“If they all die then I’ll be the Boss. Awesome!”
Tonight is the series finale of Battlestar Galactica on the SciFi Channel after 4.5 seasons. Will it be the finale the fans want? Check it out after the jump……
“SO SAY WE ALL”.
First off, the SciFi Channel has a mini-marathon going on all day today, which started at 8am this morning. This is leading up to the 2-hour finale which airs at 9pm. I am not a fan of the show, but a lot of my friends are & they are both excited & saddened that this is the final night of “one of the best written shows on TV”. I can only hope that the writers give them what they want… answers! They want answers to things like Starbuck’s “death” & the missing Model Seven Cylon. Will they leave just enough intrigue for fans to watch the prequel, Caprica? I hope the BSG lovers get what they deserve, a satisfying ending.
It has been brought to my attention that some people just don’t know what to watch without my guidance. I am going to attempt to do a daily TV Patrol once again. It’s all or nothing with me. I will try to keep it short & steer you all towards my favorite shows! Let’s give it a try, shall we…..
ABC has Wife Swap at 8pm. It’s the typical family swap tonight. One family is super strick & the kids are slaves and the other is a pack of free-wheelers who let the kids do whatever they want. I’m sure they find a happy middle in the end.
Supernanny at 9pm is all about bad parents & a thumb-sucker.
20/20 at 10pm looks into homelessness caused by the current economic crisis. It hasn’t affected me at all. How about you? I still live the same as I always have. Am I one of the lucky ones or just too poor to begin with?
“Obama’s gonna get my house back for me. You just wait & see.”
Howie Do It is back. Hell, I thought NBC cancelled it. (They should have. I laughed harder watching my colonoscopy than watching his shit.) There’s a whole new episode at 8pm followed by a repeat at 8:30pm.
Friday Night Lights airs at 9pm.
Dateline tells the tale of the rich dude who pretended to crash his plane & die so he could run away! Back in January, Marcus Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management, was facing financial fraud charges & decided to “die” instead by crashing his plane, but he jumped out first. It didn’t work out too well for him.
“President Obama would have bailed me out if I’d have only waited.”
FOX has Terminator: The Sarah Connors Chronicles at 8pm. In the story’s conclusion, Jesse’s submarine mission in the future affects Sarah, John & Derek in the present.
The Dollhouse at 9pm, promises to “come into it’s own” this episode (whatever that means). I’m loving this show either way. This week Echo (the ‘active’) is programmed to be the wife of a rich internet dude. Echo is suppose to come face to face with FBI agent Ballard who’s been trying to track her down & prove to everyone that the Dollhouse exists. I just want to see Echo kick that idiot security chief’s ass & I want to see more of ‘active’ Sierra. She looks like fun & ‘active’ Victor gets a manly reaction everytime he sees her in the shower.
“Honest, our hands were in our pockets the whole time.”
The CW has new episodes of Everybody Hates Chris at 8pm. The Game follows at 8:30pm & a repeat of America’s Next Top Model airs at 9pm.
HBO has new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every friday night at 10pm. Tonight his panel consists of Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ind-VT, actress Kerry Washington & Andrew Ross Sorkin. His two big guests are Keith Obermann from MSNBC & Madeline Albright, the former Sec. of State for Clinton. Maybe it’s just me, but Bill Maher just isn’t as funny without Bush as fodder for his jokes. He’s become a real bore.
“No Mr. President, she looks like a squealer. That other one though, looks promising. Let’s take her back to Air Force One!”
STARZ has a new show premiering tonight at 10:30pm. Party Down is a new comedy about a bunch of actor-wannabes who all work for this Hollywood catering company called “Party Down” (thus the name). Each week they cater a different event & things just never seem to work out just right. Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas & Paul Rudd are at the helm. STARZ says this is the perfect match to their other comedy, Head Case which airs at 10pm.
“Dude, I’m auditioning for The Bachelor tomorrow.”
NGC has a new Dog Whisperer at 9pm. Cesar goes to the home of Eileen Davidson from The Young & the Restless. She has a terrorizing terrier to deal with. Like Cesar always says: he “rehabilitates dogs, trains people”
“I’ll train some people. My dog fart’ll clear this room.”
I think that’s it for tonight. Oh yeh, there will be no Ghost Whisperer tonight on CBS. They have the first round games of the NCAA Basketball Tournament at 7pm. Check local listing for the game playing in your area.
Hope there’s something you like…. if not, Jaws is on Cinemax at 7:50pm.
Gotta love the Classics!