By Flipit | Monday, June 7, 2010 | 8:00 am | 1 Comments
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Booming announcer guy (straightest dude on Logo): “One by one, they come. Real Women who’ve stopped believing in miracles.” And combing their hair and putting on makeup and going to the dentist too, apparently.

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Dear Lord, how can I be the only woman alive to not have a gay friend?

“I give my life to my kids and husband! WAAAH!”

“I’m depressed and lonely all the time! WAAAAAH!”

“I wish I had a peen I could tuck into my asscheeks WAAAAH!”

But all that’s about to change! Woah, if we’re gonna change something, let’s change that hair on Ru’s face please. That’s not ok. Burt Reynolds is rolling around in his pre grave right now.

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NO

Welcome to Drag U! The goal isn’t to make dowdy women look pretty, it’s to make dowdy women dress like dowdy men that dress like hideous women. Well, that’s a twist I didn’t see coming. There are a bunch of drag queen guest stars to teach the women how to scare innocent bystanders on the street, and after the makeovers it’s hard to tell which ones are tucking penii.

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Drag U: Cuz “Guess Which One Has a Penis” is too long of a title.

Bratty idiot kids have had all the fun embarrassing their parents on reality TV. Time to flip the tables.

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Mom? Please come home!

I’m in! Ru Paul’s Drag U starts July 19th.

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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

Ronnie Karam has been with TVgasm since 2006 , which has given him the opportunity to make fun of hundreds of TV's most loved and hated reality whores. His plan in life was to be Julia Roberts but that plan was stolen by, well, Julia Roberts. He'll get you one day, JULIA ROBERTS!! When not making himself giggle for the gasm, Ronnie performs improv and sketch comedy at IO West in Hollywood a couple of times weekly while using the lovely California days to audition for commercial roles such as "ADORABLE MEXICAN UNCLE". Seriously. He would like to thank Jesus, Buddha and Xenu for the blessings they've bestowed. The writers here are the best around, and he's honored to be associated with them. Find video archives at CankleTV.com, or follow on Twitter @flipit

One Comment

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    hutchlover
    Posted June 8, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    I’m actually looking forward to it. They’re bringing back Ongina & Shannell & Pandora & JuJuBee, along with others Queens.

    Even after the disaster of this last season (minus Raven & Pandora), I’ll give it a go.

    And maybe the mustache will go as well.

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