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Believe it or not, I actually received e-mail complaining that my recap of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency is late. The big thought on everybody’s minds, and by everybody, I mean the dozens of people who have made this the number one show on the Oxygen Network, was who Janice was going to keep for her agency. Her company is actually in the red, and she has decided that it is time to cut some of the models that aren’t making her any money. This might mean that some of our favorites that we have grown to love over these past few months may have to resort to actual work to pay the bills. How would it all play out in the riveting finale? Let’s find out.OK, first of all this finale was not riveting. They tried to build up a lot of suspense towards the model cuts, but then

janice – i need to see models
i’ve been waiting for this for like four or five days
after losing interscope and frederick’s we had to get better models

i can’t eat, i can’t sleep – i’m just stressed out
stina – you have everything, but you have to walk
Janice – even if I were decapitated, I would still be able to walk – there are no more excuses. THIS IS NOT A JOKE ANYMORE

you will be dumped if you don’t improve
nyabel – walk and talk like a model replacing naomi campbell and alex wek

peter – i am glad she is finally ready to get rid of the models who aren’t working for us

stina starts to cry -
i’m riding you because you ARE my number one girl

janice will shoot all of the models to see how they have all progressed and how well they move
stina – close to having the whole package, needs to connect with the camera, but can she make that last step? are you kidding?

brittany – she has capital IT
best model she has ever had
brittany is going on vacation to paris? no she is going to work.

sorin – he was ready to work as soon as he got her
“i feel insecure”
give me some intelligence in the eyes? how about intelligence in the brain?

claudia charriez -
great walk
wants to shoot her as a man
i’m not an advocate for transexual USA, but i want to see a pretty picture

fargo?
huge point of contention – art vs. commercial
less socal, more elegance
well done

marcus -
shake the attitude
we need some commercialism
i need billboards, billboards, not gangster

chrisanne – won’t do nude

natalie – will do nude

trisha – nude

crent jones – nude

billy – no expression in the nude

grayce pederson – won’t do nude, go to another agency?
door or shoot?

nyabel – wil do nude

crystal – lost 15 pounds and became a model
has a great transformation

peter – we spent money on a huge billboard
nice surprise for those who make it

drop model, new faces, model management

stina – putting on some weight?

nyabel – can’t create another alek wek

claudia – legal disaster waiting to happen

sorin – cut him, he’s an exotic dancer, not a dancer

tj bates – old

lauren – too big? s

janice – crying about the people she has to cut

sorin – who is going to pay my bills?
what i did is for nothing?
sorin gets up on a chair on goes crazy

marcus freaks out, everybody gets nervous

chrisianne – you aren’t right for this agency

petra – gone

brenda – sweet, but too young

tj – janice says to hold on a little longer
you’re worse than nathan fields – that’s janice’s husband?

andrew – done

claudia – done

ph god, what is janice watching?

new faces:
tj bates
lauren wasser
bryan mcmullin
tamika robinson
marcus foy
ben galleson
nyabel lual

some of the new faces are upset that they aren’t on the billboard