Trailer Trash: Celine: Through the Eyes of the World

Celine is good, but good enough to sit there for a couple of hours listening to? No. Which is why we will be trashing her trailer instead of her movie. Come on in!

She moves so fast this is the only screenshot I could get.

Celine: Through the Eyes of the World

2.17.10

OMG you guys’s it’s Celine!!!!! It’s a movie about Celine Dion. It’s her singing and dancing and talking!!! It’s Through the Eyes of the World, I get it, because they shot this all over the world. With Celine! THIS TRAILER IS BLOWING MY MIND!!!!

That guy said he has been waiting for this moment for 15 years. Shyyyaa… try waiting 32 years just to see this TRAILER!

Look at her, she’s on stage singing. AND NOW SHE’S BACKSTAGE!!!

OMFG!!! I’ve never wanted to be an impoverished undernourished little girl from a third world country more in my life! Celine Dion is kneeling in front of her singing directly to her and they are trying to sing together and Celine is showing her how she’s off key! WHAT A DREAM COME TRUE!!!!

That could be me. Not Celine. The poor one.

You’re damn right it’s “very, very powerful,” Celine!! DAMN RIGHT!!! It’s so powerful I quit my job at the restaurant to make sure I could see this trailer the day is came out online! And then since I’ve had no income and to feed my kids I robbed a liquor store and got $150 bucks to keep paying my DSL bill, but I accidentally ended up killing the guy behind the counter! Then the papers heard about it and labeled me the “Waiter Killer” and nobody goes to that restaurant anymore and they went out of business and everyone lost their jobs and- YES!!! THE TITANIC SONG is in the movie!!! Can you believe it you guys’s?! I LOVE THIS TRAILER!!!!! My heart will go on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever! INFINITY!!!! She’s sharing love with the world! I’m in the world! She’s sharing it with me!!!! Celine’s Love is in ME! Deep inside me. I know it’s true because I wake up screaming it in my jail cell every night. Hourly. Also I scream, I LOVE YOU CELINE!!! a lot. But that’s when I’m awake.

I mean they filmed this is 23 countries and 93 cities people!!! It’s the Taking Chances tour and that’s what I’m all about you guys! Taking Chances! Bold chances. Which is why I broke out of prison to make sure I saw this trailer as soon as it was uploaded. Sure, I maimed a couple guards. WTF else was I gonna do??? And they’re gonna get me right away, with force. Extreme force. But I’m Taking Chances, right Celine?! That’s what you wanted me to do! Take Chances! I’m Taking Chances for you Celine, because that’s what you wanted me to do! One time I saw a real life signature of Celine Dion’s that she signed on a napkin and I threw up. On the napkin, destroying it. I still have beautiful nightmare dreams about that moment that haunt me, nightly, hourly. I don’t know what I’m gonna do the day the full length movie comes out. The Chances I’ve taken will be NOTHING compared to what I’ll have to do that day. To prove myself. To Celine and The World, as seen through Her Eyes. Luckily, I LOVE Taking Chances! You and me Celine, we’re going to Take Chances together. And we’ll push each other, to Take Chances we never dreamed were possible. Even if we’re scared, so very scared. We must keep Taking Chances together! RIGHT?!!! OKAY?!?!?! Okay….Good.

Yes, I do want to share your incredible journey. I want to have my hand touched by you, I want to be kissed on the forehead by you while I sit in a golf cart because I probably can’t walk or something. If I have the Chance I would Take that kid out, and get rid of him forever so I could Take his place. And I certainly want to make you cry inside your limo. Whatever Chances I have to Take to make that happen, it will be worth it. You can’t see it but I’m making that heart thing with my left hand that all those people do on the crowd. My other hand is masturbating me, Through Your Eyes! I LOVE YOU CELINE!!!!!!!!!