The Hills: That’s The Way (uh-huh uh-huh) I Like It

The Hills

By Ting Lee | Wednesday, November 7, 2007 | 6:00 am | 39 Comments

This week on The Hills, Speidi plan to break a world record, Whitney barely avoids getting trampled by large groups of children wearing inappropriate amounts of makeup, and Deadrina finds herself back in the fist-punch zone.

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Lauren and Whitney meet Lisa Love at the Young Hollywood Party church. PARTY CHURCH! Whitney is wearing a sun dress with little leather booties, the kind adorned by men who get rotten tomatoes thrown at them for a farthing at renaissance festivals.

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Get ye to a new world cobbler, Mistress Port!

She is running front-of-house for the event, which Lisa warns her is a “horrible” experience. That’s why Lisa has a 22-year-old recent college grad running the floor at the one and only Teen Vogue party. Lisa doesn’t do anything that is horrible. She even sends her assistant to get her mammograms. Poor Whitney. It always seems like Lisa never gives her enough information to be successful. Whitney probably finds a private bathroom and calls her mom. Then she and her mom plot out the entire event on the dining room table until 3 o’clock in the morning. Lauren is running the back-of -house, which I think means she dresses models. “No screw ups!” Lisa tells them. They both write down that helpful advice.

Kimberly, who is not the new Elodie, looks like the New Kimberly. She’s wearing a cocktail dress at work. No more sweaters and headbands. Welcome to Hollywood! What’s your dream? What’s your dream!?! NK brings a huge arrangement of roses into Heidi’s office and places it on her desk. Heidi reads the card from the Monchichi aloud, flicking her eyes up to get Kimberly’s approval. “Happy 21st birthday, here’s to a hundred more!” And to setting a Guinness world record of oldest most beautiful business woman. “Wow,” says Kimberly. “He sure does expect you to live a long time!” She notices a little box attached to the bouquet that looks like it’s from a jeweler. Heidi opens it. There’s a little bottle of human growth hormone set in the satin. “How sweet,” says Kimberly, as Heidi places a droplet on her tongue. Kimberly invites her to lunch. “I’ll be here,” says Heidi, “because I don’t have any other friends, I mean, plans.”

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You know Elodie is sitting in her apartment wearing dirty sweat pants and cursing at her TV right now with a pint of Chubby Hubby.

Yay! Deadrina’s back this week, telling Epic intern Chiara that she and Bustin are going to scout a band that night at The Viper Room. Chiara wants to know if it’s a date, like, are they dating? Deadrina says you could call it that. “It’s a Viper Room date!” she laughs. Wait, weren’t they “making it”? Some girls just thrive on not knowing where they stand. It gives them something to IM about while they wait for the phone to ring at their receptionist job. Chiara notes that a “Viper Room date” is a “genre of date,” like the haiku is a genre of poetry. This one’s for you, Bustin:

Scouting indie band

Her mind avoids the question

Are you my boyfriend?

The New Kimberly takes Heidi to lunch, and tells her that 21 is a pivotal year because “you’re starting to find out who you are.” Heidi disagrees because the year between 20 and 21 produced her biggest growth spurt. It’s sad to watch Heidi talk about her life as if she’s starting eighth grade. This year she’s going to sit in the back of the bus and be popular! Kimberly asks about Heidi’s birthday plans. Heidi tells her that the Monchichi is taking her out for a “surprise” dinner. It’s not a surprise if you know about it. Jeez, those two have a hard time with that word. Kimberly can’t believe she’s spending her 21st birthday at a dinner for two. Heidi tells her “it’s all about me and Spencer” and “being with him is the best part.” Got that, Kimberly? Heidi only talks about two things– that is Topic A. Next time, you’ll hear Topic B: “I didn’t have anything to do with the rumors.”

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Topic C: Do I have anything in my teeth?

Back at the Party Church, Whit and LC are up in the choir mezzanine folding things for a change. They look down at the hundreds of chairs and wonder aloud how they are going to seat the party go-ers since they have no idea who is coming. They haven’t seen a list, they don’t know who the VIPS are, or even how many people are expected. Someone, I’m sure, has that list, and you’d think they’d show it to the girls who are supposed to run not just the most important Teen Vogue party, but the only Teen Vogue party. With no screw ups. They’re fucked. It’s starting to seem that the Teen Vogue way of doing things is to stick it to the inexperienced assistant and then laugh condescendingly when she makes an error in judgement. Whitney hopes she doesn’t get her “ass whooped.”

Later that night, the PR chick for Teen Vogue tells Whitney she has to seat “off the cuff” since there’s no seating chart. Then she tells her she has to seat 390 people in 15 minutes. That’s 24 people a minute. She’s going to get her ass whooped. She thanks Jennifer for the opportunity. LC tries to explain to Whitney how to use the walkie talkies to get in touch with each other. “It’s so confusing,” says Whit. “Really?!” says Lauren, like she can’t believe how easy it is. Uh, LC? You don’t have to catapult 24 egos per minute into non-reserved seating. Whit can’t think straight.

The fashion show’s about to start, and we can tell this by the scads of 10-year-olds getting their pictures taken on the red carpet. Did you know 10 is the new 20? Then there’s the prepubescent models LC’s trying to organize back stage by making them hold hands and look both ways before crossing the runway. I hope Dov Charney’s not here scouting for talent. Lisa Love doesn’t know who any of “movie stars” are (and frankly, I don’t either– besides Emmy Rossum and Hayden Pantyair) because her old-timer’s is kicking in. She looks old and nervous, like Samantha did when she got Richard a threesome for his birthday. The good news is the “movie stars” are taking so long outside that it gives our girl Whit 30 extra minutes to seat the show. Thank god.

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Allison DuBois would never let her child leave the house with this much makeup.

On the other side of town, Deadrina and Bustin wander down the strip wearing Leather Jackets because they are going to the Viper Room to see a Rock Band. Nice outfits, poseurs! I mean, I know Bustin rides a little motorcycle, but leather jackets? What, it’s a cool 72 degrees tonight? Stay gold, you two. The band they’re scouting is called The Muse. They should change their name to U2play. Dead wants get a CD to bring into Epic, since she thinks they’ve got a unique sound. Bustin doesn’t clap when the song is over. He clinks his ring on a beer bottle. That’s how greasers applaud. After the gig, Deadrina introduces herself to the band and they invite her to the after party.

Oh, you guys. We get to watch the Guiness Book of World Records’ saddest 21st birthday party. Speidi go to a restaurant by themselves. They are very dressed up, like life-size Birthday Party Barbie and Ken. The Monchichi gives Heidi a Chanel purse and she says “Thankyouthankyouthankyou” and “Iloveyouloveyouloveyou,” in that authentic way that repeating things means. After that’s over, they sit next to each other and look around the room, telling each other what a great time they are having.

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Look! Other people! Let’s not talk to them together!

Back at the Party Church, throngs of children who are so young and famous we don’t even know who they are yet, invade the space. Lisa Love panics, asking over and over again, “Where are the seaters?!” Our girl Whitney doesn’t flinch. She keeps saying “OKAY” to herself to keep calm. It’s adorable. She points and directs with the nicest demeanor I have ever seen a hostess posess in LA. You can show me to my table anytime, Ms. Port. It is really cool to see Whitney being authoritative and doing something besides folding clothes and rephrasing Lauren’s statements into questions. Bobby Trendy’s brother from another mother, the token gay event queen, tries to start some shit about a chronic party crasher who he wants Whitney to boot. Do it yourself, bitch. Go slap that crasher.

They almost fuck up the whole party by starting the show before Hillary Duff is seated, but they figure it out. They better. I mean, she sang the fucking theme song for Laguna Bitch. The fashion show starts, and Marc by Marc’s line for children seems to be inspired by German military clowns, a little known humanitarian operative that Marc discovered when researching sober historical figures last summer as part of his recovery. The fashion reminds Lisa Love of her days at The Factory and she mouths to the gay boys sitting across the runway, “Got any blow?” Every one has a great time.

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Except for this poor girl.

The Outsiders after-party-it-up with The Ruse at One on Sunset. Deadrina orders a drink called “The Naughty Schoolgirl” which titillates the band members and Bustin. It comes with a lollipop as a garnish and everyone toasts. The guitarist, Mark, invites Deadrina to the “after-after party.” He says it as if After-After Party is his private nickname for himself. She deflects, so Mark confides in the lead singer that he can’t tell what the sitch is beween Deadrina and Bustin, but he’s getting a “vibe.” Mark approaches Bustin to ask if things are “hot and heavy” between them and Bustin says “we’re cool” and “we hang out a lot.” Mark doesn’t get it. Neither do I. So he presses, “Is she available to be asked out?” Bustin wags his tongue between his lips, as if trying to ground the static in his head. “She’s pretty good,” he says. Mark can’t tell if that’s an endorsement or if Bustin’s retarded. Neither can I. “Are you guys full on?” he tries again. “She’s pretty good, ” Bustin says, again, this time leaning in. Mark is totally confused, but not getting anywhere, so he mumbles, “Right.” Deadrina approaches and Bustin asks her if she’s ready to go. He helps her with her skin and they take off into the night.

Quick cut to the Party Church, where the festivities are in full swing. Lisa Love, Amy Astley, and the gay are gushing how great the party is. Lisa is really happy and talking really fast. They tell Whitney and Lauren that they did a great job. “We’regoingtohaveapartylikethiseveryyear! Differentlocationdifferentdesigner!” Lisa yells through clenched teeth.

Bustin and Deadrina walk home. They giggle about how Mark kept grabbing and touching her. It was so funny how Bustin didn’t tell him to lay off. “He wanted you,” teases Bustin. “Yeah, but I’m going home with you.” Homeboy’s wearing combat boots with culottes! His leather jacket is also extremely short. He looks he’s starring in the movie “Urban Hobbit.” “That’s why we work so well together.” “Yeah,” says Deadrina. “Ambivalence is such a turn on. Besides, your hair looks so pretty tonight.”

Culotte

Thanks. You’re pretty good.

A lonely piece of cake sports a lonely single candle. The Monchichi tells Heidi to take her time making her wish. Think it over. Listen to the silence of no one singing “Happy Birthday.” Heidi reminisces about last year’s party. Even though all her friends were there, she danced and wore a tiara, it was “crazy” and there was “drama.” This year, it might be boring and they’re running out of things to say, but she’s with “the love of her life” and it’s “so much easier and low key and this is what I want.”

They look at each other, realizing that it’s good to convince yourself you want what you have, especially when you’re not likely to get anything else. Heidi slowly eats a forkful of cake as the Monchichi texts messages. Who? Everyone he talks to is at the restaurant: Heidi, the producer, the PAs. Maybe he’s playing Pump Jack. Heidi rearranges the napkins and the glasses on the table. Yes, Heidi. Spending time with him is the best part.

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Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You live with a Monchichi, and you smell like one, too!

So, yay! Fun episode this week! And, OMGEEEE! Next week, looks like the one we’ve all been waiting for: Two Girls Enter. One Girl Leaves.

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39 Comments

  1. 1
    kron414
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 6:43 am

    This is definitely one of the funnier recaps I’ve read from the Hills.

    Speidi is so pathetic. Keep telling yourself thats how you want to spend your 21st heidi! Maybe one day you’ll believe it.

    My favorite part was “welcome to hollywood. whats your dream” Hilarious.

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    kron414
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 6:46 am

    This is definitely one of the funnier recaps I’ve read from the Hills.

    Speidi is so pathetic. Keep telling yourself thats how you want to spend your 21st heidi! Maybe one day you’ll believe it.

    My favorite part was “welcome to hollywood. whats your dream” Hilarious.

  3. 3
    isthisawkward
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 6:53 am

    justin bobby just pisses me off. All the guys I know that avoid labels on thier relationships are having sex with lots of other people and don’t want to have any responsibility to anyone. Audrina don’t believe his lines!

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    NoName
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 6:55 am

    Great recap, satisfactory episode. I still don’t get Justin, does he have his own way of speaking or is he just trying to confuse or throw people off? “She’s pretty good”… WHAT?

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    VolGirl
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 7:08 am

    Great recap! It was so freaking funny.

    Was Audrina wearing an oversized t-shirt as a dress? Maybe I’m just not fashionable, but to me it looked like she was at a hoodlum slumber party.

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    reckless_saturn_11
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 7:10 am

    longer recaps please!!

    my favorite part of this episode was when not the new elodie walks in with the flowers and heidi says, “are those for me?”

    no heidi, not the new elodie is taking her flowers on a walk around the office like a parade.

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    jhaunt
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 7:11 am

    The only thing I can figure out about Justin Bobby saying “She’s pretty good”. Is that maybe he meant she’s good and not looking. I think he likes to portray himself as a deep person. He’s like a Johnny Depp wannabe. Speidi is just ridiculous. I think they are trying to make Heidi look as pathetic as possible so everyone will start to feel sorry for her. I can’t wait for next week’s show. Maybe we are finally going to get some real drama that’s not voiced over.

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    Mandymax
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 7:22 am

    I have never once, not ever, seen a fashion show in which any of the clothes coming down the runway were the least bit NORMAL and something I’d consider wearing. Nor have I ever seen them anywhere else for public comsumption. Am I just not getting it? What on earth is the point of these things?

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    whatthefrig
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 7:35 am

    I just can’t understand WHY, with all the hot guys available in LA, Audrina chooses Justin Bobby. It boggles the mind, it really does.

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    yankeesfan
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 7:47 am

    I thought Heidi actually did have a 21st birthday party – in Vegas (when she sang her horrible song in public for the first time and Spencer was jumping up and down behind her)…now clearly she had no other friends there anyway, but she still had a party. But I think it’s funny how she thinks that saying that she is happy only being with Spencer will make her believe it. She is pathetic! I love not the new elodie…the lunch convo was priceless. As far as fashion shows – I think only super rich people have access to the stuff they show on them.

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    IndyHillsAddict
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 8:14 am

    FYI… the band’s name is The Ruse.

    Justin Bobby is such a tool! I kept thinking, is he referring to how “good” she is in bed? Talk about doing whatever he can to avoid labeling their relationship.

    Funny how MTV didn’t show Heidi’s “birthday celebration” singing at club LAX in the Las Vegas Luxor hotel (remember Perez Hilton watching her lip sync while sitting near dancing Spencer?). They really portrayed her birthday as a sad occasion. But then again, Spencer and Heidi tend to drag out the celebrating.

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    marybanjo
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 8:32 am

    VolGirl-I’m glad you noticed her shirt dress too. God I was so confused. And I almost felt bad for Heidi for a second and then remembered she actually did have that party in Vegas.

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    fycin
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 8:45 am

    The haiku and the Dov Charney line? Priceless!

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    ClosetExtrovert
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 9:08 am

    “Marc by Marc’s line for children seems to be inspired by German military clowns, a little known humanitarian operative that Marc discovered when researching sober historical figures last summer as part of his recovery. The fashion reminds Lisa Love of her days at The Factory and she mouths to the gay boys sitting across the runway, “Got any blow?” Every one has a great time. ”

    Thanks Again.

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    whit-ster
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 10:08 am

    I don’t remember who said that thing about justinbobby wanting to be a johnny depp wannabee but you took the words right out of my mouth. I was watching the movie blow the other night and here I am wondering who the hell he reminds me of and it’s justinbobby!That movie must be his religion. If you just watch it and listen to his speech, actions, and the scummy style, and I’m sure the drug use applies as well. He’s such a slime ball. He gives me goosebumps and not the good kind. I hope that next weeks episode is better than these last two. As always those I enjoy the recaps and almost look forward to them more than the show.
    -Whitney

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    babeblue
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 10:50 am

    after hearing how the production crew tried to manipulate gavin a few episodes back and also seeing how the supporting characters tend to ask questions in a solely expository manner, it seemed to me that the producers may have coached the ruse band guy to get justin to clarify his status with audrina.

    not to take up for justin (b/c he is a bit of a loser) but, he may have been giving those vague answers to thwart the manipulative efforts of the production crew.

    kind of funny, actually.

    p.s. LOVED the Medium reference. luv that show.

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    mattypopo
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Ummm. . . the Muse have already been doscovered I think 5 years ago. They have 2 albums out. Go, MTV is such a poseur in the music scene, so sad how far they have fallen in their own industry. Maybe next week Deadrina will discover The Rollin Stones or rap music.

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    DP Hooker
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 11:06 am

    Topic D is: It’s nothing personal, just business.

    It was so sweet how Spencer kept plying Heidi with more wine because she was “too uptight” at the most fabulous 21st birthday dinner/party ever.

    How shocking to think that Teen Vogue tasks for Lauren and Whitney were going to blow up in their faces, only for Lisa Love/Amy Astley, etc. to congratulate them on a great job at the end! Just like Whitney’s NYC meeting last week… hmmm. It’s like an episode of (the smurfs (any cartoon/sitcom) where it looks like gargamel is going to defeat them, but everything’s ok at the end of the 30 minute episode.

    Good recap!

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    ebnoia
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 11:16 am

    Great, great recap!! I too was confused about Audrina’s shirtdress thing. My first thought was “how cliche, they are wearing leather jackets to a rock show”. Justinbobby was a freaking riot repeating “she’s really good.” I was seriously laughing out loud when I read that. I was confused as well when Heidi mentioned her “surprise” birthday dinner. It was great to see more Whitney.

    Next weeks episode looks wonderful!! Can’t wait for it.

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    chrispeycreme
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 11:42 am

    mattypopo – the band was the ruse. not muse the famous band.

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    jozeyg
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    Who says ‘hot and heavy’?? Are they on a episode of Seinfeld? “I don’t want him to think i’m hot and heavy if he’s not hot and heavy!”

    I’m probably the only one that understood what Justin Bobby meant when he said ‘she’s pretty good’. He just meant that she’s good where she’s at now….meaning whatever her and him have and no one else.

    And I don’t know why, but I thought Spencer was a little endearing at the b-day dinner with Heidi. I kinda felt bad for him and he seemed to be sweet that night. Maybe it was because he wasn’t saying anything mean. He was growing on me in that scene.

    And on a side note….kind of off the topic, but do any of you remember when Kristen Cav got Punk’d? I was just thinking back to that and it just dawned on me that the guy she was with on that episode was Frankie! I think they were just friends, because he’s friends with Brody and she was dating Brody. But if you watch that episode he was holding her hand, maybe it was to help her get away from that guy who’s car she hit. But, i dunno. Just a thought. =)

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    miss tint
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    I kind of get the impression that Heidi and Spencer are so sick of the way they’ve been edited that they just sit around, trying to give the producers nothing to work with.
    I mean, Heidi had a birthday in Vegas, and it would have been awesome to see her humiliate herself singing and waving her arms about, why didn’t they show that if they could have?

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    tinglee
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    Hey you guys,

    I just mistyped “The Muse” when I mentioned the band the first time… sorry. I got it right at the after party. Whoops.

    Thanks for reading and laughing.

    xo
    TL

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    mattypopo
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Ahhhh. . . . The Ruse. Well I was going by the recappers recap of the show. In any case JB sucks.

    Any you guys in the La la Land there know if a band by the name of “The Daileys” still plays. I saw them once down in San Diego and haven’t seen them since, but heard they were from L.A.

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    EZ Rider
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    I think most people got what JB was going for when he said “she’s good,” he’s just getting made fun of because that is a weak reply when the question is “can I ask out the girl you’re humping?”

    He kind of reminds me, looks-wise, of Jesus.

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    KatAttack
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Doesn’t anyone have comments about the fact idiot ordered a glass of wine during business hours? This isn’t the 70′s dear. People don’t do 3-martini lunches anymore.

    Love the German clown soldiers bit. Love the teapot.

    Recap did a great job of incorporating movie lines, which I love.

    Previews look good, but it’s a bit embarrassing the producers have to force encounters (Frankie and Spence; the Ketchup scene; now this).

    What the f$%k am I saying. The fact I watch this so much is embarrassing.

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    jhaunt
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    KatAttack… I forgot about the whole glass of wine at lunch thing. I totally thought the same thing.

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    Mrs.Meow
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    I rarely stick up for Heidi, but I don’t think the whole ordering wine at lunch thing was a big deal. I work in the marketing business, and many a lunches include an alcoholic beverage…

    Grr…also on the lines of sticking up for Heidi and Spencer, it is getting a little annoying that they (MTV editors) are always making them out to be bad/boring people with no friends. Heidi clearly had a 21st bash, and for whatever reason the MTV cameras weren’t there. Why make it seem like the only thing she did was have a cheesy dinner with Spency?

    I am excited for next week’s episode, as staged at it might be. Is it sad that I was hoping for a Heidi/LC reunion when I first saw the beginning of the promo?

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    Scorpio23
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    Urban Hobbit…love it.

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    Snackycakes420
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    Did anyone else notice the weird editing in the scene with JustinBobby and the guy from The Ruse? Maybe I’m tripping, but after JB says, “She’s pretty good,” the 2nd time and the guy tries to clarify by asking, “Is she available to be asked out?”, it doesn’t look like that is what he is saying. You can’t see his mouth moving, but you can see his jaw and it seems like he says something different, but that’s all the editors captioned him as saying. Maybe I’m just looking everywhere for fakeness since it’s been so obvious in previous episodes.

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    hmb1974
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    I think that it depends on where you work whether a glass of wine at lunch is okay. Certainly on your 21st birthday with a friend from work one glass is okay. 3 martinis on a random Tuesday with the chairman of the board, not so okay. If you’re at a work function and your boss doesn’t drink you shouldn’t either. If you work with Europeans wine is a standard at any office gathering.

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    uglycutie
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    Loved the recap, Ting!

    I still can’t get over those leather jackets. I mean, if they were wearing jeans and t shirts…or just jeans it would’ve looked better. It just looked like one of those “What in this picture doesn’t belong”. Seriously, I bet they were handed those jackets by the PAs right before MTV started rolling film. That’s why JustinBobby’s was too short.

    Also, as far as JustinBobby acting likes he’s soooo over it, I don’t buy it. Oooh, he’s so cool rebeling against MTV. Bullshiz! He’s on that show for the same reason everyone else is on the show: 15 minutes. C’mon, you can date a cast member and not be taped. Just ask Whitney’s boyfriend…oh wait you can’t cause no one knows who he is.

    Ugh…I’m started to dislike JB more than Spencer…and I never thought that would have been possible.

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    georgiababe
    Posted November 7, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    “Urban Hobbit” – I love it! I can see it now – JustinBobby, wearing his trademark Johnny Depp-but-in-a-douchebag-way clothing, taking time between tonsil-hockey with Audrina and doing crack (or whatever he does that makes him seem so retarded) to ponder life and guitars and make up strange haikus. It’s gonna be deep.

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    drmalcolm
    Posted November 8, 2007 at 6:25 am

    Loved the “Urban Hobbit,” ting.

    I bought the whole glass-of-wine with lunch mainly because I still don’t buy that Heidi is an actual employee at Bolthouse.

    Yes, who DOES Spencer text all the time?

    I’m with yankeesfan; what happened to Heidi’s 21st birthday party where she sang and did that crazy flapping bird dance while the Monchichi bobbed up and down in the background? That would have made for good MTV.

  35. 35
    AnneM
    Posted November 8, 2007 at 10:03 am

    Ting Lee, did you ever see the episode of The Soup where they had a film clip of a guy, who had his own secret language? It was only 2 words, TING POW. It was really funny.

    Loved the recap. I am not going to blame editors on the Speidi thing. Clearly they have been manipulating the conversations and staging the scenes all along. This never was a reality show anyway. I don’t think any of MTV shows are as “real” as they would like us to believe.

    Besides, I love watching the Monchichi and his little puppet. I’m glad that he fixed the microchip he implanted in Heidi’s boobs, um sorry I mean in her brain. Pick up the issue of Life and Style magazine, there is a picture of Speidi at the checkout of a Target store, she and the Monchichi both look like they are in a trance.

    Maybe it is the lights in Target, maybe they interfered with the boob chip, whoops there I go again, I mean brain chip.

    Till next week Ting.

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    the_baddest_bitch
    Posted November 8, 2007 at 11:46 am

    MTV did sorta capture Heidi’s birthday celebration. That dinner scene was shot in Vegas and if you look at the TMZ tape of her horrible lip synching, you’ll see that she’s wearing the same outfit. MTV is probably like most networks in that they won’t let their “stars” use them to promote other projects. You likely won’t see Lauren doing photo shoots for Mark cosmetics or anything to do with creating her fashion line either.

    Heidi and Spencer are really sad and pathetic. They have alienated everyone in their lives and they deserve to be living on Loser Island together.

    Bustin still sucks. He’s just playing Audrina. He has to play silly games of semantics in order to mark his bitch without making a real commitment. Lame fucking cock blocking dork. I hope he gets head lice!

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    2 Old 4 This
    Posted November 8, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    I missed the episode so could someone clarify for me:
    Did Deadrina wear that shirt-dress on JB’s bike?

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    jozeyg
    Posted November 8, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    This just in! I read a couple of websites that are saying that Lauren and Heidi are friends again and were seen together a few weeks ago. This is from one of the websites:

    ~~~Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag have put their differences aside and ended their celebrity feud. The Hills stars were seen together the weekend before Halloween getting into Lauren’s black Mercedes convertible, which was parked in the garage of Lauren’s building, a source tells Star. “They were laughing, hugging and being very affectionate with one another,” says the source.
    “There were no MTV cameras around,” the source adds. “This seemed like the real deal. I saw Heidi coming to visit Lauren at her apartment without her fiancé Spencer Pratt.”
    So why the low-key meeting? “I think Lauren and Heidi made a secret pact not to tell anyone,” the source says. After all, The Hills thrives on drama from their falling out. Things will heat up on Monday’s episode though when Lauren and Heidi have a face-to-face talk. Considering that Lauren tells Heidi, “I want to forgive you, and I want to forget you,” in a video preview of the episode, it doesn’t seem like an on-screen reconciliation is imminent ~~~

    If you google ‘Lauren and Heidi friends again’ You’ll see a couple websites that talk about it.

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    blahblah
    Posted November 10, 2007 at 9:20 am

    recklesssaturn:
    Longer recaps? Ting is already making the most out of a show that literally has no plots. Nothing happens. Ever.

    EZ Rider:
    “He kind of reminds me, looks-wise, of Jesus.”

    Justin has hair like wool and bronze feet? Ohhh, I get it now. You mean the movie versions of Jesus. I wonder if Jesus answered the “Are those your disciples?” question with “They’re pretty good.”

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