Trailer Trash: Bad Girls Club

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By Flipit | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 | 12:00 pm | 3 Comments
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Posted in: Bad Girls Club, Featured, Recaps, Trailer Trash TV

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Seen through Bad Girls Vision TM

Drinking! Woo-ing! More drinking! Guys licking white cream off belly buttons! Screaming! More woo-ing! More drinking! And, of course, inevitably, a busted grill and tiny tittie flash.

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When this girl sobers up and runs for Congress she’s gonna be as embarrassed for herself as I am for her parents.

Yes, it’s time for another season of Bad Girls Club, or I Know What You Did Last Summer….Do You? This is totally unlike previous shallow nasty std ridden seasons you guys. It totally has a plot. I can’t tell what it is yet, but I think it might might be a cornhole mystery.

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If this show doesn’t win a costume Emmy, nothing should.

The problem with getting wasted every day and letting random dudes smack you with their bawls is, well, this:

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WAAAAAH! My NOOOOOOSE!

She’s feeling something you guys! It’s that one moment where you see a flash of what you could have made of yourself instead of becoming a washed up, bleached beyond repair hag with bra straps hangin’ out your wifebeater by the time you’re twenty two. I know the feeling. Luckily, I found a remedy for that emotional setback. More alcohol.

My favorite thing about this show has always been the screaming. It’s so…primal. Those aren’t screams you have in your early twenties. They’re deep, growly and sad. They sound like emphysema. Jogging. These girls are like rabid animals in cages, growling and hissing and throwing themselves up against the bars. Cuz they’re bad girls, get it? They don’t need a life coach or introspection. They need a vet with a good strong needle.

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That looks infected. Get a band aid for that poor girl before she loses her belly button.

Don’t think that just because this trailer is filled with screaming and drinking and f ing that there aren’t lessons to be learned.

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Lesbians can be just as heinous as straight people! Congrats, lesbian community!

Out of a minute thirty seconds, sixty of that was punching and fighting. This show performs a service by getting these girls ready for jail. It gets the rest of us ready for the rapture. I’m in!

Bad Girls Club begins its new season on Oxygen in August.

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

3 Comments

  1. 1
    fnord
    Posted June 15, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    I suspect reading the recaps will be more entertaining than the actual show – just like the last two seasons! Sharpen those quills!

  2. 2
    flybsbgirl
    Posted June 17, 2010 at 8:09 am

    They should rename this show, “Stupid Bitches who make all women look bad and set progression back 100 years.”
    That being said, I look forward seeing all the crying, screaming, hair pulling, man stealing, action from this next crop of young “ladies.”

    Seriously, if I ever have any doubts about my path in life, this show is reassurance that I have made all the right decisions.

    I also suspect the recaps will be far more entertaining than the actual show, I look forward to them!

  3. 3
    G-Man
    Posted June 19, 2010 at 11:34 am

    I 1st started tvgasm about 2 yrs ago, but the only recap I kept up with was ‘Big Brother’ and ANYONE who reads them knows how great those are.

    But it was just in the last month or so that I became totally addicted to the ‘Real Housewives’ series, first the NY and now every single one, since Bravo has been so kind to supply my DVR with the NJ and OC reruns (haven’t seen ‘Atlanta’ yet). I’ve got over a dozen saved now that I haven’t seen, which is perfect for summer in SC when it would take a special ops negotiator to make me step out into the heat.

    And then this Bad Girls Club trailer caught my eye, and I’ve watched this delicious trash from the beginning. I wish I had thought of checking tvgasm for recaps earlier, but with FLIPIT doing recaps on this next season, I’m going to be on this site a helluva lot more- looking forward to it!

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