If you’re like me, you had a big bowl of buttery popcorn ready to go for the season premiere of [...]

This is what happens to pageant girls when they age. Ugly faces, pissy judges and multiple personality disorders permeate this [...]

The Mississippi Sweet Pea pageant features girls living in pineapple under the sea as their theme on this episode of [...]

Why, it’s another International Fresh Faces pageant hosted by our good friend Mr. Todd on this episode of Toddlers & [...]

Booty-smacking is EXACTLY the kind of relief we were looking for this week!  Thank you! Ahhh…last week was like an asthma [...]

Toddlers & Tiaras, you are killing me here with these nice kids and moms! Why do you hate me? Have [...]

At least mom has a grip on reality…and the knowledge of who this REALLY is about! Well, again Toddlers & [...]

This degrades us both. So…what’s new with everyone? Is anyone even reading this recap after the minicap? We’ve been such a [...]

Snakes!  Not on a plane!    Ah, pageant moms…what would we do without them?  This week on Toddlers & Tiaras we head [...]

Storybook & Co. pageant, “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.” Well duuuh.

The Circle City Wild West Showdown pageant takes us to the booming metropolis of Indianapolis, Indiana, yee-ha!  Pageant Co-Director and [...]

Get in line. Gasmii, hooooly shit on this Toddlers & Tiaras episode!  The good part?  The kids and their moms were [...]

All pageant and no discipline makes Camarie a psycho girl!

Treacherous hair!

Keeping with the theme of how pageants are really for the mothers, Toddlers & Tiaras gives us some great mother-against-mother [...]

Nose pickin

Theeeey’re baaaack!  And with a vengeance!  The season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras did not disappoint with its share of [...]

Toddlers & Tiaras “Glitzy Divas” episode is another Crown Beauties National Pageant, with a lot of delusional moms, bored daughters [...]

Fat-ass pre-teens!

Audrey Jr. will class the joint up! God I love this show!  This episode of Toddlers & Tiaras takes us to [...]

  Ah, Gasmii, I love it when the crazy rears its fabulously ugly head like it did in this week’s episode [...]

Toddlers & Tiaras: Push it Like You’re Homeless!

Precious Moments

Hello Gasmii – sorry for not having last week’s Toddlers & Tiaras episode up, as you may know the TVgasm [...]

Hoooly shit, this was a great episode of Toddlers & Tiaras and had so much to make fun of I [...]

The Crown Beauties Beauty Pageant being hosted by Pricilla Presley’s hair

***This was turned in on time!! Unfortunately, the site has been a bitch. Don’t blame Crabby, blame the internet gods. [...]

Toddlers & Tiaras: What’s Left to Say? Oh, A Lot

Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Island of Misfit Toys and Chooky Moves

Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap: More Face-Planting

Try “Island of Bad Sportsmanship”

Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Even Preparation H Couldn’t Help These Kids

Creepy home-schooled kids

This is a man, right? Hoooly crap, who would have guessed that the second season finale/final bonus episode of Toddlers & [...]

Whoa! Wow.  Just…wow.  The Storybook Pageant in Harrisburg, PA brings out one of the worst mothers on Toddlers & Tiaras since [...]

The International Fresh Faces Missouri pageant

Oh yeah, she’s sane. Hey Gasmii – I am going to keep this short because I am at a conference and [...]

“Queen of Hearts” pageant in Statesboro, Georgia

A classy hooker is still a hooker you know. I say cluster, you say…it’s a Toddlers & Tiaras episode, you know [...]

Glamour Girls Hearts and Crowns