The Paris Hilton-Larry King talking points

The Simple Life

By Tabloid Baby | Wednesday, June 27, 2007 | 8:45 pm | 1 Comments

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Never been addicted to drugs. Isn’t a big drinker. Got a raw deal. God had a reason for putting her in jail. Even though she’s claustrophobic. Couldn’t sleep. Couldn’t eat. Had panic attacks. But it was nice to have some privacy. Strip search was most humiliating moment of her life. Never used drugs. Food wasn’t tasty.

Paris Hilton spoke to Larry King tonight on CNN. He got the million dollar interview for free. Those highlights above are the reasons why, and are basically what you need to know to get by at the office coffeemaker tomorrow.

Some Paris quotes to live by… after the jump…“Don’t serve the time; let the time serve you. I have a new outlook on life.”

“I never would’ve driven on a suspended license. I get followed by paparazzi all day. Why would I have the audacity to do that?”

“I’m just going to follow all the laws.”

“I’ve gotten rid of a lot of people. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but they know who they are.”

“It was my first Father’s Day I couldn’t give my dad a hug, and that was really hard on me.”

“But I don’t know. Even though I hate it, I’m glad it happened in a way because this really changed my life forever, and I feel stronger than ever.”

“People make up so many crazy stories. The things I read about and things I see is not the person who I am. It really baffles me sometimes when I read things– the places I’ve never been, people I’ve never met– it’s really shocking to me.”

–Tabloid Baby

One Comment

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    livemusicjunkie
    Posted June 28, 2007 at 10:34 am

    This girl is seriously delusional. Ya know, if she would’ve simply said, I’ve done things that I’m not proud of, but I recognize those things and I’m a changed woman, I’d be give her a chance. But she’s so friggin’ full of crap.

    First time I knew she was full of it: back when she was recorded on tape by authorities having said that she barely knew Joe Francis – they’re not friends. Then, come to find out, they’re good enough friends to vacation together and, at the very least, have make-out sessions.

    Now this: she tells Larry King she’s not a drinker. She hardly ever drinks – it’s not her thing. Um, hate to break it to her, but I’ve had the unfortunate experience of witnessing FIRST HAND her drinking antics on many, many occasions. Not to mention the fact that she (and her pal Lindsay) used to frequet a club my fiance manages. Those girls partied like rock stars. They were CONSISTENTLY being carried out of there because they couldn’t walk out. **ugh**

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