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Thursday, April 6, 2006
2:57 am
32 Comments
We never thought the worlds of TVgasm and Paris Hilton would ever collide, but in Hollywood, anything can happen. Case in point: this week we were provided the opportunity to interview Paris, and honestly, who were we to say no? I mean, it’s Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, J-Unit and I were slammed with TVgasm junk (we’re working on a little re-design, FYI); so we sent madeyoulaugh to tackle this interview. He was quite the lucky man. Not only was a professional camera crew provided, but madeyoulaugh got to meet with Paris in her swanky Hollywood Hills digs — something that apparently no other media outlet on the press junket was privy to. As you can imagine, we were very excited.
Anyway, because it was part of a Simple Life press tour, we had to keep our questions on the straight and narrow. But the good news is that we managed to get some exclusive plot details about the upcoming season, and we’ll have those up on the site in the next few days. Yes, like many a lame network, we’re milking our Paris footage for all its worth. Think of it as the Deal or No Deal of TVgasm. And for those of you wondering, the answer is no, we’re not about to get all “P-Side” on you. Please, even we have standards. Anyhoo, time to go brag to a bunch of people on the street…
Click on Paris to play (You Will Need Flash Player 8).
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32 Comments
Skank alert! Again?
Paris take your millions and dissapear. I prefer Nicole over fuck me/film me Paris anyday.
myl? Now that’s hot.
Random Snark:
I would love to see an episode of some show where Paris Hilton sets fire to Lindsay Lohan’s left boob.
Man. I bet if you knock, knocked on her head, you’d get quite the echo back.
I like how Paris is now a big fan of Lost. For some reason, I thought she would be more of a Desperate Housewives type.
Boo, you whore.
I can’t watch the video…I swore not to watch any video of Paris that was not shot (in whole or in part) with a night vision camera.
Booooooo! Not to break rank or rain on the parade, but when did the site become fawning and sycophantic?
First of all, who knew myl is such a hottie? Makes me wonder if all the other tvgasm guys are also smoking hot.
Secondly, who are these people that let Paris Hilton help deliver their baby. If stupidity is contagious that baby is fucked.
bitch needs to sit up straight.
and so does paris.
Sucks, I can’t watch it until I go home from work. Will I make time for this? I don’t know… Can someone tell me how long the interview is, please? 10min? 5min? 2min?
Man she looks so bored. I mean, she knew she was talking to us right? Shes acting like shes being interviewed by Byron Allen, not the glorious madeyoulaugh.
You should have tried to have her record some fake cell phone messages for “the staff”. that way I can have a “EdHill, its paris, please call me back, I’m sorry about last night” message on my phone I can whip out at parties.
It would go a long way towards explaing how i got my herpes.
stacyrocks, I think it was about 5 min. Seemed longer.
I realize myl had to do a straight forward interview but did he have to look like he was enjoying it so much? So Paris wants to be remembered as an icon. Personally I want to remember as she appeared on South Park. You know, true to life.
that’s too shiny and bouncy to be real.
bitch needs a new wig.
and so does paris.
She may be vapid, but I’m glad she worked with Make A Wish.
Hey Paris,
I think you need a third grade education to understand Lost.
Hey Paris,
Is MYL sitting in the same chair you used to film yourself giving some guy a blow job?
Hey Paris,
When was they last time you called some black dude (or Nicole) the “N” word?
Hey Paris,
Did you know you have to use your Vagina to get pregnant. Not just your mouth?
Hey MYL,
When can we get an interview with the real star of the Simple Life, NICOLE RITCHIE?
“The TVgasm audience”…lol…that made me laugh.
I think people are too hard on paris (no pun intended).
Firecat #17
Not really.
Money is a very good insulator so you have to be very direct to make an impact.
Hello myl! I never knew he was such a Baldwin!
Wow just think if paris was some everyday skank without money how bad she’d look. Seriously with all the fund she has and she still looks this bad? No enough ED drugs in the world to keep going with this fugly wench. No wonder all her acting takes place in the dark.
Madeyoulaugh better get a penicillin shot and take major antibiotics , being close to that bleach blonde veneral disease, he probably caught some airborn STD that eminates from that disgusting slut.
KH
i don’t know. was i the only one that thought this was hilarious. i mean, the girl is so crazy dumb. does she actually think its great that she gave a dying girl a dress? i love how she says she wants to be an icon. what an idiot. thanks for the video.
Man alive! I finally took the time to watch this kookiness. And by some awesome twist of fate I watched it in the Chipmunks version. Either that or MYL has a squeaky effeminate voice and talks really fast. And I’m shocked that MYL did not blur out his face. Shocked, I tell you! Is there a more vacuous creature on Earth than this Paris Hilton? “Paris what is your take on the war in Iraq?” “Like, I think it really sucks, you know, for soldiers.” “Who do you think should run for president in 2008?” “Well, like, I’d like to be president, ‘cuz like, it would be really fun.” “Paris, circumcised or uncircumcised, what do you really prefer?” “Uh, what? I, like, don’t get it.” “What do you think are the biggest issues facing stay at home mothers today?” “Um, like, not having enough nannies?”
This is some hard hitting reporting MYL. I was expecting something along the lines of the Daily Show at least.
From the Snark machine:
If Sally Struthers and a burlap sack had a love child it would be Paris Hilton.
I wish Paris Hilton and MYL would spend less time staring vacantly into space and more time trying to make out with a gorilla.
Here’s my snark machine entry:
I have a great idea. Carol Channing should take a knife to Paris Hilton and madeyoulaugh. You have to admit, that would be pretty sweet.
She wants to be remembered as an icon? WTF??? An icon of irrelevance?
Damn that girl is FULL of herself.
“I know I’ll be a great mom. I’ll have a nanny!” God, she sucks.
haha she is so much stupider(or more stupid) than i thought.. she wanted to name the kid elvis, mickey-mouse, or london? comon, she tries to say all these things to make herself look good like how she wants to be an icon and how watcing child birth was so amazing and how she’s actually a good person for doing the make a wish foundation but then she just says idiodic crap and helps me to remember why she gets so much bad press in the first place.
Listen, I can handle people that are stupid or shallow…but to be both AND have absolutely no clue that you are either? [Puke] Her whole attitude screams: “When is this over so I can go drag another cancer patient around the shops on Rodeo and call it charity? ‘Cause I would SO never be speaking to you in the real world, four eyes.”
LQ- my gorillas have better taste than to make out with that skank! I’m sure she’d try though ‘cuz it would make for good TV.
Okay, I love how she didn’t get the joke myl was trying to make that she was the one that was pregnant.
Also, I don’t think she thought the camera would be on her while she was listening to the questions. You could see her face fade to “dead” as soon as she finished talking. of course, her talking face is at the half-dead level so there’s not a huge difference.
One more thing: Does she know what the word icon means?
Hey guys – personally I think you crossed a line that TVgasm should never waver on. Them and you. Run into reality stars in bars whatever. But this time you basically just sold your asses for a few moments of Paris’s time to hawk her shitty show – recorded, approved and setup by her people. You totally went to the darkside the P-Side. If they let you into their bubble then its your right to pop that fucking bubble for all of us who have supported this site. To me this was a defining moment in the history of TVGasm and I think you’ll look back on this and regret it. If it was your court and your game then fine.. but this was unfortunately a boring promo for SL and a wasted opportunity. At least MYL could have gone down in flames – does he really think E will be calling soon?
Shame TVGasm. Shame.
Paris ‘Ho’ Hilton – “Like, no one’s ever been in my own house before.”
What about those 5 guys who ran a train on your skank ass. And the girl who held the camera to tape the event.