The Beast that killed Takashi
Welcome to the 10th Circle of Hell
Last week Lorena the Horena won- unbelievably, in my opinion and my favorite little pocket chef was sent packing.
Good vs Evil
I am still mourning the loss of Takashi but here we are, nearing the end, at episode 8. We have whittled the herd down from 12 to 4: Chris and Patricia and Kerry and Lorena. I’m grouping them this way as I view them as Good vs. Evil, at this point. Kerry may be a victim of being paired with Lorena the Horena, but at this point the jury is still out on this guy. He’s made a few dick moves lately, in my opinion.
Bravo had a typo
Curtis Stone is looking delicious as usual. I’d like to see a QF where the Chefs just garnish Curtis and see who can make him look the tastiest. That might be a whole other show for Skinemax. Patricia is trying to keep her eyes on the BIG prize…which makes me think that she’s going home this week. Bravo pulls this crap all the time. Now I’m DREADING this episode and my certainty that Lorena will still be around next week.
You bitches are never getting rid of me. I’m like Herpes…
I really don’t like to interject my personal point of view on who I think should win, but Lorena just chaps my keister.
Curtis announces the Quick Fire Challenge- the remaining Chefs will work in teams of 2, but each must create their own dish. The rub on this is, the kitchen is separated by a line- on one side is the pantry and on the other side is “the hot line” so stoves, etc. Each Chef must stay on their side. So the Chef on the hot line can’t get any ingredients or pans, bowls, etc. And the Pantry Chef can’t do any cooking. They can only fetch and prep. So each must rely on their partner to make their dish. They will have 45 minutes and the winning team gets $5K to split for their respective charities.
Divided we fall
And make is snappy, I don’t want to be late for my sponge bath
The guest Judge for this Challenge is Johnny Avello, a famous book maker for The Wynn, the only book maker offering spreads on entertainment odds and has even given odds on Top Chef. Is it my imagination or are judge pickin’ getting slim? Ok, a famous book maker- they are in Vegas, but it is unclear whether this guy knows a lobster from a hot dog.
Is there going to be a rumble?