TV Patrol: Frickin’ Friday

Friday means Ghost Whisperer on CBS at 8pm tonight. Our doe-eyed beauty has real problems. After a grave gets dug up, the whole town gets a mass haunting. It’s almost like the “Ghostly Trio” has come to town. With all this going on around her, she still has to deal with her dead hubby, in the dead guy’s body, & trying to get him to remember her & she still needs to look perfect through the whole show. Here’s a bit of GW gossip. Hillary Duff is JLH’s BFF! She’s going to do a guest spot on the show this season. I don’t know if she’ll be dead or not though. Also in Duff news, she’s got a starring role in a new comedy, Barely Legal, from NBC. She will play an 18yr old who is the state of California’s youngest attorney, after passing the bar exam. Sounds “HILLARY-ious!” (no date on it’s premiere)….

More after the jump!

Flashpoint is on at 9pm, followed by NUMB3RS at 10pm.

Here’s a little more gossip for ya. This time it’s about “Huddy”. (who makes up these idiot names). Producer of House verified at it’s 100th episode party, that House & Cuddy are going to f*ck before the end of the season, but it’s not going to be some super-smoochy type lovefest. It will be true to House & Cuddy’s personalities. He’ll probably use his cane.

The final episode of Miss America: Countdown to the Crown is on TLC at 10pm. The beauty queen’s need to put on a talent show in preparation for the pageant which is tomorrow night in Las Vegas. At the last minute, a surprising twist is revealed. They won’t be allowed to use spray tan or spray adhesive because they destroy the ozone. TLC will air the pageant Saturday at 8pm, with Mario Lopez as the host.

The countdown to the end of Battlestar Galactica continues tonight on the SCIFI Channel at 10pm. The renegade Cylons try to form an alliance with the Colonial Fleet.

FYI….. if a show doesn’t have (R) after it, that means it’s a new episode. I’m running out of new & interesting ways to say a show is NEW, so from here on out, if there’s no (R) then you’ve never seen it. Okay? Ok, now let’s move on………

I think because of the recent plane crash in the Hudson River, networks are trying to cash in on our paranoia. These survival shows are popping up all over the place. Tonight, ABC’s 20/20 at 10pm, jumps on the bandwagon. Elizabeth Vargas reports on ways to survive things like plane crashes, boats sinking & fires. I have a hard enough time trying not to slip in the bathtub & break a hip.

Howie Do It, at 8 & 8:30pm on NBC, is still exploiting us poor innocent bystanders. I’m told that tonight he’s got his co-hort Vic sneezing in his hand & then ‘high-fiving’ people. Can you imagine if someone did that to Howie! He’d have a coronary. But I guess spreading germs to us peons is funny. After Howie is Friday Night Lights at 9pm. tThe principal gets flack for nixing the installation of a JumboTron. I’d be outraged too. I always watched my kids play football from my van. That way I could smoke. The JumboTron was the way to watch the game.

FOX has Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader at 8pm & then at 9pm, Wayne Brady welcome Rick Springsteen to Don’t Forget the Lyrics. He’s there to help a contestant win a million bucks. Did any of you see it last week with Penn & Teller. They had Carrot-Top for a back-up. Wow, the dude looks seriously deformed in the face!

The CW has Everybody Hates Chris at 8pm. The Game is at 8:30pm & 13: Fear is Real airs at 10pm.

USA has Monk at 9pm, followed by Psych at 10pm.

Oh, I almost forgot! The Dog Whisperer is on at 8pm on NGC. Cesar has to deal with a dog that hates the husband of the house.

Stacey & Clinton are also tearing someone apart on What Not To Wear at 9pm on TLC. I think I need to get my daughter on that show. I’m sick of penguin pants.

That’s it for me & TV. See ya tomorrow.

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