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Believe it or not, The Sopranos is actually returning to HBO this weekend. You might have been able to tell by the nonstop appearance of fluff articles, like this stunning exposé on a bus tour of famous Sopranos sights. Anyway, we were lucky enough to grab some photos from the first episode, and therefore, we provide you with this exclusive TVgasm preview of The Sopranos season premiere. Don’t worry, no spoilers.
Meadow Soprano surfaces for some valuable face time. We won’t see her for another four or eight weeks. I wonder if she still has that anemic boyfriend. Or maybe he’s gone off to Alaska, tormented with visions of that one guy getting an early-morning BJ.
A.J. grows his hair long. This leads to various verbal attacks from Mom and Dad. Continued youthful rebellion ensues.
A little throwback to when the therapy scenes actually mattered.
“I really thought Ayla was gonna make the top 12.”
“I can’t be sure, Tony, but I think I saw Adriana on Joey last night. It’s a great show. You watch it?”
“So here’s the deal. Silvio owes me $200 dollars because he thought Stacy Keibler would win. I said Drew all along. Now the f*ckin’ goomba won’t pay up.”
The sweet satisfaction of installing a new Plug-Ins Scented Oil freshener.
“I decided it was time for a more Israeli look.”
“I learned this trick from Criss Angel. He really is a Mindfreak.”
Looks like someone just made a topical and ironic pop culture reference.