Top Chef Masters Recap: School House Rock

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By MisRed | Friday, September 21, 2012 | 2:18 pm | 12 Comments
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Time is up.

As I mentioned, the critics are, the usual suspects: Ruth, Pee Wee, Hot Stuff, Francis and then teachers at the school and the kids’ parents.

Chris feels like he may have plated too early. He says he feels like he’s going to the principal’s office. Team Chris’s pork (that sounds pervy) is beautifully cooked, and the brown butter is perfect, it’s a great combination.

Pork loin with Hazelnut Brown Butter, Apples and Watercress

Lorena tells the critics that this was her favorite challenge so far.

Three Meat Lasagna (somoene mentioned it had a goat cheese sauce too)

 

Her team serves Lasagna in a skillet and the flavors are amazing and arugula salad.

Curtis asks Jhane’s mother (Jhane’s is the gal on Team LG) “Does Jhane cook at home?”

Jhane’s mom looks at him like he’s batsh*t crazy is is like “Noooooo!”

Kerry thinks everything turned out better than expected and he is totally happy. The kids thought it was stressful working with Kerry. I was stressed out WATCHING them work for Kerry. Eeesh. The critics think it is an impressive plate of food and probably the best creamed spinach EVER.

Chefs and Students

The critics and guests give the Chefs and their students a round of applause, and Chris, Kerry and Horena retire to the Whine Room.

As they sit there, the three remaining chefs review the reason, talking about all of the experiences they have had. They note they all had great kids today and their parents were beaming with pride. Chris was surprised at how fast they worked. Kerry thought his kids were sloths.

Team Kerry

 Curtis comes in, looking particularly fetching- all in black, and Chris says “Here comes the Grim Reaper.”

He can come for me anytime

 

The Chefs come into Critics Table and Crutis asks them how was it?
Lorena: Gratifying
Chris: Fun
Kerry: “Zay are NUSSING!” Just kidding he said “Kudos to them!”

When asked about his interpretation of the Chicken Florentine, Kerry stated that he added a few elements. The kids are exhausted but he is proud of them. So he sent them out to detail his car.

Lorena really wanted to keep her the dish, but to make it in a better way. She wanted to keep the “truth” of the dish. Hmmm, I actually respect that. WTF- I’m being brainwashed clearly. I love taco bell, I love taco bell, I live to serve Lorena Garcia, I love taco bell.

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12 Comments

  1. 1
    JimmyT JimmyT
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    I loved how, even though this was Lorena’s favorite challenge yet, the first thing she does when she gets eliminated is to throw those kids under the bus, saying that it was unfortunate that she got sent home on a dish that she didn’t cook herself. Maybe she would have won if she had put some cilantro on the lasagna….I’m so glad she is finally gone!

    Great recap, MissRED!

  2. 2
    JimmyT JimmyT
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    ….ooops! sorry, MisRed :)

  3. 3
    MisRed MisRed
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    JimmyT- no worries- I’ve been called MUCH worse… And daily.

  4. 4
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    And she loved it so much and yet was the only one who didn’t seem interested in bonding with the kids. Kerry emphasized teaching technique and choosing better ingredients so his was a practical demonstration, Chris went intellectual and really taught the kids about how all the ingredients should work together and Lorena…taught them how to make a cream sauce.

    She’s awful and I had a moment of panic when James kept whining about Chris’ wilted salad and it being “too simple.” Thankfully they realized they couldn’t have the Executive Cheft at Taco Bell in the finale and dumped her.

    Also she didn’t lose because of the kids. The dish was perfectly prepared so they did what she needed them to do. She lost because of her own lack of imagination, not because she couldn’t “cook her own food.”

  5. 5
    niknakflipflop niknakflipflop
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Slow-fucking-clap to MisRed. That was an absolutely hilarious recap! Thank you!

  6. 6
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Anne Burrell? Chris was totally Art Alexakis.

  7. 7
    Dawn
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    Love the Wolverine cover!

  8. 8
    JimmyT JimmyT
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    @valleygirl – I was afraid that Chris was going to go home too. LG has a bunch of connections to the TV culinary industry and I think that Bravo may have caved a little and kept her around to give her more exposure. It sure seems like other reality competition shows are going more and more in that direction instead of making it completely fair competition. I’d like to think that Top Chef is above that kind of thing, but LG totally seems like a one-note chef and I can’t believe that she stuck around as long as she did.

    Also, James has been getting on my nerves lately. How I wish there were some twist in the finals where they also get rid of one of the judges.

  9. 9
    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    Excellent Recap – Hubby Butterfly and I both said that if Chris went home, we just weren’t watching Top Chef Masters anymore. You’d have never convinced me that Lorena deserved to stay over Chris. Ever. EVER.

    Taco Bell… Hmph…

  10. 10
    zerocool
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 9:18 am

    I didn’t think Lorena was as bad as you all do, but I agree with Vallegirl that it was a true lack of imagination in transforming the lasagna into something more high-end that did her in. But if they were judging them on how well the kids were taught, Kerry would be last. He was terrible. Those poor kids!

    Hoping Chris takes the title.

  11. 11
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted September 23, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    If Curtis was actually The Grim Reaper, nobody would fear death. I would actually probably have killed myself by now.
    Speaking of which, I almost choked to death on my cookie because of that thing about Patricia’s mole still being in the competition.

    And I loved loved loved seeing Chris with those kids. His approach to them was so nice…I wish I could live in his house and he could talk to me about food all day. But I wanted to kick Kerry’s teeth in, and it really annoyed me how when they went to present, he was all shaking them telling them to relax, like he was some friendly guy. If it wasn’t for him being up their asses the entire challenge, they wouldn’t be so damn tense. I hated how he spoke to Ruth in the quickfire too. And the way he talks in confessional, with one side of his face turned to camera is so annoying. He just really chaps my hide and I hope that Chris beats the pants off him in the finale.

    But I’m so happy that Lorena is gone, I’m going to have a dinner party at Taco Bell.
    Cantina Bowls for everyone!
    And then we can come back to my house and have dessert…I make a mean cilantro ice cream, and my cilantro cupcakes are to die for. I even have a nice cilantro buttercream that I put on them.

  12. 12
    annespan65
    Posted September 24, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    AWESOME recap. I think the “Lorena Garcia report to the Drive Thru, your 15 minute break is over” pic with caption will be my new screensaver!

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