Love Is In The Heir

The Simple Life

By madeyoulaugh | Tuesday, May 31, 2005 | 9:32 am | 5 Comments

ParisSquared.jpgJokes have been made that the self-love of Heiress Paris Hilton could never span beyond her own reflection.

But that’s just the jokes. The truth is, after years of it just being Paris in love with Paris, Paris finally found someone else to love, and that man was (heir) Paris. For five months Paris and Paris dated and could be seen kissing one another in displays of awkward passion. So now Paris has learned to love more than just Paris by falling in love with Paris up to and including the inevitable, Paris proposed to Paris and Paris finally got to say “I am so in love with you Paris,” Paris then looked away from her MAC compact mirror and looked up at Paris and said “Yes Paris, I will marry you.” And the heavens crashed in. The couple then celebrated with a carwash for two.

Videotape will, no doubt, be available soon.

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    HicksPub
    Posted May 31, 2005 at 11:16 am

    Ahhhh…Love in Paris.

    Rather…

    Love = Paris’ agent on Line 1: “Honey, if you want to cash in on a paid televised wedding, Rupert Murdoch says you need to find someone with a pulse, pronto. The offer’s only on the table for 30 days and then your 15 minutes are up.”

  2. 2
    couchpotato
    Posted May 31, 2005 at 1:49 pm

    Did she learn nothing from her little sister?!

  3. 3
    One night in Paris
    Posted May 31, 2005 at 2:42 pm

    Lets hope they don’t have any kids.
    But if they did, at least Britney Spears’ kid would have someone equally stupid to play with.

  4. 4
    Ashes
    Posted May 31, 2005 at 3:24 pm

    Paris and her PR people must realize that her “career” is entirely based on being an easy punchline, because this plays right into that.

  5. 5
    yourmom
    Posted May 31, 2005 at 5:25 pm

    oh yeah, like Paris would ever wash a car. Thats so like, ew!

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