Hey! It’s Thursday. I’ve Got News…..

Best Moment in TV last night: Jeff Lewis to Eddie on “Top Design”: “I think it skews an older demographic….. and by older, I mean, walkers, bedpans and oxygen tanks.” No wonder I loved Eddie’s room…(plus, I’ve got news) More after the jump…..

Martha Stewart for President!

God I love Jeff Lewis and I knew his appearance on “Top Design” would be memorable and he did not disappoint. He clearly hated everything Eddie did. I was surprised with the final three, but I will say this, it’s been a great season. Leaps & bounds better than “Project Runway”. I will be sorry to see the end. Look for J-Mo’s recap. He will fill you in on all the drama, as only he can. (remember, I’ve got news!)

ABC:

“Ugly Betty” at 8pm. (new) Ralph Macchio is on tonight’s show.

“Grey’s Anataomy” at 9pm. (new)

“Life on Mars” at 10pm. (new) Sam meets his 1973 mom.

CBS:

“Survivor: Gabon” at 8pm. (new) Double vote-off….. hmmmm, Ace & Susan maybe.

“CSI” at 9pm. (new)

“Eleventh Hour” at 10pm. (new)

NBC:

“My Name is Earl” at 8pm. (new) Halloween episode. Randy gets spooked by a kid.

“Kath & Kim” at 8:30pm. (new)

“The Office” at 9pm. (new) Pam’s the only one at work in a costume. Maybe nobody notices.

“30 Rock” at 9:30pm. (season premiere if you don’t count it being on the ‘net for a week)

“ER” at 10pm. (new) It’s their Halloween show. Expect Frank to be hanging decorations.

CW:

“Smallville” at 8pm. (new)

“Supernatural” at 9pm. (new) “It’s the Great Pumpkin Sam Winchester”. Lucifer guest stars.

FOX:

“Kitchen Nightmares” at 8pm. (repeat)

“Kitchen Nightmares” at 9pm. (new)

These Networks have NEW episodes of the following: (… don’t forget, I’ve got news)

Animal Planet: “Lost Tapes” at 9pm. (season premiere) BigFoot

BRAVO: Tm Gunn’s Guide to Style” at 10pm.

Com. Central: “The Sarah Silverman Program” at 10:30pm. Sarah wets the bed!

DSC: “Destroyed in Seconds” at 9pm.

VH1: “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” at 10pm.

MTV: “True Life” at 10pm.

TLC:

“American Chopper” at 9pm. (new)

“LA Ink” at 10pm. (new)

FX:

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” at 10pm. (new) (except when they are hosting the World Series! Then it rains like a cow pissin’ on a flat rock.)

“Testees” at 10:30pm. (new)

truTV:

“Speeders” at 8pm. (new)

“Speeders fight Back” at 8:30pm. (new)

“Smoking Gun Presents: “World’s Dumbest Criminals” at 9pm. (new)

SciFi premieres it’s new show tonight. “The Real Exocist” at 7pm, followed by 3 more new episodes.

Biography:

“Charles Manson” at 8pm.

“Witches” at 9pm. The history of witches since 2000bc till present time.

“My Ghost Story: Hauntings Revealed” at 10pm. (new)

History Int.:

“In Search of the Real Frankenstein” at 8pm. (documentary) Scientists take real body parts to the castle presumed to be Dr. Frankenstein’s home. They conduct experiments on these body parts, just as the real doctor did, using chemicals & electric pulses. (Didn’t Mary Shelley make this shit all up???)

“Vampire Secrets” at 9pm. (documentary) The myths & folklore are studied. They need to just watch “True Blood”.

I’m hoping you have some idea of what you want to watch tonight.

THE NEWS! I’m a tad pre-occupied. I became a grandmother for the first time. A 9lb 15oz boy named Jacob, born 10/29/08 at 2:33pm.

love

nana chooch

“GHOUL GUIDE”

FUSE:

7pm: :Hellraiser” (1987)

9pm: “Cherry Falls” (2000)

11pm: “Feardotcom” (2002)

FMC:

8pm: “Aliens 3″ (1992)

10pm: “It’s Alive! Creating a Monster Classic”. Interviews with Mel Brooks & the cast of “Young Frankenstein.

10:30pm: “Young Frankenstein” (1974)

12:30am (fri): “Freaked” (1993)

CHILL:

9pm: “House of Frankenstein” (1997)

1am (fri): “Universal Horror” (1998) Documentary on horror films with lots of great clips.

MNT:

8pm: “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” (1975) Cult Classic!

IFC:

6:45pm: “Fargo” (1996)

9pm: “Nightmare 5: The Dream Child” (1989)

10:30pm: “Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare” (1991)

TCM:

Noon: “The Gorgon” (1964) Peter Cushing & Christopher Lee

1:30pm: “Mr. Sardonicus” (1961)

3:15pm: “The Tomb of Ligeia” (1965) Vincent Price

5pm: “The Tingler” (1959) Vincent Price

6:30pm: The House of Usher” (1960) Vincent Price

8pm: “Dead of Night” (1945)

10pm: “Torture Garden” (1968) Jack Palance

11:45pm: “Twice Told Stories with Vincent Price”

AMC:

4pm: “Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday” (1983)

6pm: “Willard” (2003)

8pm: “Constantine” (2005)

10:30pm: “Jeepers Creepers” (2001)

12:30am (fri): The Nightmare on Elm Street” (1984)

2:30am: “The Fly” (1958) The Original “Help Me… Help Me!!!” Vincent Price

4:30am: House of Dracula” (1945) Lon Chaney

6am: “House of Frankenstein” (1945) Boris Karloff

7:30am: “Horror of Dracula” (1958) Peter Cushing & Christopher Lee

9:30am: “Halloween” (1978) Jamie Lee Curtis

11:30am: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers” (1988)

1:30pm: “Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers” (1989)

One more night of FRIGHT!!!!

love

Big Booty