“A Night for Vets: An MTV Concert for the Brave” airs tonight at 8pm. It’s Beyonce’s first appearance since changing her name to “Sasha Fierce”! My inner-self needs a new name too. From now on I want to be known as “Big Booty”! More info after the jump……
That was her second choice.
Can anyone remember a tribe that sucks as bad as the “Fang” tribe on “Survivor: Gabon”. I’ve never seen such a pathetic pack of pooped-out pussies in my life. There have been many tribes who went without food for days and in spite of their deteriorating strength, still did everything they could to win the challenges. This tribe just stands around and watches while a few try to win. “I’m just gonna go over here and sit awhile. You go on and carry that 200lb snake. I’ll cheer you on. You can do it baby.” I hope they all starve to death.
I don’t know about you guys, but I thought “CSI” was so original last night. I’ve never seen such an elaborate form of art & murder combined. The fact that this show focuses on the crime, sets it apart from it’s other two knock-offs. I’m going to miss Grissom, but we have Elizabeth Corday from “ER” on the show now. She’s a British bore so she’ll probably bang Larry Fishburne.
Tonight at 8pm, MTV will air “A Night for Vets: An MTV Concert for the BRAVE,” an event to mobilize support for the Bill of Rights for American Veterans (BRAVE), a petition organized by MTV and several veterans’ organizations. BRAVE asks elected officials to provide veterans with better health care, mental-health treatment, job opportunities, housing assistance and compensation for serving longer due to stop-loss orders.
The concert was taped in New York on October 23 in front of an audience of young veterans and their families. It features performances by 50 Cent, Ludacris and Saving Abel, as well as taped performances by Kanye West, Kid Rock, Fall Out Boy, Angels and Airwaves, Nelly, Juanes and Taylor Swift. Also making taped appearances will be Beyonce (Sasha Fierce), Will Ferrell, Jennifer Hudson, John Legend and others. MTV’s Sway will host.
“WifeSwap” at 8pm. (new) A ballerina goes to the bayou.
“Supernanny” at 9pm. (new)
“20/20″ at 10pm. (new)
“Ghost Whisperer” at 8pm. (new) Under extreme peer pressure from my family, I have been ordered to watch this show. I will do as they ask, but my expectations are low. I could be wrong. We’ll see.
“The Ex-List” at 9pm. (new) Have any of you seen a normal person on this show yet?
“NUMB3RS”at 10pm. (new)
“Deal or No Deal” at 8pm. (new) Wasn’t this show just on? Yes, it was on Wed. night.
“Crusoe” at 9pm. (new) I’ve heard others call this show “MacGyver Survivor”. It’s just BULLSHIT, plain & simple.
“Life” at 10pm. (new)
FOX: (no World Series game tonight.)
“Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader” at 8pm. (new)
“Don’t Forget The Lyrics” at 9pm. (new)
“Everybody Hates Chris” at 8pm. (new)
“The Game” at 8:30pm. (new)
“America’s Next Top Model” at 9pm. (repeat)
For you “SwingTown” fans, BRAVO is having a 12hr marathon, starting with the pilot, at noon today. 12 episodes in all.
“E! True Hollywood Story” at 9pm is new. They are going to delve into the life of our favorite reality host, Heidi Klum. I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna record this one.
STARZ airs their next installment of the new series “CRASH” with Dennis Hopper at 10pm. I thought these people were crazy enough for another look.
USA: “The Starter Wife” at 10pm. (new)
TLC has new episodes of “Real Simple/Real Life at 8pm & “What Not To Wear” at 9pm.
“Stargate Atlantis” at 9pm. (new)
“Santuary” at 10pm. (new)
“Scream Queens” at 7:30pm. (repeat of season premiere) It was on the ‘campy’ side, but worth watching to see the dude with the chainsaw & to watch the snake pop up between the Scream Queen’s legs while they were in the bathtub.
“Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” at 8:30pm. (repeat of season premiere) The premiere was on last night & I totally forgot about it. Thank god they’re running an ‘encore’ show tonight. Gary Busey, Rodney King & Jeff Conaway are a few of our rehabbers.
“The Pick-Up Artist” at 10pm. They go play Bingo with the old ladies.
If there is a show that I’ve forgotten, or just one that you really like, please let me know in the comments section. I’m always looking for something new to watch and/or make fun of. What the hell would I do if I had a real life?
My picks for the evening:
Of course, MTV’s Concert for the Brave” at 8pm. I just want to see if Beyonce uses her new name, “Sasha Fierce”.
“E! THS: Heidi Klum” at 9pm.
……oh, and “Ghost Whisperer” at 8pm on CBS, because my loved ones said so.
The “Ghoul Guide” is next.
THE “GHOUL GUIDE”
There are some dusk to dawn movies starting today. I’m not finding alot of the classics. I love the old ones. The one movie that scared the hell out of me when I was young was “I Saw What You Did”. It was made in 1965 and starred Joan Crawford. These girls played on the phone calling people and saying “I saw what you did and I know who you are.” When they call this dude that just hacked up Joan in the shower, he comes after them. I couldn’t sleep all night after that. Is there a movie that scared the shit out of you when you were young? Tell me what it was & I’ll see if I can find it being played this week.
Now on to our movies:
AMC starts their weeklong “HorrorFest tonight. Stop by their website and vote for your favorites in Horror & SciFi. There are lots of interesting categories.
8pm: “Halloween” (1978)
10pm: “Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers” (1988)
12am: “Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers” (1989)
2am: “Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers” (1995)
4am: “Motel Hell” (1980) The farmer & his wife plant people & make sausage out of them.
6am: The Curse of Frankenstein” (1957) Peter Cushing & Christopher Lee
8am: “Son of Frankenstein” (1939) Boris Karloff is the monster.
10:30am: “House Of Frankenstein” (1945) Dracula & the Wolfman are in this one too.
SciFi starts their dawn to dusk horror shows Saturday morning. I will post them now for you.
9am: “Night of the Living Dead”
11am: “Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes”
1pm: “Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud”
3pm: “The Grave Dancers”
5pm: Death Tunnel”
7pm: “Ghost Voyage” (original SciFi movie)
9pm: “The Ferryman”
11pm: “The Lost Voyage” (original SciFi movie)
LMN (LifeTime Movie Network) starts their mini scarefest at 8pm tonight.
8pm: “Deadly Visions”
10pm: “The Secret of Hidden Lake”
12am: “Deadly Visions” (repeat)
2am: “The Marsh”
6am: The Haunting of Sorority Row”
8am: “Carrie” (the original w/Sissy Spacek)
10am: “The Rage: Carrie II”
Noon: “I Know What I Saw”
These two movies you can watch with your kids tonight:
ABC Family has “Addams Family Values” at 8pm.
Disney has “The Haunted Mansion” with Eddie Murphy at 9pm.
There are some great movies in this list. I’ll check out the weekend viewing pleasures and get back to you tomorrow.