping up with the (ass)kardashians:)

  17. 17
    murphena
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 8:36 am

    Heidi was supposed to be in charge of the event and she didn’t know when it would be over??

    I think all of Spencer and Heidi’s scenes together are totally scripted. And very badly acted.

  18. 18
    Jamie
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 8:37 am

    Insulting Spencer by calling him a girl is insulting to girls, and just as icky as he is.

  19. 19
    pachita
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 9:52 am

    I nearly fell off my couch when Heidi asked if things had been a worldwin. It almost makes up for the ridiculously shoddy editing (key word being almost)! What an idiot.

  20. 20
    uglycutie
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    CheeZee, nice to hear from you!

    I’m starting to crush on Brody. Made up romance or not, I’m really starting to like the “new and improved” Mr. Jenner.

    What DOES the Monchichi do for a living? I mean, he used to “represent” Brody and Heidi but since he broke things off with Brody and Heidi’s only “career” seems to include a clipboard lately..what is it that he does to bring in the $$?

  21. 21
    jozeyg
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    There’s an interesting interview that Gavin did on best week ever.com. Just search google for:

    reality-victims-unit-meet-gavin-my-friend-who-went-on-a-date-with-lc-from-the-hills

    I see LC alot differently now….and kind of makes me upset about the show. But i’ll still watch it.

    Sorry to those who believed everything we were watching was real.

  22. 22
    lola113
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    If I EVER showed up at my boyfriend’s work demanding he come out and play, and then trying to lay a guilt trip on him for not being able to leave a meeting, I’m sorry, but he should have permission to punch me in the face.

  23. 23
    lola113
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    If I EVER showed up at my boyfriend’s work demanding he come out and play, and then trying to lay a guilt trip on him for not being able to leave a meeting, I’m sorry, but he should have permission to punch me in the face.

  24. 24
    mo knows
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    I absolutely know that this topic is beating a dead horse, but I am so sick of the editing! It’s really insulting to the viewers. If Lauren doesn’t really have anything tv-worthy going on in her life, then maybe she shouldn’t have a show… there’s a thought.

  25. 25
    BigBrwnEyez
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    @Ting Lee–Actually Bunts instead of Bunns is not funny at all. But since its your recap, do you and I’ll just continue to roll my eyes every time i see it.

  26. 26
    BigBrwnEyez
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    @Ting Lee–Actually Bunts instead of Bunns is not funny at all. But since its your recap, do you and I’ll just continue to roll my eyes every time i see it.

  27. 27
    yankeesfan
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    jozeyg – i also saw that interview on best week ever. it made me really annoyed too…i mean i knew the producers kinda swayed what happened but i guess i was trying to be naive and didn’t think it was to that extent…makes me like lauren less too. i liked the show so much better when it was a “reality” show…now its just a soap opera…

  28. 28
    jozeyg
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    yankees fan — yeah it doesn’t make sense that the producers tell everyone what to say and how to act…and also to stage a set. If they were going to do that, then why call it a reality show? Just start having scripts and sets and call it what it really is, just a scripted tv soap opera.
    Setting up dates for people and have them pretend they like each other?? c’mon now. I don’t think everyone would have that much of a problem with it if they stopped saying that everything is ‘real’. Just admit that everything is staged.
    We all enjoy fake drama-ful soap operas. MTV, stop trying to pull one over on us.

  29. 29
    gasmgirl
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    yankeesfan, i agree about the whole “soap opera” thing..

    seriously, if i wanted that id be watching cbs daytime..

    frankly, im also sick of lauren. shes obviously not the “good girl” they make her out to be.

    o and tinglee…fab recap. its pretty much the only thing left tying me to this “reality” show.

  30. 30
    mle428
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 4:58 pm

    @BigBrwnEyez…I think “Bunts” is funny.

    You know what else is funny? The people who post their comment more than once.

    Great recap, Ting. I look forward to it every week. xo

  31. 31
    cor782
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    Go to bestweekever.tv and search for Gavin’s testimony about what actually happens on Lauren’s date… I would post the URL, but I got an error message and apparently I can’t!

    It’s actually quite funny.

  32. 32
    uglycutie
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 10:47 pm

    I read the interview with Gavin on Best Week Ever but all this has me so paranoid about who’s lying to me that now I’m beginning to think that Gavin has an agenda. He IS a model in LA who agreed to ask some girl for her number to be on a show. Then he was upset that he came off (or was edited to appear as) lame and boring. Now he readily agrees to an interview that is all over the internet…and now I know this dude when all he was before was some not-all-that-attractive model guy from The Hills? Something’s fishy. Where was this so-called Gavin when Kennedy was shot?

  33. 33
    uglycutie
    Posted October 26, 2007 at 12:52 am

    My heart is officially broken. I was on TMZ and they caught Speidi at LAX where the Monchichi was dropping off Heidi….THEN…a few minutes later (and a wardrobe change according to TMZ) there they were again, only this time the Monchichi was picking her up!

    My life is soooo boring that I am so upset about this. Now I’m gonna have to find some other form of entertainment. I guess I could start peeping into my neighbors windows. But then I have to buy dark clothes and evade police and that would just take up too much energy for a couch potato like myself.

    Damn you MTV! If you’re going to fool me then you should have done a better job. But in MTV’s defense this show was probably targeted to someone born in the early 90s not the 1970s.

  34. 34
    ClosetExtrovert
    Posted October 26, 2007 at 9:20 am

    Ting, you’re the Best!!! I swear, I can’t wait to read this every week.

    The Monchichi thing alone is worth the read.

    Spencer is getting boring, don’t you think? And Heidi…oy vey..what a dumb barbie. Although, to her credit, she’s not as much of a poser as Justin Bobby – but a close second..

  35. 35
    CheeZeeTVAddict
    Posted October 26, 2007 at 10:55 am

    @ ugliecutie: I know you missed me. I’m awesome! Once again, the CheezWhiz is back to giving you glorious, smart and funny commentary. Enjoy!

  36. 36
    Lime23
    Posted October 26, 2007 at 11:51 am

    1. Bunts is not funny. Not even in baseball.

    2. Gavin is, IMO, telling the truth. There is just too much evidence from too many sources about the vast expanses of Hills fakeosity.

    I’m sure Laguna Beach probably started out with, you know, a little manipulation here & there –a little playing with the time line; “events” set up by the producers, etc., but now they’ve gotten completely out of hand. They are fabricating apartments, they are fabricating jobs, they are fabricating boyfriends (apparently the producers “encouraged” Audrina to get back with Justin-Bobby). What next? The mind boggles.

    It’s annoying, but I guess we just have to view this as a fictional piece of semi-enjoyable fluff – with just a dash of reality mixed in.

    3. Cheezee without the hyphens: what is your deal, dude? why don’t you post under your own persona?

  37. 37
    teambrody
    Posted October 26, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    I am so sick of Speidi they are so lame!! Everytime they show them its like cutting to a commercial and Im ready to change the channel…But on behalf of Brody..he is the greatest and if LC doesnt want him shes stupid so as I always say, “cut the crap and stop acting stupid Lauren for you end up old and lonely!”

  38. 38
    mattypopo
    Posted October 26, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    I am just waiting for LC to go “Time out” and then start walking closer to the camera as the Toothy mcDouche is free framed in the middle of felatio on Brody. Can this crap get anymore fake? I guess Wh-Wh-Whitney will be addicted to caffeine pills as LC Heidi and her form Hot Sundae as and Spencer is the manger. Wait, that already kind of happened. Basically, MTV is subjecting us to glossy versions of Saved by the Bell. Dump this box of pigcrap.

  39. 39
    heehaw
    Posted October 27, 2007 at 5:21 am

    what a boring show.
    it appears the only thing interesting about LC IS HER
    BEEF CURTAINS! jason is probably all over them right now.

  40. 40
    blahblah
    Posted October 27, 2007 at 11:28 am

    tinglee:

    Hey you guys. I know they called her Bunns. Bunts is funnier.

    It’s really not. At all.

    RLR123: “I also hate how they are trying to make us think Brody and Lauren like each other when we see in magazines that she is clearly not dating him…lame.”

    Yep, the difference between first season of Laguna Beach and this season of The Hills is that these kids are too popular. They’re being covered in mags so we see can see what’s fake and what’s not. Especially since they’re filming, editing, and airing almost in real time.

    Jamie:

    Insulting Spencer by calling him a girl is insulting to girls, and just as icky as he is.”

    Agreed. But any person, group, or inanimate object Ting compares Spencer to will get offended. So maybe whiny, pissy baby because babies can’t tell us their offended by the comparison. :)

    “Damn you MTV! If you’re going to fool me then you should have done a better job. But in MTV’s defense this show was probably targeted to someone born in the early 90s not the 1970s.”

    Basically. That’s why I watch vh1 to fulfill all my celebrity reality cravings. The Salt & Pepa show is based on REAL drama. Sometimes real is better.

  41. 41
    blahblah
    Posted October 27, 2007 at 11:33 am

    Ok, I noticed some grammatical mistakes in my previous post. I weighed out my options: rewrite or do shorthand corrections in a 2nd post. Then wait 2 minutes for it to post.

    I’m a perfectionist. *sigh*

    delete the first “see”
    their = they’re

  42. 42
    coco q. puff
    Posted October 28, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    Ok, I ‘ve been meaning to post this one for awhile (was inspired to by uglycuite’s lament over the staged LAX scene we are hearing about). In the pre-season show or whatever it was called (“Dear the Hills” or something like that), a fan asked if he should go to Europe for the year or stay with his girlfriend, and Whitney remarked that she had “never been abroad,” and he should do it. Um, Whitney has never been abroad? Never, uh, gone to Paris? Something tells me this is not the first staged airport scene The Hills has ever done.

  43. 43
    Samxx7
    Posted October 28, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    ^^ back when b-side was the recapper, he found out the whole paris debacle was fake. So fake lauren didn’t even have the offer to even go to paris.

  44. 44
    Chee-Z-TV Addict |
    Posted October 29, 2007 at 9:09 am

    Lime23 –

    35 of 43 | Posted by CheeZeeTVAddict | Posted on October 26, 2007 10:55 AM

    The pathetic asshat doesn’t use hyphens, they’re just using my name to harrass you guys.

    Sorry! :-) Miss you guys, i’ll be back soon. I’ve been battling meningitis if you haven’t heard.

  45. 45
    Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict |
    Posted October 29, 2007 at 9:15 am

    Lime23 –

    35 of 43 | Posted by CheeZeeTVAddict | Posted on October 26, 2007 10:55 AM

    The pathetic asshat doesn’t use hyphens, they’re just using my name to harrass you guys.

    Sorry! :-) Miss you guys, i’ll be back soon. I’ve been battling meningitis if you haven’t heard.

  46. 46
    mattypopo
    Posted October 29, 2007 at 10:57 am

    Chee-Z-Meningitis-hyphen-boy,

    What you are battling the big M? Why I haven’t heard this before. i suggest you re-post this information as well as someone slandering your name on the message boards of tvgasm. Seriously, who cares about your battle with something you probably picked up at a Kamikaze party at the TKE house.

    TVGasm-can we have a new column where this asshat can post a live diary of his battle with this evil Meningitis and his struggles with someone using the same moniker as him (it can be called “A Million Little-hyphenated Pieces.”)But if we channel the little Nancy Drew in all of us, then we can tell who the real cockmouth is by the artistic use of hyphens.

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    queenbeeyatch
    Posted October 29, 2007 at 11:41 am

    Can we please get over Bunns and Bunts? Please don’t tell me that some of you are so literal that it prevents you from having a sense of humor.

    blahblah – are you serious?

  48. 48
    queenbeeyatch
    Posted October 29, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Can we all get over Bunns/Bunts? Are we all so literal we can’t find the humor in it?

    blahblah – are you serious?

  49. 49
    flallet
    Posted November 1, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    Where’s the new recap!? (As in the one that should come after this recap.) This isn’t okay, I live for the recaps… Sorry if I’m impatient but it’s really late…

  50. 50
    uglycutie
    Posted November 12, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    This thread is so old that no one may come back to it…but what the fuck is up mattypopo’s ass?

    Leave Chee-Zee alone! SHE is one of the gasm vets. I’m sure once someone starts posting as matty-popo you’d just fine. Were you recently dumped? Take it to the single and lonely chats rooms, buddy.

    @ Chee-Z-TV Addict: Get well soon and remember that imitation is sincerest form of flattery or however that fucken saying goes. I know I got it wrong but you get what I’m throwing.

  51. 51
    matty-popo
    Posted December 28, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    Chee-Z that was really messed up of me. I’m sorry I was such a dickhead. Ugly is right. I’ve just got SUCH a case of the blueballs it makes me take it out on the undeserving.

  52. 52
    Chee-Z-TV Addict
    Posted February 16, 2009 at 10:04 am

    No problem, matty-popo. I understand perfectly. Before my operation, I suffered from blueballs also.

    I’d like to apologize profusely to all Gasmii everywhere for being such an insufferable bore for so long. I assure you the days of my obnoxious, self-important rantings are over.

    Moreover, I’d like to apologize to Colie (RW, Denver) and Tessa (LB 2), both of whom suffered immeasurably from my careless, denigrating comments. It’s taken me a while, but I can finally admit that I was wrong. I targeted Colie because her insecurities were so apparent that the narcissist in me could not resist exploiting them. Tessa became a target because I was hoping to become cyber-friends with KConrad who clearly despised Tessa. Alas, it was all for naught as KConrad hardly ever addressed me personally in the forums. My ass-licking days are over, folks, as are my ass-kicking days. Tessa and Colie, I’m sorry.

    I’ve had so much spare time on my hands for so long that I may have offended many others in my quest for special notice from TVGasm administrators. Please do not hesitate to reply so that I may apologize to you personally. This apology would not be complete if I did not also mention that I created an account with a user name similar to mine so that it would appear that there was an impostor on the boards. Yes, folks, there was never an impostor! It was me all along. I am filled with shame. I am also ashamed to admit that I never suffered from meningitis!

    I am close to tears right now. All I wanted was some attention. I am so sorry for misleading you all. Let this post be a reminder to you all that it’s never to late to remove the stick from one’s ass! I will stop sucking, now.

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