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Booming announcer guy (straightest dude on Logo): “One by one, they come. Real Women who’ve stopped believing in miracles.” And combing their hair and putting on makeup and going to the dentist too, apparently.
Dear Lord, how can I be the only woman alive to not have a gay friend?
“I give my life to my kids and husband! WAAAH!”
“I’m depressed and lonely all the time! WAAAAAH!”
“I wish I had a peen I could tuck into my asscheeks WAAAAH!”
But all that’s about to change! Woah, if we’re gonna change something, let’s change that hair on Ru’s face please. That’s not ok. Burt Reynolds is rolling around in his pre grave right now.
Welcome to Drag U! The goal isn’t to make dowdy women look pretty, it’s to make dowdy women dress like dowdy men that dress like hideous women. Well, that’s a twist I didn’t see coming. There are a bunch of drag queen guest stars to teach the women how to scare innocent bystanders on the street, and after the makeovers it’s hard to tell which ones are tucking penii.
Drag U: Cuz “Guess Which One Has a Penis” is too long of a title.
Bratty idiot kids have had all the fun embarrassing their parents on reality TV. Time to flip the tables.
Mom? Please come home!
I’m in! Ru Paul’s Drag U starts July 19th.