Toddlers & Tiaras Minicap

Toddlers and Tiaras

By DearCrabby | Thursday, December 20, 2012 | 7:06 am | 57 Comments
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Snausages!

Thank you Santa for this fantastic episode of Toddlers & Tiaras.  We head back to pageant land in South Carolina for the “Carolina Queens Pageant,” and lots of vicious competition.

First up is the hilarious kid of the episode and her very subdued mother.  Little Mackenzie has a teeny bit of an ego and a mouth  to go with it, but overall I found this kid completely hysterical.  First of all, she sings like Phoebe on Friends and I can tell you that her song about how much she loves Crayons better be on iTunes soon, because who doesn’t love Crayons?  Second of all, this kid is like a mini Ellen Pompeo on a good day – just really pretty.  Mom is normal, practices with Mackenzie and gives me basically nothing to talk about she’s just that nice.

Next up is the egomaniacal brat of the episode, and the girl she coaches, Faithlyn.  NOT Faith-Lyn, FAITHLYN all one word, dammit!  Coach Nikki is a nasal-toned, Lurch-faced, ignorant, illiterate, know-it-all, foul-mouthed cooch monkey who could use a little humility.  I hated her from minute one.  She carries around a dog like a purse, snots off about the other kids and is basically someone you wouldn’t want to be around for long (head’s up men of South Carolina, no amount of beer is going to make this look or sound good).  Faithlyn’s parents are nowhere to be found although I’m hoping after this episode that they give Coach Cooch her walking papers because she really is a terrible influence on her daughter.  Also, I find it creepy when adults get that involved with kids who aren’t their own.  Just have a brood of your own you can ruin already!

And finally is the turning from natural pageants to glitz, the 600 pound, 3-year old Selena or as she’ll be known here, Snausage. Snausage is cute but holy shit is that kid a fatty-fat-fat-fat and I’m shocked that her pediatrician hasn’t called DCFS on this family.  All they do is shove sugar down this kid’s gullet!  Sugar, sugar and more sugar!  Her mother says Snausage’s weight is not an issue, mostly because her mother is Cleo Patrick, Queen of Denial.  That kid could seriously send a pony to the chiropractor for life if she ever rode one.  The only upside is that the family is actually pretty nice and the dad is super-proud.  Hope he’s just as proud of her when she had to check her blood sugar 10 times a day to make sure she doesn’t DIE.

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A Food Network host wannabe and travel fanatic (only three more continents to go!) , Dear Crabby lived in Chicago for over 10 years before returning to her native Ohio. She loves black martinis, blue cheese burgers, and The Daily Show. A two-time Chicago marathon finisher, she heartily dislikes Smokey Smokersons, slow drivers in the passing lane, and noisy children, especially when they ruin a fine dining experience or a trip to Target. A nouveau spinster, Dear Crabby spends her free time with her Cocker Spaniels and often goes by the pseudonym “Mrs. Clooney.”

57 Comments

  1. 1
    Gracie Lou Freebush
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Did Faithlyn’s parents abandon her in the jungle like Mowgli to be found and raised by Nikki?

    And dear Nikki, I was so amazed by your klassy personality coupled with your permenantly surprised eyebrows that I totally pissed myself!

  2. 2
    Frizzypop
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 7:45 am

    Can you believe the dad of Snausage? “Here you go. Eat this for luck.” Are you kidding me?? I’m with you Crabby, time to invest in an insulin pump, Type 1 diabetes in most definitely in her future!

  3. 3
    ellemenop
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 7:54 am

    I think the problem here is that there are too many pageant moms who are 23 and already have three or four children, whom they apparently started birthing while they were still high school-aged. now, I’m not saying every 23-year-old is ill-equipped to have three children, but, let’s face it — the average 23-year-old isn’t mature enough to not get too drunk on a weeknight and call out of work the next day, let alone raise three or four brats.

    Selena is cute in a cabbage patch kid way, but, damn … that’s a 3-year-old with more cleavage than me when she leans over, and I imagine diabetes isn’t cheap.
    does faithlynn have a mother? I hope so, because that Nikki bitch is going to get a beat-down from a pageant mom soon, I’m sure. what an unpleasant wench. and she’s creating a monster who isn’t even legally hers!

  4. 4
    talk it then
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 8:11 am

    Faith Lynn’s coach.. I wanted to literally smack the hell out of her. I see why this kid acts like she does.. totally agree,, she is ruining this kid. Your right… where are the parents? Why in the world would you not be a part of this and let this rude obnoxious kid take care of your kid and let her follow in a nit wit’s foot steps. OH ME,, what is this world coming to??
    The fat kid.. she is cute.. but WAAAYY overweight. Her mother is an idiot. She dont think the weight is a problem,,,, she better or she will find her dead if she dont. Its like they feed her to keep her out of their way.. pretty pathetic!
    Not my favorate T&T but always ready for the full recap!

  5. 5
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 8:12 am

    alrighty then, looks like I am going to watch this gem here soon! Maybe with a Cheer Perfection chaser…

  6. 6
    J-Nut
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 8:30 am

    Great minds think alike, Dear Crabby! I was struck by how much Mackenzie looked like a young Ellen Pompeo.

  7. 7
    ellemenop
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 8:32 am

    btw, does anyone know if cheer perfection will be recapped? bonus points if DC is doing it. :D

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 8:33 am

    Ok, Nikki, wow, just wow! And I am still watching the episode.

    I know that when I have a child in my presence, My trucker mouth is no where to be found! This bitch is teaching Faithlyn all the wrong things! You make fun of the moms with Faithlyn and call them fat? WTF! Faithlyn is going to be a total bully, if she isn’t already one!! Gawd I want to smack Nikki! oh and really, if you want her to look like you think she should, don’t hire a makeup artist do it your self and quit your bitching! Yeah I am sure she woke up and said she was “ready to get this shit done” eff you!

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    Pat Ledoux
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 9:43 am

    Ha ha Crabby I was laying in bed last night watching this saying to myself, \Man, that kid looks like a sausage with legs.\ We think alike oh wise one! When Selena came on satge as Beyonce… Good Lord, those legs were like 2 tree trunks. I was shocked to see the crap going down her throat. They’d be better off training her as a Sumo wrestler. That coach, douchebag, what was her name? I thought when she saw the other I dream of Jeannie seh would take the little bitch down..

  10. 10
    Frizzypop
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    I bet that the blonde lady sitting with potty mouth coach was the little girls mom. They resemble each other. She just may be the smartest mom yet on T&T, she let the coach look like an idiot while keeping her anonymity. Well played Faithlyn’s mom, well played!

  11. 11
    icegirl
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Nikki was a raging bitch. My hatred for her is up there with my hatred for Jamie Sterling! What a nasty twat.

  12. 12
    ClaireOKE
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Nikki is a horrible person, but it seemed like a lot of her bitchiness was played up for the camera. I just couldn’t get into hating her as much as Squidmom, Ali, or Jamie Sterling who seemed completely oblivious to the fact that they are horrible people.

  13. 13
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    What’s worse being oblivious to awful person you are or someone aware of their awfulness, and playing it up ? If she was playing it up she obviously thought it was worth looking like a horrible person for attention.

  14. 14
    ellemenop
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    she was kinda like Tricia (samijo grace miss United States blah blah mom) in training. I bet she’s looking to make her own calendar, too.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Lol @ellemenop…next time we see her, she will have on a hooters uniform telling us she is now the bread winner of that family…

    any bets on how long it will take Nikki to find us? Winner gets a box of little debbie snack cakes, their choice and some sparkletastic eyeliner color of their choice!

    Lastnight I heard 1 pretty feet, and 2 sparkle baby.

  16. 16
    georgiababe
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    I have never met any female named Nikki (or spelled Nicky) that wasn’t a horrible person. I kid you not. It’s a cursed name.

  17. 17
    rollingeyes
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    There were so many things in this episode…it really should have been the season opener, since last week’s was such a snoozefest.

    Methinks there is something going on with the Nikki/Faithlynn situation there – not sure what it is, but that’s not a healthy relationship. What a horrible influence she is on that little girl. One day Faithlynn is going to say the wrong thing to someone and get those little rabbit teeth of hers knocked out, and it will be Nikki’s fault for creating such a monster (well, and the mom’s for letting her have such an influence on Faithlynn). There was nothing even remotely redeeming about Nikki. She was unattractive, bitter, foul-mouthed, had a bad attitude, and seemed to be at the low end of the IQ scale based on the way she spoke. Why would anyone want such a person around her child?

    Poor Selena. HOW could that mother say that her weight is not an issue? The poor thing waddles, she’s so big. And what’s with not being allowed to go outside for some fresh air? No wonder the kid looks like the Pillsbury dough boy (girl) if all she is allowed to do is sit in the house, eat, and watch her 32 inch t.v. Ridiculous!

    I liked that MacKenzie was a good sport and mentioned that it was “other girl’s turn”. She was a bit over the top but I got the feeling that she was playing up for the cameras and was not too bad of a kid on a daily basis. Now, was it just me, or did her “classmates” seem staged? It looked like a hodgepodge of girls of different ages that were in that class – I wondered if it was a Sunday school class rather than her day school.

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    crabbyfan
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    I was at a pageant a few months ago, and I’m pretty sure I saw this Nikki girl at a pageant get in a fight with a mom that was being followed on the show. Hopefully she got that mouth smacked!

  19. 19
    Clair Clair
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Dang, forgot this was on. My bottle of wine and I can’t wait to watch it tonight!

    Georgiababe – I agree! I only know one Nikki and she’s a mean sucker – AND she’s only a kid.

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    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    So, one thing immediately popped into my mind when I first saw “Snausage” and I know I’m going to hell for this – but how does a three year old already have a mustache? Does a diet of nothing but sugar, butter and bacon promote early hair growth?

    And I loved the beginning when that Nikki called someone trash – I love when Trash calls others trash.

    Can’t wait for the fullcap!

  21. 21
    Audrey
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    @Frizzypop As a girl who has type 1 diabetes, I feel the need to say that type 1 is not what Selena will have. Type 1 is genetic, and is in no way the fault of the person who gets it. Type 2 is what she’ll have, because that is from being overweight and unhealthy. And trust me, if she continues to eat like this, she will have a one-way ticket to the endocrinologist.

    I just wanted to smack Nikki. What a klass-A bitch!! I fear for Faithlyn’s future if she continues to be coached by this lady.

    I loved Mackenzie and her mom. They seemed like pretty genuine people.

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    Tapnfeet99
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    Mackenzie was adorable. Gorgeous eyes and lots of confidence, but mainly in a good way. However, why was she the only white girl in her completely African American class of only girls and no boys? It totally looked staged.

    Anyone else think Faith-lyn looked like she was crying when she \smiled\? Didn’t think she was very good at all onstage. And true, every Nikki/Nicky/Nicki I have known has been a total sleazeball bitch just like her coach. There is something psychologically wrong with that relationship, but I can’t quite place it.

    If DCFS watches this show, please God get that little snausage away from her parents immediately. She won’t get type I….she will be the World’s youngest kid to get Type II diabetes. I would be very surprised if she didn’t have it now and her parents are ignoring all the symptoms. I wanted to knock those tootsie rolls out of her little piggy hands and scream at her parents. She has more cellulite than 100 chunky women put together. It is CRUEL to do that to a child who doesn’t know any better. It is called parenting!!! Ugh sorry, will get off my soap box now.

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    rollingeyes
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    @chickenlips…I thought the same thing, but figured I’d be damned to hell for saying it! Maybe you and I can catch the one way train together!

    @Tapnfeet – you are absolutely right. I did notice that all the other classmates were girls; I thought that perhaps they had a special after-school class or lunchtime session that Mackenzie ran. However, I did find it odd that she was the only Caucasian child in the class. I’m from Canada though, so I thought that perhaps it was representative of her part of S. Carolina.

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    Frizzypop
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    @Audrey I stand corrected. I’ve always heard type 1 was aka juvenile diabetes. Sorry for the mistake.

  25. 25
    crockpot
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Didn’t Faith-lyn say something about her coach being a mentor/mother figure in her life?

    Don’t think there is a mother in the household & Nikki is either giving it to the dad in Fifty Shades of Gray style or blackmailing him. Poor kid.

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    BedHeadJen
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    Selena could single-handedly revive the talk show career of one Maury Povich.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Frizzy, yes Type 1 diabetes is also known a Juvenile diabetes, because that is when it is usually discovered. A family friend of mine, their son was Diagnosed last year. He was taken to the ER by grandma while his parents were on Vacation. He spent about a week in the hospital. It came as a total shock to everyone in the family. Every once in a while his mom and grandma post short videos of him on FB, which are actually really cute and very informative. He is a remarkable boy! They say it is easier for children with type 1 because they will actually make that life change, they will follow the “rules” so to speak…I can hardly remember to take my prilosec on time. I usually wait until the last minute or after my heartburn is so bad….

    But yes, I do agree that she is going to be the youngest person with type 2. My 1 yr old niece does not like sweets! she’d rather eat fruit or crackers then cookies and cake…which is saying a lot for a toddler who is having a birthday in a few weeks

  28. 28
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    Can’t wait for the fullcap. In fact, I can’t wait to see the full epi since at half past the hour Hubbycat came into the bedroom to find me sound asleep with T&T blazing, channel clicker clutched in my hands.

    @buggy, wish I could take you up on your bet, but I’m waiting to see how fast that little bisch signs on to ream us out too.

    If she can write.

  29. 29
    Audrey
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    @Frizzypop It’s fine! Juvenile diabetes and type 1 are the same, our pancreas cant produce insulin because the cells dont work. but many children are getting type 2, formally known as adult onset, nowadays because of bad eating habits and obesity. Some of us type 1 diabetics get frustrated with people thinking its our fault for getting diabetes when it’s not. =P

    @Tapnfeet99 I also thought Faithlyn looked like she was crying when she smiled. Or like, in pain. Just very strange looking when she smiled fakely.

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    nelliebelle1197
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    Why does every episode have a kid named MacKenzie/whatever horrific bastardized spelling it may be this week?

    Am watching the episode now. That Nikki is creepy and her relationship with Faithlyn (dear goddess) is even creepier.

    And poor Snausage. SHE IS THREE. I am pretty sure she is significantly larger than I am. That’s child abuse.

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    nelliebelle1197
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    Oh, and @ chickenlips re: moustache

    Honestly? I bet it is from low-quality, hormone-ridden meats and Mansanto vegetables.

    And I am looking at Snausage right now. The hair is there, baby.

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    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    @rollingeyes – I get the window seat!

    I forgot to mention that I liked Mackenzie’s and her mom’s attitude about “it’s just another girl’s turn”. It seemed genuine and is definitely a healthy attitude to teach a kid (*cough* take note Nikki *cough*). And if they were just blowing smoke up my skirt, then they are both pretty fantastic actresses. The class thing might have been staged but the message was real – just like every after school special ever made.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    I swear the MC said Selena’s favorite food was bacon…

    As for Faithlyn’s smile. I think it was weird because that is how they all smile when their flippers are in. PS Nikki, if you are so pissed that she keeps getting the same title in every pageant, why don’t you change it up a bit…No booty poppin, no booty shorts!! Faithlyn even stated she knows Nikki can get crazy mean sometimes…

    I thought it was cute when Mackenzie said it was “time for another girl to win”. There are many girls, and moms on this show that could learn a thing or two for Mac and her mom.

    Was it just me, or did the girl standing next to Faithlyn during crowning look like her twin?? I thought they could have been…

    Man I need to watch out, I am going to have nothing left to say once the recap is up!

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    georgiababe
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Agree on Faithlyn’s weird smile. Is she doing something weird with her forehead maybe? Because it looked totally fake and she looked like she was in pain.

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    Faye
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    @thisbuggs4u – so glad I’m not blind. I thought maybe the other girl won because she and the rest of the people at the pageant agreed they would use the money to put a hit on Nikki. They looked just alike!!!!
    I cant believe Snausages mother said she didn’t think her daughter was fat. Heavy breathing and elbow cleavage is the universal symbol of the obese. Its like seeing a short sleeved collared shirt with a man on a horse ~ you just assume its Ralph Lauren. I guarantee you Snausages has a long Tv career ahead of her. Discovery health need people like her to show from behind or be the blurry face of the fat ass stuffing their face with chili cheese fries at an outdoor hamburger joint for their reports on the state of fat America

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    Tapnfeet99
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Thisbuggs4u, she didn’t have her flipper in b/c it didn’t fit correctly, causing bitch Nikki to get even bitchier. So that wasn’t a flipper smile.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Tapnfeet99-yes I know she didn’t wear it. I remember that. I was just assuming that her weird smile has to do with the fact that she usually has a flipper in, and that is the “pageant smile” I don’t know. She look weird to me….

    Oh and can I say that I loved Mackenzie’s Outfit of Choice routine…

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    whatwhat
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    I kind of expected Snausage’s iconic figure to be a Katamari ball. I was terribly disappointed by the absence of collected clutter.

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    rollingeyes
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 4:02 am

    O.K. guys, the plot thickens…someone one another forum I read said that they found Nikki’s facebook page and that Faithlynn is her kid. Not sure if this is accurate intel or not but I’ll keep you posted!

  40. 40
    Pikey578
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 5:38 am

    That whatwhat, now I can’t get that damn katamari song out of my head!

  41. 41
    Pikey578
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 5:39 am

    Opps, that ‘That’ should be ‘Thanks’ – fingers are frozen, obviously!

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    ellemenop
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 7:20 am

    if faithlynn is nikki’s kid, nikki had her at, what, 14? i guess that somewhat gives her a pass on the horrible name.

    however, if she is her mother, the poor child TRULY has no chance.

  43. 43
    wireless
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 9:35 am

    Ugh, Faithlyn and especially her coach were just horrible. I couldn’t care less if they’re related or what, and I hope they never have them on the show again. Selena just made me sad. To me Mackenzie was the highlight of the episode. She was just adorable, kind of weird but not in a bad way, and still looked beautiful even with the makeup on, she and her mom had good attitude and weren’t insane. It was refreshing. You don’t have to be a brat with crazy parents to stand out.

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    icegirl
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 9:42 am

    I just found Faithlyn’s facebook and Nikki is not her mother….

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    Wendy
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

    I have enjoyed these recaps, postings, and comments for years, but please be careful about giving/receiving medical information. I am terribly sorry to hear about Audrey’s Type 1 diabetes – that is a lot for a child (or anyone) to handle. But while you are correct that Type 1 diabetes is genetic in terms of who gets it, there is still a lot that is unknown about why Type 2 diabetes runs in families (also genetically-based) who are NOT overweight (BMI less than 28) or unhealthy (exercise vigorously on a regular basis). It isn’t fair that they should be blamed, any more than anyone who gets a genetic disease should.

    Type 1 and Type 2 refer to how the pancreas is working (or not), regardless of age of onset.

    I also know plenty of morbidly obese people (BMI over 40) who have not one sign of diabetes.

    Regardless, I was shocked to see how little Selena’s parents are allowing her to eat/not exercise.

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    rollingeyes
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Thanks, icegirl…I hadn’t had time to check today but I thought it sounded a bit off.

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    kinickimac
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Hey, I’m a Nicki and I am a pushover and the complete opposite of a bitch! I defy the name :-P

    I did want to comment about Faithlyn’s wonky eye… just made worse with the way Nikki forced the makeup to be put on. Anyone else pick that up?

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    flalady
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 6:08 pm

    I wouldn’t let Nikki within 10 feet of my child! Nikki, people can lose weight. Ugliness is much harder to lose. The way you spoke? You are one klassy beyotch!

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    ellemenop
    Posted December 21, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    @wendy. I’m sorry but I do think that bad eating habits play some role. I have been diagnosed as chronically anorexic (type 2 — binge/purge type, but under 17.5 — usually between 15 and 16 — BMI for most of my adult life, with my highest BMI being 19 during pregnancy). not one person in my entire family — and I’m talking about 100 people between biological aunts and uncles and first cousins — has any form of diabetes, yet I am pre-diabetic, have chronic blacked-out vision, hypoglycemic attacks, and am constantly absurdly thirsty and always needing the potty (basically, I think my blood sugar needs to be tested again for diabetes). I have been on treatment throughout the years with other women who have no family history of diabetes and have full-blown diabetes themselves. so while I’m on the opposite side of the spectrum as Selena, I DO think that your eating habits and food choices can absolutely affect the onset of diabetes, and I don’t think that girl’s parents are doing a damn thing to prevent the possibility (if anything, they’re helping it along). is diabetes more likely if it runs in your family? sure. but terrible eating habits will trump a healthy family history, not just for diabetes but pretty much for anything else, and I’ve learned that the hard way (and witnessed it in other people more times than I would want to).

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    rollingeyes
    Posted December 22, 2012 at 5:59 am

    Here is a reply from Selena’s mom that she posted on another forum. Maybe what she is saying is true, but even if it is, the fact that she is feeding her obese daughter candy by the handful makes me question anything she says.

    First of all 80% is scripted and secondly the show left out that it was 100 plus degrees outside and the fact that I do let her go out when it cools down. This was June in the south and actually there was a warning about playing . In fact her brothers had only been out for five minutes while they filmed. So if anything during certain months it is the safest thing to keep her in until after 6 when it cools and yes even with sunscreen she has burned leaving blothches and irritation. So there are so many factor in all episodes that are edited out and changed around even instructed to the child to say. Knowing this we will never film again with this show. The entire play gym outside actually belongs to her and gets plenty of use!

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    Princesa
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    So I found Faithlyn’s FB (her name is Faithlyn Platte but she doesn’t accept friend requests) and she does have a mother (because of the strange relationship between Faithlyn and Nikki plus the fact that she referred to Nikki as a \big sister/mother\ I thought maybe she didn’t). It’s a blond woman named Daria but she lives in VA Beach according to her profile so I’m thinking that her father is raising her alone. Haven’t rewatched to see if she is the one talking to Nikki during the pageant but my bet is yes. I find it very interesting that she wasn’t featured during the show at all. Also, judging from her photos she’s no looker and even looks like she could be a bit on the heavy side so how ironic would THAT be? I tried to find Nikki’s profile but it seems she and Faithlyn aren’t Facebook friends…

    Anyways, unlike everyone else, I didn’t find Nikki ugly at all but her personality was bitchy. I wasn’t so appalled at her being critical of Faithlyn (I mean she is trying to prep her for a competition) but just the way she was so rude to everyone and the fact that Faithlyn obviously looks to her as a role model was disturbing. I kept saying throughout the show \Where are her parents?! What is their relationship to one another?!\ She was given free reign of the home for some reason and even admitted to paying for some of the pageant services which just seemed so strange. The scene at the beginning where she cursed like 3 times in one sentence including one clear \f—\ word was just ridiculous.

    As to her actually performance, she was very good during beauty. Besides the fact that she definitely has a bit of a wonky eyes her hands and feet looked perfect and she added a bit of sass to her walk. Her I Dream of Jeannie was okay but her face wasn’t visible during some of her facial modeling because her hair was in the way. That’s something they could have worked on. Overall she did great though. I wouldn’t have pegged her as Beauty Supreme but hey, I’m not the one judging the pageant.

    Selena was very cute and performed very well for her age group but her mom saying \weight doesn’t matter\ is what’s wrong with our nation. The reason why we’re all dying from obesity is because we’re not taught at a young age to make healthy food choices. At this age it may not seem like a big deal but when she gets older and is being criticized she will wish her mom had said no to all the treats. Still I loved her personality and her relationship with her dad was too precious. He really roots for her which is always great to see.

    As for Mackenzie, she was a cutie pie and had such a great personality. Her mom was the perfect amount of discipline and easygoing. The classroom stage was unbelievably staged but still showcased how confident and helpful Mackenzie is. I think she has a future in something performance related even if it’s not pageants. And she lost very graciously but still you could see that she wanted that win. That’s important if she wants to progress because if she keeps being satisfied with age division titles she won’t push herself for those higher titles. I have high hopes for her.

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    Merry Christmas
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Yeah um Faithlyn’s mom was not the chick sitting next to Nikki…Faithlyn’s mom was not present.

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    rebecca pressley
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Maybe Nikki can make enough money to get those horse teeth ground down. I think the daycare thing with Mac was staged, no one in their right mind would let a white kid go to school, daycare, etc with all blacks.

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    CallsItAsISeeIt
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    I still say Nikki is a transvestite.

    I wish I could post photos, but go back to Crabby’s recap and check out \Faith/Lyn\, Faathe – Lyynne\, \Phaithelinne\’s photographs; that pageant money should be spent on medically discovering why the left side of that poor child’s face droops like she has had a stroke, or Bell’s Palsy, than on sub-par dresses and sub-par human (and I use the term VERY loosely), \coaches\. Makes total sense when a previous poster stated that \Most Beautiful\ titles are bought. Hard to be \Most Beautiful\ naturally when half your face has slid into your lap like a Dali painting.

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    tkt
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    cooch nikki is one gross looking horse!!! also it doubly creeps me out how she stares with those big eyes at faithlyn is anyone else just as worried that you thought of calling a child service # asap? i mean “who dresses you” i hope she doesn’t mean literally because that is just crossing the line, which if we recap she did about every time the camera was rolling on her ugly horse face. you know what my fingers just finished dialing because as i write this i’ve become extremely concerned for the well being of faithlyn and any other little child that has to have their life ruined by coochy ugly horse face nikki.

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    Hater of Coach Nikki Hater of Nikki
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    McKenzie is adorable, Selena is cute but WAY overweight, Faithlynn should be spanked, and Nikki should be barred from ANY contact with children. Coaching a child also means you mentor. Teaching a child to be nasty and vindictive is NOT in the child’s best interest. Saw on another recap that Nikki threatened to contact her lawyer for a defamation suit. You put yourself on a reality show and don’t like what people say about you when you act like an ass? Tough shit! Trash talking trash…again. CPS should be called on Faithlynn’s parents for allowing Nikki near their child. She stated that she was shown in a bad light because of editing from the show. Fact remains, the trash talk came out of your mouth in the first place. I really hope that after all of the bad publicity against her that she will lose her job at coaching so no other child has to endure it. She apparently has a new protege. Lord help that child!

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    Jelise
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    I actually just looked up Selena the fat pagaent girl, because I wanted to see if anyone else blogged on this, apparently so. I am watching this episode right now. Just amazed how much Selena looks like a female sumo wrestler, She has great hair, but she’s gonna be an obese adult, so frankly the beauty pageants are a waste or her college fund, this girl needs to worry more about being smart , because her looks will not be getting her by in life. And where is Faithlyn’s parents? No mention whatsoever ? What do they do, send her off with a handler like dog show people do? And gotta say, some of these dads are closets gays, most definetly.

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