With the kitchen stakeout out of the way, every gets down to business. Top Model knows that she and Blowsie are nothing alike, but she is determined not to let it affect her in a negative way.
Even she knows that she’s asking the impossible from herself.
She decides to take Lizzie Borden with her to the market and send McBitchyson and Blowsie off to pick out linens and things. Blowsie immediately tries to make sexy linen choices by picking out orange napkins.
Whoever said that orange is the new pink was seriously demented.
McBitchyson quashes Blowsie’s plan to sex it up in the dining room. Well, good thing she’s there because you know Blowsie would have walked all over Lizzie Borden and they would have come back with Cinco de Mayo decorations, gold chairs, and menorahs as centerpieces.
I was thinking Georgia O’Keefe placemats….
I’m way too classy to allow subliminal vags on a dining table. It’s not that kind of eatery.
Okay, so the Georgia O’Keefe thing doesn’t happen, but McBitchyson still tells us all that she has way more class than Blowsie. Okay, so she’s right. But she’s still a bitch.
Thumby has been sent on his own to buy the decorations for the guys’ restaurant. He tells us that he enjoys going to the flower shop and then follows that up by telling us that everyone thinks that every European guy is gay.
No Thumby, just all the girls you meet HOPE you are gay.
And of course all the gay guys rejoice to know that you are straight. He shops and does his weird flirting with some old broad, but she still doesn’t give him a discount on his flowers. Ha ha ha.
Next we head over to join Stoner and his search for dried mung beans. Blech. I’m not a fan of any kind of beans, but ones that sound so much like dung have to be particularly gross.
Meanwhile Stachey is searching for tamarind but hasn’t been able to find it yet. OMG! The drama! Stachey is worried about his lack of experience cooking Filipino cuisine and is just soaking in everything that Stoner tells him (as well as inhaling as much second hand bong smoke as possible).
Yo cameraman, ya gonna eat that sammich?
Looks like someone’s got the munchies!
Top Model and Lizzie Borden are also shopping and Top Model is running around the store like a maniac. Lizzie Borden was only able to get six rabbits.
Please tell me you were able to find the top hats!
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