Trailer Trash: True Blood Season 3

True Blood

By Flipit | Friday, June 11, 2010 | 2:00 pm | 8 Comments
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It’s been WAY too long since I’ve had my True Blood fix. Sookie didn’t take any of that time to work on her accent. “Beeil’s out thayere somewhere! In DAYUNJER!” You know what else is out there? Bookstores that sell accent training tapes. Check into it.

Eric starts the preview off by warning Sookie “You’re so blinded by your obsession with Bill Compton you’re likely to get yourself killed!” Or into a marriage with a short pasty dude that sports Clay Aiken hair. Woops! Too late!!

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This season is going to revolve around werewolves. Which is awesome, because this is an adult show so they won’t be played by teenagers with butt faces.

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I’m sorry, you’re way too hot and young for this show. YAAAAY!!!

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You, on the other hand, look sexy and exhausted. You’ll do!

The preview is quick and dirty so it’s pretty tough to tell what’s going on. Jason is stunned to find out werewolves are real. “Is Bigfoot real too? SANTA CLAUS?!?” Lol. I love em rock hard and stupid. Sookie gets chased a lot and says things like “don’t underestimate me!” Really? Cuz you’re almost always pulled out of danger by a man. Just saying. Werewolves snarl, Tara gets her face licked, someone gets caught on fire, and the biggest surprise in this trailer…Bill runs away! YAY! I hope he meets Daddy Warbucks and gets to go to the movies with Anne Reinking. Watch out for Pepper, Bill, she can be a real bitch!

Last season’s happy couple bs with Bill and Sookie was the lamest part of the show. I’m glad they’re putting the Aiken doll on hiatus and bringing in Erik for a little lovey time. She doesn’t have an affair with him…DOES SHE? Because that’s worth the price of HBO alone. I think this is the first time I’ve been in love with a pasty guy that snacks on human arms he rips off of the gimps he keeps in the basement. For that, True Blood, I thank you. I feel so ALIIIIVE!

True Blood starts this Sunday the 13th on HBO, and will be covered here at the gasm this season by WaffleBoy.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted June 11, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    “SANTA??!?!” Never, ever change Jason Stackhouse. That was even better than waxing profound about whether or not Sam could turn into a chicken, lay eggs and then eat them.

    And James Frain even managed to be both sexy and exhausted as the prissy, craven and manipulative Thomas Cromwell on “The Tudors” which is no small feat considering Henry Cavill’s in that cast, so I expect him to be sublime as a werewolf.

  2. 2
    PottyMouth PottyMouth
    Posted June 11, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    Shit, I have got to get HBO.

  3. 3
    Bridget Miller
    Posted June 12, 2010 at 6:04 am

    I know what is going to happen well sort of because the show does follow the books, and still I am excited. And not just because there are sexy and exhausted mens running around. Clay Akien hair- now I know why I don’t like Bill. I have been waiting for Bill to go away for a long time. Do you think they could get a new Sookie? That would be nice too.

  4. 4
    MmmMMyeah
    Posted June 12, 2010 at 9:23 am

    are you kidding. Paquins naked scene was the only reason I started watching this..

  5. 5
    TamTam
    Posted June 14, 2010 at 8:20 am

    um…. James Frain is NOT playing a warewolf :) he’s playing a vampire who *SPOILER* if you’ve read the books… ends up being Tara’s abusive boyfriend who Sookie has to save her from *End SPOILER*

  6. 6
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted June 14, 2010 at 8:40 am

    He’s still sexy and exhausted.

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 14, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Jason Stackhouse is a gem. I’m going to miss Eggs though. He was pretty easy on the eyes.

  8. 8
    Liz
    Posted July 11, 2010 at 10:31 am

    TamTam: **SPOILER**Actually James Frain plays Franklin, who was Tara’s first vampire boyfriend who decided that Tara only cared about the gifts he gave her and decided that she should be used to pay of a debt and gave her to Mickey, who was the abusive vampire boyfriend. **End SPOILER**

    Although, I think I’d prefer it if they left Mickey out of it since he seemed like a kind of throw-away character in the books. His only purpose was to further Tara’s story line.

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