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MiniCap: Toddlers & Tiaras Season Finale
Toddlers and Tiaras
Thursday, August 30, 2012
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For some reason this was not listed as a new episode on my dvr, but I recorded it anyway. I’m so glad I did now seeing it was the finale. I haven’t watched it yet, so I’ll hold my comments till then.
Well, @feather, you are in for a real treat. I thought last week’s epo couldn’t be beat, but this one had the classic combo of whining (mothers AND kids) and delusion (mothers and one kid). I love how poor choices such as the cigarette seep onto mothers’ faces when they sorta realize that it was not such a good idea. Like as the kid is walking onstage and you’ve just called out, “don’t forget to smoke.”
@snowshoecat – thanks, I have the episode waiting at home for me, now I really can’t wait to watch!
i actually loved ava’s mom-i thought she was hilarious. she was crazy, but pretty much owned her craziness, and grandma was a hoot. they both seemed to love the pageant and the kid.
and the male judge just cracked me up! the way he kept saying destiny has a cigarette??!?! plus the time he said emma was really selling it with her eyeballs, then told the camera crew not to include that because it sounded crazy.
Destiny seems a bit tubby for a 4 year old. I know some infants and toddlers are chunky but she’s 4 and has rolls and rolls of baby fat still on her. I say this not to be cruel but because it’s not healthy for a child that age to still be carrying so much fat.
Ava was cute and I came around to liking crazy Mom but geez! can that kid scream! Emma will learn it’s gonna take more than a pretty dress to win. Or not, this is T&T after all. I recognized a T&T Mom on there but can’t remember her name or her daughters name for the life of me. She’s missing a tooth (or 2) and on her episode another Mom joked that perhaps the Mom might need a flipper. Anyone else notice her and remember her name?
Ava’s mom freaked me out, but little Ava was freaking adorable on stage! I have a 22 month old myself and no way in hell could I imagine at his age doing a whole little dance on stage. She was awesome! I thought Destiny was honestly one of the fugliest children I have ever seen. Very unfortunate looking.
@timgunnssister #5: That was Lori, mother of sad-sack turned brat Alaska and girlie son Braxton with Causcasian hair.
gee……………………..first moms are having daughters humping hips…very little clothes……fake breast….and now smoking toddlers…someone get that girl a light….the other day was honey boo boo childs birthday and mommy and daddy are smart..they opened up a postal mail box and boo boo child made out like it was christmas in aug……….lots of people sent her a dollar to make her holla!!!!
lets hope mom and dad are honest and put all money away for boo boo until 21!!!
When I saw Destiny, I expected her mother was going to be Natalie from The Facts of Life.
@timgunnssister, welp, I think you’ve pretty much guaranteed at the very least a century of “chubby child” name-calling debate, and, if we’re lucky, at least one outraged gramatically-challenged mother writing in to tell us what awful sub-human beings we are.
Thank you.
You’re welcome – just doing my part.
Ah, yes, Alaska and Mom. I thought that was her sitting in the audience and practicing her creepy faces whilst wearing a pair of Buddy Holly glasses. I really don’t get the pouty/surprised faces they all seem to make. Do judges really liike this or is it some bizarre tradition?
This comment is not meant to be cruel at all. Both Destiny and Emma were carrying extra weight for their ages, and their time would be better spent riding bikes outside or dancing or playing soccer or swimming, rather than doing pretty feet and pretending to smoke. Children (by age 4) are supposed to have 60 minutes of structured physical activity several times a week (like soccer, dance, etc…), and 2 hours of unstructured activity (like running in the backyard) several times a week.
Stop giving them soda to pump them up!
did chloe look like a mini danielle (aka beehive) to anyone else??? face-wise, i mean.
crabby, i have to disagree about ava’s mother’s big hair — i actually noticed that it made her appear smaller at first when you saw her whole person, just because your eyes were drawn at the huge mess that was her head!!! her conspiracy theory moment was hilarious, though.
i do also think that destiny is really a chunky kid — i think her arms may be bigger than mine, and she’s 4! for the sake of her healh, her mother needs to restrict her junk food intake or involve her in some more active things.
i actually had no issue with the use of the cigarette — it’s not like it was lit, and it was basically a prop. little kids are in in “inappropriate” movie roles all the time, and it’s part of a character … idk, i can see why people may thing it was wrong of her mother, but i personally just didn’t think it was a big deal. oh, but mom looks more like grandmom, and i did see something wrong with what a horrible haircut she had!
even though emma apparently got compliments on her long black dress, i thought it was a horrible choice. maybe i am alone there.
overall, this episode did not win the ultimate grand supreme with anchovies and extra cheese, but then again, how do you follow up last week?
@j-nut (7) — hahahaha, i almost spit out my powerade zero at “braxton with caucasian hair.”
@ alice (21) — i haven’t watched last night’s hchbb yet, but that is so cute. i’m going to send her a dollar!
Noooo! Not the season finale already! C’mon, I need my T&T weekly fix. Now I have to go through withdrawal again. Sigh.
Oh, has anyone else seen the story about the monstrous brat that was on Wife Swap a few years back?
http://xfin.tv/QYAhQ6
@ellemenop I agree with you about the dress, wtf was that!? And the judges actually liked it!? I thought black in beauty was a pageant no-no!
Just started watching this epi & I can’t get past Destiny’s mom’s color blocked monstrosity of a hair style. Is it in fashion to have your hair dyed the color of ash on top & stop at a random place for no reason? Because I missed the memo. Ok. Just wanted to see if it’s not just me. I’ll be back.
Ok, I saw, Alaska and Braxton, and dad, but did not see Lori.
I also saw our T & T favorite, Gabby and Beth. Beth said that Gabby won at that pageant. She was the girl in the yellow bikini.
Finally a mom that actually states that she is doing pageants because she wants to. Destiny was cute in that still chunky kind of way. I noticed her CRT’s in her glitz dress. I liked her glitz dress. Destiny was shown as still sucking her thumb also.
Ava was also adorable. Loved the pictures at her teaparty, but the fact that a 22 month old knows exactly what a donut is, and gets excited about that is not ok
**side note. CRT’s in my family are called Charging Rhino Thighs
my 17 month old neice has CRT’s she has had them since she was born. Now that she is walking and running all over Aunties house, and grammy’s, and at home she is starting to loose them. Her daddy is a big guy, and by big, I mean, tall and big! So we know where she got them from. **
@fancyface (17) — ick, no, i was also definitely bothered/distracted by destiny’s mom’s horrible hair.
@Buggy, love the “Charging Rhino Thighs” and wonder if you have that copyrighted. Like most 17 month olds who run all over the place, she will overcome that little gift from Daddy very soon.
Now if all of “our” girls last night would run around and exercise instead of watching tv and chugging “energy” drinks….
Did anyone else think destiny looked just like everybody’s favorite teen mom amber?
snow I do have a few picuters of her on fb. She is a cutie, with her big pinchable cheeks! No we have not had CRT’s copy righted yet. My dad came up with that. We should though. I will loan it to DC if she wants to borrow it
and anyone else
Yes, I have seen her, and yep.. CUTIE PIE!!!
I was ready to think Ava was just *ugh*…but she was SOOOOOO adorable out there dancing her little booty off!
LMAO BedheadJen – you are SO right about Natalie from Facts being Destiny’s mom!
Emma was a brat, and whoever said that she and Destiny were carrying a little extra weight are absolutely right. Get those kiddles in dance, gymnastics, or just outside riding their bikes, please!
@thisbuggs4u…done! A virtual Mt. Dew and Dorito cupcake is coming your way!
Which, I think we’re still waiting for that recipe…
I love Sandy in Grease. I have watched that movie more times then I care to admit. Never questioned the one or two drags of her cigarette before she put it out.
A toddler smoking a cigarette? Even if it was one of those candy cigarettes. WTF? and then remind your child to smoke?
I understand we each have our own” line in the sand ” opinions. The cigarette was mine. I thought it was a bad choice.
I logged onto the computer to check my email and saw and article about it on MSN. I am going to read it now.
I saw Lori (Alaska’s mother) a few times. Was very happy to see Gabby. Beth, I did not see you. We’re you hiding, lol?
This week was like watching “Mutual of Omaha’s WILD KINGDOM” Rhino thighs, spitting vipers, hair like lion’s manes…. Except for one thing. Real lions, rhinos and even vipers protect their young and would actually give their lives to keep their child protected from prying eyes and other dangers.
The moms on T&T are actually more like guppies, eating their young.
Rememer the DAD OF THE YEAR last week and his cute little t-shirts telling us all just what he thinks of females? Here is a link to his “Family” page on his website… http://www.mizrahi.com/family.htm
My favorite sentence on that page has to be,
” Born to Morris and Elaine Mizrahi, and surrounded by an extensive family, Marty was instilled with great values as a child.”
Now, I don’t know about you folks, but if I was Morris and Elaine, I would be so proud that he gave us credit for lovely opinions on life and what it appropriate and classy. Morris and Elaine, eveyone now knows what great parents you have been!
It would appear that the Doritos are garnish only, so you can probably make your Mt. Dew/Dorito cupcakes using this recipe.
http://www.allthingscupcake.com/2007/12/05/mountain-dew-cupcakes/
SaraKate, I will maybe have to try that. Does it say what kind of Doritos to use??
DC, go ahead and use away lady!! Yeah, we know that calling her CRT’s is mean, but it is cute. With her personality, I am sure she would laugh about it when she is older…oh the pictures we can show her future boyfriends and husband!! I have not seen her in about a month, and I am 100% sure she has changed some. If only there were Glitz pageants up here in the Seattle area. I would pay to put her in one…
I saw a glimpse of Beth lastnight too.
I am not sure why Destiny shocked me with her cig. I don’t know if it was the fact that when she was “practicing” that she kept saying she needed one, or just the fact that she had one. Mom saying “don’t forget to smoke” was just crazy…
Ava’s mom was crazy, but she was a good fun crazy. I’d hang out with her!
Hey guys! Yep, it was a wild pageant
Gabby won 5 and up Overall Most Beautiful. There is a clip og her and Emma playing on the iPod when Emma has to go to lineup. She is a nice little girl really, that was the first time we ever met her. I wasn’t too keen on the black dress, especially since full glitz is supposed to have a cupcake dress. Eh, to each their own. I was on there more than I care to see, lol! There is one spot my husband and I are clapping and laughing. That was editing because I know that was in fact when Gabby was on stage. We didn’t see much of Zoe at all 
and we thought we’d see more b/c she was in Emma’s group.
Lori and family were there, we did not speak a word nor did Gabby go near Alaska.
Ava’s mom and grandma I remember being super nice, I don’t believe I even saw Destiny’s mom. It
@sharon (28) — bahaha, thanks for posting that link!
When I saw Destiny(stripper name of the week) I saw her thumb sucking mouth(sucked mine until they slapped a retainer in my mouth at 5…straight permanent teeth now). I thought she was adorable and until 6 ‘babyfat’ is cute to me and her eyes were amazing, I love light eyes with dark hair. She had me cracking up all night. Big haired mom LOVED her craziness can we go out for drinks? Ava was a pretty little girl and I didn’t notice the frog face…of course I’ll watch again with out the Zinny(Zinfandel). I thought she did durn good for a 1 year old on the stage. Emma was the one I noticed was an overweight little porker. I wish she didn’t wear that BLACK LONG beauty dress.
@KAJN…When Daddy went away for money laundering & Mommy got probation & house arrest for tax evasion, I guess Alicia had to find some way to pay the bills. She grew up with her mom doing her homework for her so she doesn’t have enough learnin to get a real job like the ugly people she felt sorry for. And SOMEBODY had to give her those ‘daily presents’ she was use to. Why not the local 54yr old?
Baby fat is cute until about age 2, but neither of last night’s girls had babyfat…they were just fat. Emma’s stomach was hanging down over the waistband of her skirt and Destiny was big all over…legs, arms, torso. I find nothing attractive about an overweight child.
I wonder if douchebag Marty’s parents watched last week’s episode and are proud of how he showcased his values!
Hated Emma’s black beauty dress – it made her look as wide as she was tall and the colour was too grown up for her. Hated her, too. What a little brat. Mom needs to slap the sass right out of her.
Destiny was unfortunate looking. She reminded me of Ni-Ni Makenzie. She had the same horrible tooth structure (due, no doubt, to the thumb sucking). Nice personality, though!
The only thing I am confused about is… since when is Beautiful Me full glitz? Beth, maybe you can answer that, but I know the last time we competed at one, we were told to make sure to tone it WAY down, low low glitz dresses, no makeup on little ones, minimal makeup on kids, everyday makeup on teens.
I didn’t see a problem with the prop cigarette. She was fully clothed, they told her she couldn’t have a real one, and she threw it down – it was a costume prop. If there was ever a 20′s themed pageant and there were any kids that decided to be gangsters and they hauled around tommy guns, would we have the same reaction. Guns have been proven hazardous to your health and should never be placed in the hands of small children.
People probably wouldn’t get upset about that because they would be toy guns and just props. Same thing with a fake cigarette. It’s only bad if you make it bad – it’s fine if it is just a prop.
@chicken lips, esq. (
) (37) — that’s exactly what i was thinking, but i was too lazy to explain. it’s a freakin’ prop.
I also hated the black, long dress, but I’d like to point out that Emma did not want to wear it. She actually hated it so much she hid in the bathroom so she wouldn’t have to try it on and mom had to go in there and shame her into coming out by telling Emma she was making mom look like an ass on TV (like she needed help with that). Emma only agreed to wear the dress when mom bribed her with cute, pink items of clothing. Couldn’t believe the judges liked it. It was as inappropriate as Granny from the Wax Museums outfits were last week.
I thought both of the older girls were pudgy and unattractive. Pudgly?
That cigarette made me want to punch Destiny’s mom. Note to parents everywhere: If you have to keep justifying things to yourself, to assure yourself that it’s not inappropriate, then it most surely is. And the little girl kept saying, “I need a real one. ” Shit fire and save matches. So to speak.
Ava was cute, but I think she may outgrow that and become one of the pudglies in a few years. She also has quite a bad habit of throwing things and hitting. I would fix that but quick.
yeah. I see what you gals are talking about (ellemenop and Chicken Lips esq), but I am not sure, for me, if it was the fact that she kept asking for one. Yes she did have her clothes on, she was not tearing away a skirt or anything…
Beth I noticed Gabby and Emma with the iPod. That was when Emma’s mom kept telling her to go practice. I am kind of shocked that Alaska did not win UGS! Shocked I say!
I am curious. How many of you would have been allowed to stay at the pageant much less accept a crown if you had a little spitting episode like that with your mom?
We would have been in the car and headed home no matter how much money we had paid to enter that pageant. So many things that mom did were just wrong as two left shoes.
maybe … destiny just wanted a real cigarette because she needed one to go with the martini necessary to deal with her life.
Moving from the previous thread:
Since I cannot wait for the mini cap I am going to go ahead and admit that my family is from Corinth, Ms., and even though I left as a child I am humiliated that TnT had to subtitle Jessica. My mom was humiliated she went to high school with Ava’s grandfather.
And dear god, Jessica’s hair gave me nightmares.
Beth I can’t believe I missed you. Since you were there was there talk about the cigarette? I was doing a few things when I was watching and I remember the male judges reaction but that is it. With editing we don’t get the facts.
I understand that it is a prop. We all have our issues… That was mine. Every week we have comments on an outfit or such with varying degrees of opinions.
When is it back on?
Sharon – I wouldn’t have lived long enough to get back in the car.
I’m still waiting for this one to show up on youtube.
Anyway, I just watched the two Alaska episodes and I love that dress Beth made.
Beth, do you have pictures of the other dresses you made? I’d really love to see them.
Also, do you sew every day clothes for your daughter(s)?
As a child of the 80′s and 90′s, I must ask if anyone else thought Destiny looked like a ‘garbage pail kid’? She looked like she should be on the trading cards (that I was forbidden from collecting) with the name Tubby Fuglina. Aside from Brenna (evil contestant from days of yore), who looked like Mama Fratelli (Goonies reference) , Destiny is the least attractive child I have seen in a very long while…and I have a baby niece that looks like John C Rielly, so you KNOW that’s a serious statement.
I have nothing against ugly children, I went through some hideous years myself, but I do take issue with ugly and rude children. If I grew up with that little girl’s looks you could damn well believe I would be the sweetest girl on earth to compensate. Destiny is aptly named, I just hope she and her husband, Mr. Juvenile Diabetes are happy together.
I don’t remember seeing the spitting, but I do recall one of the mom’s getting slapped in the face. Was that Destiny that did the slapping?
Destiny did the spitting also, I’d forgotten that until it was mentioned.
@Penny Ruxpin…wow! I really think she’s cute and just…wow…Mr. Juvenile Diabetes*snickers*, please let her mom come to the site.
I thought it was Ava who slapped her mom. And when Destiny started spitting I remember her mom stopping it right away. I remember she said something like if you don’t behave you won’t win anything. Which is funny considering all the brats we’ve seen win on T&T.
@Veruca for T&T it had to be glitz because they don’t film natural (for obvious reasons) and since her Hearts&Crowns and My Chance are glitz, she does do that side but just used the Beautiful Me name.
I don’t honestly remember one comment about the cigarettes from anyone, it obviously was made more of a big deal by the cameras.
The Ultimate was won by Chloe who is a big heavy hitter. Sweet girl who never goes to T&T pageants. NO one there could touch her scores. Alaska got a Grand I believe. What you guys don’t see is that a child could do well on stage but a poor performer with high photo scores could beat her. Photos could be used as a replacement score. I chose not to blow thousands on glitz pictures. Some moms turn in 10-15 pictures EASILY!
@Lenoru I do make some everyday clothes for them too
thanks so much! I will have to see if I can link something somehow.
@penny ruxpin — i’ve only seen pics of a handful of “garbage pail kids,” but i can see where you’d get that — mostly from her eyes and chubby cheeks (again, from what i’ve seen; i could be totally wrong). i personally think she’s very pretty, but she needs to lose weight — and i think that’ll make her look less pretty because part of what i find so cute about her is her eyes, which will most likely change shape when/if she drops the chub. “mr. juvenile diabetes” totally cracked me up, though!
@thisbuggs4u — destiny spit (EW!!!), and i think ava slapped. i actually was shocked at that one — it seemed like a pretty serious smack in the face to me. i can’t believe the mother didn’t do anything.
Long time reader…first time poster.
Destiny reminded me a bit of Bindi Irwin. And her moms comment at the very end made me wonder if she reads here. She said something to the effect of her supreme title sounded like a pizza. LOL. She was a crazy mom but I appreciated that she just owned her crazy.
Does anyone know what Alaska won at this pageant? Just curious.
Ok, I thought Destiny looked like she had Down’s syndrome at first and thought it was going to be a special needs episode. I’m really not trying to be mean but that is what I thought at first glance. Ava’s mom was whack, but it was awesome how she laughed at her own conspiracy theories when Ava got most beautiful hair. If I had slapped my mom like Ava did I would have got a southern style ass beating! The black dress was terrible—maybe the black was slimming on Emma and that was the plan. She was a little porker.
Can you even buy AquaNet anymore? Just wondering………
Oh sorry I think it was actually Ava’s mom at the end. The old memory fails me at times…like always before I hit send but then it comes back magically after send is hit. lol
@ her majesty, madam crazy cat lady with sugar on top (aka ellemenop)
)(42) I think she’s gonna need something stronger than a martini…
@penny ruxpin – I totally said she looked like a garbage pail kid! Something about the chubby cheeks. I almost said “cabbage patch kid” until she started doing that disgusting spitting thing then she moved firmly into garbage pail kid territory for me.
It was Ava that hit her mom. I don’t think it was a slap though – I think Ava thought there was a big hairy spider on her mother and tried to swat it away only to realize that it was her hair.
Aquanet? Not sure, but pageants are all about the freeze-it. I love the smell of freeze-it in the morning. Smells like – victory. And really ratty after pageant hair.
I went to check out the link to the Mizari page and wouldn’t you think a self proclaimed internet guy would have better looking sites? His sites look like a HTML what not to do demonstration.
@Beth I am so with you on the pageant pictures. $60-$80 for each topper PLUS $500 just to get your picture taken then $100+ for each retouch to get a picture that resembles your kid. Even worse, you go through all of that and you get pictures that aren’t usable. Or the photographer takes off with your money and makes excuse after excuse as to why you haven’t gotten your pictures. The picture game is insane. We have been sticking to entering in naturals because I can’t afford to do the glitz picture gamble.
@BedHeadJen – loved your comment about Natalie from Facts of Life
So mad that my DVr failed me on this one. We are actually headed to a national this weekend (not one you will see filmed ) so I will have to try to find it after I get back.
I’ve been reading these recaps forever and I love them! I’m shy so I’ve been lurking the comments for a long time (laughing uproariously the whole time) without posting. In a brave attempt to come out of my shell I ask of you all the following:
Is it just me or does Destiny look a little like Eden Wood meets Mackenzie’s overbite? I’m 5 minutes into the episode and for some reason this little girl immediately reminds me of Eden in the early seasons.
@fancy I read about all that after I saw her arrest story. Must be why they tried suing the network two years ago. Wow, what a hot mess they ended up being. Not too surprised. She should’ve just married the 54 year-old or some other sugar daddy. That’s basically what they were grooming her for anyway.
Some random musings on the season finale, “The Porker Pageant”:
- Emma’s house looks like a nuclear fallout bunker. Sparkle, Duck and Cover!
- Lisa, Destiny’s mom, has hair which looks like hay that was fittingly cut with a scythe.
- The pageant emcee has that “FM radio disc jockey from the sixties” voice. I want him to play “Misty” for me.
- We all know from Dear Crabby’s bio that she heartily dislikes Smokey Smokersons. What does she think of FakeCiggie ShamSmokersons?
@thisbuggs4u I found you a pageant in Seattle. Natural and glitz October 28. This is supposed to be a good one.
http://cacovermiss.com/Prelim_Schedule.html
Re: the cupcakes—nacho cheese doritoes go best with mountain dew. (LOL–I have no idea, but the crumblies on the cupcakes I referred to originally looked nacho cheesey to me).I;m thinking the Ruffles & Coke Cupcake doesn’t sound too bad.
http://dsc.discovery.com/life/cupcakes-made-with-mountain-dew-and-doritos-man-food.html
I loved Big 80s Hair Mom. She cracked me up.
I’ll open the can of worms. I was only partly horrified at the cigarette because I’m a huge Grease fan, and that’s a pivotal moment in the movie. Not every kid can have their very own hypnotizing Shake Shack–LOL. I rented that movie every other weekend for a year, until my father banned it because he was starting to sing along too. My friends and I subjected our parents to “shows” whenever we had sleepovers. When I was a kid, I had no idea just how ‘dirty’ the lyrics really were—when I rented it for the little girls I nannied in college, I was completely horrified. I’m torn–I love, love, love “Grease” but I don’t think I would let my child (if I had one) watch it.
DoucheDad’s website had me cracking up. You’d think that with all that money, he could pay someone to correct all the grammatical errors:
“with his parent’s encouragement”
“Autumn…is arguable a math prodigy”
“Besides for his inherent father skills”
“Boating in the summertime is their most favorable sport.”
Etc.
And then there’s this doozy, packed with errors, including the unintentionally hilarious misuse of the word ‘notoriety’:
“Her awards and notoriety lead to the TLC’s highly watched Toddlers and Tiaras casting crew to take notice.”
@ANTM fan,
Wow DoucheDad is a moron. I am a certified ESL teacher and this horrendous butchering of the English language makes me want to cry. When I watch Toddlers and Tiaras, I often end up screaming at the TV. For example when some pageant mom tells her kid “You done good” after she exits the stage, I will scream: “IT IS, YOU DID WELL, NOT YOU DONE GOOD! LEARN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH YOU MORONIC HILLJACK!”
Can someone maybe @Beth or @Veruca please explain to me what the difference between Overall Most Beautiful, Beauty Supreme and Ultimate Face is? These titles all sound the same
You people have now given me a new lesson idea for my ESL students. I will play a few clips of T&T and ask my students to tell me when they spot a grammatical error. Then I would have them correct the error. Even a fairly low level student should be able to notice the bad English used by some pageant moms.
@ ANTM Fan
I was wondering if anyone else noticed the word “notoriety”.
There were so many laughable things on that page. You can tell by looking at him that he is as slimy as asnail’s belly.
@icegirl (70) I don’t know if you have enough time in your class to analyze an episode unless they go to class 10 hours a day, 6 days a week.
@Chicken Lips, a whole episode would take forever. I would only choose a few clips.
On a side note Jerzee has to be one of the worst names I have ever heard.
@icegirl — it was bad enough hearing it, when i assumed it was spelled jersey, but once i found out that it wasn’t just a stupid name, but it ALSO boasted mega-obnoxious spelling, i think it became my most hated name yet. congratulations, jerzee’s mom!
Penny, I was curious if anyone checked to see if Xavier Roberts signed her butt until you mentioned Garbage Pail Kids.
I am glad others saw the Natalie Green resemblence. Between Facts of Life, 80′s hair mom, cabbage patch/garbage pail kids, and Grease, this episode sums up my childhood.
Since it was all about authenticity, I sure hope that Nat said “tell me about it, stud” before she stepped on her cigarette.
Did anyone else notice the very unfortunately named Jerzee? Made me laugh. Also Oliviana. Poor kids.
@Gwen, Oliviana made me comment on her name while still watching the show in the old recap. I had left the site before I understood Jerzee was NAMED Jerzee and not from Jersey. I wonder if she is named after the state or the sports attire. And yes…I realize in the old cap I said ‘city’ instead of state!
Was jerzee a baby, and blonde? Because I swear we have seen that spelling before in our pageant adventures. Although, hands down, the worst pageant name ever given to a child that I have met (sadly, she cimported natural, so you’ll never see her on t&t) is Eturnitee. No, I am not kidding.
“cimported”= “competes”.
OH EM GEE@PG…are you serious?!!?!?!?!?!?!? Eturnitee!!!!!!!!! BTW, spell check gave me… Furniture
The little girl “Jerzee” wins quite a bit in that age breakdown. Have seen her at a couple of pageants and she is a little cutie!
The hair woman that was accused of screwing up the other girls’ hair was the mother from the Rumble In The Jungle pagent that complained that it was fixed. Right? I’m positive she’s the one that called Mickie fake – I swear thats the same woman!
Eturnitee. Not making that up. My autocorrect dpeanut even bother trying to figure it out– just tells me it’s not a word and calls it good. Lol.
PG, I just reread the comments regarding JenLo and Squidly…man was I defending the hell out of you
@pageant-grandma — wow, okay, eturnitee definitely beats jerzee. wtf?!!!
Oh, Stagemom, thanks for finding that for me!! I had seen that Washington doesn’t really do Glitz Pageants. I wonder if my sister would let me do it! My mom can make her glitz dress. I don’t think baby would let us do her hair though. She is at that age where she does not like things in her hair. That is the only time you will see her throw a fit, oh and when she is tired. She is a very smart girl, she is just not talking yet…
Alright who wants to go with me?? we can take over this pageant with our Snarkle baby t-shirts. I have some extra room in my house, so we can have a party. MR Z will probably stay on the ship if this happens. We can take our Dorito/Mt Dew cupcakes and sell em at the pageants!
@thisbuggs4u — damn it, washington is way too far away … make sure you youtube this snarkle baby business for the rest of us!!!
I would love to join the gang for a Seattle pageant, I’ll sparkle up my fleace and plaid and be ready to go in October!
Heyyyy!!!! It’s Ava’s mom!!!! Yep I have 80′s hair and I own it! Well not really… It owns me! I can’t do a thing with the “fro”! LOL! We had a blast with the t&t crew and 80% of my crazy self talking was off camera… Or so I thought! I am still horrified Ava slapped me!!! She had never done that but she was about 3 hours late for a nap! What all of you do not know is that these people were in my home for 21 hours! Look how many different clothes Ava and I had on! It’s not like they stayed for 30 mins and filmed Ava’s meltdowns. They didn’t show how sweet she is… She came and hugged me after she hit me and I told her I loved her but next time she would get her tail spanked! Yes I apank my children. I wanted to just say thanks to all of you that liked us! To all of you other ones who are talking about me… That’s ok… I don’t mind. We all like to judge ever now and then! Hope all of you have a wonderful night! I’m going to get me some PIZZA!!!!!!!! LOL!
Ava’s mom said that she was worried about people stabbing her in the back, I think that’s ridiculous. The average hinting knife would have difficulty cutting through the back fat on that woman…it’s just not a logical fear. Back boobs are natures kevlar. That’s a well known fact. It’s science.
*hunting. I hate iPhones.
That’s not true. I love iPhones. I’m probably just too pretty to type. I will make my husband take dictation from now on.
@Jessica, you were hilarious!!! You seem like someone who is really fun to hang out with.
@Jessica
@Buggs-Heyyy! You know I would go with you if you weren’t so damn far away!
@Pageant Grandma,
Jerzee was a blonde baby so it probably was the same girl.
Jessica, I thought, you were hysterical! Loved your enthusiasm and energy. Ava was so cute! Glad you’re having fun and being light-hearted about the whole experience.
Wow!!! You guys are still talking about the pageant dad lol!!! Very happy he is still on your minds!!!!
Haters !!! We will see you later and keep you updated on the shirts
@stagemom still stalking and talking crap!!!!
Hahahah!!! I am very happy you have a degree and know how to use proper English ! As for the dad he does not work on the web pages himself, he has employees that work on the websites! Appreciate all of your concerns abut the douche dad …your negative comments just make this family popular. Negative Publicity is better than nothing at all!! Sells more !!!! Hey of you would like to purchase douche dad’s shirts he has a website being worked on at the moment …Keep a look out !!!! @crabby love to send you a shirt that says douche dad just for you
@Buggy, I wish I could get out there for the pageant!! What fun! Could we rent/borrow/steal a kid to haul along? Find one who is certifiably ill-behaved– any Wal-Mart would do and look for the mother who is so worn down that the kid is throwing produce uncorrected.
I’ll do the hair and make-up. Fran-so-lonely would be proud!
Is there a convenience store nearby?
@pageant mom — he actually pays someone to make that sorry excuse for a website? how embarrassing. maybe if it were being made by a middle school student in 1996, otherwise … i’d want someone to pay ME for having that published in my name.
@pageantmom, our concerns aren’t about douche dad, but his daughter and the women who defend him. Have you considered counseling? Because it sounds like you have some low self-esteem if you find what he does acceptable. Is he putting you up to defending him on this site? Because that kind of seems like what a douche would do….seems like a lot of women are coming to his rescue on this site. Stripper employees or the single moms he made? Probably both, makin’ it rain babies all over Vegas. Nice.
Dammit! SPARKLE BABY!
Update on Maddy (the girl with the Dolly Parton outfit). Dad is trying to get custody of her, claiming the pageants are psychologically damaging:
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/08/toddlers_tiaras_custody_battle_should_maddy_verst_s_pageant_mom_be_punished_.html
GO CRABBY!
Repulses me to hear my friends say how it’s so cute how their toddlers stuff their faces at every meal….yeah it’s so cute how they are allowing their children to become fat cows while they laugh about it.
It’s true how pacifier kids and thumb sucking kids have the exact same strangely shaped mouth and teeth…just like our lovely Ni Ni. Destiny had an identical bite to Mackenzie..
@Jessica so you do read here!
Hope you enjoyed your pizza. LOL. Keep being your crazy self because you were fun to watch. You seem to be enjoying life and that is what’s most important. Good luck to you and your cutie Ava.
@pageantmom, you know who else is popular? Jerry Sandusky, and we all know how well people think of him, don’t we? There is a difference between fame and notoriety, one is pretty good, and the other is as hard to get rid of as the scorching case of herpes ‘douche dad’ gave you. Words are funny like that.
Did anyone else think douche’s daughter has an annoyingly high pitched voice? It seemed unbearably nasal to me…I gave her a pass because I felt bad, but reviewing the episode made my ears bleed. I could take the tone for a while, I could stand the weird fist pump, but I couldn’t stand both. No matter how ‘famous’ the family may be, they are still painfully awkward to watch…probably as painful as when pageantmom tries to pee.
*I don’t know you (pageantmom) obviously, but you seem like the worst kind of twat. Like a seething infected dumpster of human parts. Good luck with that, and trying to find a gynecologist who doesn’t vomit in terror whenever you’re near.
Snow, There is a 24 hour walmart just down the street from us, and on the way is a Chevron!!
Yeah, I can totes get a baby, and we wouldn’t have to “steal” her, I can just tell my sister that I would watch Natalie for the weekend!! I am sure my mom can make a Glitz dress in no time…It is just that Natalie does not like anything in her hair! She can shake it with the best of them
She does start to get cranky when it is nap time, but she would do anything for some goldfish crackers. She is a ham, she knows exactly what the camera is. It’s not like she had to learn a routine, we can just walk to the X she can shake her little bootie and smile…