TV Patrol: Big Brother 13 House Revealed!


By Chooch | | 9:36 am | 18 Comments

Here it is! A first look at the new Big Brother 13 house for this season! Lots of colors but not a real theme that I can see. Check it out.

bb13 dining2The dining room and kitchen. If you’ll notice, there are 14 wall frames. Does this mean we will have an extra houseguest this season?

bb13 kitchen2

bb13 dining1Bicycles and surfboards on the walls? No chairs at the table either… hmmmm, I wonder how that will work when they go smaller?

bb13 living1What the fuck is that? The dried up corpse of Evel Dick? This has to be the ugliest living room EVER!

bb13 bathThe bathroom is boringly basic. Looks like a hair salon. The only thing missing is the swivel chairs.

bb13 side

bb13 fortuneThe lounge has a special surprise with it’s weird pictures and creepy fortune teller puppet encased in a box in the corner of the room.

bb13 bed1

bb13 bed2Bedroom 1 and bedroom 2 are are both nothing to write home about. I’m wondering if there’s a “have not” room or is one of these it.

bb13 hoh1

bb13 hoh bath“Who wants to see my HOH room?” Well here it is! What were they thinking, a round bed? Seriously? Like the livingroom, this has to be the ugliest HOH room EVER!

What do you think of the new BB13 house?


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I'm a retired barwhore, who owned a drinking establishment for 20+ years. I've seen it all & done alot of it myself. I AM TV Patrol! I keep you all informed on new shows, specials, cancellations & the Nielson Ratings. I also contribute to "About Last Night". Award shows & the red carpet fashions in "Fashiongasm" are also on my agenda. I'm an expert in television viewing & I'm not afraid to voice my opinion about what sucks or doesn't suck on TV. Oh... and I'm always right.

18 Comments

  1. 1
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 9:49 am

    The decor is a nightmare come to life…especially the screamingly loud bedrooms. Yikes.

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 9:51 am

    I can’t wait till this starts!! All my co-workers watch it, so it lends for great morning chats. The picture next to the fortune teller (in the lounge) is a tarot card blown up (I believe it is the “lovers” card and it belongs to the swords suit). Oh happy days!!

  3. 3
    featherhead
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 9:56 am

    Now that I’ve looked thru the pictures again most of the pictures hanging are tarot cards blown up. I don’t know who decorated this house but there needs to be consequences, damn it!!

  4. 4
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 10:24 am

    If the lovers tarot card is featured, and there are fourteen frames, maybe the show will have ex couples as contestants.

  5. 5
    nestofvipers nestofvipers
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 10:28 am

    it looks like ikea threw up on that house. still.. can’t wait to lose sleep watching these crazy mofos.

  6. 6
    plockeness monster
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 10:36 am

    I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!! Can’t wait to chat in the spoilers forum. I like the HOH round bed. That fortune teller thing is super creepy. I doubt we will see the “have not” room until it’s time for someone to actually sleep in there. Hopefully they will be releasing the cast photos/bios soon!!

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 10:40 am

    Some times I am a little embarrassed that the first thing I do during big brother is to wake up and read what chooch and giff (and all the others) have recapped while I slept.

  8. 8
    plockeness monster
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Don’t be embarassed, Classy D! I have missed Chooch & Giff & everyone
    that follows along in the various BB forums!

  9. 9
    chooch850
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 11:04 am

    I just read Big Brother 13 will involve “dynamic duos from the past” according to its host Julie Chen, who revealed the twist while appearing on Entertainment Tonight Canada. ALSO Jesse has hinted that he has been secretly asked back for a 4th time! I will post the links to both of these stories in the forums. Things are heating up ALREADY kids!

  10. 10
    plockeness monster
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 11:28 am

    They are announcing the cast tomorrow. WOOOO!

  11. 11
    trixiebell
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Not Jesse!! NOOOO!!!

  12. 12
    (J)ustPeachy
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Yay! It is Big Brother time again! Woohoo! The house looks horrid, but I’m with you guys, I can’t wait to lose sleep and obsessively read updates! So excited!

  13. 13
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    YAY! BIG BROTHER!

  14. 14
    shantigal
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    So who would be coupled with Jesse? Gnatalie? uuurrrg.

  15. 15
    CrazyTrain
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    No not Jessie!!! :( :\

    It looks beachy-boardwalkish to me.

  16. 16
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Why does CBS always pick the most repulsive people to bring back on these shows? Jesse is almost as repugnant as Little Russell from Survivor.

  17. 17
    singleinmymind
    Posted June 30, 2011 at 9:05 am

    Who is Jesse? I must have missed his seasons – I’m sorry I would love to see Dr. Will and Mike Boogie again or Kaysar and anybody (maybe James?) no more love couples – I hate watching that crap!

  18. 18
    leboe
    Posted June 30, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    I hope somebody remembers to oil and change the spark plugs on Chenbot. Hate for parts to be falling off on live tv!!

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