Top Chef Masters: Finale RECAP Guts and Glory


Curtis wishes them both good luck.

Chris and Kerry leave and Curtis kicks back, puts his hand in his waistband, opens a Schlitz and turns on spank-o-vision.

On Day 2, the chefs have 2 hours to prep, and have 30 minutes to expedite each course.

Here, taste THIS 

Kerry has figured out his Apology. His dish is for his family- to apologize for his never being home enough. Chris has a problem- some of his sausages are leaking. Sounds like needs to see an urologist. Thankyou!i’llbehereallweek.Trytheveal. The Chefs are furiously prepping and cooking.

Get Frankie Lam in here!  He needs to do a blood bong!

The massive critics table is assembled. Seated around the table are:
Jane Goldman
Alan Richman
John Curtas
Alan Sytsma
Karen Brooks
Lesley Bargar Suter
Pee Wee Oseland
Ruth Reichl
Krista Simmons
Francis Lam

Sitting in Judgement

It is daunting. While these people, certainly, have a ridiculous number of years critiquing food under their collective belts, they are from all over the place. Old school, new school. REALLY Old School. Food has changed a LOT over the past 20 years, hopefully some of the more senior folks have evolved with the times. One negative comment from any one of these guys can really poison the pot.

 

COURSE ONE: The Love Letter
Chris’s love letter is to his wife; his heart on a plate. Beef Heart Tartare, Foie Gras, and Puffed Beef Tendon. Nothing says “I love you” like puffed Beef tendon.

Chris’s Love Letter

Critics comments: Interesting. (Uh oh, that’s like “She has a GREAT personality.” ) Cool and Curtis admires his guts. Literally.

Kerry’s love letter is to his reflection. Just kidding- it’s to his wife, as well. Scallop and Spot Prawn “Korean Jjigae.”

Kerry’s Love Letter

Critics comments: muted for a Korean dish. Smoothness and they admire his finesse.

COURSE TWO: The Apology
The Apology, for Chris is a sh*t show. He doesn’t want to overcook the scallop, but he under-estimated the plating time. He’s worried.

Kerry’s apology is to his family for not being home enough. He wanted his dish to be a warm embrace. Kerry serves: Flan of Sugar Snap Peas with Prosciutto, Morels, and Chervil.

Kerry’s Apology

 Critics comments: Decadent, flavor pops and tastes good (great critique?!?!).

Chris’s apology is to his wife. He gets tearful- omg, I LOVE this guy. He works so much, he’s never home, he is married to his restaurant. This dish is all of her favorite things. He has made: Raindrops on Roses and whiskers on kittens. Actually, it’s: Scallop, Pancetta Piana and Sea Urchin.

Chris’s Apology

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17 Comments

  1. 1
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    YAY! And may I say YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

  2. 2
    roger
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    too bad the final wasn’t to cook for the posche fashion show. YEAH for chris, he seemed to me a very helpful competitor all season~i thought the problems with art were all on art. the TC MASTERS have another nice-guy winner to join bayleaf, mary sue, and floyd cardozo. marcus samuelson, not so nice but obviously a great chef. yeah takashi for fan favorite. an enjoyable season; thanks for the excellent recaps.

  3. 3
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    YAY Chris! And Yay Takashi.

    I watched Watch What Happens Live afterwards. And Andy revealed that Fan Favorite was a tie between Takashi and Lorena at the beginning of the show and asked who would win. And Daddy Tom asked if it was sponsored by Taco Bell.

  4. 4
    mmmbuttery
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Mmmany thanks MisRed!!

    And mmmucho congrats to Cosentino – a truly lovely human being inside and out (seriously – he and his food are scrumptious!!)

    mmm

  5. 5
    Val Detinha
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    @sagittariuskim Really? Too funny LOL! I can’t imagine who was voting for Lorena!

    Thank you for the recaps, MisRed! Loved all the food porn! J-Mo would have a field day!, like you had with Stone! ;) I’m so glad Chris won!

  6. 6
    AliceinPopLand
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    How smug did Kerry look in the Whine Room? Just me?

  7. 7
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    I feared Kerry would win, even though I came around to liking him. I think it was easy to paint him in a sullen light because he seems introverted and didn’t have a natural ally on the show, but he also seemed to hang with the original gang of four (Chris, Patricia, Thierry and Takashi) as their unofficial fifth.

    The TC franchise tends to want to reward the risky chefs, and are willing to allow some minor imperfections from someone like Chris. Although if John Curtas’ dumbassery gets cut out it seemed a lot closer. Regardless I’m happy Chris and his funny little butcher’s apron won. He seems like such a lovely person.

    And now that’s two winners in a row (Paul Qui on original recipe TC and Chris) who were just so damn likeable that they reminded me why this is my favorite reality show.

    But I’m so glad for Chris

  8. 8
    bubblesballentine
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 8:54 am

    Congrats to Chris, he really earned it! And another big yay for takashi!

    Lorena who?

  9. 9
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted September 29, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    Yayy!!
    I was scared because of the way that the critics were talking about the food, but I’m glad that the right person won.
    Also, if I get married, I hope my husband will like me as much as Chris likes his wife. He was seriously cute, going on about how awesome his wife was and then tearing up at the table about how he isn’t at home enough.
    Kerry says that he likes his wife, but he gets side-eye from me for continuously mentioning showgirls and that crack about thinking Curtis’ suite was Dita von Teese’s. And frankly, I think his lack of emotion in this challenge was weird. This was supposed to be a personal challenge, and you can tell that he conceived his dishes and then tried to force them into the context of the challenge. If he had won, I would have had to smash everything I own.

    Also super happy that Takashi won fan favorite.
    Maybe Taco Bell threatened all their employees to make them vote for Lorena for fan favorite.
    I refuse to believe that people could like her as much as they like the adorable Takashi-san.

    And thank you for the recaps, MisRed!
    It was especially awesome to get your insights and knowledge as a person who understands chef-y things.
    Revolution should be pretty interesting. *moseys over*

  10. 10
    zerocool
    Posted September 30, 2012 at 11:56 am

    It did seem that Kerry was just phoning it in – he even said that he picked four courses and figured out how they could fit in the challenge. Happy that Chris won.

  11. 11
    John Curtas
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 11:58 am

    I love Francis Lam, but watching him strain to be poetic over a plebian breakfast plate was painful.
    .
    Yes, I said “breakfast plate.” This was Top Chef Masters fer chrissakes, and your finale dish should show more skill and creativity than sausage and frickin’ eggs. (Your “perfectly cooked fried eggs for 24 people” analogy will have every fry cook in the land laughing with disdain.)
    .
    . And for what it’s worth, I’ll put my food chops up against a glorified fry cook like Bourdain anyday….but I do LOVE his show….and admire him for leaping to his wife’s defense when I called her out for her defamatory comments about Las Vegas. As a human being though, he’s a putz.
    .
    (BTW: Chris deserved to win, as his dishes were the strongest overall, but sausage, eggs and oysters….COME ON ALREADY! ;-} )

    .
    And finally, thanks for the post. Very entertaining. It’s always fun to start a passionate debate with articulate, civilized people…unlike glorified fry cooks.

  12. 12
    Posted October 1, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Mr. Curtas, I appreciate that you took the time to read my stupid little recap and made a comment.

    Yes, any fry cook can cook an egg, but not the egg I saw. Have you cooked in a restaurant kitchen? I have. I also graduated first in my class from Culinary School. I, by no means, imply that I am in, remotely, the same league as these chefs or even as your average fry cooks, but I know that cooking and egg properly is not as simple as you make it sound. (An egg is much less forgiving than a hunk of steak.)
    With all due respect, you are, obviously, a respected critic, but if you think all eggs are the same, you are wrong.
    And it wasn’t Jimmy Dean brown-n-serve sausage- it was handmade sausage. That in itself is hugely difficult to do in 6 hours.

    I can’t walk into any diner and get that dish and for you to imply that you can is laughable.
    Love,
    MisRed xo

  13. 13
    Al Mancini
    Posted October 4, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    MisRed-

    As someone who has struggled to write three books with John, I can tell you his response is typical. He has a one-track mind when it comes to food. If it isn’t haute cuisine, he isn’t interested. (He also pretend to like obscure Asian food, but that’s just to impress our other co-author, Max Jacobson.) I’ve heard world-class chefs say that cooking a perfect egg is one of the most difficult challenges in cooking. But unless you add caviar to it a la Joel Robuchon, John isn’t impressed!

  14. 14
    Posted October 5, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Al- Oh wow. I’ve only been exposed to him for a short period of time… you must be a saint. I don’t understand how someone who is so close-minded about food is a food critic!!

    Well the old saying is true, I guess: those who can’t do- teach. and those who can’t teach- criticize.

    Thank you for your comment!!
    xox,
    MisRed

  15. 15
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    I’m so happy that I randomly decided to check the comments on this.
    The shade of it all.

  16. 16
    Posted October 6, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    And I’m glad I rejoined to enjoy a good LaTRICE Royale reference.

    And to see that MisRed’s avatar is the divine Endora. Perfect.

  17. 17
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted October 7, 2012 at 1:11 am

    Why do so many people equate simple with easy? Things that are simple are the easiest things to mess up. And I rather have a simple plate of eggs than a plate of pretentiousness. Sometimes simple is best. There’s a reason that all the dishes considered classics are simple.

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