Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.
Seen through Bad Girls Vision TM
Drinking! Woo-ing! More drinking! Guys licking white cream off belly buttons! Screaming! More woo-ing! More drinking! And, of course, inevitably, a busted grill and tiny tittie flash.
When this girl sobers up and runs for Congress she’s gonna be as embarrassed for herself as I am for her parents.
Yes, it’s time for another season of Bad Girls Club, or I Know What You Did Last Summer….Do You? This is totally unlike previous shallow nasty std ridden seasons you guys. It totally has a plot. I can’t tell what it is yet, but I think it might might be a cornhole mystery.
If this show doesn’t win a costume Emmy, nothing should.
The problem with getting wasted every day and letting random dudes smack you with their bawls is, well, this:
WAAAAAH! My NOOOOOOSE!
She’s feeling something you guys! It’s that one moment where you see a flash of what you could have made of yourself instead of becoming a washed up, bleached beyond repair hag with bra straps hangin’ out your wifebeater by the time you’re twenty two. I know the feeling. Luckily, I found a remedy for that emotional setback. More alcohol.
My favorite thing about this show has always been the screaming. It’s so…primal. Those aren’t screams you have in your early twenties. They’re deep, growly and sad. They sound like emphysema. Jogging. These girls are like rabid animals in cages, growling and hissing and throwing themselves up against the bars. Cuz they’re bad girls, get it? They don’t need a life coach or introspection. They need a vet with a good strong needle.
That looks infected. Get a band aid for that poor girl before she loses her belly button.
Don’t think that just because this trailer is filled with screaming and drinking and f ing that there aren’t lessons to be learned.
Lesbians can be just as heinous as straight people! Congrats, lesbian community!
Out of a minute thirty seconds, sixty of that was punching and fighting. This show performs a service by getting these girls ready for jail. It gets the rest of us ready for the rapture. I’m in!
Bad Girls Club begins its new season on Oxygen in August.