Hi again, Gasmi. I can tell from the comments on the minicap that many of you feel the same way as I did watching this episode of Top Chef. Luckily there wasn’t anything close by as I was watching because I would have busted a hole in my TV!
We’re all used to Restaurant Wars bringing out the worst in the chefs, but this time around I think it’s the judges that majorly fucked up. Their decision this time around was completely inedible.
Too much semen salt
We start out back at Salivate Apts where StacheBear is telling everyone that his goal was to at least make it to Restaurant Wars. Great! Now he can go home, right? Right????
Stoner tells us he’s super excited to be one of the executive chefs in Restaurant Wars…..
This is my excited face
Thumby thinks the guys will be at a disadvantage with Moley Micah out of the picture. He may not be impressing us all with his cooking this season, but he certainly can claim the crown of King Obvious.
While the boys are chatting outside, Top Model is talking to the ladies inside. She explains her concept of classical French flipped on its ear.
Let’s make rock hard soufflés and duck without the confit! I can totes do that!
McBitchyson tells us that Top Model’s got great ideas but she thinks it’s going to be difficult for her to be a leader since she’s never been one. What they do have going for them is that they’ve all had some training with classical French chefs. Has she forgotten Blowsie’s on their team? Or is she saying Blowsie’s been classically trained by a French Chef?
Stoner says that his concept is near and dear to his heart (and tummy); modern Filipino cuisine. The name will be Urbano, after his Grandpa. The other two guys are quizzing him since they don’t really have any experience with Filipino food.
Stachey and Thumby are both a bit worried, but Stoner is as calm as he usually is. Dude must have packed some really good shit in his bags.
The next day they all hop into the Cloyota Pavalons and head out to see the space where their restaurants will come to life. They notice quickly that there is no kitchen in the space; instead it will need to be built. Damn!
Moley’s raw concept is looking better and better right about now.
Stoner stakes out the side that he wants. Top Model questions it, but then quickly lets him have what he wants. A sign of things to come perhaps? She claims that she wanted the other side anyway. Maybe that’s true. Maybe not.
Thumby wants to know who’s been smoking crack and deciding that they should build a kitchen from scratch. My guess would be Padma since she’s such a bitch.
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