TV Patrol: It’s Friday Again

Battlestar Galactica on SCIFI at 10pm, is counting down to it’s finale, with #7 of it’s ten remaining episodes. With the earth no longer the crews destiny, they are at a loss of what to do. Everyone & everything is falling apart, even the Cylons. How will it all end? That is the biggest question of all. The producers are promising an awesome finish. For all you BSG fans, I hope so.

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ABC has a new episode of Wife Swap at 8pm. It’s Fast Food Family v. Health Food Fanatics, but I’ve heard that the drama is not with the wives but husband Steve, who is one offensive asshole. That’s enough reason for me to watch.

ABC is also airing two new episodes of 20/20, back to back, at 9 & 10pm. The two shows have totally different topics. The first show is about the scientific reasons for physical attraction. The later show focuses on two unsolved murders & dwarfs. The dwarfs have nothing to do with the murders, but I bet scientific physical attraction did.

NBC is giving us two new episodes of Howie Do it at 8 & 8:30pm. I’m giving this show one more week. I have yet to see anything funny in these moronic pranks.

Friday Night Lights follows at 9pm. At 10pm, Meredith Viera gets away from the Today Show for an investigative report on Dateline NBC. She gets to report on a global kidnapping that started in New Jersey. Does anyone remember when Meredith was a reporter for 60 Minutes? I didn’t think so.

CBS & Fox have decided that repeats are good programming for a Friday night.

The CW has a new Everybody Hates Chris at 8pm. The Game at 8:30pm & 13: Fear is Real on it’s new Friday night time slot at 9pm. I really wish I had this network on my satellite. I think 13: Fear is Real looks like my kind of show. I find enjoyment in scaring the crap out of people. I’ll have to check the ‘Net for past shows.

AARRGGHHH!!! They’re at my house!!

The series debut of Adrenaline Rush Hour begins tonight at 9pm on DSC. The opener has a monster truck going out of control, a pissed-off customer wanting satisfaction at the point of a shotgun & a van busts thru the front of a tattoo parlor. Sounds alot like what we already see on truTV.

E! is airing a new “Top Twenty” list. This time it’s 20 Best & Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Stories at 8pm. Hmmmm, do you think Priscilla Presley will be mentioned? How about Susan Lucci or Gretchen Bonaduce. I think they all go to the same guy. I’m sure they’ll talk about Joan Rivers. She’d be pissed if they didn’t. IMO, a ‘best’ would be Dolly Parton. She’s had tons of stuff done & still looks great. Cher looks good too. Who do you think will make this list?

Don’t forget The Soup with Joel McHale follows at 10pm.

Cesar Milan faces one of his toughest challenges tonight on The Dog Whisperer at 8pm on APL. He’s taking on a terrorizing little chichuahua named El Diablo. His vicious attacks on other puppies at a rescue house has caused real problems. Cesar is sure to take over as ‘pack leader’ in the first 5 minutes of the show. I wonder if he goes around & pees on everything before the show starts.

USA is airing new episodes of Monk at 9pm & Psych at 10pm.

On What Not To Wear at 9pm on TLC, Clinton & Stacy reminisce about redressing women who have lost great amounts of weight. It’s hard to go from tents to tank tops. I know! Those tanktops just don’t cover the back fat like a tent does.

This is all I have for tonight. I think I’m going to watch 20 Best & Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Stories on E! & then What Not To Wear. I’m in the mood for superficial. I might check out Wife Swap just to see if hubby Steve is a real dickhead.

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