Paris sprung!

The Simple Life

By Tabloid Baby | Thursday, June 7, 2007 | 6:30 am | 4 Comments

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Word is that Paris Hilton was released from jail early this morning after serving three difficult days of the 45 day sentence that was later reduced to 23 days. While this is good news for the spoiled celebutard who should have been picking up garbage on the side of the freeway or emptying bedpans in an AIDS ward rather than adding another body to an already overcrowded prison system, it doesn’t bode well for the book about her ordeal that Paris had planned on selling.Three days is more of an article or blog post.

–Tabloid Baby

5 Comments

  1. 1
    georgiababe
    Posted June 7, 2007 at 7:58 am

    What the hell?! No way! They can’t do that! What is this crap? She, of all people, who has no respect for anyone except herself NEEDS to be kept in jail!!

  2. 2
    Wondermutt
    Posted June 7, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    Her medical condition was probably acute anorexia, ie; she wouldn’t eat the food.

    Would you?

  3. 3
    georgiababe
    Posted June 7, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    She can suck it up. Dogs may hate what you feed them, but if they’re hungry enough, they’ll eat. Paris is a dog = she will work the same way. If not, she can just shove it.

  4. 4
    KatiesHole
    Posted June 7, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    This is a disgrace. Do we still live in America?

    She is a disgusting herpes ridden piece of filth.

    KH

  5. 5
    fourteenforty
    Posted June 8, 2007 at 10:54 am

    Lets hope her trip back to court means back to jail too. If not she will go out and party, drive, and put others in danger, how fair is that?

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