Toddlers & Tiaras MiniCap

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   Alison Zimmerman
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 12:59 pm

   I actually laughted out loud when Olivia called her mom a fool! In now way is that shit cute! If Olivia were my child, she would have gotten a serious toung lashing, her mouth washed out with soap, and a few other things! You have major problems with your 3 year old tells you that she doesn’t like you!!

   I know I shouldn’t say this, but, I was laughing my ass off when Peyton was in her little red wagon! I guess now a days, you should put a helmet on your kids no matter what they are doing! Who would have guessed you can go off roading in a Little Red Wagon. And is it considered white trash if you take your kid to the local autobody to get a spary tan??
   Oh, and Hailey’s pagent dad is totally in the closet!!

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   Fan-Ann
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 1:39 pm

   If pageants want respect, how about adding a huge crown for congeniality and manners? It might infuse a different tone, and children like Olivia, McKenzie, Cassidy (and their parents) might learn a lesson about values. Come on Anita and Betty!

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   Darkebe
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 1:57 pm

   Olivia’s mom is a real piece of work. Her comment – “popular kids aren’t ugly” was bad enough. But the topper was how inconvenient she found local pageants because of the sympathy vote for all those kids with cancer etc. OMFG

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   Fan-Ann
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 2:10 pm

   @Darkebe, I forgot about Olivia’s mom’s resentment of cancer patients etc. What a hag! No wonder her daughter is such a brat.

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   sillywabbit
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 2:44 pm

   I know Peyton and her mom and they are so sweet! I had to laugh at the wagon incident. That is Peyton, she is a firecracker and loves to run but her little feet get the best of her. Olivia’s mom was horrible. I think I know who she is talking about with the whole cancer patient comment. There is a local girl here that competes and she has some health problems. Her mom just wants her to be like any normal girl and get to do what she wants. So she lets her compete and sometimes she does win. Mom’s like Olivias mom can’t understand compassion and the fact that even though the girl has health problems does not mean she cannot compete. I am pretty sure I have seen Olivias mom around at pageants here and that she was the one with the super bratty kid running around the ballroom that everyone wanted to smack. And the comment about how her acting like that was cute? Yeah say that in 10 years when she is knocking the crap out of you because you told her she was grounded. I loved Hailey and her parents and she was what a true pageant girl should be. Beautiful, graceful, and a nice person. I loved that she cried when she won and told the judges thank you. Most pageant girls expect the title and just try to rub it in your face they won. Or their mom does. She and her parents were very gracious about it and were awesome. Some of the newer pageant moms should take a lesson from them.

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   Tracy Lund
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm

   i hate it when there are likeable people on this stupid show! at first, i didnt want to like Haley, mainly because i was jealous of her giant house, her gay dad and her lavender dress. However, she and her parents were just lovely. and she was absolutely stunning in her lavender dress.

   Olivia on the other hand…not so much. What a little asshole. I blame her crazy-eyed mother completely.

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   Celchi
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 7:07 pm

   I would like a new show called TODDLER AND TIARA SMACKDOWN. Take Olivia from this show and pit her against Breanna ( the kid with the grandparents who adopted her. And put them in a room with one piece of candy. NOW, that would be the show to watch. And these kids are all walking around with the same 50′s updo- nothing original . the same twisting fingers in fake dimples and blowing kisses. where is the great personalities they are seeing??
   you know what I don’t understand is the judges heard this monster off stage disrupting everything yet they act like these kids are so terrific. I guess the registration fees must be pretty high to put up with this nonsense.
   And I also wonder, if these parents, like Olivia’s and Sammi-Jo. and Breanna, if they know they are on tv watching this train wreck of bad parenting. Do they not think for a moment they are NOT endearing their children to us but make us REALLY, and INTENSELY dislike them?
   I am glad the little rich girl won. She was polite, had good manners, said thank you to the judges. SEE good girls can win.
   Really TLC think about Toddler and Tiara Smackdown.

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   Angelamh66
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 7:25 pm

   Hailey did seem like a truly sweet girl and just a beautiful child. Her father might be living a lie though. Or not. Her mother might be completely aware of the arrangement she has. What the hell she has a pool and he serves them drinks. As for the devil child, yeah mom, she is a direct reflection on you and she is horrible. Future mean girl for sure. And Peyton was hilarious. Red wagon over the ravine, running into the table, wiping out on stage. Poor little thing just doesn’t have it all together in the motor skills department yet.

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   Alice
   Posted July 21, 2011 at 9:43 pm

   Olivia gave us our money’s worth this week. She was HORRIBLE. And her incredibly stupid mother sounded like she was one pack of Marlboros behind Betty, except we worship Betty. (If someone would produce t-shirts with Betty on them…maybe in her cowgirl hat…I would be all over them.)

   Happily, we heard several references to the “Total Package,” which has been glaringly absent lately. “Bring it!” and “Bringing it” were not being used correctly, since they didn’t add “girl.” The proper way to say it is, “Bring it, Girrrrl!” This is important because it really messes up our T&T Bingo cards…we never know if we should give full credit if the “girrrrl” is missing.

   We heart you, Crabby. Thanks for throwing us a bone in the form of a mini cap!

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    rubinia
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 7:47 am

    I think just putting your child in pageants is pretty white trash.

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    truthsquad
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 8:07 am

    God help me…I know I’m warped and watching these show has either made me this way, or made me much worse…but the sight of little Peyton going over the edge of the ravine in her “little red wagon” made me laugh so hard I nearly wet myself. I mean I don’t want any child hurt but it was just such a ridiculous sight…her gripping the side of the wagon, little curls bouncing, slow (in every sense of the word) Mom running after her, knowing that the unavoidable was about to happen…classic comedy!

    And where was this pageant held? In a school gymnasium? And the “judges” consisted of the town gay and his grammy? Truly tacky..

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 8:27 am

    I don’t blame Olivia’s mom. I resent cancer patients, too. What a bummer at parties: “Oh, look at me! I’m dying! Oh, chemotherapy is SUCH a drag. Ever plan your own funeral? Here’s some advice: Die suddenly, and stick your kids with all the planning and expenses!”

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    rubinia
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 9:41 am

    Truthsquad–”And the “judges” consisted of the town gay and his grammy?”

    LMAO!!

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 10:45 am

    LMAO @truthsquad!! I know what you mean, I am so not for a child getting hurt, at all, even if they are playing in the backyard. But God help me, that was funny! My hubby even laughed while we were watching that. You know Peyton was having fun, cause she was laughing and had a big smile on her face. I mean, its not like sister ment to drop the handle and have Peyton go flying down the hill and into the trees. Mom looked more scared then anything! My hubby also said that if Olivia was our child he would proabably have smacked her by the time she started screaming at me ” don’t talk to me”, or maybe when she called her a “fool”. Again, I don’t hit people, let alone children. But for petes sake, do you really think a time out is going to stop Olivia from being that total Brat that she is?

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Alison, I’m worried you’ll sprain something by being so PC.

    The Internet (and, what, 350 years of America’s Funniest Home Videos?) have proven that kids getting hurt IS funny. And some people and children need a smack across the kisser. It’s okay. Really.

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    LMAO@notwithoutmytv
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 11:14 am

    those narcissistic cancer patients! Ouch, my sides.

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Yes, NWMTV, I know, but there are some people on here, that can be CRAZY at times with some of the stuff that I/we say. I figure as long as Peyton was having fun, and she didn’t get hurt, all is good.

    How much you wanna bet that after Olivia went to the playground her mom smacked her a good one?! Eh, she probably waited until they got home so no one would see her, and it wouldn’t be on camera.

    Last week, didn’t one of the girls start having a meltdown, and mom said do you do this here, we are on national tv?

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    sarcasatire
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 11:37 am

    What’s wrong with a 3 year old saying they don’t like their mom?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8aprCNnecU

    I find such honesty refreshing.

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    um, that is.. hmm not sure what that video is! That kid wasn’t up in his mom’s face saying ” stop talking to me, I don’t like you, or you need a time out”, then screaming at you at the top of her lungs. To me that kid in the video was saying “mommy I like you more when you give me cookies” there is a difference there.

    I was honestly waiting for Olivia to say, “stop talking to me you stupid bitch!” she even yelled at a lady, because she helped her mom get dirt off her pants, Olivia’s reaction, “Don’t you touch my mom!” When Olivia gets older, she will cut a bitch if you look at her wrong!

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    Kimmi Paul
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    OMG Olivia drove me crazy. My 14 y.o. daughter was watching with me and said “You would have killed me. I want to smack her.” I just smiled knowing I have done my job lol. But seriously, this mother is deluded if she thinks this brat is just going to grow out of it. Never gonna happen…

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    someguy
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    I felt sorry for the horse

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    @someguy, I totally forgot about Bubbles, the horse! Payback would have been that horse taking a big fat shit in the livingroom!

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    Janice Bartels
    Posted July 23, 2011 at 5:41 am

    I couldn’t wait to see what Dear Crabby wrote about the horse! I hope we get a full recap, because I was bouncing with joy when the purple horse came out. My daughter (5) looked at me in confusion and asked where they “made” purple horses. Georgia, honey, Georgia.

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    Tracy Lund
    Posted July 23, 2011 at 8:14 am

    oh yes the horse!! what was that? that was honestly one of the most bizarre things i have seen on this show and that is saying a lot. Poor little horse.

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    Riley
    Posted July 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Peyton and her mom were at the lisa Fulgham disaster pageant She interviewed about the envelopes with the IOUs in them.

    I loved Haley (no i)! Especially her gorgeous purple dress! I thought it was funny how her parents were communicating via walkie talkie

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    happymom
    Posted July 24, 2011 at 6:14 am

    Sorry, Allison, but I don’t think Olivia’s mom has EVER smacked that kid, based on her behaviour. Give her one day with me – I’d cure her of her attitude.

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted July 24, 2011 at 8:11 am

    @Happy, one could only hope that she has given that girl a good licken! Let her spend the weekend with me, and she won’t be a brat anymore, it would be please and thank you, and yes maam!