Thumby and McBitchyson get changed for the front of the house while Top Model tells Blowsie she needs to start getting the broth into the chargers.
Two minutes to service. Thumby thinks there could be downfalls here and there because he didn’t have time to go through the menu with Stoner. Ya think? I mean, I know you can wing it on some stuff, but isn’t that a bit hard to do when you’re not real familiar with a particular cuisine yourself?
No time to answer questions because it is time for service.
Guests arrive at both restaurants and seating and plating begin. Thumby doesn’t even remember the name of the restaurant. What an idiot. His plan is to liquor everyone up. Hope they’ve got some extra napkins handy!
The guests arrive at Attelier Kwan (Top Model’s place) first. McBitchyson is there to greet them at the door, a little disappointed that they have arrived so close to opening. She was hoping they would have a little time to iron out some kinks first.
She does do a good job of hiding her nerves and seats them so that Padma can introduce them. We’ve got the return of Danny Meyer, Gail Simmons, Daddy Tom, and LaGassy. McBitchyson explains that this restaurant is a twist on classic French and tells them she’s hoping they will enjoy it.
Danny Meyer is impressed with the graphics.
Daddy Tom could give a shit what the menus look like.
LaGassy is impressed with how much they’ve achieved in such a short time, but I’m not impressed by it anymore; we’ve had nine seasons of this so I think we’re a bit used to just how much can be done this quickly.
First course is being plated and Top Model and Lizzie Borden have a bit of a communication error. Top Model is counting out how many orders she needs while Lizzie thinks she’s calling out separate counts. Thankfully they realize it before a lot of extra portions get plated.
Top Model keeps her eyes on the plates as planned and sends the dishes out to the judges. This is the chartucerie course.
Or loogey soup with a side of rancid contact lenses
The judges really seem to love it and Danny Meyer likes that it’s unexpected. LaGassy and Daddy Tom both agree that Lizzie did a great job.
In the kitchen Top Model tells Blowsie that there are going to be a shitload of orders coming her way. Did she test the foamer? Nope. Shocker, it doesn’t work. So Top Model has to pour the sauce in instead of her original vision. She tells us she would prefer one of the dishwashers over Blowsie.
Can I fuck anything else up for you?
Blowsie’s just standing around looking at Top Model try to salvage this dish while the servers look on in horror. Blowsie tells us she’s sensing a little bit of an attitude. HA! Ya think? What a twat!
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