Another delusional set of mothers on this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras! This week we meet Madi, 10, a pageant pro; Adriana, 6, who doesn’t seem to enjoy pageants and is pretty bland at them, and Ever Rose, 8, who is constantly on a diet. All the mothers think their daughters are supreme material but the truth is they are not and no amount of beauty is going to make up for sloppiness.
Adriana is cute but not really pageant material – she doesn’t seem to like them and basically her mother fesses up to putting her in them because she herself loves them. Good thinking. They don’t seem to prepare much, her routines are sloppy and then mom gets upset when they show up 40 minutes late to Casual Wear, don’t really pay attention, then realize that category is DONE! She pitches a fit and they let Adriana go onstage, but one of the tight-ass judges says her skirt was uneven. It was, but worse is that the performance was a hot mess.
Ever Rose has the Worst Name Ever, like what is she, a Disney character? Even worse than her name is the fact her mother has put her on a very strict diet and always counts calories. Ever Rose has lost 10 pounds by avoid junk food, which is good, and I’m sure that the body issues her mother has instilled in her won’t come back in binge and purge form, no, not at all. On top of that, nobody thinks to check to make sure her dress fits her 10-pound thinner body – and it doesn’t, so they pin it galore, but the judges notice.
Madi is a pageant girl through-and-through. She might as well be from Perfection Studios. She loves pageants, so does her mom, and they have a good time. Recapper death, or so I thought. Madi has this really, really, really weird thing where she pretends to be an old woman without teeth, and she talks like an old person. It. Is freakin’ irritating.
**SPOILER ALERT** So, shocker of shocks, Ever Rose wins Beauty Supreme and is thrilled (guess bulimia does pay off!), Madi sweeps the Ultimate Grand Supreme and believe me, she earned it, and Adriana’s mother is stunned her daughter just got Princess. She bitches that it’s because they pageants prefer blondes, not brunettes. Yeah, they also like you to show up on time, dumbass.
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