This week Steve gives the girls makeovers. The results are surprising:

My whole world is about to be destroyed!
Christine gets pissy and jealous because she wants to look fake her way, not Steve’s way.
Brigette can’t handle life without make up and will do anyone (including her gay hairdresser) who smiles at her.
Jane blossoms into a beautiful, feminine woman.
Avonte and Chas look exactly the same, proving black girls are much better at knowing what looks best on them.
Chasity’s hairline hasn’t changed, so it must be an unfortunate natural affliction.
Claudia gets less make-up which takes her from drama drag lady to lovely mom.
Michelle stops looking waxy and weird.
Leilani gets a reprieve from my wrath because she’s actually right about a few things.
Next Steve sends them to a pool party with dates:
Brigette gets another date with Anthony which she quickly morphs into a make-out and meet my parents session.
Leilani tries very hard to find something non-superficial to talk about (what animals do you like?) with her repeat date with hot banker from the sportsbar.
Jane smoothly handles informing her date of her sobriety and gets awesome feedback from him at group. 
Michelle tries on the Edgy Whore persona
Avonte finds something else to argue with her date about, since this time Steve picked a guy with no hair.
Chasity gets a hot guy but scares him with her honest question of “what is fine art?”
Christine fights her issues over her body and makeover and does well on her date. She gets a “reward” from Steve for her efforts.
Claudia was once again pretty much passed over for this episode. Unfortunately, I’m not sure if I can make it up to her with boob ruffle pics, but I’ll try!
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I could feel Christine’s pain. My extension are apart of me. If you take them away…as fake as they may be I feel nekkid with out them. With that being said you won’t see it carelessly thrown across the floor. I take good care of the hair.
I think Steve really messed up Christine. Her new look was not working for her. She looks so gorgeous with her red hair! I didn’t dislike Leilani this episode so much. And Bridgette is way too desperate, girl needs to slow it down! I think Avonte is like the Taylor of the previous season, maybe not that bad but yea….
He made her look like Mary Kay Place! Who is pretty but old enough to be her grandma and in her role on Big Love is supposed to look like ish.
She had to use her pageant training to act cordial!
The problem is that she needs to learn to be hot no matter what she looks like because 1 day it won’t matter how much hair she puts in. And acting pageant cordial won’t work when it’s a boy she really likes and wants to have more dates with.
I think Avonte is 1 of those girls who’s only ever been with douchebags so she thinks they’re all like that. It also makes me wonder if her dad was a douche.
Some of these girls got on my nerves this episode. Acting like extensions and makeup are horcruxes or some shit. Get it together, ladies.
Christine’s date was so cute; I loved his accent.
Jane looked like a poor man’s Adriana Lima, which is really a huge compliment. Long hair is so good for her.
And when the hell is Claudia going to come out and play? We never see her!