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Another delusional set of mothers on this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras! This week we meet Madi, 10, a pageant pro; Adriana, 6, who doesn’t seem to enjoy pageants and is pretty bland at them, and Ever Rose, 8, who is constantly on a diet. All the mothers think their daughters are supreme material but the truth is they are not and no amount of beauty is going to make up for sloppiness.
Tiaras rule!
Adriana is cute but not really pageant material – she doesn’t seem to like them and basically her mother fesses up to putting her in them because she herself loves them. Good thinking. They don’t seem to prepare much, her routines are sloppy and then mom gets upset when they show up 40 minutes late to Casual Wear, don’t really pay attention, then realize that category is DONE! She pitches a fit and they let Adriana go onstage, but one of the tight-ass judges says her skirt was uneven. It was, but worse is that the performance was a hot mess.
Ever Rose has the Worst Name Ever, like what is she, a Disney character? Even worse than her name is the fact her mother has put her on a very strict diet and always counts calories. Ever Rose has lost 10 pounds by avoid junk food, which is good, and I’m sure that the body issues her mother has instilled in her won’t come back in binge and purge form, no, not at all. On top of that, nobody thinks to check to make sure her dress fits her 10-pound thinner body – and it doesn’t, so they pin it galore, but the judges notice.
Madi is a pageant girl through-and-through. She might as well be from Perfection Studios. She loves pageants, so does her mom, and they have a good time. Recapper death, or so I thought. Madi has this really, really, really weird thing where she pretends to be an old woman without teeth, and she talks like an old person. It. Is freakin’ irritating.
**SPOILER ALERT** So, shocker of shocks, Ever Rose wins Beauty Supreme and is thrilled (guess bulimia does pay off!), Madi sweeps the Ultimate Grand Supreme and believe me, she earned it, and Adriana’s mother is stunned her daughter just got Princess. She bitches that it’s because they pageants prefer blondes, not brunettes. Yeah, they also like you to show up on time, dumbass.
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OMG, that mom that wanted to use butt glue to glue her daughters dress to make it look tighter and then said she was using eyelash glue… she used E6000 glue NOT eyelash glue! That had to hurt when it got ripped off her skin! I hope to GOD she is not using that toxic glue on her kids eyelashes!
I was thinking the exact same thing when mom was late, twice! Weren’t they late for both beauty and for outfit of choice? Delusiona much?
Also, poor Ever Rose. Being 8 or 10, and constanly being on a diet. I was a chubby kid, and it all evened out by the time I was 13…I also thought the pageant director was a twat for saying that if you are a chubby kid, you need to find another hobby. I will save the rest of my opinions until the full recap is up.
Speaking of laying off the junk food – does anyone else hear Taco Bell ringing when they announce the Ultimate Grand Supreme?
@lestermaddox It is 11:47pm. I now need to go get a taco. Thank you.
Until the very of the Jenny Craig Pageant, I thought skinny’s name was Amber Rose. I enjoyed making fun of this mom for naming her daughter after a video vixen, then I saw Ever Rose. WTF is that? How can I make fun of it if I can’t even use it in a sentence!
I can’t wait for the recap. Crabby, thank you, I know you got this.
I have it on good authority from the internet police that this episode was so edited, that those weren’t the real children, or their real bodies or their real mothers.
The real children were thin well behaved adult speaking beauties that win the big taco pizza with extra cheese supreme three times every weekend.
Ever Rose…yeccchhhhh…somebody reads too many cheesy romance novels. And you know the boys in high school are going to call her “Ever Ready”. Don’t parents of newborns remember high school????
Much as I luvs ya, Crabby Dear, I’ll wrestle you to the ground for that tiara. Back to the recap….
I’ve never commented before, but I read most of the recaps and comments.
To Director Bonnie:
Who in the H**L do you think you are, telling the chubby girls to get another hobby? I’ve seen chubby girls that are beautiful and skinny girls that are ugly. If the contest is based on “facial beauty”, then why does body size matter? You’re not the sleekest woman to grace the director’s chair yourself!
Girls this age are often a bit chubby. Way to reinforce bulimia, anorexia, and other eating disorders, you twit!
I wanted to kidnap that pageant director and tie her to a chair in Candes’ house – what a c***
Ever Rose’s mom was all colors of cray-cray. I LOVED how the editors cut to a pic of Arianna with her beauty supreme crown while she was bitching about the judges always choosing blondes. How would she explain the “phenomena” that it Nini-Mac, I wonder?
@Wilma – touche!!
@Marian – HAHAHHAHAHA!
I happen to know this crazy pageant director! Let me first state that Bonnie Crow’s own daughter is chubby, this isn’t a mean commit, she just happens to be bigger in the middle and I am sure she will “grow” out of it later! Second…Regarding the last Bonnie pageant that aired Dec. 28th…Bonnie’s daughter is a cheerleader for Alisha aka Perfection Studios Owner aka Cassadee’s (UGS winner) mom! So were the other girls featured, as well as, MOST of the contestants. So one can see the conflict of interest this creates, therefore, all the featured girls “win” big titles! Now on to this episode…Bonnie is VERY good friends with Madi’s mom (again UGS winner…see the trend…but she was very deserving). TNT may edit, BUT AGAIN, they work with what they are given. Noone forces these kids or women to say or do the things they do! Pageants are a NAME GAME! To the outside world looking in….what you see is exactly what you get! PERIOD!
I wonder if Jade ended up shaving Arianna’s back? These bitches are scary!! I feel so bad for the kids. What was up with the “policeman”‘s stripper moves? Pass the eye bleach.
To quote the pagent director – Pagents are not for the poor, fat and ugly!!
OK, I have to say that Madi’s old woman routine? Cracked. Me. Up. I thought it was hilarious! She’s going to be a great actress some day, I believe.
Ok, I need your help! I’m seeing all the hooha about Isabella Barrett “Star” of Toddlers and Tiaras. I have no recollection of this kid and can;t find her episode anywhere. I am an avid watcher and re-cap reader so I am obviously missing something. I need some direction from the Gasmi please:)
Was that pageant director a bucket of butt custard or what!
Still this week’s child abuse wasn’t as upsetting. At least compared to last week’s.
Plus it had the useful investment and career tip for young people that the eating disorder treatment business is in for a big boom!
@T&tjunky I think that might’ve been the little girl that actually had talent. I don’t remember the title of her recap but she was maybe 6 or 8 weeks ago?
Aww, I liked Madi’s grandma routine. It looked like something silly she does with her brother for fun and the production staff egged her on into doing more, like Alana with her honey-boo-boo-holla-for-dolla bit.
Is it just me, or is it a little ironic that after all the talk about fat girls needing to find a new hobby, the novice supreme ended up being the girl they were using as the background example?
After all the talk
@T&tjunky I too would love to know about this as I have all bar 2 episodes of this show and they were several seasons ago. I have seen several Isabella’s and kids do tend to blend after a while but this girls face meant nothing to me. A little research lead me to the fact she was the 3rd child on Anderson Cooper with Eden and Mak, still have no idea who she is. If she has filmed an episode of tnt I believe it has never aired.
I was going to mention the Novice Supreme point, but @Connie beat me to it.
I like Madi and her brother’s Grandma and Grandpa routine – it shows that they are allowed to actually be real kids, even for the cameras. Either that or the producers FORCED them to be Grandma and Grandpa or else they weren’t going to go to Chuck E. Cheese or something like that. Those wacky producers!
It is just ridiculous that some parent would put their child in a that horrible police officer outfit. The problem is not with the viewers in this case, the problem is the parents. Annette Hill did an interview in TVGuide that said it is sick for viewers to sexualize children and that the viewers are wrong to think that way. It is sick to put your child in a pagaent you know is filmed for national broadcast in an outfit like that. There is nothing wrong with being sexy when you are old enough to understand what that means and are making that choice yourself. This type of parenting is just as bad as when parents scream like maniacs.
I like Madi’s old grandma bit as well. My cousin used to do that when we were little. She had really long hair, so she would mess it all up, flip her hair over her head, put her glasses on over her hair, and go around in her old lady voice and say “money for the poor. Do you have any money for the poor?” She was hilarious doing that, and would get a laugh out of everyone when she did it. She could make a killing if she did it at parties
It is a nice memory I have of her…she has beem gone now for 20 years…
It was really nice to see Madi and her brother acting, like, oh, IDK kids! But I can see why mom doesn’t want them doing it during a pageant, takes the focus off the big prize maybe…She did seem to enjoy everything.
Can someone please explain to me what Novice Supremem is!? I brought it up last week, because I thought that is what our lovely Mia got last week. Thanks
Novice Supreme is usually a title that is an “extra” award that you pay to enter. The entrants usually are ones that have not won any money prizes in the past or there is a limit to the amount of money they could have won prior! These awards appear to be some big awesome win, until you realize that there may have only been a few kids that paid to enter, or you may even have been the only one to pay to enter.
@PageantLurker, thanks for the info…so then am I wrong to assume that, that was what Mia won on last weeks epi? I could be wrong..!
@t&tjunky – I’ve searched and searched and can’t find the episode she was on, but I did find a couple things of interest. She was on a German version of the show according to a youtube clip here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3_8HEZo1E
and she was on New York Live to promote herself as the “Star of T&T’s” new season located here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0wYjl_NVyU – This is a good watch as she says shes only been doing the pageants about 8 months and can’t really say why she likes them at first… she sings one of Eden’s songs (and sucks) but basically doesn’t say much. They are promoting her anti-bullying jewelry… it’s all quiet nasuating! (and she’s the new star? I think NOT! )
She looks somewhat familiar but I cant place her. Maybe they cut her episode or something.. otherwise, they are just lying about her being on the show. Anyone else find anything?
Can’t wait for the recap!
And.. here’s the video of her talking about Paisley dressed like a hooker to TMZ. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHEfJMEv5yA
I kinda pride myself in being really good at searching out stuff (used to work for chacha, a company that provided answers via texts to all kinds of questions) but I just can not find anything about her. Plus, there a list of all girls on all shows for the first 4 seasons and she isn’t listed there (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Toddlers_%26_Tiaras_Episodes), so, if she was on, it was this past season.
Which pageants require payment to enter the novice supreme category? If that was the case, I’d think TnT producers would plaster that all over, like when that one girl from season one? *won* her award for *selling* the most ad space.
@Alison, Mia did win novice supreme, but I doubt she paid UR for it. If a supreme title was that easy to buy, I think the gay pageant dad (David?) would have his little winner by now.
Re: Isabella Barrett–I don’t recognize her from the show either, but I do recognize the little girl, but I do think I recognize her awful mother. I believe she was on an episode of Dr. Phil with her teenage daughter talking about how she is such a MILF and how her daughter needed to get over the fact that she (the mom) competed in a pageant against the teen daughter and beat her daughter. She came off as a pretty selfish bitch and a fame whore, so I’m not surprised to see her in the press again.
I also noticed Maddie (I think) of the infamous Dolly Parton costume in this one.
I just love when these delusional parents whose kids totally blow or are ridiculously late like to blame the pageant for being “unfair.” When they have to completely re-open the category for your late-ass child to compete, I think it’s probably safe to say that you’ve wrecked your chances.
@Connie – I think it depends on the pageant. I came across an interesting site on pageants that has all the info you could ever want. You can check out some of the pageants and requirements, fees etc., at the top of the page separated by state/date … but the “gem” on this page is the humor/trivia/fun (at least what pageant ppl think is humor) about middle ways on the page, be sure to check that out. http://www.pageantcenter.com/sitemenu.html
Our precious little sneezy girl was in this one too. But I think they showed her when cray cray the pageant director was talking about how ugly kids shouldn’t compete. Bitch.
Also, as an aside, I was watching the end of ‘Little Miss Sunshine’ recently and I had to wonder why the pageant people thought little Olive’s routine was so scandalous. Having seen what we’ve seen on T & T, Olive’s routine was pretty tame. If she had been wearing a Madonna cone bra, she might have won.
That police officer outfit and routine–wow, just wow.
And Isabella Barrett has a line of anti-bullying jewelry? And yet it’s okay to go in TV and trash Paisley for dressing like a hooker (a line that she was clearly being fed, by the way)?!
I’ll take the “Why slut shaming is wrong” girl any day.
When I say “paid to enter” that means that you have an Entry Fee that covers say..beauty, outfit of choice, photogenic, blah blah and that makes you “eligible” to win your division, or supreme! BUT pageant directors rake in more money by offering “door supremes” as they call them. Something extra if you will. You can pay to enter your child in the Novice Supreme (which as I stated earlier, not all contestants are eligible to win these based on criteria), Photo Supreme, Beauty Supreme…each director choosed “extra” awards. SO the title isn’t “bought”, it is just an extra title that you pay to enter (if that makes sense)!
Excuse my spelling…I was typing fast! Again, really all it boils down to is basic entry fee makes you eligible to win the basic titles, including grand supreme pizza! But if you want more chances to win “extra cheese” then you pay extra money to enter for a chance at an “extra title”! That is why it appears that kids who shouldn’t win a crown, end up winning one! They are usually winning the “extra cheese” title that you paid “extra” to enter. The big titles go first, then the “extra paid for titles” then division (depends on pageant though, some pageants consider division titles higher than the “extra cheese” titles)
I’m Adrianas aunt. No my sister did NOT shave her back. No we were NOT late for beauty, we were standing in line the ENTIRE time. The show is fake. They edit that shit to the point where it isn’t funny. No Jade doesn’t live through Adriana doing pageants, it’s tv people. They do this so the people with no lives, no job [this is their job, which is pretty sad since I'm more then likely a lot younger then the person who wrote this and I have an Engineering job, and I'm a certified makeup artist] write blogs making us, the family, look bad. No, Adriana didn’t do sloppy. And no Jade is not a dumbass.
No one said she was late for beauty– she was late for casual wear. And really, who cares what you do for a living?
fabulous! another one steps into the den!
Ummmm… Yeah I seriously hate this Director. Wow!
I simply must say that Madi and her mom and family are the funniest, most down to earth don’t-take-themselves-too-seriously group of pageant folks I’ve ever witnessed on this show. I was snort/laughing uproariously at ever mention of “grandma” or “grandpa”. I mean C’MON people…”Grandma hates hairspray…it sticks to my wrinkles”. I was so cracked up by this big family that totally have a blast with each other. They ROCK.
@Jordan – Um…I don’t know what time the show is on in your neck of the trailer park, but it’s on at 8pm in my time zone, so….yeah, people with jobs can probably catch it. Also, just because Everest College called the degree “Child Development Engineer” doesn’t mean you’re not still a babysitter….Jade IS a dumbass…case in point: Entering a hairy-backed girl in a beauty pageant. Look, your sister’s ugly, your niece is ugly, you are NOT any kind of an engineer…and that 70s limo has spiders in it.
@ash1: Damn girl! Tell us how you REALLY feel lol. Thanks for stating some of the harsher truths that these delusional pageant moms/families/extended families really need to know. Why sugar coat it? The less “facially gifted” girls (read:homely) should really stick to natural pageants, leaving the glitz to the pros, and save the child’s sense of self esteem/self worth while there’s still time. Just a thought.
For anyone who needs more clarification on the novice supremes, mini supremes, etc. Here is the entry form for the texas universal royalty pageant (last week’s episode). It shows how it breaks down:
http://www.universalroyalty.com/texas_state_entry_form.htm
I think Jade said it all when she made the statement that she would rather do pageants than buy a house. Very intelligent choice there.
Yes, Jordann, please pay attention before to write comments that make you appear to be unintelligent. Nobody said that Adriana was late to beauty, it was casual wear….and your own sister said ON NATIONAL TV that she was 40 minutes late to that event. Yes, T&T did make it look like she was late to beauty as well, but we’re all seasoned watchers here and we stopped believing that nonsense ages ago. I thought your niece was a cute little gir; your sister, however, made herself look like an idiot with her “dark headed” comment.
LOL@ ash1, I believe you’re on the right track. So the aunt works in engineering? I like the babysitter degree, or she might be a sanitation engineer (custodian or garbage collector), or maybe work in the electrical engineering dep’t. of her local transit authority, replacing light bulbs. The combo of engineering and certified makeup artist is interesting, almost schizophrenic. Anyway, Jordann, the point is as AmyOops made above: parents should choose activities for their children where the child can excel. Pageants are not working out for your niece….at all.
@Morganmoon Thanks for the info. I’m glad to know that I am not the only one who can;t find this kid. I guess my continued watching of this train wreck has not addled my brain to the point of complete insanity
Maybe she is going to be on an episode next season, they must have started filming by now.
Also, I liked Madi and her grandma routine too. I also thought Ever Rose was a lovely girl.
Wow, Annette makes a KILLING sponsoring these pageants!
Yay! I love when family members of the angels stop by! Especially one from such a klasse family that buys a candy apple red limo with a stripper license plate for the four year old to be carted to pageants and/or attacked by the spiders that take up residence in the door’s armrest.
And it looks like we are playing “What’s my degree in and what’s my job” again. We already know Jordann is an Engineer AND Make up artist and I’m guessing her job is an Engineer of Beauty at the local funeral parlor.
I’ll go next – I have a BA and a JD and I’m an attorney. I love TnT and commenting because my employer won’t let me work 24 hours a day and I need something to fill the downtime.
Who’s next?
Um, just to clarify — Allison Zimmerman did in fact comment that Adrianna was “late — twice!”
And the crazy moms just keep coming…..was this the same mom who had her kid singing in the local Appleby’s, on the bar??
http://www.eonline.com/news/toddlers_tiaras_mom_files_30_million/289879
And yes, even Adrianna’s mother said they were running 40 minutes behind. I bet if they’d ask to look at the judges’s score sheets, they would have seen points taken off for being late AND having a crooked skirt.
I can’t believe I’m commenting on this shiz. I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE!! Only one, but it’s a good one! LOLOL
Isn’t that the same Brandi who told her other pageant student to marry a nerd and be a trophy wife and whose mom kept trying to slip people her prescription drugs?
@lulz– yes.
@caligal– that’s the mother of “TnT star” Isabella… yet has never actually been on the show.
Since we are throwing out our educational accomplishments here, let me add mine: I quit school in 8th grade and got a GED at the age of 17. I have no college, not even a night class at the local community college under my belt. I did, however, score in the top 5% of the state on my GED test! (Go Me!)
Even still, I can compose complete sentences, use proper grammar, know how to make paragraphs and spell correctly. I also know that if a red line appears under a word I type here, it means its misspelled and I can correct it! Do I qualify to post my opinion since I don’t have a college degree, or should I stop commenting?
@ maryedith,
Yes, Allison did say that. I also noticed in her post that she said “Delusiona much?” and I LOL. It was one of the best typo’s that I have seen in a long time because it would be the perfect name for any of these ToT Moms.
“Delusiona is the proud mom of Assumee` they are pros on the pagent circuit with many “first appearence with the entrance fee” awards..” hahaha
TC, Robin
Robin
Assumee will happen, Robinez. And I’ll drink to you when I see it.
@Morgan – Of course you can! You understand grammar and spell check. That’s an automatic in!
@MorganMoon…almost same story here. I did graduate HS, but got married a month after graduation and stayed that way (and pretty broke) for the next 18 years, so no college degrees for me. We could totally hang out and have a lot of laughs at the expense of these cray-cray pageant moms & their even crazier relatives. lol
@Morgan and @Southern – y’all can come play in my sandbox anytime cause you are awesome!!
Right back atcha maryedith. Although I have a secret name… “Aluminess.”
“Aluminess is the daughter of Ray and Kay the owners of RAKAY Aluminum Recycling in DoodleBug.. Our Thanks to them for the lovely work they did on our crowns this year.
We are looking forward to seeing more of Aluminess and her abilty to melt the judges hearts as she walks onstage with her shopping cart full of recyclable cans!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!! I said that she was late for beauty. That was my fault!! I am sorry for that one. But she was late twice, so eff off! Goddamit I am so sick and tired of people telling me that I am stupid, uneducated fat peiceofshit because this show is my guilty pleasure! Get off my back I was just stating the fucking obvs here. Oh and that was supposed to be “delusional much”. Its not my fault your sister is on camera, twice saying that they were 40 minutes late…
Thanks @Robinez, I am glad that I can make you laugh
this shit is really starting to piss me off. I am just stating what I see on tv. We all have typo’s on here. Its not like Flipit has given us spell check before we post.
Its not like I said any of these kids are ugly or fat. Shit that was left up to the Pageant Director this time around…!
“I wish I could quit you”. I am really sick and tired of the personal attacks here. I really need to stop using my “smart” phone when I post comments for this show! One, it is not so smart! Two, I am always logged into facebook! Most of you know who I am, if you don’t oh well. If you do, hit me up over there, I would love to chat with you more about this show, and others–Snatch–.
I did graduate from HS. I went to Community College 2 semesters. I stopped because I was not sure what I wanted to do with my life when I was 19. I also worked 2 jobs while going to school…I worked full time at Starbucks when I went back to school to become a Pharmacy Technician. Where I went is none of your business! I am licensed in the state where I live. I worked in a major chain for 3 years. Do I work now, no I am not. I have been unemployed for the past year and a half. The economy sucks, and I cannot find a job. Pretty sure this is none of your business either, but I am not a fatass uneducated peice of shit with no life that is a child predator that you people make us all out to be. So what that we watch this show. Who fucking cares!
I also admit, that I can not spell for shit! Can’t, and never have been able to! Yes that is funny being that I am a Pharmacy Tech. We have to know how to spell, but when all your words are put into codes in the computer, why would I want to learn how to do that!!
I never have, and I never would make fun of any of these kids on this show. I was teased as a child. Well pretty much all 12 years of school. I know what that is like, and I would not wish that on any of these kids. I will however lay it on these parents. I mean come on. You are on camera. Do you not know that you are being filmed?!? I don’t give a rats ass about editing! I comment on what I see on this show. If you were late, you were late. I remember Audriana’s name being called for 2 different catagories, and twice she was late…if that was editing, whatevs! Don’t really care!
I come here for the snark, and the fun, not the verbal lashings that I have been getting for stating my opinions on a show! Oh, and please refrain from telling me that Karma is going to come back and bite me in the ass. Please refrain from hoping that I can’t have kids, or that I should go step out into traffic, because 1-I cannot have babies, and 2-that is how my cousin died. See above comment about how my cousin used to do an old lady bit…
I personally do not care, what you do for a living, how many degrees one might have. I don’t care if you graduated from MIT at the top of your class of if you are the greeter at Walmart! That is all, I am done with the top 10 or so things that you need to know about me!
PS-@Crabby, I am sorry that I took this into/onto a personal level, but I am sick and tired of it. I enjoy your recaps, I really do
But I may have to step back for a while, again!
Calm down there, Allison. I enjoyed your typo. It was funny. On any given day there are hundreds of typos on this site. Some are funny. Your’s was one of them. Spell check would squash all the best typos and we would miss some good laughs, so I am still on the fence about a spell check…
I may have missed it, but I havent seen any disparaging remarks about your taste in programming. After all, we all have taste for shit when it comes to TV! Look Around!
I appologise if you thought I was on your back. I truly thought, and still think, that “Delusiona” was a a bombdiggity typo. Wasn’t meant to piss ya off.
Robin
Delusiona….that was a typo?????? I thought that was her pageant daughters name…teehee.
@Robinez–You, friend, did not make me angry!
It was nice to see that you got a kick out of that!! I didn’t even know that I forgot the “L” in deliusional until you said something. It is not everyday that I get mad/agngry/pissed off/wanttocutabitch on here. But I am just so tired of it. You know me, If I am upset about something that is said, I will let it be known. I will also try to take that problem up with said person. You and I are good, I am glad I made you giggle. I know that the other ladies were trying to help out as well. I do know that we all have the same taste for Shitty tv! Its not like anything else on TV is good! S-Natch informed me that Revenge is not on again until next month, and we only get 2 episodes if that..
I did make a mistake about “being late for beauty”, and I admit it.
It is all the other personal attacks that are just getting to me! I don’t know if it is the PMS or the fact that I have not talked to my husband in over a month…
I also get what you are saying about the spell check. Really, do we need it on a snark site? I am pretty sure, we all know what the other is trying to say. Grammar and punctuation mistakes and all! In all honesty I don’t go back and read the comments unless I see my name in one. I did-obvs- and that is why I started over with reading all comments….
Blah, blah, blah, Thanks Robinez, you made me feel a little bit better
@moli-LOL! You and Robinez just put a smile on my face!
@Buggs – sending you hugs and virtual fried Twinkies – Hang in there, girlfriend. There are many of us who appreciate your loyalty and comments. Don’t leave us!!!
@buggs – can I join the wanttocutabitch club? I’m always looking to cut a bitch and I feel like if I’m going to do that I’ll need to roll with a posse.
@chicken lips- you can join the club!!
We might need some back up with all these kids we are trying to free!
@Alison – I truly hope you realize that I wasn’t trying to say anything towards you.. I think your typo was one of those things that was better being the typo than what you meant to say… I giggled my butt off about it, actually.
My comment was purely directed at the sister who was stating what her degrees were… Mainly because it doesnt matter what your educational background is, this is where we comment on what we think and noone should give a crap about where you went to college or what degree you have. My post was intended to be snarky (Altho Im not as good at it as a lot of you are. ::hats off to y’all too::) and directed to the people who come on here downing us for expressing our opinion on what they put on tv for us to see.
They google their name then start posting without finding out this is a snark site first in ALL CAPS with run-on sentences improper use of the simplest of terms with no punctuation and usually no point other than to defend their poodle’s temper-tantrums and blame it on editing but despite all the degrees they claim to hold they usually just enforce our beliefs that they are mostly all morons! Whew! That was a mouthful and I didn’t take a breath while typing it, either. HaHa.
@everyone else: I’d love to hang out with all of y’all – we’d have a blast doing some shots and then talking crap about the loser pageant moms and fat-ass directors who must not look in the mirror very often!
@MorganMoon-No, I know who you were talking to, and I am not mad at you either!
I knew who you were talking to in that statement. Holy crap you third paragraph was a mouth full!! I can’t even imagine how it felt to type that! It was hard just reading it, with out the punctuation!! -hehe-
Again, I am so happy that you guys got a kick out of a statement that I did not even know I did! It makes me happy to know that I can make a bunch of grown women giggle like little school girls sometimes.
I did fess up to making a mistake, and I am very thankful that most of you ladies were jumping to my defense.
What I don’t understand is how people come here and throw stones at everyone else, when they clearly watched the same show that we did. I don’t care if you are the kids mom, aunt, sister, dad, granny or grampy. You and I are watching the same show, how did I see one thing and you didn’t see the same thing. So what I said that Audriana was late for beauty, what ever, she was late! I thought it was twice, when really it was the same footage shown twice…Everyone knows, contestants, moms and us viewers, if you are late, they take away points. Those are probably the important points as to if you get a UGS or the pity thanks for coming crown…
I am sorry that I took this mini-cap to where others have gone. Now I feel like you guys have to defend yourselves and what you commented on, and I have to keep on defending myself on what was said. I know who you are that had my back. I know that you were not talking to me. I do appreciate all y’all
@MorganMoon, I agree with your last paragraph as well!! I don’t drink anymore, but would totes love to hang out with you guys 
Apparently, I can be really funny at times 
@Alison, for what it’s worth I totally thought she was late for two events. I’ve started to pick up on the fact that they exaggerate the hell out people’s lateness but it didn’t occur to me that they would just make that stuff up. I am not as sophisticated as the rest of these commenters concerning this show. My seven dregress do not count here. I must gain more experience simply watching the marvel that is the world of Glitz. And yeah — I put a video of Mackenzie on my FB page and none of my friends even bothered to WATCH it. This was MACKENZIE we were talking about! So I get the whole being-looked-down- on business.
@maryedith, I will so watch your video!! It is nice to know, that I am not the only one that thought they were late twice. I mean she said it twice…and they showed it twice, but what ever! I also know what you mean about not having enough Glitz experiance. I am going to have to go and look some of this crap up, just so I know what everyone is talking about. I have enough time until this show comes back on again.
@Alison and @maryedith – I thought she was late twice, too because Mama Delusional said more than once “We’re running 40 minutes late” and the announcer had to announce her at least twice for beauty.
Since the announcer had to call her name twice, maybe she wasn’t late – maybe she just doesn’t know her own name yet? I mean, if I got to ride around in an awesome Pimp-mobile, I wouldn’t be bothered learning my own name either.
Ooh I’d like to join the Wanttocutabitch Club, too! I’m an avid Mob Wives fan (yes, I admit to it-plus the recaps are great), and that sounds like something my favorite bad asses would be into
Sign me up!
@ Allison-If loving your typo is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
I imagine somewhere in Texas trailer park, a young mother to be is finishing up her third beer and dreaming of the day when Delusiona Rosacia will take the Ultimate Grand Supreme. For that Miss Zimmerman, you are my hero.
I am not interested in being a member of the Fraternal Order of the Grammar Police. I feel the time that it would take to correct my grammar and punctuation,(both are badddd) is better utilized watching people make asses out of themselves on TV.
@BedHeadJen, you are quickly becoming my favorite commenter
Thank you @BedHeadJen! “Delusiona Rosacia” I die! I just spit out coffee from laughing at that!!
@Chicken Lips, ok so I did see/hear that right! Good to know. So that twat that got all high and mighty with her Engineering Degree, trying to tell me that she wasn’t late twice, can go suck it! And didn’t Audriana’s mom also say that she put her in pageants because she wanted to, not because Audriana wanted to? I didn’t miss that part either right? Crabby commented on it?
@AmyOops-done!! You are in the club
I am also a fan of Mob Wives!
@BedHeadJen, someone is going to see your fabulous name Delusiona Rosacia and think it’s so darn poetic that they use it! I am putting it in my personal hall of fame right next to Episotomy Jones….the child from Dallas whose mother heard the word during labor and thought it sounded Old Testament.
I know that Crabby has a life outside of entertaining us with her recaps…I keep checking and checking for the full recap. These mini recaps are such a tease
@Fan-Ann-Episotomy Jones? Are you lying, cause that is just wrong! WRONG! Somewhere down the road someone is going to say to her, Uh you know what your name means right…!
@Alison, a friend told me about the name and swore it was true. I honestly don’t know, but have always remembered it. Probably an urban myth, but I think of it often when I hear the crazy names on T&T.
Episiotomy Jones? Poor person. Worst T&T name has to be Saryniti or Kasidee (however it is spelled).
By the way just because someone is an “engineer” it doesn’t mean they are educated. A lot of times engineer is put in to a job description just to make the job sound better than it actually is. For all we know Jordann could be a sanitation engineer, which is just a fancy way to say trash collector.
Except I have respect for trash collectors!
Wow, uh, I was just joking along with the “engineering degree” we were laughing about the Aunt having. Didn’t mean to imply or start anything, was just laughing at myself for posting about crappy, trashtastic TV programs, and threw in the comment about my degree.
Didn’t mean to get personal or imply anything.
My Father’s job title was Janitor until the 90′s then his title changed to Infectious Waste Engineer. Our family laughed for years:)…now he is living on his ‘Engineer’ pension.
@caligal-my comments were not directed at what you said.
sorry if I made you think that they were. My statement was made at one particular person…I enjoy y’all. I guess I went a tad bit over the top in my rant. I was just trying to that I am just a regular gal that enjoys this trashtastic show. Now I feel like I should send out a mass pm to everyone stating to whom it was directed too.
Sorry everyone!!!
@buggs…thanks, I’m kinda new here and still getting the feel
@Allison – Sweetie, I don’t think your rant was over-the-top at all. Don’t sweat it anymore… Besides, at this point, either the person who it was directed at already knows because the regular posters at this site are intelligent enough to get it by now or it is one of the idiot pageant crazies (which doesn’t matter anyway, this is where we slam em and hope they get mad about it!) win-win.
@Alison – I believe you heard correctly that it’s Mama Delusional said it was more for her than the kid.
@AmyOops – I love Mob Wives! Those ladies really brought out the “want to cut a bitch” in me. Well, mainly just Karen and Ramona.
@thisbuggs4u: Woo hoo!
@Chicken Lips: Absolutely…don’t know what the hell happened to Karen this season – I’m guessing Ramona
I am a nurse, I work with children on ventilators. so now you know.
Those gals from Mob Wives graduated from “Wanttocutabitch Club” many yrs ago. They are now card carrying members of “Willcutabitch”.
Robin
@Moli-
@Fan-Ann-Please add me to the Episodomy Jones fan club. That is the boy version of a pole name. Since boys don’t do the pole, guess he would have to be in porn. I can’t wait to Episodomy Jones and the Temple of Poon.
@Robin – Ha!
@BedHeadJen – HAHA! Best porn movie name (probably) EVER!
Sorry, I just noticed that I missed a word in that sentence. It should read “I can’t wait to SEE Episodomy Jones and the Temple of Poon”.
Typos are one thing, but omitting verbs is just lazy.
I may be an Engineer ala’ Housefrau who is just not that into cleaning, cooking, or laundry, but I am not lazy.
When I had my daughter, I was fortunate enough to stay home. I was much better at that job, as she is 10 and still alive, ditched her binky at 2, has her own teeth, and has neither been spray tanned or shaved her “pop pop”.
Am I the only one that plays ‘spot the past featured girls’ when the directors are describing their pageants? I saw Saryniti (or whatever God awful spelling her parents used) shaking it like a tail feather & was happy she didn’t give up pageants because she seemed to really enjoy them even though clueless step mom wasn’t on the ball during her show. Looks like she had an ooc outfit that was a cheap knock off of Eden’s vegas showgirls outfit & she is clearly still getting her hair & make up done by Miss I can’t walk on water, since doing pageant hair is equivalent to Jesus But she still looked cute
@fancyface – No you are not the only one. I am new to T&T and have only seen this season, so I am watching all the older episodes online and am constantly looking to see who is in the audience, what they win, etc. I’ve seen Alexeseses on a few of them and every time, she has that deer in headlights look! I watched one the other night where Makenzie won queen of her division and was wearing that same white dress! Anyway, just wanted to let you know that you aren’t the only one, as a matter of fact, I’m off for my nightly episode right now…
And to DearCrabby: If it weren’t for your absolutely superb writing abilities, I’d not be watching T&T at all. I am so addicted to your recaps, that I have two folders in my DearCrabby folder of bookmarks… one is recaps for episodes I Have seen and the other is for the ones I have not. The latter folder is getting smaller and I don’t know what I will do once its empty! Thank you for your brilliance!
@fancyface I do that too. I think that wasn’t Saryniti who they showed though, I think it was Jacqueline, the girl a few episodes back whose family yodeled and her favorite toy was a puppet in a wheelchair named Arnold.
I am a social worker. What kind of engineer does that make me? hmm I will have to think on that one.
I do have a job, life, etc. I watch this train wreck because I like to see if I can pick out any actual abuse. Sadly, none of what I have seen thus far would qualify as abuse by state definition. All of the girls are well cared for and obviously not neglected. I have not seen any physical abuse (again by state definition). The spray tanning could be a possibility- would have to look into that one -depends on the chemicals used. Have seen a TON of borderline emotional abuse but again, would not qualify to open a case.
You can kind of compare the parents pushing the girls into this to a dad who desperately wants his awkward son to be a sports star and forces his kid to play base ball but he sucks at it and hates it so the dad yells at him thinking it will make him “man up” and get better at it but it just makes the kid miserable.
@MorganMoon- I’m not sure if you’ve become aquainted with my favorite episode ever yet, but if not, you are in for a treat.
It aired last summer and includes 2 of the cutest, most well mannered little girls I have ever seen on this steaming mess of a show.
There is Emerald, the human chocolate chip vacuum who is also an aspiring octopus, and Allyson, a melanin challenged lover of all things Beyonce.
This episode has everything. Quakers, brown dolls, happy hearts and good attitudes,chocolate chip bowling,eyelash meltdowns,unnecessary claims of uncoordination, a creeper dad, Emerald’s signature move, the Flick a Boogie, Rainbow Brite, gum, boxing, and Baylen.
Baylen. Yeah. Umm. She did good on her Rackayyy, has a clueless mother who insists she loves pageants(this kid HATES pageants)but has to bribe her with bubble gum to get her to breathe.
She made me laugh so much that I cannot confirm or deny peeing myself a little.
This episode was the one that caused me to seek help, and is responsible for my discovery of tvgasm and Dear Crabby’s awesomeness, so clearly it is near and dear to my heart.
@fancyface…I too try to spot past contestants. I don’t know if that was Saryniti you saw, but if it was I have to wonder if she’s filled up that hideous china cabinet with crowns yet.
@icegirl & happymom…I’m pretty sure it was Saryniti. I thought it was disabled Arnold’s mom Jackie at first too, but I don’t think it was. And I too hope Saryniti’s tiara from the Halloween pageant has other crowns that joined it
I am late to the party, but I can’t find anything on a German TV show called “Beauty Queens” with Isabella Barrett. I am curious and wondering if anyone else found anything.
@bedheadjen – I seen that episode the other day! I couldn’t believe she was rolling food across the floor into her mouth!!! The little girl wanting to be “Beyonce brown” was almost comical. I thought baylen’s mom favored Carrie Underwood a little and she even admitted she deserved what she was getting as far as behavior went, hehe. That episode was a hot mess!
I think my favorite so far that I’ve seen was watching Danielle get her butt handed to her by a baby! What a spoiled-brat-sore-loser-kid! LOL! I have about 20 episodes left to watch I think. How many seasons of Little Miss Perfect is there? I can’t stand that Michael guy so I don’t know how many of those I can make it through anyhow.
@nelliebelle – The link to the youtube clip of that german show is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3_8HEZo1E – If you scroll back up to posts #23 & #24, You can see what I dug up on Isabella Barrett. Her show must have been cut by TLC or something.
@nelliebelle – I just found another link to a UK show: Babe Beauty Queens Documentary. I haven’t watched any of these yet so she might be on one of those shows or it might just be kids from the UK. http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/baby-beauty-queens/
And then there was the Primetime Nightline special on Underage and Famous that followed Eden and 2 other little girls (someone said it was Isabella but I’ve not watched it yet) on a tour across the midwest doing shopping malls http://www.hulu.com/watch/267283/abc-primetime-nightline-celebrity-secrets-underage-and-famous
MorganMoon: I’ve been working my way through all the recaps and watching as many as I can find on YouTube. Quite an undertaking, but hilarious fun. I think my favorite child of all time is the little girl who wanted to be Beyonce– for real. She just seems like such a sweetie with a supportive “whatev” mom.
FYI, y’all – On Dr. Phil tomorrow: “Wendy sparked a firestorm when she dressed her then 3-year-old daughter, Paisley, like the prostitute character from the movie Pretty Woman for a beauty pageant that aired on a popular reality television show. After the episode, Wendy says she was flooded with hate mail; many suggesting she should lose custody of her children. Wendy insists she had the best of intentions, but does she stand by her decision? Plus, see what happens when she faces her harshest critic, fellow pageant mom Susanna, who added fuel to the fire by calling Wendy out in the media. Then, Susanna is put in the hot seat and questioned about her 5-year-old daughter, Isabella, singing LMFAO’s hit song “Sexy and I Know It” and trash-talking Paisley on camera.”
Ahhhh…. so the bar-singing kid was Isabella! I heard it was a T&T kid but it didn’t appear to be any Isabella we had met on previous episodes.
You know, the Russian Mail Order Bride was so horrid last week I can barely recall this episode…..
@snowshoecat – Just in case you haven’t found this link yet, I think the best copies of the show are here: http://www.youtube.com/user/toddlerstvshow?feature=watch – They all run around 45 minutes long, no part 1, part 2 etc and they are recorded in good quality and she has a bunch of episodes!
@S-natch – I can’t find that dr phil show, checked my guide for the next week even.. do you remember what channel its on? I quit watching Dr. Phil years ago so I don’t even know where his new shows air. CBS?
@nelliebelle – Here’s the link to Isabella singing in that nightclub.. rumors say she was in there in the afternoon, before the crowd came but I doubt that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apdbu7-OxaE
@MorganMoon- I am not sure how many episodes/seasons of Little Miss Perfect there are. What I do know is that “There are citrus colored rainbows on the other side”. Apparently you can see these if you “hop on your magic carpet and take a natural ri-i-i-de.”
@snowshoecat- She was the cutest kid! After the way that little girl represented, Beyonce should have made her an honorary member of Destiny’s Child, or at least sent her an autograph.
@Fancyface. If that booty shaking showgirl was indeed Saryniti, I wonder if her ultra religious mom prayed to Jesus so she could make herself feel better when she dressed Saryniti up like a stripper.
That police costume was disgusting. That really is sexualizing your kid. I seriously screamed at my tv.
It was Jacqueline, NOT Sryniti
@Morgan – NBC shows Dr. Phil around here. I double checked the website after I saw the ad and it says it is coming on tomorrow. http://drphil.com/shows/
Dr. Phil is now syndicated so you have to check local listings.
This one looks good. Saw the previews earlier and those gals are not happy with each other! lol. I have to work tom so I can afford to watch crap on tv. Hopefully the recorder doesn’t eat my supreme with a side of “you suck at recording stuff” while I am at work.
@morganmoon – I didn’t see that show but if it was about the girls going around to the malls singing it would have been Eden, Dianely, and Jasmine Webb. The tour didn’t last long. The reason the moms gave is that it was too much for the girls (which I don’t doubt) but the rumor is that the moms were ready to kill each other! Given how none of these moms seem to genuinely care what is good/bad for their children, I’ll take the latter.