Report: Paris Hilton to write jailhouse diary

Granted, she’s got nothing on Lane Garrison, but according to London’s Sun tabloid, oh-so-poor-little-rich-girl Paris Hilton is planning to write a jailhouse diary– a “blow-by-blow account of the after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned” that she plans to turn into a book and turn her jail stint into a multi-million dollar proposition.

A “source” says, “There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals. She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.”

Whether the story’s accurate or not right now, it’s a safe one to go with, being one of those self-fulfillers that’s bound to come true if Paris does serve the half-sentence as scheduled. Everyone’s always assumed she’d find a way to cash in on the experience– and if her people find a good tabloidy, pulpy ghostwriter to add some sexy girl-on-girl action while making up the story, lovely Paris is bound to have another bestseller– especially with those disgusting meal stories.Paris is now set to report to Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles by June 5th.

(Book cover from Gallery of the Absurd.)

–Tabloid Baby