Top Chef Masters Recap: Pop Up Freakshow

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By MisRed | Saturday, September 15, 2012 | 8:51 am | 15 Comments
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All I can determine is apparently there was a sale on pine nuts and coulis at Whole Paycheck.

As Kerry is serving his diners, he starts speaking French to them.

They look at him like he has three heads.

Lorena pulls her whole, tired, fiery Latina spiel. Ugh.

Patty and Chris drink wine with their tables.

Oh look!  Zoila is here.

This jackhole really enjoyed Kerry’s “spice profile.”

Most disturbing Ménage à trois in history

Then as soon as the party arrived, it was gone.

The Critics want to see all of the Chefs.

The Critics think Kerry made smart picnic food. He really ramped it up. Kerry says he wanted to work in a progression building upon the last course.

I’d like to thank everyone, except Lorena, for their help

He also thanks Chris and Patricia for their help. “They have been amazing.” Not mention of Miss Venezula. Lorena no likey a snub.

I could have your entire family rubbed-out by morning

Speaking of Lorena, the Critics thought the bulk of her food was too sweet. James specifically asks her “Don’t you think the chicken was too sweet?” And Lorena said that she had not had a chance to taste it “today.” Epic fail. Jeez, they hate to hear that- just LIE. The consistency of the mousse was weird- like toothpaste and the whole meal didn’t really come together.

Chris is next on the hot seat. The Critics thought his terrine was exquisite. There were mixed reviews on the swordfish, but they liked how he had elements of Sea, Forest and Land, each distinct and wonderful.

Patricia, ay yi yi, overall the Critics thought intellectually her dish was amazing… but not so much in actuality. The Chili Jam and the Bison didn’t really go together. Her Bread was stale from sitting overnight. Her dish had strong flavors but didn’t really work together.

Overall the Critics had two favorites, Kerry and Chris. The winner will receive $10k for their charity. And the winner is: CHRIS!!!

He will be able to give an additional $10,000 to the Michael J Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research. Chris is thrilled that he won, but he’s so worried for Patricia. He doesn’t want her to be sent home. We hear ya, pal, we hear ya.

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Bobbi
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I swear all these shows are rigged.

  2. 2
    2muchbravo
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Was sorry to see Patricia and her mole go. Sad horns.

  3. 3
    Bobbi
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Since Patricia is gone I am through all my support and energy to Chris. I know him to be a great chef.

  4. 4
    Bobbi
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 9:59 am

    wow should have checked my spelling going to throw all my support for the above

  5. 5
    TalldrinkofH2O
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Team Chris!!!

  6. 6
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 11:23 am

    I was Team Chris from the start, but by the second episode it was Team Chris/Patricia/Takashi, so I’m gutted that the Black Hole of Caracas has been responsible for two of them leaving. She’s even making me rethink my own love of cilantro because, gurr, find a new fresh herb. It’s not that great.

    But I will defend Kerry’s seemingly dick move in the QF. They could have had better communication and he was kind of a jerk in running her around, but what failed her dish was the rice not the salmon and she admitted that she was very particular in the way she wanted the rice prepared. Why would you choose something you’re very particular about if you can’t control the situation? Yes, Kerry focused on perfecting his dish…and his dish won. Would they have won with her Marie Callendar’s salmon dish…with Cilantro? Doubtful, so they probably won specifically because Kerry said “Screw you and your rice, Lorena. I’m focusing on my shrimp and pasta.”

  7. 7
    lindaw205
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 11:30 am

    I was so pissed off that Lorena didn’t go home and I’m really hoping we’re not being set up for a Lorena win. I’m definitely rooting for Chris!

  8. 8
    susie smith
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    I predict Lorena will be the winner because during final commercial break the same Taco-Bell-Lorena-Ad ran in succession…no other chef really had a chance…why have I so needlessly wasted my precious time on this….OH I Know…Hot Host Curtis!

  9. 9
    zerocool
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 8:29 am

    Well, I have to disagree with everyone here. I was glad to see Patricia go; what a snob she was. So what if Lorena cooks only Latin, that’s her specialty. Does that mean Patricia’s better than a top French chef, someone like Guy Savoy, because she has more “worldly experience”? Give me a break. Patricia seemed to enjoy demeaning Lorena, which besides it being mean, it may have been sexist as well.

    Not that Lorena’s my favorit – Chris is. But that’s based on his skill. And he seems nice enough. Patricia needed to go home.

  10. 10
    Bobbi
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 8:32 am

    If Lorena wins then the show is definately rigged. She should never have won last week. This show has disappointed me.

  11. 11
    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 10:33 am

    @zerocool – I have to disagree with Patricia being a “snob” overall – was she a snob to Lorena? Yes, but I think Lorena is a “one trick Monkey” (to quote PR). HOWEVER, I think overall, Patricia has shown that she respects other chefs, even the ones with Jerk Moves (I’m looking at YOU – Kerry). I think we heard Patricia consistently praising other chefs (not just Taskashi and Chris and she even praised Lorena in the last episode).

    Lorena, on the other hand, has consistently been derogatory about every other chef (with the exception, occasionally, of Art) and only has praise for herself. That to me is much more snobbish.

    Of course, we KNOW the producers (even in a “Masters” show), ask the questions that they know will get the most drama. And, personally, the Taco Bell commercials aren’t helping Lorena in my eyes, either…

  12. 12
    Danielle
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Not understanding the Lorena hate. I’m not a fan of that Oaf Kerry. Liked Patricia, but agree with ZeroCool that she came off as a snob toward the middle/end of the season. Too bad.

  13. 13
    Danielle
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    Also, I find the critic with the balding hair and glasses to be enormously irritating.

  14. 14
    LAC LAC
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 7:43 am

    Loved your recap – I am with you – Team Chris! I respect his culinary viewpoint about the total use of an animal, his boyish love of food, his nerdy glasses and nice pecs! ;) I love terrines and pates, so it would be treat to have something like that at my picnic.

    I am sorry to see Patricia go, but I understand the reason why. The story she had with the picnic was good, but the execution was flawed. But I will miss the big sister/little brother vibe with Chris.

    Kerry and Lorena – meh… I am not invested in them enough to hate, but not feeling them for the title.

    Hey, anyone looking forward to the tightly wound douchtastic “Life after Top Chef”? :)

  15. 15
    kloewent
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    I don’t know, Lorena had two crap dishes in the same show. Do you think Bravo bought Taco Bell? Sort of how Arsenio won Celebrity apprentice right before his show started? Suspicious!! Waving White Flags comment was HYSTERICAL!!! I also wouldn’t want to wear nice white clothes and carry chairs around. Guess I don’t get the concept, being American!

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