Kerry is asked how he feels about his dishes. He replies “Happy. Maybe I would have made a few tweaks.” The critics thought the flavors of his “Love Letter” were lovely and more than one critic would have let him “get to second base.” His “Apology” felt classic, but not personal. James disagrees, he thinks he felt Kerry in that dish. Creepy.
But they want to know, what about his “letter” to himself was about him? Open ended question….
The critics ask Chris if he cooked for the critics? He said “No. I cooked with my heart and soul.” HIs “love letter,” did he think it was appropriate for a first date? (Why would they ask that- it wasn’t MEANT for a first date, it was meant to reflect LOVE. I don’t know many people who are “in love” on the first date. Except a few chicks on The Bachelor. Just because Kerry cooked what he cooked on his first date with his wife…) Chris said his wife loved it when he made it for her. Ruth thought it was amazing, and she never had anything like it before. She wonders HOW she could have missed this. His “letter” to himself, the critics thought the oyster was amazing, they loved the “nakedness” of the dish and it really showed who he was on a plate.
They are dismissed while the Critics make their final decision. Chris is sure Kerry is the winner, Kerry isn’t sure.
The critics dish about the dishes. They say, both chefs are so opposite. Both have amazing technique. Chris takes risks and he has an intense philosophy about food. Kerry just always wants to serve something delicious. But do they want to be comforted or thrilled?
Crap. During the commercial break, they show a preview of “Watch What Crappens Live” and Miss Andy’s guests are Chris, Kerry and Colicchio! Kerry’s BEST Man. WTF. I am sure this means that Kerry wins and my TV is going out the window!! Damn it.
Then they reveal the Bravo Poll Results- Who will be Top Chef. Kerry: 15% Chris: 85%. Ok, I can breathe again.
Back from commercial, Curtis enters the Whine Room to get the boys. They stand, nervously, in front of the Critics. Kerry showed exquisite technique and made delicious food. Chris served a startling and delicious meal.
The winner of Top Chef Masters is: CHRIS COSENTINO!!!!!!!!!!
Chris has won, in total, $141,000 for the Michael J Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research. Chris’s uncle was diagnosed with Parkinson’s 30 years ago and he passed away last year. Chris says it has been an honor. Kerry is gracious, but…
GUTS PREVAIL!!!
New Top Chef Master
And Takashi wins Fan Favorite. And Patricia’s Mole takes home “Miss Congeniality!”
Is Francis checking out Curtis’s package?
It’s been a pleasure recapping TCM! Thank you for reading. I’m also recapping Revolution, so hit me up over there! xoxox
Let’s say we go into the alley and we’ll see who is Top Ninja
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YAY! And may I say YAYAYAYAYAYAY!
too bad the final wasn’t to cook for the posche fashion show. YEAH for chris, he seemed to me a very helpful competitor all season~i thought the problems with art were all on art. the TC MASTERS have another nice-guy winner to join bayleaf, mary sue, and floyd cardozo. marcus samuelson, not so nice but obviously a great chef. yeah takashi for fan favorite. an enjoyable season; thanks for the excellent recaps.
YAY Chris! And Yay Takashi.
I watched Watch What Happens Live afterwards. And Andy revealed that Fan Favorite was a tie between Takashi and Lorena at the beginning of the show and asked who would win. And Daddy Tom asked if it was sponsored by Taco Bell.
Mmmany thanks MisRed!!
And mmmucho congrats to Cosentino – a truly lovely human being inside and out (seriously – he and his food are scrumptious!!)
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@sagittariuskim Really? Too funny LOL! I can’t imagine who was voting for Lorena!
Thank you for the recaps, MisRed! Loved all the food porn! J-Mo would have a field day!, like you had with Stone!
I’m so glad Chris won!
How smug did Kerry look in the Whine Room? Just me?
I feared Kerry would win, even though I came around to liking him. I think it was easy to paint him in a sullen light because he seems introverted and didn’t have a natural ally on the show, but he also seemed to hang with the original gang of four (Chris, Patricia, Thierry and Takashi) as their unofficial fifth.
The TC franchise tends to want to reward the risky chefs, and are willing to allow some minor imperfections from someone like Chris. Although if John Curtas’ dumbassery gets cut out it seemed a lot closer. Regardless I’m happy Chris and his funny little butcher’s apron won. He seems like such a lovely person.
And now that’s two winners in a row (Paul Qui on original recipe TC and Chris) who were just so damn likeable that they reminded me why this is my favorite reality show.
But I’m so glad for Chris
Congrats to Chris, he really earned it! And another big yay for takashi!
Lorena who?
Yayy!!
I was scared because of the way that the critics were talking about the food, but I’m glad that the right person won.
Also, if I get married, I hope my husband will like me as much as Chris likes his wife. He was seriously cute, going on about how awesome his wife was and then tearing up at the table about how he isn’t at home enough.
Kerry says that he likes his wife, but he gets side-eye from me for continuously mentioning showgirls and that crack about thinking Curtis’ suite was Dita von Teese’s. And frankly, I think his lack of emotion in this challenge was weird. This was supposed to be a personal challenge, and you can tell that he conceived his dishes and then tried to force them into the context of the challenge. If he had won, I would have had to smash everything I own.
Also super happy that Takashi won fan favorite.
Maybe Taco Bell threatened all their employees to make them vote for Lorena for fan favorite.
I refuse to believe that people could like her as much as they like the adorable Takashi-san.
And thank you for the recaps, MisRed!
It was especially awesome to get your insights and knowledge as a person who understands chef-y things.
Revolution should be pretty interesting. *moseys over*
It did seem that Kerry was just phoning it in – he even said that he picked four courses and figured out how they could fit in the challenge. Happy that Chris won.
I love Francis Lam, but watching him strain to be poetic over a plebian breakfast plate was painful.
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Yes, I said “breakfast plate.” This was Top Chef Masters fer chrissakes, and your finale dish should show more skill and creativity than sausage and frickin’ eggs. (Your “perfectly cooked fried eggs for 24 people” analogy will have every fry cook in the land laughing with disdain.)
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. And for what it’s worth, I’ll put my food chops up against a glorified fry cook like Bourdain anyday….but I do LOVE his show….and admire him for leaping to his wife’s defense when I called her out for her defamatory comments about Las Vegas. As a human being though, he’s a putz.
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(BTW: Chris deserved to win, as his dishes were the strongest overall, but sausage, eggs and oysters….COME ON ALREADY! ;-} )
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And finally, thanks for the post. Very entertaining. It’s always fun to start a passionate debate with articulate, civilized people…unlike glorified fry cooks.
Mr. Curtas, I appreciate that you took the time to read my stupid little recap and made a comment.
Yes, any fry cook can cook an egg, but not the egg I saw. Have you cooked in a restaurant kitchen? I have. I also graduated first in my class from Culinary School. I, by no means, imply that I am in, remotely, the same league as these chefs or even as your average fry cooks, but I know that cooking and egg properly is not as simple as you make it sound. (An egg is much less forgiving than a hunk of steak.)
With all due respect, you are, obviously, a respected critic, but if you think all eggs are the same, you are wrong.
And it wasn’t Jimmy Dean brown-n-serve sausage- it was handmade sausage. That in itself is hugely difficult to do in 6 hours.
I can’t walk into any diner and get that dish and for you to imply that you can is laughable.
Love,
MisRed xo
MisRed-
As someone who has struggled to write three books with John, I can tell you his response is typical. He has a one-track mind when it comes to food. If it isn’t haute cuisine, he isn’t interested. (He also pretend to like obscure Asian food, but that’s just to impress our other co-author, Max Jacobson.) I’ve heard world-class chefs say that cooking a perfect egg is one of the most difficult challenges in cooking. But unless you add caviar to it a la Joel Robuchon, John isn’t impressed!
Al- Oh wow. I’ve only been exposed to him for a short period of time… you must be a saint. I don’t understand how someone who is so close-minded about food is a food critic!!
Well the old saying is true, I guess: those who can’t do- teach. and those who can’t teach- criticize.
Thank you for your comment!!
xox,
MisRed
I’m so happy that I randomly decided to check the comments on this.
The shade of it all.
And I’m glad I rejoined to enjoy a good LaTRICE Royale reference.
And to see that MisRed’s avatar is the divine Endora. Perfect.
Why do so many people equate simple with easy? Things that are simple are the easiest things to mess up. And I rather have a simple plate of eggs than a plate of pretentiousness. Sometimes simple is best. There’s a reason that all the dishes considered classics are simple.