Now it’s taking too long to plate which is going to fuck up the flow of the dinner. Sure enough, random people and then the judges start to bitch about the wait. Not a good sign.
They do know who I am, right?
Meanwhile Blowsie is telling us that she DID tell Top Model that it was going to be hard to plate and cook everything to order. Gosh, so shocking that she’s fulfilled her own prophecy. Finally her dish makes it’s way out to the judges.
My computer hates her so much that it ate the picture of her dish. True story.
LaGassy has overcooked halibut and practically raw scallop. Gail is not happy that everyone else got some sort of sauce that she didn’t get. Yeah, Gail does not like to feel left out. It’s obvious to all of them that something happened with this dish. YEAH, Blowsie happened!
We check in with Urbano and it is PACKED and backed up. People are standing around waiting for tables with glasses of wine in their hands. Well, that’s better than standing around empty handed, but still, it seems like they are in the weeds big time.
Thumby is trying to get people to get up and get the fuck out. He’s basically harassing people to leave which I’m sure will earn them high scores.
Issues continue to happen in the kitchen of Attelier Kwan as McBitchyson looks for the judges’ meat course and Top Model thought it already went out. Lizzie says that Top Model is clearly overwhelmed with everything she has take on. As McBitchyson drops the plates of beef bourguignon off to the judges, Danny Meyer looks at Daddy Tom as if to ask if this is a joke. I wonder why.
Perhaps the lack of wine sauce. Plus, I wasn’t aware that beef bourguignon was served with potato chips
It’s the lack of sauce for sure. They all think the meat is cooked really well, but they’re missing the red wine flavor. Daddy Tom thinks she didn’t take it far enough; when you reference a well known classic you either have to deliver on it or REALLY give it a twist.
Top Model is unaware of this as she shows Lizzie how the cheese course needs to be plated.
Smiley faced loogey
Suddenly I feel as if I need a tissue.
LaGassy loves the cheese but hates the sticky pine nut thingy. Danny Meyer thinks someone will be making a trip to have their tooth fixed after eating it. So, they don’t love it but they don’t hate it either.
Time for dessert.
Dried booger, a dollop of jizz, and yet another loogey smiley face. Delish!
Gail has to show off her dessert knowledge here and say that the macaron is nothing like a macaron. She is really disappointed because if she could come back as anything Gail would come back as a macaron. Just not this one.
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